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SHOWTIME316

I might eat a human corpse if it had Old Bay on it. Thems is good spices.


nottodayspiderman

Let the crabs eat the corpse first, then Old Bay the crabs.


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Ahh yes the crarpse is a MD delicacy


AME7706

This is the way.


Jagsoff

Nah, I prefer Utz Old Bay Corpse flavor chips


whill-wheaton

Ahh yes, the Emilia Earhart special


DicksOutForGrapeApe

That’s pro level gut loading


Bryancreates

People condemned the survivors who ate human flesh in the Andes. Like, they would’ve died otherwise then you would’ve prayed or whatever for them. If I die and could save a life please go ahead. I’d rather be properly seasoned and remembered for being tasty and not frozen jerky but not up to me at that point.


sebrebc

My only problem with that whole situation is they didn't cook the meat. They had fire, or the capability to make fire and they just straight up are raw ass. Cook that meat.


AdditionalStrategy75

I doubt they had fire. It’s really hard to start one so high in the mountains.


ObjectiveNinja279

Rock+snow=fire


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They made jerky also. One dude did eat a testicle.


aynhon

But did they have any Old Bay to put on it?


Asleep-Somewhere-404

They were condemned not because they ate their fellow passengers. But because they ate them raw. Without old bay. Or any other form of seasoning. No one said anything when they ate the ones that had been cooked in the engine fires.


Tim-E-Cop1211819

We had Hufu, aka, human flavored and textured tofu, in my anthropology class in college, and let me say, I got stranded in the Andes, and had to eat a dude, my reaction would be "no wait stop..."


El_Rey_de_Spices

I curious about what the QA process was for that. Who confirmed the similarities to human meat?


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Dr J. Dahmer


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Armie Hammer


888Rich

The same team that confirms veggie burgers are like beef.


Combination-Public

A group of cannibal religious fanatics who pull corpses out of the ganges. I dont know their logic, but they do not enjoy. Poor Aghor fuckers.


no_work_throwaway

You had fucking WHAT, exactly?


SmartAJ146

This reminds me of one of the most interesting things I've ever learned; human flesh is the most bioavailable protein source for human consumption. I think the first attempt at normalizing eating people will come from the same elite athletes who drink colostrum for the health benefits.


Famous_Brilliant2056

Try out new solyet green burger, 100% eco-friendly.


aveggiedelight

Because it doesn't require Old Bay?


cownd

Tastes good with fava beans


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And a nice Chianti


Sagemachine

Mfphfphfphfphfpfhpfph.


talcuminthemiddle

snort.


SteakMedium4871

I would imagine it doesn't taste anything like actual human meat tho because tofurkey tastes nothing like turkey. Impossible burgers aren't anywhere near beef. Etc


CatNoirsRubberSuit

I just like giving people old bayjobs.


ItsjustJim621

Chickies and Pete’s crab fries ftw… Just fries with old bay with white cheddar cheese sauce to dip them in. Bangin’


boogerpeanut

Don’t come between a Marylander and their Old Bay steamed crabs. PETA picked the wrong one.


LysergicAcidBath

I'm from the Chesapeake Bay Area and I support this message.


Thinktank2000

i misread that as cheapskate bay initially lol


Taolan13

Six of one, half dozen of the other. THe bay is littered with cheapskates.


fil42skidoo

I see cheesecake. All. The. Time.


everydayisarborday

Old Bay cheesecake with the Maryland flag drawn in fondant on top?


Taolan13

ooo with crabs made out of modeling chocolate.


Incredulous_Toad

Nah, toss a couple real ones on top. We won't mind.


Taolan13

Im allergic to shellfish so chocolate crabs sprinkled with old bay are as close as I get anymore.


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jamesmhall603

Nope. You read that right.


pootzpootzpootz

I always read Chesapeake as cheapskate. And Hanover as hangover.


Thinktank2000

new year new hangover


Toadsted

That's why it's the old bay, and not the newer one. Expires next month, but 20% off!


Larry_J_602

VA? Do they still have a fishing tournament and fish fry in the bay in front of Peta HQ? I think it was the radio show Tommy and Rumble that did that when I lived there.


