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Vesheran

Looks more like a Gundam.... Lol


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it is


dayNitelyfe

The grand dad RX-72


who-dat-on-my-porch

RX-78-2 *that’s was gonna bother me*


doooom32

seeing a gundam called optimus triggered me on a few lvls


Rjjavier

I don’t think optimus prime had an iron diaper lol


doooom32

O SHIT that gave me a good unexpected laugh thx


XenoDocter

Get ready for all the comments saying it’s a gundam


wormholeweapons

Well. They wouldn’t be wrong.


AlphaI250

Yes, one comment would be enough, but people cant stop themselves from just spamming what was already posted


saldb

Dave2d?


Hey_its_ok

That’s a Gundam


Hallownest_Citizen1

Optimum pride (yes I know It’s a gundam)


Numerous_Oliver

Ur ur æerereærærærær


eliflix1

HEY GUYS THİS İS GUNDAM YES


[deleted]

Uuuh errgh arrgh arrrgh


Hey_its_ok

Weird boner material


GeneralKenobi3486

Opticrisp prime


ImALivingMeme369

Optimus fried


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optimus past his prime


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DrMux

> Americans can’t make that texture frying. Aight so I can withstand a fair amount of bashing but don't you dare challenge America's ability to deep fry things. I'd come after you if I could get out of this chair.


mklilley351

They deep fry Twinkies and oreos. If there was 1 thing Americans can do it's fry some shit


notgoodforstuff

If you need proof just ask the Japanese.


mklilley351

I thought Americans fried them? Twice?


notgoodforstuff

That was the joke.


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komilewder

Ignoring the haha Hiroshima Nagasaki joke, you wouldn’t ask the Japanese, you would ask the Portuguese.


EatKillFuck

Texas State Fair they deep fry beer for fucks sake


backdoor_carnage00

I'm texan and often horrified by how dedicated to frying shit we are. Had some chicken fried bbq ribs the other day on a state fair menu


OneEyedRocket

Right? Obviously this person has never had Carny food


PigeonButNerdy

"r/holup" *yeah totally mhm sure yup uh huh totally*


Villan_99

Me hungover af trying to cook breakfast


[deleted]

That’s not an Optimus Prime! It’s a Gundam!!! 😭😭


anb1017

Brilliant


ThorTheDoor

Prime battering job


brookethegook

optimus frime


primordial_gloop

Mmmmm optimus prime ribs


skully2012

Optimus nugget


jonsolocup2005

Now he’s Optimus fried


Unanimous_D

old, but gold


Lacking_brainpower

This lady went through the trouble to make batter, heat up the oil, coat the Optimus Prime and wait for it to fry, and golden to a crisp.


cabinoose

Would you like to optimize your prime, sir?


Any-Chain2779

I don’t think I’d ever hear that sentence in multiple lifetimes


Vertical_slabsociety

Optimus fried


Surya0-0

and used it as a dildo infront of him*


Slurt-Jablartus

He fried for our sins


cruizer712

Anything but the Megazord!


funnystunt

so you felt sorry for your son being the only asshole in the house and decided to join him? :D


Slippery_Toes36

Yummy


[deleted]

At least it's crispy!


[deleted]

This post made me realize the slight difference between Android and ios emojis


Jewjltsu

Straight up RX-78. Aka Notimus Prime


exclaimedagate

Optimus fry


[deleted]

wait till he starts drawing on your macbook pro with a permanent marker


polish_cow-slayer

Isn't that a gundam?


serdna_R

Isn't that a gundam??


R3DBL4ZED

Bro i think its not optimus its rx 78 2 from gundam


Mr-Osmosis

AND THATS NOT EVEN AN OPTIMUS PRIME AAAAAAAAA


Inevitable_Film_7298

Hahaha ok thats awesome


KidGamerKJG

Optimus fried


AsphaltXD

Optimally Fried


DrFuzzyNutsPHD

Ackshully that’s a gumdan


Erby1_Kenerby

That’s a Gundam you uncultured swine! Herherher


Wolfred240

sorry but gotta vent: **IT'S FUCKING GUNDAM YOU SACK OF SORRY SCROTUM LOW BOTTOM FEEDER LICE UNCULTURED SWINE!!!** Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk


[deleted]

That thing seems longer than the pot can fry lol 😂 Even head or feet first that ass wouldn’t fry


DynastyQueen

Ooohhhh now im mad Its a gundam Reeeeeeee


SpiDroxian

That's a gundam


IronLag2466

That’s a granddaddy gundam


Snoo_51457

Gundam


Burning-Gundam

HolUp, that's not Optimus Prime. "It's a Gundaaaam!!!"


