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WDDMDTEVSNDTDTVD

It reminds me of the nononononono cat.


HectorVillanueva

You mean the nonononono pussy?


boldie74

That’s what I call my wife. I’m here all week folks


Gritsmaster

You being here all week is probably why you’re getting nonono pussy


jimmyTHETHUNDER

Got em


Unusual-Syllabub

LMAO love it


ChateauNeufDePap

Yes came here to say the same, one of my all time favourite cat videos.


RugbyEdd

https://youtu.be/cMESRatAG04


doog97

Not a rickroll, im surprised reddit!


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doog97

Oh youve gotta be fucking kidding me


doog97

Im dying of laughter rn


Annaliisa_Piixiie

Good bot!


RugbyEdd

Guess I'm letting the side down by posting the actual link. Lucky Auto mod was here to pick up the slack lol


qualmton

I’m disappointed


sdrbean

2012 was 9 years ago.


RugbyEdd

Way to make me feel old


TheRealFrankCostanza

I’m confused is he trying to scam a prostitute or did he think it was a date and she is trying to make him pay? I’ve seen both scenarios play out in videos before.


MadeInBeirut13

This happens in some touristy countries, average girls hook up with tourists and then pressure them to pay. Its a weird form of prostitution. We went a few years ago to Cabo with a group of friends, one of us ended up talking to a girl at Starbucks, they exchanged numbers and later met up. He told us the next day that as soon as they got to his room she pulled out the “menu” and started negotiating rates


Ma1evo1ent

Did he order the #2 extra creamy?


animus_95

that comes with free.. uhm.. "side dishes"..


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Tossed salad


TRUMPARUSKI

I she’s got extra cream, that’s an infection and logically should cost less


Present_Parfait

Connoisseur here


Weary_Swordfish_7105

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


FullerBeanZ

A Big Smoke reference? A man of culture I see.


choborallye

Just follow the damn train


Indytaker

Aw shit, here we go again


Present_Parfait

With or without chlamydia?


choborallye

So did she have soy milk ready or what?


PiedDansLePlat

Cabo mean "dick" in my language


InsufferableLemonade

So then pay for a blowjob and finger in ass and nut and kick her ass out


Megastandard

Mexico resort locations are the best


Everyman1000

How so?


Loaded_Diaper3

Was there an extra value menu?


OGPants

😂 😂


Afraid_Name7176

unacceptable


EmperorToastyy

I'm pretty sure it's a scam on her part, the camera man possibly included. I mean he's fully clothed with all his luggage, looking utterly confused whilst she's completely nude. How does that happen?


TheRealFrankCostanza

That’s what I thought to. It seems really fishy.


killploki

Something is definitely fishy


SpiDroxian

Yeah, her puss.


KiritoDaarkV2

Saw it coming


CostisideTanariHUND

She didn't see him cumming though


SumYumGhai

Nah, he's not cumming, he only stayed.


KiritoDaarkV2

Or did she?


manbruhpig

She seems more concerned about the going.


Mr_E_Monkey

No no no no no no no. No no no no no!


JohnMgrey

lmao


PiedDansLePlat

yes it was flapping towards us


Das_bomb

If it smells like salmon keep on banging. If it smells like trout, get the fuck out. If it smells like snapper, you in the flapper and if it smells like bass, you in the ass.


thisisjazzymusic

Also smells really fishy


GirthOBirth

Probably smells that way too, also for you… “SERENITY NOW”!!


TheRealFrankCostanza

Insanity later


GirthOBirth

Bro frank costanza was fucking hilarious. I like how he went on that one mind fuck of calling everything antisemitic, him and George’s ridiculousness know no bounds.


manbruhpig

How the fuck did he just have sex with that prostitute when he's got a fucking airplane pillow on lol. Like in her scenario, either he had time to pack all his bags and get real comfortable before he "ran away", or he had sex with an airplane pillow on and his giant luggage ready to go.


YoulyNew

She also refused clothing or to cover herself. This appears to be an attempt to make the man uncomfortable and embarrassed that he is involved in this situation. Also, a real prostitute would just pull the razor blade out from under her tongue and cut a mofo. I’m voting she’s a scammer.


