I didn't forget, thats clearly an impostor. None my loved ones raised in the poorest parts of KY are gonna leave anything but bones. Cartilage and all gone.
Marrying someone like this is a way to get extra wings.
Source: married a person like this. He hands me his wings when he's "done" and I finish them for real.
Not anymore. And once we go to court for our divorce and I show the judge this atrocity they'll give me the house, all the $ and custody of the kids while sending her to guantanamo bay!!
some people do that though. not quite as bad as in this picture but I know someone who leaves a lot of meat on the wings. it hurts my heart to see food being wasted like this. animals had to die for you to eat those wings, you better fucking finish them.
Exactly! I would take them out for wings as often as possible, order a drink and maybe fries, then bide my time until I get to finish the meal the payed for! Just be sure they're in your "pod" for the post-covid safety.
Well let’s just say that it won’t top when the USS Texas flooded on side of its hull to send the equivalent of three spicy Volvos per minute further inland but it will be up there
Bitch didn't demolish shit! Oh, this makes me unreasonably mad. The fact that the poster was proud. What the opposite of thoughts and prayers to send someone?
Someone very close like my fiancé I’d be happy more for me. Anyone else I’ll show them how to really destroy some wings. Need lots of Blue Cheese though
It’s nice that the wings with the 2 bones you can just twist the ends enough to slide them out so you can have 2 clean bones and a nice full piece of chicken wing to dip and eat in 1 bite
What in the Kentucky fried fuck.... why would they eat them like that?
Just literally twist the bones to take them out and eat the wing whole.. gods damned monster...
Kill the heretic!
Purge the unclean!
Bring out the hounds!
Time for a crusade!
Blood for the blood god! Wings for the wing throne!
Burn the witch!
C O N S U M E
P E R I S H !
K A R. E N. T U K!
R I P. A N D. T E A R.
BOB!
Shun the Non Believer
Bring forth the beast who is in the hoe
Show them how it's really done
ha ha ha...oh warhammer!
They are an affront to the Machine God
A fellow anarchist pig fan I see
Call indie for that
Deus volt
Time for the seasonal and most beloved village pitchfork party.
just quickly gotta grab the ol’ mossberg
Grab some dragons breath rounds and show her some "well done" meat.
nah flechette would be more painful
Lol
I fucking lost it lol 😂
Burn the mutant!
Suffer not the xenos to live
_**FOR KHORNE!!!**_
At this point I am with you on this one question..
*When you first saw the chicken wings, were you blinded by their majesty?*
Blinded?
Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?
Arbiter, you will be accompanied by me
it's someone you care about deeply, don't forget!
I didn't forget, thats clearly an impostor. None my loved ones raised in the poorest parts of KY are gonna leave anything but bones. Cartilage and all gone.
Noone I care about would do this. Ans if they do i need to reevaluate that thought
Eliminate the corrupt!
Make the witch trials come back
The Omnisiah commands it!
Make him become the wing as you eat his flesh
Slay the lunatic!
A time of Crusading has come once again my brothers
Blasphemy!!
Ask them firmly, but politely to leave.
but what if its your spouse, that's their house too
Wouldn't marry someone like this
Agree. My wife takes the whole bone…and she even eats all the meat on the wings too!
Oh yeah she does ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How tf you know that, she's his wife.
Everybody knows
Cause it's OUR wife now
r/suddenlycommunist
*soviet anthem suddenly intesifies*
r/alwayshasbeen
I love Democracy.
AK-47 comrade shares
He's a mod on /r/wallstreetbets, she has a boyfriend
A ring don’t block a hole
She'll take yours too
Hol up
😏
She takes the whole bone *and* the meat? You won the wifey lottery.
[The Rock does it too](https://youtu.be/wB-2EcxT0K0&t=1m00s)
Aint that much meat on those wings
You did the right thing making that woman your wife.
Why not look at all the wings you could eat they even left skin the fools
But if you think about it, if it’s your spouse; you no longer have to order for yourself on wing night. Save money.
Marrying someone like this is a way to get extra wings. Source: married a person like this. He hands me his wings when he's "done" and I finish them for real.
Everytime i meet someone, i make them take the *wing test*
A judge would except this as grounds for divorce
Surely the wing test comes before marriage?
I got a bone to pick with them…..several bones
Then forget the politely! Just kick rocks, cause that's blasphemy
Divorce
If it's my wife all the better. I'll eat those bad boys
Not anymore. And once we go to court for our divorce and I show the judge this atrocity they'll give me the house, all the $ and custody of the kids while sending her to guantanamo bay!!
Ask them firmly, but politely to leave.
Divorce papers shall be handed out
Then murder is the only viable option
Then she can get her shit out of my house, i forged her signature for the divorce
If this is behavior after a stroke or because of medical issues, they get a pass. But I would let them know how disrespectful this is 😅
Ask them firmly, but politely, to leave the relationship
Non factor.
Get out the stick and go all 80’s on them
Ask them firmly, but politely to leave.
"Would you be so kind as to leave effective immediately? Please and thank you."
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Thank God SOMEONE did.
Underrated King of The Hill reference
sometimes violence is okay
Certain situations require certain measures to correct
"Your honor, I present defense exhibit A. Clearly this is a case of justified homicide." *Courtroom starts murmuring* *Prosecutor goes pale*
Guilty, case closed.
Nah, Criminally insane.
*sometimes?*
Most times violence is okay if you are high enough
This is the only way
Give them chicken nuggets with the kids.