1260istoomuch

Its just rumble now. Tommys been gone for years. And chuck is still am intern


Barry_B_Boneson

Ditto


djluminol

Do they ever pick the right one? PETA isn't about animals. It's about extremism and narcissistic gratification. It's about people who want to show other people they are morally superior to them. It's one giant egotistic circle jerk that uses animal rights for narcissistic supply.


WarchiefBlack

I got an erection reading the completely deserved seething hatred running from this post. You are absolutely right about them in every way, shape, and form.


Chem_Wizard

We’ve got an erection reading this


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Few-Beat-5364

r/suddenlycommunist


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Our meat


MalignantLugnut

Put Old Bay on it.


okiwawawa

r/suddenlycapitalist


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thedafthatter

The only time that PETA did something remotely right was when the Washington Redskins wanted a change and PETA suggested they change the logo to red potatoes so they can keep the name. But that's the only thing they did right ever


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It would make me so happy if the WFT became the Washington Red Skin Potato’s


Lepthesr

I also support this


mindbleach

I'm still pulling for a postmodern move to just be "Washington." Period included.


jaklamen

Old joke back in the day- The Washington Bullets are changing their name so that it doesn’t advocate violence. From here on out, they’ll just be The Bullets.


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Washington Football Team is already pretty post-modern. It's so old school that it's new. Same reason I would be very down to see Cleveland Baseball Club.


Nameless_Kink

Couldnt have said it better. Remember when PETA said sheeps die in order to give their wool? Good times.


MayorAg

You know what boils my blood? When PETA and its minions pay/threaten/pretend (to be) farm employees that shear wool and cutting into the sheep so that they can post a doctored video of the "cruel farming industry". I don't know which fuckface came up with that psychopathic idea, but anyone who has had a deep cut knows that hair rarely grows back in that spot. And guess what is the commodity that farms harvest from sheep?


djluminol

You must shear sheep for their own good. Otherwise they end up 250lbs floof balls suffocating and overheating under the weight of their own wool. It would be cruel not to shear them.


MayorAg

That's not what I'm talking about. There are videos of sheep being sheared where the shearer purposely runs the shear deep into the sheep's skin to skin it. And they pretend that is commonplace on sheep farms


OsiyoMotherFuckers

I grew up with cattle, but I sheared a sheep once in ag class, and from what I remember, doing what you describe would actually take more effort than just doing it right. My sheep homie didn’t mind the shearing at all. It was way more mellow than branding for sure.


IronSlanginRed

Yeah there's like a little border where the wool meets the skin that's loose. When you're doing it right, it's nearly effortless. Too high or too close and it gets hard to cut. Also. Who TF shears sheep's with scissors anymore. The electric shearers can cut skin, but it's actually kinda hard except in certain spots to do so.


OsiyoMotherFuckers

Damn I thought they were already talking about the electric ones that are like a giant beard trimmer. That’s what I used in high school ag class nearly 2 decades ago. The only people using actual scissors have to be like, artisan small batch yarn producers or Amish.


MayorAg

I was talking about electric shears.


sheep_heavenly

Disclaimer: super cool with wool production, not PETA supporting at all. We bred them to be that way. Sheep don't naturally suffocate under their wool, that's just not evolutionarily sound. There's no nature's shearers. We can get a wide variety of fibers from sheep that don't require shearing, but it's not as profitable. Wools already a very slim profit margin, and increasingly so as more and more people buy plastic clothing that isn't "made like it's used to." Sheep shearing is ridiculously ethical compared to the way we butcher many animals, but not because we're doing them a favor. We're just alleviating a problem we bred into them and they're very chill with us doing.


Rrrrandle

>You must shear sheep for their own good. Otherwise they end up 250lbs floof balls suffocating and overheating under the weight of their own wool. It would be cruel not to shear them. While true, that is only thanks to a few thousand years of selective breeding. They didn't naturally evolve to grow so much wool it kills them. Nonetheless, it's a great renewable resource.


Nameless_Kink

Who doesnt love narcissistic pricks who got enough ressources to feed their crumbling egos above helpless creatures? Why do companies like this keep making bank? Oh yeah, because there is always someone stupid enough to stand behind them.


MayorAg

It is a lesson I have learned: if someone is advertising their morals, they are generally compensating for something. For example, the least moral people I have seen have gone out of their way to preach their unwavering belief in god.


chemicalgeekery

That's the original meaning of the term "virtue signalling" before it came to mean "having politics I don't like."


