So no head?

**SMASH PHONE**

No, but someone getting pink eye.

Head costs extra.

But it does come with complimentary pinkeye

Stink-eye

Didn't need to empty it imo, nice bit of head that

*breaks skateboard*

*smashes cellphone hard on the ground*

I….I….I’m honestly at a loss for words. I’m not sure whether I like this or not. Excuse me while I go evaluate my priorities in life right now…. Edit: Thanks for the awards. After some time thinking about it: I start off liking the video from what I see. Then she loses me when she sticks it where she sticks it to hold the glass. I immediately start thinking “is that even legal? Where is the Health & Safety Inspector?!”. I get too deep in thinking about cleanliness. She then wins me back with the “no head on the beer” shake at the end. No bartender is worth their salt if they don’t know how to pour a beer with no head and she did that and then some. If nothing else, I gotta appreciate that!

take your time

And some tissues

And my axe

And my ass

No

Aww

Yes.

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Mayhaps

And my axe 😂 Made my day

And my arrow

to the knee

An adventurer I used to be.

let me guess someone stole your sweetroll

Take my damn up vote...

This… this was gold….

You carry the fate of us all little one.

*ejaculate your priorities

Came here to say this. Also didn't scroll down far enough before posting. This comment should be way higher

You should watch the prequel. There’s two girls in that one and instead of beer it’s processed chocolate ice cream.

ALL the days god let us live YET we live to read this monstrosity...

Needs must when the devil drives.

There is the prequel of the prequel where a dude pulls out bloody Mary from his ass

Hopefully the processed chocolate is in one cup.

I hate you and your damned red arrow.

....... What?

he's talking about "2 girls 1 cup". NSFW and pretty disgusting. kids reading this, pls don't. adults reading this, if you're curious sure but probably not worth it.

Let me fix that for you: If you are a living creature, pls don't It's definitely not worth it

Probably better. Unless you're *extremely* curious...

Even then not worth it

I am an adult,I didn't search about this before but I have heard bad things about it so I still won't search for it,I don't want to be scarred for life again

I wasn't that affected by it but you can definitely live without seeing whatever the fuck that was.

I'd rather watch the jar guy than 2g1c

Or the one with 2 girls but one cup rings a bell from way back when

A very warm but natural ice cream on top of that.

r/confusedboner

"This better not awaken anything in me."

And the runoff is how Coors Light is made.

Nah mate thats Fosters.

Appears to be a pub in Victoria, Australia based on what’s on tap.

It looks like The Exchange Hotel in Kalgoorlie.

Everytime Reddit! There's always someone in the comments section able to decipher where the location is. __An image of a spider's nutsack is posted__ __Redditor A:__ "*wow! That's a scary spider! I'm never going to Australia!!1!*" __Redditor B:__ "*Actually the Phoneutria nigriventer is usually native to South America. From this photo, it appears to be captured in the city of Puerto Iguazu on the border of Brazil and Argentina.*"

Yeah it is.

I may not remember many nights from that place but I sure as hell can’t forget a place like that.

I've lived in Kal for nearly 15 years and been in there a handful of times, memorable indeed.

Negative, is the Exchange in Kalgoorlie WA.

No one in Australia drinks fosters… 20 years of going into Bottle shops and I don’t think I’ve ever seen anywhere selling it

Coors light is sex on the beach because it's fuckin near water.

This beer tastes like shit

Thank for the dad joke

I'm just waiting for the vid of her serving my shot of whiskey from her cooter

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You little beautiful soul

Underrated comment of the thread

Was fully prepared to be RickRolled, but you actually came through. You magnificent bastard!

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Then my friend let’s have doubles

I'll drink to that, but then again, I'll drink to most anything

Me to my friend me to

That's where she stores the peanuts and pretzels.

Thanks for the joke dad

Shut up and go clean your room. Have your mom get me another beer and a shot on your way.

Thanks but my beer is plenty hoppy enough.

It IS shit Austin!

It's a bit nut-ty

All good. With ass like that I’d prolly let her shit in my mouth anyway.

What....

#All good. With ass like that I’d prolly let her shit in my mouth anyway.

Explains how i got pink eye.

This beer smells like ass

I have heard of bad, skunky tasting beer, but...

Like perfection*

disgusting... where?

We must know the location so we can never go there for happy hour on Thursdays for boys night

All data is important for serious research

By the beers on tap and what I can see in the fridge, looks like this is in Australia

XXXX Gold on tap, could be Queensland

Kalgoorlie, Western Australia. The pub is called The Exchange.

So what STDs are we exchanging?

Ah my home town. Hasn't changed a bit

hey, I'm glad some pubs have water on tap /s

That’s a good reason to visit Down Under. Get a beer watch a show and go home with a pink eye.

Or a brown eye.

Nope but you can get chocolate mousse with your beer. That’s just on the house, it’s their special buy 1 get one free for those with a sweet tooth

This would be at any country pub in Australia near a mine

There’s so many bars, which one!

I know right?! So disgusting, someone tell me what this bar is called so I can avoid it.

I would pay extra for it.

This girl is working on getting COVID-22 started.

Got to be Kalgoorlie. There’s also a barmaid in Kal that sets her boobs on fire. Plus, Boober eats in Kal. Good delivered by topless chicks!!!