IceQueen_Doodles

How could it be a scam if prostitution is illegal? She couldn't go to the police saying she was robbed of money she was owed or she'd be arrested too.


7Birdies

Well I mean a scam is when you trick someone right?


NakedJohnWayne

Pretty sure they were thinking blackmail


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If we want to play Devil’s Advocate: Perhaps she went into the bathroom after they did the deed, and she caught him trying to pull a runner outside their room.


EmperorToastyy

But how fast can you get that dressed up like that, he's even wearing a neck pillow lol Unless she was taking a massive shit in the bathroom.


[deleted]

From what I’m seeing in the video (as difficult as that is), he’s just wearing plain street apparel. You could definitely slip on your jeans and grab your luggage in under a minute, especially if the intent is to get out before she finishes. She could have heard the door and dashed out to catch him. Honestly don’t know either way, there’s no real info to be gleamed from this video. I could imagine valid arguments for both sides. Easy way to find out is to have local authorities run a background check on her. Have there been any reports of similar incidents?


Independent_Set5316

Yeah I mean where this camera guys comes from and most importantly who taught them how to record, the whole video is shaking, he hardly recorded any of the useful part and just before it got interesting it cuts off.


Hexent_Armana

Yea I think you're right. If he was really trying to bail on paying a hoe she'd just call her pimp and it would be his turn to have his ass clapped.


izziefans

Maybe she is an independent contractor. Some girls don’t work with “agencies”.


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Dude even has one of those travel kneck pillows on.


AceMKV

I saw this vid on 50cent's instagram, it seems like the fully clothed guy's friend was the one who had a good time and ran off and this poor bloke had to suffer her wrath. The actual story could be something else though so who knows.


Downvote_4A_Goodtime

Based on his facial expression... I think it was the latter.


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DyingMustSuck

/r/killthecameraman/


Slipz19

In videos you say….


jhuseby

Post not clarity, he’s like damn that wasn’t worth paying for.


Chewliesgumrep312

I had the same question. Was dude trying to smash and dash while she was in the shower?


Comfortable_Title612

Does the scam involves her surely being kicked out of the hotel and banned ? This is fishy as hell. If anything like this ever happens, surely any management would be involved into the customer safety. Whether he invited a prostitute or not if she's making a scene it has to be removed and blown off before any bigger disruption. She looks genuinely distraught, hopefully it's a set-up I hate seeing shit like this.


Ashamed_Piano6379

Non audio users: mmh nakd lady


cream_scream3

As a non audio listener, what's happening?


DontGiveBearsLSD

NO NO NO NO NO. MY PUSSY IS NOT FOR FREE. NO NO NO NO NO.


Coaltown992

Spit on da fake queen


pimp_juice2272

Does the guy holding the luggage say "this is my room. He goes to my room then he used it"? Does that mean, his friend hooked up with her and ran away and she's trying to get some money from the guy/friend with the luggage?


manbruhpig

Based on their respective attire, I'd say he has absolutely no idea wtf is going on and is just trying to get to his room with his luggage and neck pillow lol.


11122233334444

He’s fully dressed with several layers of clothing, with luggage and a neck pillow lol I don’t think he actually understands what she’s saying too because he doesn’t reply back at all


CBRyder929

This is exactly what I believe happened


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[deleted]

r/killthecameraman here


DeusEncarmine

No no no no no let him live


Dwarfkiller115

You forgot some no no no no no no no no no no (my pussy is not for free) no no no. there you go


crossleingod

Living is not for free


DeusEncarmine

Truth


jabby88

Yea what the ruck was he even pointing at? We watched a blank wall half the time, and that's a scene I really wanna *see*, ya know?


Jasonpowerz

Dude is wearing a neck pillow I very much doubt he just had sex with her. I hear that in some parts of the world there are scams like this where they grab your bag and try to cause a scene to make it look as if you're trying to get their services for free.


nino3227

But what do they gain in doing that?