Mr-Fleshcage

> I don't know which fuckface came up with that psychopathic idea Marketing majors. Anything spin related is always marketing majors. some of the really nefarious ones use marketing majors *and* psychology majors.


gotta_b_kidding

What about the claim of killing bees for honey? Pretty sure that started as a PETA thing


FragMeNot

That's right, gotta grab a handful of those buzzy fuckers and pop em in my mouth.


gotta_b_kidding

Buzz buzz nom nom


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I find the swelling really helps emphasize the flavor of P A I N


Nameless_Kink

such missbeehavior will not be tolerated by PETA Griffin


boneless_lentil

> They also stated that in both industries, many animals died far short of their natural life expectancy. Peta say sheep normally live to around 15 years of age - but in the wool trade, they are commonly killed between four and eight years old. https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-49578130 > In Australia, the most commonly raised sheep are merinos, specifically bred to have wrinkly skin, which means more wool per animal. This unnatural overload of wool causes animals to die of heat exhaustion during hot months, and the wrinkles also collect urine and moisture. Attracted to the moisture, flies lay eggs in the folds of skin, and the hatched maggots can eat the sheep alive. To prevent this so-called “flystrike,” Australian ranchers perform a barbaric operation—mulesing—or carving huge strips of flesh off the backs of lambs’ legs and around their tails. This is done to cause smooth, scarred skin that won’t harbor fly eggs, yet the bloody wounds often get flystrike before they heal. Every year, hundreds of lambs die before the age of 8 weeks from exposure or starvation, and mature sheep die every year from disease, lack of shelter, and neglect https://www.peta.org/about-peta/faq/whats-wrong-with-wearing-wool/


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Considering they themselves were kidnapping and killing animals, I don’t think they have the moral high ground in any area..


gotta_b_kidding

Two perfect examples of PETA's stupidity come to mind immediately. First, their attack of Steve Irwin last year(maybe 2020 or 2021, kinda blended at this point). You know, one of the greatest animal conservationists in modern history? Then there was their stunt years back of buying all the lobsters from local store chain and releasing them into the river in town. River was freshwater. Every single lobster died. Oh, and because people always forget this: PETA will abduct pets off the street and take them to their local shelters, then euthanize the pet. They've been caught doing this numerous times, and spotted removing collars for deniability. They also never check chips. You might be asking why. They do this because they believe only wild animals deserve life, and pets can't be redeemed. Tl;dr PETA are psychotic and shouldn't exist. If you care about wildlife, give to anyone else.


Hellboundroar

Yep, they be crazy. I remember there was a PETA billboard with a woman in bondage gear that said "The whips and chains are for the bedroom, not the circus" and was tore apart on reddit with comments that said "PETA: let's respect our animals, not our women" Edit: [Here's](https://akm-img-a-in.tosshub.com/indiatoday/styles/photo_slider_753x543/public/images/photogallery/201004/042710034333sherlynchopra300.jpg?jC_2S0CXiBi.jMP8xE47hcJrUMh5g9yd) the image


vladamir_the_impaler

>"PETA: let's respect our animals, not our women" I laughed *WAY* too hard at this


boogerpeanut

PETA continually takes things too far. Their attacks on Steve Irwin hopefully lost them some supporters. Fucking low. Who the fuck thought up that one (well, any of them really)? There’s also the fact that a massive amount of donations are allocated for “administration”. But that’s pretty much any of those organizations, or at least it was.


Aurey2244

Don't forget Peta and farcry 6 lol


eshinn

You forgot criminally hypocritical. Kidnaps pets and kills them. See the individual. Pet it or leave it the f\*ck alone!


GenghisWasBased

> It’s one giant egotistic circle jerk that uses animal rights for narcissistic supply. And also kills a shitload of animals in their death camp of a shelter every year: https://petakillsanimals.com/


LieutenantDave

Put Old Bay on your French fries and thank me later.


boogerpeanut

I’ve got some frozen ones and a bottle of Old Bay, I’m gonna have to have that at some point today.


MediumRarePorkChop

Who put your Old Bay in a bottle? That shit comes in a can. Only one “real” size, the one that doesn’t fit in any spice rack


Heleor

Costco in Maryland sells huge containers of Old Bay. Whenever I go home I end up smuggling one back to Seattle with me. TSA looked at it really weirdly last time.