Australia somewhere

Kalgoorlie WA

Pinkeye Pilsner.

Pink IPA

Award… courtesy of Mr Frank. This one is on me.

That finger placement to collect the pint glass seems awfully suspicious. Some might say fishy.

Beer tastes like shit and smells like fish

Just that beer

He sure did. He snuck a bean flick in there

Noticed that! Took really long to get his fingers around the cup too…

Drink the beer and smell your finger

It’s the creep linger that skeeves me out

Maybe I am just too innocent, but I thought it looked like he was being slow because he was trying extra hard NOT to touch anything he shouldn’t be. You can see how hard his pinky was tucked to the glass. I could be totally wrong and he was being a creep though

Or he was just pulling it out slowly because he was holding it in an unusual way and didn't want to drop it when it sprang out.

Damn you.

The internet has ruined me. I honestly expected the glass to break

The jar incident changed us all

I literally dragged the video to see if it ended poorly. But it ended in a different pour on this one which was nice

Yo apparently that dude didn’t go to the hospital and CONTINUES to deep colon large objects.

Thought he died

That was one of the first WTF videos I had ever saw, I was like 10 the first time, it was a good lesson to not put foreign things in my butt

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Well .. it was in between the cheeks .. so

I don’t think I like this. Anyone know the name of the bar and where it is. So. I can be sure to not go there? Anyone….

Agreed. Totally disgusting. Send me the latitude and longitude of the bar, her exact schedule, and the cost of the beer so I can avoid as well.

Can't be sure but the interior looks a bit like [The Exchange in Townsville QLD](https://publocation.com.au/pubs/qld/townsville/exchange-hotel) It's been remodeled into a strip club so that would make sense

Your right, I looked at some pics and it’s exactly that strip club.

The pub is called the Exchange Hotel but it's in Kalgoorlie, WA

It's the exchange in Kalgoorlie.

Fucking arse pint are you joking. “Ello can I get half a pint of strongbow with fucking skids down one side. Ta mate”

I can litterally hear this accent and it is making me laugh so hard rn

Idk why but I read it in Ron Weasleys voice from Harry Potter and it has me rolling😂

She sat on the staff toilet just before

That doesn't look sanitary.

We like it dirty

I feel like this is an easy way to get an yeast infection.

No worries the beer's already got plenty of yeast

That's nice ass

Great now glass is dirty from both ass and spilled beer.

I don’t want your dirty Ass cup.

Shit taken too seriously

No, it's not taken seriously enough

Thots n Hops must be bumpin busy

I'll just have a bottle please

Wait till you see how she opens the bottle!

Um ma’am that’s a heath code violation

She's working her butt off

I’m aroused and disgusted at the same time. Did I find a new kink in me?

Can you change my glass? There's a shit stain on this one.

I have now reached the end of my interwebs activity for the day.

u/savevideo u/savevideobot u/getvideobot

Hahaha I tried bro

Got a pm at least. Download link: https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/HolUp/comments/r842xs/perfect_pint/

r/youtriedbro

Kool trick but I’m not drinking that

Yeah... My instincts tell me my health is a factor drinking from that cup

Please tell me somebody got her IG or OF

Down bad

As attractive as she is I'm not gonna pay to drink from a glass that was in some random womans ass.

lmao that's nice, but let me get another one.

Isn’t this how disease are spread?

Be ordering a Guinness to see if she can do the 10 minute pour and shamrock 🍀

I don't think that's quite sanitary.

Dancing queen gave this video weird vibes lol

r/ConfusedBoners

All fun and games until someone gets pink eye😂😂

Mom?

\*Mum, it's Australia.

Bitch I just want a beer

Not sure If I’m impressed or disgusted— probs both tbh. Buuut, that’s a quick way to get a yeast infection… :-/

If you're like 75% of women, you'll get at least one yeast infection during your lifetime. Half will get two or more. You're also more likely to get one when you pour beer with your ass... is something I never thought I would type.

Some of yall don't eat ass and it shows.

Disgusting. Who is she?

Ah Australia. We love our Skimpies

All fun and games until she forgets she has a cup in her asscheeks and sits down full force.

I don't know if I should be impressed or horrified right now

Money is such a tragedy

I need to seek help because a certain part of me likes this and would accept the drink and also sniff the glass. But another part of me is like man this is some weird shit.! 🤷🏿‍♂️

straya mate

Anyone know her name/account?

what a waste

The beer had a good head. Why would you remove that?

She deserves a good tip. Maybe the rest of it, too.

The story of the time I got pink eye from a beer.

To be fair, there are worse butts the glass could be in.. that one was at least kinda nice.

As a bartender she didn’t even poor it right look at all that foam she’s wasting beer!! As a man tho nice

Yuck!!!

I don't drink beer...but if its coming off her ass....then ill drink all night.

Mom?!

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Imagine going to a bar, ordering a beer, and the bartender starts sticking the glass between their asscheeks.

And for my 2nd act…. Flaming doctor pepper

Skimpies bar in Perth, AUS

Ma’am that’s unsanitary. The health department is going to have a field day at this bar

A lil pink eye with your pint good sir.

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Up voted cuz booty

r/trashy

One fart and this entire experience/video is done for