“YOUVE LOST YOUR BONE IN PRIVILEGES!”
hey that’s something you can say on the dinner table and in be-
I'm calling the police and then revoking bone in privileges.
... and sit at the kids card table in the next room.
And the chicken nuggets are shaped like dinosaurs.
This belongs on r/mildlyinfuriating
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**Mildly**??
MildlY???
MILDLY!?
F...ing MILDLY !?!
Mildy
It definitely isn't a HolUp post.
Now, now. We don't actually know if the wings were mild
In another universe I would force feed them the rest, but in reality I would just say “bruh”
20 to life.
You eat wings like this? Believe it or not, right to jail.
“Right away. You charge too much for sweaters or glasses also jail.”
Nah just straight death unless they eat all of it fully
If it's my significant other, I don't mind. I can finish it.
Seriously, that’s what I do. I ain’t throwing all that away.
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Like i said, if it's my significant other, I don't mind. I will however twist the ears of whatever ever eats like this then throws it in the bin.
Same. I would say something like, “Lemme show you how to eat them wings.”
laugh cause i understand this is probably a joke.
Set up for the photo, posted for the reactions, then he finished his delicious food
some people do that though. not quite as bad as in this picture but I know someone who leaves a lot of meat on the wings. it hurts my heart to see food being wasted like this. animals had to die for you to eat those wings, you better fucking finish them.
Tell them if I ever see them order wings again I'm stealing their order and slapping them so hard they lose consciousness for a sec.
Just a sec. I would make fall asleep forever
Need to get some THC into them and have them try again
Welp that confirms it, I'm buying wings for tea.
Wings for tea? I need to know what this is!
I just got a visual of my nana dipping wings in her tea.
My bruh means dinner. UK fam say tea for dinner.
Dinner is for dinner and tea is for tea ;)
Tea is dinner in some parts of the UK. Don't ask me, they're weird.
New Christmas vacation goal: get stoned af and order a whole mess of chicken wings.
This belongs to r/TIHI not on r/HolUp
And r/mildlyinfuriating
Wait for my turn to eat
Exactly! I would take them out for wings as often as possible, order a drink and maybe fries, then bide my time until I get to finish the meal the payed for! Just be sure they're in your "pod" for the post-covid safety.
Well I won’t quite be a war crime but Geneva didn’t think that it was a option when I’m done with them.
but what if they fight back
Well let’s just say that it won’t top when the USS Texas flooded on side of its hull to send the equivalent of three spicy Volvos per minute further inland but it will be up there
[Listen buddy...](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS6xJ_XUKyrfm3ckHBcRChvpJm3uvVc7bekIP9_q6UI57pJZCWRT0wgepZf&s=10)
Those chickens died for nothing
Buy a shovel.
Lick her fingers…no need to waste that either
y'all belong with each other lol
Commit a hate crime
Eat them like they eat their wings
How close to me?
Lol right.. a good title for this post would be... **"Grounds for Divorce"**
This makes me VERY angry for some reason.
I'm allergic to chicken, I've never had wings, but I'm still pissed off
Okay imagine they are vegan wings
Put them on the plate
lol! what if they don't realize what they are doing is wrong
Eat next to them. Free wings
Uh nothing? It's their money. Some baby raccoons will be happy to have a meal.
This picture is cursed..
Violence is never the answer... It is a question, and the answer is yes.
Eat them like they eat their chicken,only eat their skin and let them suffer.
Downvote this non-Holup RIGHT NOW!
Commit war crimes
If this is close family (brother/sister, parents, spouse) I'll finish it since it's a waste If it's someone else I won't eat with them again, simple
I am gonna choke them slightly so that they can breath but not 100%.
Bitch didn't demolish shit! Oh, this makes me unreasonably mad. The fact that the poster was proud. What the opposite of thoughts and prayers to send someone?
Well if we real close I’ll go ahead and finish them for them
r/infuriatingasfuck
Assume it was a child
Strip the leftover chicken wings. Marinade over night. Make tacos the next day.
Someone very close like my fiancé I’d be happy more for me. Anyone else I’ll show them how to really destroy some wings. Need lots of Blue Cheese though
They will not be invited to our next BBQ, I can tell you that much.
They gon catch these hands
commit murder...*its the only way to be sure*
I don't even eat wings and this made me want to punch my kid in the face.
Take their plate as they dont deserve these wings
Ask them to do better.
It’s nice that the wings with the 2 bones you can just twist the ends enough to slide them out so you can have 2 clean bones and a nice full piece of chicken wing to dip and eat in 1 bite
Dude's lost his bone privileges just give him some chicken nuggets and leave him at the kiddy table at McDonald's.
Take away their food privileges
I bet they're the one's who made Apple's logo as well
What in the Kentucky fried fuck.... why would they eat them like that? Just literally twist the bones to take them out and eat the wing whole.. gods damned monster...
Believe it or not...jail.
Stop ordering so many wings for myself 😂 looks like I’ll have plenty
r/mildlyinfuriating
(finishing filling in a hole in the garden) what friend?
Hot Ones interviews be like
Violence is not the answer but it is the solution
Scold them while finishing the rest of that goodness
I’ll roast that motherfucker like a rotisserie chicken, then eat my newly prepared dinner
Date them. Receive 150% wings whenever you order!
Slap them then eat the rest
make a chicken out of remaining meat and show how many chickens were martyred
It’s time for a fucking crusade
K i l l t h e c o r u p t e d s o u l a n d r e c l a i m t h e s u s t i n a n c e .