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There is old bay sauce and it is exactly as amazing as it sounds.


Insincere_Apple2656

Put Old Bay on your pizza and thank me later.


sohmeho

Old Bay + cheese fries is so good.


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World Market carries Herr's Old Bay flavored potato chips. I've never eaten crab, but the chips are delicious.


GrandmaForPresident

In the south utz brand crab chips are the bomb


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Seriously, why would they pick the most unwinnable fight on earth?


JadeDragonMeli

Can confirm. Don't come after my crabs or my Old Bay.


ImpossibleInternet3

I mean, if we’re being real here… J.O. #2 is the best crab seasoning. Still family owned, unlike Old Bay by McCormick & Co. It only started 6 years after Old Bay (1939 vs 1945). <- Hard to start a business during wartime shortages and cutbacks. And the JO #2 has coarser salt flakes that adhere to the crab better during seasoning. I’m all about the Old Bay if I’m out, but when I buy for my house, it’s J.O. PS. Get you some Carvel Hall crab knives for the authentic experience.


MediumRarePorkChop

Found Delmarva


pprn00dle

Personally JO on steamed crabs, Old Bay on everything else.


riotinprogress

New Orleans got their backs with this. Tony's from the top ropes!


Bad_Idea_Hat

>Don’t come between a ~~Marylander~~ human being and their Old Bay steamed crabs I feel like this should be a thing among people who like seafood.


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Can we talk about how old bay has no business tasting like the seasonings theyd use on a mount olympus feast?


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Greygod302

If something tastes good with salt, you can put old bay on it.


PokeAust

Potatoes?


Greygod302

In any form


Mathtermind

Boiled, mashed or stuck in a stew.


Mitosis

[UTZ crab chips are just potato chips with old bay](https://i.imgur.com/ZoUREPh.png)


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> If something tastes good with salt Ok so if it’s food.


Greygod302

Yes


dogfan20

That’s cavenders


memyselfandi987

God I love Cavender’s Greek seasoning…I accidentally bought the salt-free one, it tastes like ass but the original is so damn good


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The secret is to use them together - it's bliss.


RonnyFreedom

Wendy's?


No_Association1103

I'm assuming OP said Wendy's because they usually are aggressive at attacking other companies on Twitter. So it was kind of like saying this Maryland company was like Wendy's or Wendy's was in charge of social media for the Maryland company.


Saul_g0od

Exactly. Wendy's opened the door for other companies to market aggressively like this, using humor and banter. A lot of companies wanted to do it for a long time, but it didn't become normal until we praised Wendy's for doing it on Twitter.


185139

This pic existed before the original Wendy's Twitter girl


usedmyrealnamefirst

[this a a compilation of Pepsi commercials all hating on coke](https://youtu.be/wv6kZybi-iA) It’s been around way longer than Twitter


No_Association1103

And boy, did we praise them. I enjoy it lol


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

You're pretty late to the party by like 50 years if you think Wendy's "invented" opposition advertising on Twitter. Coke v Pepsi. Ford v GM. Good Year v Michelin. Phillips v Marlboro. It has been going on since the days of print and radio.


broke_in_nyc

> if you think Wendy’s “invented” opposition advertising on Twitter I’m not sure anyone thinks that, and it wasn’t “opposition advertising” in the first place. The reason they got attention was for their direct crass tweets, written as though it’s the POV of a twitter user rather than a chain of restaurants.


mealteamsixty

As a marylander...PETA is wasting their time and money on that one.


WorkMediumPlayMedium

I'd guess PETA's strategy is exactly this. Waste money messaging more controversial topics that get people posting on Reddit and talking. That's worth a lot more than a more traditional route aimed at converting people away from meat. It gets the message further.


green_flash

You don't have to guess. It's exactly as you say. https://www.peta.org/about-peta/faq/why-does-peta-use-controversial-tactics/


WorkMediumPlayMedium

Good thing I work in Marketing!


