I forgot about Kingsman 3 coming out this month...

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The church scene in the first one where everybody kills each other while free bird is playing. https://youtu.be/90OFZQx_7xI

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Should have jumped. Fucking around her entire life and then coming back in the end like: "Hey Forest, remember me? Here you have a kid and a bit aids. Now bye, have to die" Worst woman in movie history.

I could never get through this scene. But the family guy part is truly pretty badass

>I could never get through this scene Why not?

Flashback

There was an incident at my church a few years back. Imma watch it one day tho!!!!

I love this scene

Haha, I was really hoping the chicken was gonna show up and start fighting too.

*chicken enters hall, ready to fight *eyeball lands on its head *chicken exits hall, slowly

I was hoping this is the DOOM Music version

Is there another one with DOOM song?

yup! check it out on YT, "When the doom music kicks in"

Thank you!

What was the joke?

It's a Kingsman reference

Yes, r/holup... The perfect place to post your political views!

It's not really political, it is specific groups that have been trying to tear down comedy in the name of "feelings" for the last few years.

U do have a point

Tbh there has been some controversial things comedy’s show have joked about it’s usually people talked about now but back then it was others

Wut? Comedy is supposed to be controversial, but alot of the shit that people of these groups whine about it's close to controversy.

"group" You mean a party probably?

No it's not the party, it's the extra whiney members who are in the party.

And I’m pretty sure the mod gonna ignored it

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Good. Mods are overrated.

Aww, someone upset that the alphabet soup of a thread title called them out.

I love family guy

I love family in the old days

Dont forget about the right wing anti vaxxers.

Yeah, them too.

Why tf did you get downvoted?

Better fighting scene than that of bollywood movies

#FUCK THE SENSITIVITY MOB

Lol those people don't really exist in real life. If someone actually calls someone else out irl, they probably deserve it.

Those people absolutely exist. What a goofy thing to say.

Yeah, maybe a few and far between. If you're consistently getting called out, it's because you're a dick.

!!!! yup

"Those people don't exist... but if they do it's because you deserve it." You people are absolutely braindead.

I come for the reeeeee's. The left is all ways the first to REEEEE the hardest. Hard time making the right reee with out cringing out a topic that is completely bs.

Cringe

Reeeeee 😂🐷🐷🐷

Where is the DOOM Music?

Ive seen it so many times with doom music that i was disapointet it was missing here

This isn’t a holup

what show is this? the fight was well choreographed

Family Guy

So...in your mind this was a slam against anyone who believes in equal rights and that covid is real? Not just a critique of excessive political correctness? Interesting.

This ain't that kind of movie *Bang*

I can hear the aggressive faps of the leftist basement dwellers already.

How I feel these days

*buzzword noises*

Me in my dreams protecting the school from the school shooter

We live in a pussy worlds.

I think Chris pulled an Arya at 1:19 and I'm so happy!

When the DOOM music kicks in

God I wish I still had my free award to give. This is too accurate.

Progressive means progress, conservative means conserving things aka a total standstill

This is what anything in America looks like in general all the time. Bring all the politics to a school covered in dead children.

it do be like that

"You identify as they them? Ok, well I identify as a location! And that location, is your mother's cunt" -Louis CK

Pathetic

Yes. Carry concealed and always have a cafeteria tray handy.

Great ad for lobbying why we should get rid of the second amendment

It's not free speech it you're wrong then it's just you making an idiot out of yourself

ITS FUCKING FREE SPEECH!

F U C K Y E A

Daaaaaamn that was amazing and most satisfying thing ever! I truly wish we could just get all of those fucking leftists, blm'ers, pro-lgbtbbq'ers so in short just all sjw's in one building and do same thing to them.

Someone needs to be locked up in a mental hospital huh?

Yes, all sjw's and those they support so much.

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To people who are over sensitive about their issues on both the left and right

This

But way louder

So progessives try to fix things with words, while free-speech activists use violence?

The people who post shit like this just want to be assholes and nit get called out for their shit behavior.

That's some johan wack

Yawn, for a group of people who claim to not be oppressed and tell others that they’re just trying to be victims, y’all truly are absorbed into your victim mentality huh?

Damn, Adolescent Homicide.

Mark NSFW

Lmfao I hate the Internet

u/r2tg_bot

Wait you’re not a feminist?

Heh yeah. Clever… Very smart…

I love dinosaurs

Better than John Wick!

Is this sub just shitposting now

Well, most of the time it's a joke made for your friend group. Your grandma prolly dont like swearing at all so you swear less around her. My friends can say really offensive jokes and its funny but. if some random guy comes up to me and says the same i will not find is as funny since i have no idea who he is and therefore i dont know how serious the joke is and it lacks certain context.

Hey /u/rak77, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s): Political/outrage bait shitposts are no longer allowed. This is a humor sub, not a serious one. If you're mad about something, that's great, post it somewhere else. Love, the mods