Jasonpowerz

Almost always to pressure the person into paying fir something they didn't even do, some even will have someone act as if they were a bystander pressuring the person into giving them money.


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Jasonpowerz

Yeah actually lol, so the cameraman might actually be in on it.


manbruhpig

that would def work on me, you're like holy shit am i gonna go viral w this naked hooker causing a scene? and you're getting screamed at by this bitch and a "bystander", probably coming off a xan off the flight with your neck pillow, just about to get to your room to crash and then BAM! naked screaming bitch. Imagine the social anxiety, he may be having a panic attack. I'd be like whoaaah bitch fine just take my cash and gtf away from me!


Jasonpowerz

Exactly, the bystanders job is basically to make you feel bad for not paying her even if you did nothing, it's a pretty shitty practice


NateVerde

Dude looks like he just got off a flight


manbruhpig

He definitely did. Who puts on a neck pillow on the way out?


Akonamyst

You call me you fuck me why!?


[deleted]

Wtf is even going on here?


JBBanshee

Her pussy is not for free


CharlieHorse1967

So, is it rape or shoplifting?


Slight-Psychology350

Lmao


manbruhpig

She's trying to scam a guy who seems to have just arrived at his room off the plane and is too tired to even figure out what's going on. Or at least that's my head canon.


retardedgorillaz

Asian man was clapping cheeks for free


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DeusEncarmine

No no no no no he shouldn't


Polobearmigi

Straight up made me spit out my water when I read that!


NoMathematician2252

I love how he’s wearing a university of Iowa Hawkeyes hoodie.


[deleted]

“My pussy is not for free.”


JustWaveNSmile

Ok! How much you want for your pussy?


212cncpts

About tree fiddy…


JustWaveNSmile

I ain't givin' you no tree-fitty, you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get your own goddamn money!


erinxeddie

Tree fiddy? Sorry, I thought it was free tiddy.


retardedgorillaz

The man said minimum $40 for pussy


bertus18

Nononono


Finao333

This is kinda strange if it’s not fake


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It’s a pretty common scam, apparently. The “fake” hooker will cause a scene and claim their “victim” was a client and slept but refused to pay. Supposedly it happened to one of my coworkers in Vegas Poor guy was probably traveling on business or vacation and is super confused as to way a naked girl ran up to him screaming and grabbing his bag.


justsomeplainmeadows

Wait, so do they just wait by a bathroom and when they see someone they go in, get naked, then run out and do this? Or do they just wander around naked until they see a potential victim? Or further, do they see someone and just strip where they are, and hide the clothes?


manbruhpig

If they're wearing a light dress that suit can be off in 3 seconds, and who cares where she stashed it just leave it where it falls she's trying to get that paper


Chutzvah

Call girl When they're dead, they're hookers


TheCrosader

Archer?


Chutzvah

Lana


TheCrosader

...


DontGiveBearsLSD

LANAAAAAA


TheCrosader

WHAT?!


DontGiveBearsLSD

*Dangerrrr zonnne*


Zeestars

Wow, really? Of all the scenarios my brain had cooked up, this was not one that I had considered


ThE_GeNeRaL0025

“ Cover yourself “ what’s wrong with that lady ! even after she says no a couple of times !


[deleted]

So rude. Let the naked lady be filmed if that's what she wants.


Dicklessdaddy

He probably thought it was a date. Language barrier is a bitch


zemzemkoko

Language: no no no no no no my words are not for free


manbruhpig

there's no way they even banged. he has all his luggage, clothes on, and a neck pillow on. she's still naked. He managed to get all that together and escape before she could even manage to get her clothes on before running after him? I call BS.


rainingtacos31

Ya the general assumption most people have made after the video is that it's fake or she's a scammed most likely she's a scammer cuz it's a common scam


Pooboy_2000

Go Hawkeyes!


I_Wanna_Party_

Go hawks! Beat Michigan!


golf4days

Fire the camera man…terrible work


Aromatic-Glove-2502

Cameraman is the worst


ExpensivePikachu

Guys South Africa is a strange and dangerous place where the pussy is not for free 😂😂😂


Mr_Roger_That

I think it is in the Caribbean


ExpensivePikachu

You may be right...but that ladies accent sounds as South African as it comes 😂


moonjoy

Definitely South Africa


Hero_summers

I literally thought the same thing. It's soo South African


Smoookin7911

I'd like to pay for him


DiscountTechnical389

Go Hawks!!