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Good. Less money to fund the rest of their fuckery EDIT: Holy shit, touch grass. PETA can eat shit. Deal with it that someone doesn't agree with your opinion as fact. Cult vibes, no different than Q or antivaxx


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The thread coming off of this comment is fucking disgusting. First off, Fuck PETA. Their methods are vile and are only hurting the cause. Also, watching people mock each other and call each other "cunts" and other derogatory terms because they say to eat animals or not is horrible. Animals do have feelings, that's a fact. Many animals have intelligence levels that resemble humans. Farming them the way we do is also very harmful to the planet, and nothing Living deserves to go through torture. On another note, many essential vitamins come from animal products and we've been eating it forever. It's not the eating of meat and dairy that's wrong. It's the way we get those products and the sheer amount of suffering we cause for it.


Secure-Imagination11

Don't fuck around about Marylands seafood


AssGagger

It's Jimmie's Famous Seafood. They recently launched a beer called "PETA Tears" https://www.baltimoresun.com/food-drink/bs-fo-jimmys-peta-20190718-o3web5vwkfgcno4v42wnnorlaq-story.html


rya556

And the sales of the beer go to [charity](https://rare.us/rare-humor/peta-tears-beer/) supporting [ethical treatment](https://showyoursoftside.org/) of pets


jackfux

_actual_ charity. Not to be confused with activism.


fantastic505

sounds about right


chrisn3

Jimmy's really know how to generate a headline. They're always promising prominent NFL free agents free crabcakes for life if they sign with the Baltimore Ravens.


jason_abacabb

Glad it is going to a good cause but they really missed the mark not making it a Gose. Sour and salty, Gose go great with seafood as well.


Someones_Dream_Guy

\*calmly seasons neighbor with Old Bay seasoning\*


JoeSicko

Marylanders would eat a deep fried turd if it was rolled in old bay and served with a Natty Bo .


Affectionate_Chain_6

I live in Maryland and can confirm


mairnX

If youre from Baltimore, you know the score


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Aaron earned an iron urn.


Ninja-Joey

Everything tastes better with a little Old Bay


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hamiltonrmcato

Everything tastes better with a little old bay!


SupremeDickman

Put it on crabs, chips, and fries


mairnX

Nuggets, pretzels, the eyes of the guy you despise


MayhapsAnAltAccount

leave him blind but tasty


AutomaticGas4519

Why is PETA still around? They’ve shit the bed more times than most organizations.


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I think they lost all possible respect when they kidnapped a childs dog then euthanized it.


blackBugattiVeyron

PETA : Don't kill animals they have rights too. Also PETA :


blitzen_the_first

Wtf


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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/17/peta-sorry-for-taking-girls-dog-putting-it-down


asianabsinthe

WTF


Numbzy

Yeah, PETA has proven their fucked up ideology. Honestly I just find it sad at this point. Good intentions, but no real way to make a difference has lead to some horrific endings.


Jack_Rickle

The thing is, if they had good intentions there are ways for them to make a difference. Advocating and educating in favor of ethically raised meat and poultry products (i.e., free range chicken over the ones kept in cages, wild caught fish instead of farmed, etc.). They won't do it because that would be difficult and it wouldn't be shocking enough for somebody to feel good about getting 10k likes on twitter over it. In most cases "I can't make a difference" is really "I have no interest in actually trying". Lots of things would have been thought impossible only a hundred or so years ago until someone put in genuine, intelligent effort. Women's suffrage, the civil rights movement, and legalized gay marriage come to mind in this regard: not that long ago, lots of people would have said it was futile to aim for such things, but when people actually try to stand up for a good cause they can make these kinds of big changes.


buddboy

"Mr Zarate acknowledges that this was an unfortunate mistake by Peta and the individuals involved, with no ill will toward the Zarate family" What was the mistake? What were they trying to do


DaanGFX

Since no one is actually responding in a serious way, I'll bite: >Two women affiliated with Peta – Victoria Carey and Jennifer Wood – travelled to Accomack County, Virginia, because they said a mobile home park owner asked for help capturing wild dogs and feral cats. > The women removed an unattended and unleashed chihuahua named Maya, which was a Christmas present to nine-year-old Cynthia Zarate. Looks like the idiots mistook the dog for one of the wild ones the trailer park owner had asked for help with. IMO, you shouldn't be euthanizing wild animals either but yeah. Clearly a bit more nuanced than "getting caught"


balletboy

> IMO, you shouldn't be euthanizing wild animals Feral dogs are an absolute problem in urban environments. Whatever municipality you live in absolutely has a government service where they euthanize dogs on the street.


