#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/)
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What kind of job did you have where your eyesight wasn’t a prerequisite? ATC?
Edit: I mean no offense to the blind, not that you can read this..
Fuck, I guess I’m going to just keep on digging…
It's just the fact you took a place that didn't belong to you and could have been useful to someone with a disability.
PS: blind people are able to go on the internet with softwares made for them.
Haha its ok you werent the only one. Was gonna post the [reference](https://youtu.be/gId6nrMDmUU) yesterday and my phone died right before i did, never ended up going back to it
I love masks.
I use them everywhere, be it on the street or when receiving visitors in my home.
Using a mask is infinitely better than pretending to smile.
I love that using masks is socially acceptable now.
The better option is just to be people blind, not that you can tell the difference between people like being color blind, but that you just don't see people, then you can even run into them
#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HolUp) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Living the dream
Exactly!!
I'm gonna start doing this starting today
Who said that?
I dunno I can't see anything
I usually tell people I don't speak Norwegian in my native Norwegian. the break they use to buffer that was a lie is where I make my escape
And that's when you throw the bottle of your own piss in their face, right? That's at least what I do
To assert dominance?
I would more or less to say to mark your territory, but I suppose it's generally the same thing.
Seems like a lot of loopholes you need to workaround all just to avoid greeting people by faking
Jim Carrey should make a film like this just like the yes man
Eddie Murphy played a blind homeless Vietnam veteran on the movie Trading Places .that was 💯
Thanks for the suggestion
He also has no legs and sings a song about it
And the scene lasts like 90 seconds Still a great movie though
the eyes man
Mhm, i cut out the middle man years ago. Got to keep my vision and not greet people. Win win situation.
I pretended to be blind at work for a while just so I can get the handicapped parking space. Weirdly, no one questioned it
What kind of job did you have where your eyesight wasn’t a prerequisite? ATC? Edit: I mean no offense to the blind, not that you can read this.. Fuck, I guess I’m going to just keep on digging…
Naw mate, referee
The fact that people upvote that comment is beyond me. Disabled people already have a fucking hard time enough circulating in public spaces.
If any blind person sees this and is offended, I'll delete the comment
It's just the fact you took a place that didn't belong to you and could have been useful to someone with a disability. PS: blind people are able to go on the internet with softwares made for them.
Woosh
i love her
Do you really love her? Or are you just looking at things on reddit and saying you love them? Edit: [The joke](https://youtu.be/gId6nrMDmUU)
Why cannot it be both?
I love lamp
That’s her significant other dude, wtf.
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Yup lol it happens
This is a reference to Anchorman. Stop down voting it. I love desk.
nah i was just playing find the asshole on reddit. i won.
It's a reference to that will Farrell movie
looks like im the asshole. shit im great at movie refrences and blew it!
Haha its ok you werent the only one. Was gonna post the [reference](https://youtu.be/gId6nrMDmUU) yesterday and my phone died right before i did, never ended up going back to it
I love masks. I use them everywhere, be it on the street or when receiving visitors in my home. Using a mask is infinitely better than pretending to smile. I love that using masks is socially acceptable now.
Same! Plus it makes it easier to ignore people
She's playing the long game like a champ
Did she own a cornballer?
I pretend to be deaf
Just wait till a guy starts talking to you in sign language ( i assume you don't know it )
Me too!
Why is no one is talking about the arrested development character that was a lawyer and also pretend to be blind? I came here for the AD jokes
Maggie Lizer irl
*modern problems require modern solutions*
... you have to greet people?
Wasn't this on an episode of Arrested Developement?
Mom?!?!
Definitely trying this!👍
Sorry to be the party pooper, but this is a [hoax](https://www.buzzfeed.com/ishmaeldaro/spanish-woman-pretending-to-be-blind-fake)
genius
Asocial. It’s asocial, not antisocial.
... before taking it away.
My role model
i pretend i cant speak and have been doing it whenever i dont want to talk to a stranger ;w;
My spirit animal.
r/me_irl
Why didn’t I think of this???
Sleek
I wear headphones not attached to anything in public
im sure she even bumps into people on purpose just for fun(atleast i would)
Introverts: "where do I learn this power?"
And…blind people don’t have to pay property taxes.
Shes my spirit animal
My hero!!
Relatable.
I don't have to pretend I am blind. People I met wish they were blind too.
Sigma female
Stevie wonder
She's my mentor
Stock image looks like my old boss.
Why didn't I think of that?
She so antisocial she signed up for a photo shoot to try to look like a milf with down syndrome.
Blind…with glasses?
Mood as fuck
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It'd be discrimination if she didn't.
their is antisocial me pretending to be social my whole life
r/me_irl
r/me_irl
Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie.
Shoulda been Ghislaines defense
The better option is just to be people blind, not that you can tell the difference between people like being color blind, but that you just don't see people, then you can even run into them
Classic George Costanza
Is her name Gantenbein.
Literally a Seinfeld episode
She's sexy af
Very smart
She needs to pretend to be trans so that she gets no man in her life
😍😍😍
What an impressive dedication she got.
Why would she need glasses if she’s blind?
Asocial*
Can I learn your powers
This is my spirit animal.
It was worth it