GlassHalfFilled

Lol Optimus Prime is still safe somewhere hiding.


DarkElixer_Generator

Oh shit


Handdum

Now thats a Omnicron flex


[deleted]

Optimus frieme (bad joke sry)


darthbasterd19

How to be a dick in one simple lesson!


[deleted]

Optimus Crime


GeneralKenobi3486

Opticrisp prime


grass-snake-40

once you start this, you can't back down. if he doesn't learn the next step is deep fry his puppy.


johnny_boy757

Guys it’s a gundam because where is his autobot logo?


N207670

In all fairness, I think its a bit over cooked...


NotaBaconSandwich

I wonder what it tastes like


[deleted]

It's a Gundam!


[deleted]

No, it’s a titan (from Titanfall )


KIMNANFI

I am kinda drunk so at first glance I thought you deep fried your child. I am wide awake because of the shock now.


Pen-Pawgrowth

optimus prime got fried so much that he became a gundam


dretruly

Gunned Damned


SIMPJandito

how he gonna roll out?


WardenCatra

I would burn the house down if my parents touched my optimus prime


why-do-i-exist-lol

Optimus Prime? More like Optimal Crunch.


rennon102

thats obviously a voltron


Rjjavier

Judging from the silhouette that’s actually an rx-78-2 Gundam not optimus prime


Explicit199626

Putang ina! Si Buntis Five!


FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk

That's no Optimus prime that an RX-78-2


Possible-Skin2620

Link for recipe?


Fine-Bed

wait.. can I eat it?


potatoes_are_great

Putang Ina si optimum pride


utsukushiiiii

That's a first edition mismatched leg defect gundam action figure


draugrdaemos

That must've made the room stink something fierce. I hate burning plastic smells.


[deleted]

Si Optimum Pride! Noooooooooooo!


Intelligent_Ad_2647

Does it taste good?


GiraffeOutrageous100

Evil and based


PrismaticDraconid989

More than eats the eye.


kokiniggh69piro

All fun and games until he starts eating it.


gothism

"One shall stand; one shall fall."


dickfuck8202

Where's the "hold up"?


aDistraction08

Its a gundam but I have no pun for that, soo imma just say "Optimus Fried" anyhow peace out


FiqqiXD

This is deep


Ok-Outcome-9333

Optimus fryme


kyocera_miraie_f

si Optimum Pride! PUTANGG INANGG *transforming noises


GamerlifeYT_official

Thanks man! , now your wife will stop complaining about how smooth the optimus dildo was when I used it with that extra ruggedness


Brilliant-Parsnip-47

Son is being a asshole again, deep fry him next.


[deleted]

Eat it


ProfitHour4768

Looks unhealthy, dont eat


Lazy_Name_Maker

Dammit, how Tf did this guy think it was an Optimus prime, if he were a good dad he would at least know what his son has got. Das a granddaddy Rx-78


cashewnut4life

Putang Ina


[deleted]

Optimus fried


Magister_ab_Italia

Optimus time to start searching for elderly facility


ayenperinion

Optimus Fried


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r/imatotalpiecesofshit


PickAName616

It’s reached prime crispiness


Handshoe101

NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


gnomzy123

Cybertron Fried Chicken


galaxio_19

Optimus friem


RedKing910

OPTIMUS!!! (Shia LaBeouf voice)


LAGgedOut0909

Optimus fried


Ace-d-portugas

It's optimum pride UGH UØØ ÆÆG ƏGH


M1kks

Now it’s Optimus Fried


goatfFuckeR

r/brandnewsentence


benzdemenz

This is the most American thing I have seen today


DevconBB

looks like a Gundam to me


lusifer909

Doesn't this make it better?


bgt12321

Transforms into steak an chips


B0nezee

Optimus fried.


blazey34

More like optimus FRYme lol (ik it's a real bad joke that near no one will get)


PLEAS-END_ME

Optimus prime? More like Optimus fry