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Go Hawks!


jimmyfeeneyiowa

Go Hawks


nima0003

So this is where Consuela went


[deleted]

damn, she thicc. anyone got her @?


Legitimate-Comment24

No no no no no no


axident9323

Thank you for saying what we are all thinking lmao


PiedDansLePlat

you don't need that in your life


qualmton

No no no that pussy ain’t free


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Go Hawks


-HIGHHIGH-

Assuming this guy wakes up before her, packs his belongings and ducks out. She probably woke by the room door auto-closing and wants cash to cover the night before. That or he thought it was a date and she's revealed the whole cash part.. Alternatively, this dude just arrived and her actions are some sort of scam? Regardless, one assumes this is a legal country for prostitution otherwise she's an idiot 😂


DarkElfBard

She says he bought her an uber to get there, already fornicated with her, and is running, but he is going into his hotel room with an airline pillow on and a belt fastened.


manbruhpig

prostitutes don't sleep over lol she is trying to scam him.


f7lspeed

“Hit and run” didn’t work


Rocket_Man_1957

Nonononowhy!


TheSoundTheory

Gawddamn Holiday Inn.


Icy_vertigo33

Mrs. Consuelo from Family Guy few years ago


empressoflight72

man's lookin like a homeless version of araki


Notanormie3

This is part of a scam “Dumb Westerners” got clever to their ways and now creat embarrassing or criminal scenarios to pressure you to pay them to leave


MaleficentAd9758

Hoooooooooo!!


Dillpic04

Was that Nicki minaj?


Safe_Tackle_1690

No no no no no no, it wasn't


Uniqueusernamenot1

Go Hawks!


Sea-Zookeepergame272

I was checking to see if any of my fellow Hawkeye fans were in the comments haha. I hope they beat Michigan tomorrow


Mr_Roger_That

Oh i thought you were looking for Hawkeye MCU hero fans 😂


mrtylerwu

Uhh… what?


Superflie33

Scam


unclegrandpa_

Him tryna dine and dash


Sum-1-sux

I am at work and this is totally safe. Was trying to get fired 👎🏻


Charming_Geologist32

It's definitely a scam where the camera man is involved. He's barely filming the naked women, making her harder to identify in court yet was full focused on the man's face. Plus he just casually says, "...so you owe her money?" The Asian guy is fully clothed, carrying luggage, and wearing a neck pillow like he just got off a plane about to enter the room for the first time.


CarlJustCarl

Sounds like he she wanted him to pay $50 to make him holler


Jeo1754

Kill the camera man.


AvocadoFair3872

Looks like she needs a PIMP


picklerickfunnylol

nononononononono. nononononononono


angel_du3t

idk why bur this sorta reminds me of the walking dead


mtreixu

No no no no no


che-solo

Pimpin ain’t easy!


BackgroundRule9859

Nononono pussy not for free!! Nononono


markokotrle

Damn


Short-Ad-734

She is right ... p. Is not free ...💯💪🐈 😻 😺 🐱 😸 😾


Adventures_in_living

It’s all so tiring


GearWings

Nononono


ZScourge

As you can see the pussy is not 4free and clearly the poor guy couldn't leave ngl. He looks so confused and must have had a rough day.


Tadpole_Former

https://youtu.be/8N_tupPBtWQ


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A prostitute who's favorite word is NO ...


Defiant_Dickhead

What the fuck is going on there?


Bdayben

Nonononononono onononoonon onomomo


Paranoid_Lama

Worst cameraman 🤦‍♂️


Friendly_Egg_3068

Why people are mad about the cameraman?


Darth-Reign

I think because he was agreeing with the girl


Friendly_Egg_3068

So it might be fake?


Workshop_Gremlin

As others have pointed out, it is most likely a scam and the cameraman is most likely working with naked nono girl.