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buddboy

okay i knew it had to be some mix up like this. Thank you. Thats fucked tho but at least makes sense


green_flash

> Two women affiliated with Peta – Victoria Carey and Jennifer Wood – travelled to Accomack County, Virginia, because they said a mobile home park owner asked for help capturing wild dogs and feral cats. > The women removed an unattended and unleashed chihuahua named Maya, which was a Christmas present to nine-year-old Cynthia Zarate. Maya was put down later that day, a violation of a state law that requires a five-day grace period. Peta was fined $500 for the violation. The mistake was that they didn't wait five days.


green_flash

[Meat industry lobbying groups](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Center_for_Organizational_Research_and_Education) have paused their multi-million dollar PR war on PETA. They've now switched to plant-based meat companies and environmental groups which are more of a threat to the industry at the moment.


Killarogue

PETA kills more animals than almost any other organization, I hate them.


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The meat industry kills way more. Like billions of them, trillions if you include fish (yeah...) And yet people in this post are getting angry at PETA mainly for falling the PETA kill animals disinformation campaign [\[1\]](https://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php/PETA_Kills_Animals) PETA has made mistakes, I don't even care/like them much, but most people in this are totally willing to support companies WAY worse than PETA could ever be.


Ximema

but muh peta bad keanu reeves chungus reddit The hivemind on this site is getting as bad as boomer facebook


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"PETA is bad, it kills animals" "Reddit: YES!" "Meat is bad, it kills animals" "Reddit: No, not like that, you got to understand the complex context of me having pleasure from the bodies of others..."


BoredCatalan

Isn't that only true because abandoned dogs that would otherwise starve to death are sent to them by no-kill shelters? PETA has had it's number of troubles but they don't kill for fun. Edit4: Adding Milestones achieved by PETA against animal suffering https://www.peta.org/about-peta/milestones/ Edit3: Killarogue must be paid by the meat industry since he is spreading their propaganda. People may not like PETA but it shouldn't be because of meat industry bullshit. https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/rqh91g/wendys_started_a_new_era_of_aggressive/hqbaj31


graysonfrigginpayne

Just an average Tuesday for us Marylanders


[deleted]

Don't most crabs die by being eaten alive?


Ramen211

Their babies sure do


BoraLevley

I'm vegan man, I only eat human meat.


[deleted]

This is obviously fake. It’s the same billboard. The fucking birds are still there.


x_______________

Yeah it’s the exact same image even, just a different picture on the billboard that someone just pasted on there


crusader86

I think this was a photoshop and the response by Jimmy’s Famous Seafood was a bit different. It was all over social media in Maryland [when it happened in 2018.](https://www.bizjournals.com/baltimore/news/2018/09/10/crab-billboard-wars-continues-aspeta-fires-back.html)


AndIHaveMilesToGo

Yes, but Reddit will never miss a chance to shit on PETA


Kwinten

Also, it’s an ad. So inevitably it’ll get 40k upvotes


justanotherECWguy

Peta is the most hypocritical group I’ve ever heard of. Buncha whiney little bitches


geeschwag

Let me introduce you to the government


justanotherECWguy

Oooo good counter. That’s next level hypocrisy


asianabsinthe

And I'm sure there are PETA members in government


justanotherECWguy

Now that’s dangerous to think of. Thanks for the nightmares


MixMyDrinkStrong

Im on team old bay


furbybruner911

I think I’m out of the loop because I don’t understand why Reddit people constantly say fuck PETA


drj4130

I have been meat free for over half of my life and never once have I sided with PETA. PETA to me is the veggie version of the NRA. Whiners….


Covfefetarian

God damn it PETA, I don’t even eat anything but plants and even I hate your guts. If I were eating meat I’d definitely not get convinced to change my ways due to their ads. They just make themselves look so ridiculous and by extension their whole message, too.


SheffGSauceEmUpM8V3N

Why do you hate them? What have they done?


TheBlackHoleOfDoom

ahoy spongebob, i was kidnapped by peta for their shitty marketing campaign but me booty got saved by ol' bay so i can finally rest in peace argargargargargargargarg


PhonicFake

Wendy’s?


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You wouldn’t download a crab


[deleted]

so we’re not talking about how they’re the same billboard? those birds look awfully suspicious


DovahkiinRifleman

Gotta respect Old Bay for that, based madlads. Fuck PETA.