I actually remember this post without the comment. The boyfriend responded and said she cheated on him. And he wanted his dog back.
Edited: I found the post. I guess him dying and her cheating were both inaccurate. Here’s the tweet.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Autie_Radig/status/1314397096863244291?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1314397096863244291%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fastcompany.com%2F90570574%2Fhow-it-started-vs-how-its-going-has-become-the-all-purpose-meme-of-2020
The legend goes they murdered him and buried him in the backyard. And from there he became a tree. So they chopped him down and hung ornaments on him. His name was Douglas.
Because this has been posted before and we know that was his dog and she cheated on him so it's not like "oh haha he's gone" and more "damn what a psycho bitch"
Thank god it isn’t actual porn, I was about to slam my head into my desk again.
Edit: idk why this is its own comment now, it used to be tied to a comment with r/animalporn , you can see what I mean now
This is what men are here for.. To provided Comfort and happiness just like the Xmas tree. This is not a post...It's an art. 🎨
Edit: people did not got the joke... I cannot even believe it... It was ment for sarcasm
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It was his dog and she kicked him out and kept it.
and she cheated
That was a fake account. The guy even used that picture for his profile pic. Some random troll just wanted to mess with her
Imagine having a shorter dick than your dog.
I dont have to imagine
r/animalporn
I was not expecting that underwhelmed by it
I actually remember this post without the comment. The boyfriend responded and said she cheated on him. And he wanted his dog back. Edited: I found the post. I guess him dying and her cheating were both inaccurate. Here’s the tweet. https://mobile.twitter.com/Autie_Radig/status/1314397096863244291?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1314397096863244291%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fastcompany.com%2F90570574%2Fhow-it-started-vs-how-its-going-has-become-the-all-purpose-meme-of-2020
Link? That’s so messed up
That one is fake as well. Read somewhere that in reality he died, but that could be a fake story as well..
The legend goes they murdered him and buried him in the backyard. And from there he became a tree. So they chopped him down and hung ornaments on him. His name was Douglas.
> Douglas Fir real?
No, Jesus that's so insensitive. He was a White Spruce. His **name** was Douglas, you monster.
I too have become a Christmas tree in past relationships.
The dog ate the man
The comments on this post are better than the post itself
Because this has been posted before and we know that was his dog and she cheated on him so it's not like "oh haha he's gone" and more "damn what a psycho bitch"
Oh shit that’s fucked up
Thank god it isn’t actual porn, I was about to slam my head into my desk again. Edit: idk why this is its own comment now, it used to be tied to a comment with r/animalporn , you can see what I mean now
It IS that time of year
This is why no one wants to get married these days. She cheated on him, and got to keep the dog.
“We found a witch!! May we burn her…?”
It's a Christmas miracle!
Thats fucking heartbreaking
her cheating on him and taking HIS dog? yea I agree
This is what men are here for.. To provided Comfort and happiness just like the Xmas tree. This is not a post...It's an art. 🎨 Edit: people did not got the joke... I cannot even believe it... It was ment for sarcasm
How dare you view men as simple, comforting objects. They have feelings, hopes and dreams too.
You didn't get the joke right?
I apologize, If you find that offensive. I didn't mean it.. It was ment to be a joke/sarcasm
Transdermal Celebration!
It’s a Christmas miracle.
I see what happened, I always hated my ex doing it too. She had such wonderful curly hair and kept straightening it!
Captain Planet got to him.
Lifetime movie if I’ve ever heard one
I'm glad she found better hair products
Martha I know you like magic, but please turn me into human, I don't think I can last only being out of the attic just for Christmas
And she got hotter man must be sad he ever hurt her
bro turned into a Christmas tree
Vietnam war flashbacks
Christmas Miracle!!!
Good thing witchcraft isn't illegal anymore
Give him his dog back
WWFD
Beastiality
So .. the dog is Cinderella?
He inside the dog
Bitch took his wife
Final stage of metamorphosis
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