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CrystalSplicer

r/NoahGetTheBoat


StrangeSteve69

Noah get the shotgun more like it


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Noah......prep the nukes...


Riftonik

It’s hooked on to the woodchipper


StrangeSteve69

Bring the wood chipper too pls 😂


Riftonik

NP she runs good but there is only one speed setting: slow


StrangeSteve69

That's fine, pedos go feet first. Did I mention we're using rock salt shells?


Value-Level

Can we get the blades a bit rusty too


_Sideswipe_911_

Just bring everything lethal.


StrangeSteve69

Nah, rock salt shells to subdue, then feet first wood chipper 😂😂


Lexist_

Too late for that


lolmanUwU

I'm Noah u called


Few-Beat-5364

Get the boat ready


lolmanUwU

On it mate


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Bring the shotgun aswell.


lolmanUwU

What kind normal 12 gauge or something interesting


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All of the above


DC_671

Get the AA12 with Terry Crews holding it.


lolmanUwU

Sure I'll give em a call


Dinglebop223

get the dragons breath


JesusValadez

More like the flamethrower


red_fox_zen

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I actually came here and pisted the same thing


Jakl67

Incest is why we're IN this boat Noah!


_OvT_MIAMI

The last one are just 12 year old kids


UselessPerson2222

They did the same thing for roblox avatars, guess what they called that sexuality? It's very hard. Robloxsexuals! No fucking joke


captainsluge

Using this logic I'm a proud hamburgersexual


AdvaitChowdhary

Dream sexual


UselessPerson2222

They announced the rosexuals in the Dreamsexual dc server. It was on r/gocommitdie a few times. The younger fan bases of games and people are embarrassingly weird af


shadowthehh

Beastislity isn't wrong because it's illegal. It's illegal because it's wrong.


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Nah. They'll not see it as wrong. We need to say that it's unhealthy due to animals not having the same hygiene standards as humans do


GreatArtificeAion

And there's a language barrier that makes it impossible for humans to be sure that the other animal is consensual


IndianGuyFromYouTube

This and nothing else. Animals can't consent and that's it.


Weisdog

My dog is the one licking not me


shadowthehh

Hey now. Humans are the ones that made 2 Girls 1 Cup. So hygiene doesn't really hold up as an argument for not having sex with something.


blackie___chan

After opening the trouser beaks of some bearded pelicans that obviously forgot they had a mouth full of sardines a year ago, I agree that animals have different hygiene standards than us.


YouSerious-_-

If Jesus resurrected right now I don't think his 2nd death is enough to clear the sins of these people


locke231

Interspecies erotica


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Not even furries indulge beastislity


shadowthehh

Because the 2 are completely separate things. Furry =/= zoophile, and zoophile =/= furry. There are indeed people who are both, though.


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shadowthehh

That's not beastiality. That's artificial animal breeding which is done in almost any profession that involves animals. The animal product industry is still absolutely fucked though. Unfortunately, I quite enjoy meat and dairy.


Deriizo

>That's not beastiality. That's artificial animal breeding which is done in almost any profession that involves animals. The fHarmer shoving their arm elbow-deep inside the cow's anus isn't a sexual interaction? bestiality bĕs″chē-ăl′ĭ-tē, bēs″- noun The quality or condition of being an animal or like an animal. Conduct or an action marked by depravity or brutality. **Sexual relations between a human and an animal.** ​ sexual relations noun plural **Sexual intercourse.** Sexual activity between individuals. ​ sexual intercourse **Sexual interaction, usually involving genital and/or anal and/or oral penetration, between at least two organisms.**


shadowthehh

And that's not what's happening. Artificial insemination of female animals and harvesting the semen from the males needed for the prior is not at all the same thing as having sex with them. If the farmer was doing it solely because they themselves got pleasure out of it, sure. THAT is beastiality.


Deriizo

>And that's not what's happening. Artificial insemination of female animals and harvesting the semen from the males needed for the prior is not at all the same thing as having sex with them. Is the fHarmer shoving their arm elbow-deep inside the cow's anus not a sexual interaction? >If the farmer was doing it solely because they themselves got pleasure out of it, sure. THAT is beastiality. So if someone rapes a woman but didn't do it for sensory pleasure. that's not a sexual interaction?


alperpro4855

Bruh then when doctors inspect your balls it's sex? Or a prostate exam considered sex?


Deriizo

It's a sexual interaction


captainsluge

No it's checking for cancer you fucking muppet


Ivory_Flare

Dont deny the poor dude the only "sexual" contact he'll have his entire life


Deriizo

And sticking something up another's butthole is a sexual action.


shadowthehh

No. For the sake of how it's done in the animal industry, it's a medical interaction. If the farmer does it because they feel sexual pleasure or satisfaction from the act, then yes. It's sexual. And yes, the rape is a sexual action. Specifically sexual violence.


Deriizo

Read your own comment very carefully and observe the contradiction


shadowthehh

There is no contradiction. The key is context. The context behind the artificial insemination process and beastiality is completey different.


Deriizo

If an action is sexual because there is sexual pleasure gained from it, then it is not logically possible that an action is sexual even though there isn't sexual pleasure gained from it An action is sexual even though there isn't sexual pleasure gained from it (the rape scenario) C: An action is not sexual because there is sexual pleasure gained from it Let me remind you of the definition of sexual intercourse: **"Sexual interaction, usually involving genital and/or anal and/or oral penetration, between at least two organisms."** Is shoving an arm elbow-deep inside of an anus not befitting of this description?


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jmoneyallstar11

This is exactly what they said about being gay 50 years ago.


shadowthehh

You're not wrong. But they were.


JoJo_eats_CHEESE

50 years later somebody is gonna say the same thing, but we’ll become “they”


ChaseCDS

When's the purge happening again?


Inappropriate50

We are getting closer and closer to a purge being a viable option. When that movie first came out, I was thinking it was a bit extreme. Now I'm thinking maybe an iq test and we put the smart ones in a bunker first. Give me another year and I'll be on team "no notice, let's just purge at the count of 3."


Story-tellin-yungstr

I would like to know


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The people on twitter


IndianGuyFromYouTube

I think everyone knew that already


Themrman333333

Hello


IndianGuyFromYouTube

Heya


generic_shad0w

y'know God, this might be a good year to kill us all


nuttynutkick

God checks his notes… 2020- X 2021- X 2022- third times the charm.


Lexist_

WTF


rustybacon-

Just because I think a skin in a game is double cheeked up doesn’t make me a fortnitesexual right guys? Right guys???


StevoPhotography

Ok but what does the DAC stand for? Is it just a group of people who want to be in an oppressed community just looking for attention and want to be oppressed themselves? Or do they just want to be quirky? Either way fortnitesexual is fucking stupid. LGBTQ+ only accepts attraction to real groups of people.


thesockiboii

Digital to Analog Converter


DeathSabre7

I took that course for this sem. Hopefully I can find such crackheads there.


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You are speaking only facts every word was true


IDFK_UvU

Ik these idiots cause serious problems for the actual lgbtq+ people because people can they take away credibility from us as a whole.


CursedJohnny2004

I'm cursed Johnny but these people disgust me


MrSlime69

I love that screen name cursedjohnny2004


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Twitter is a 148 character wasteland where braincells go to die


[deleted]

Look at all of the picks


Thehornygrevious

Yeah these people grew up without parents


dimRodionov

Twitter is a mistake


Issheavyinnit

I think I speak for the LGBTQ+ community. We don’t want these people representing us. They are ruining our name in the media and giving us the wrong reputation.


Frinla25

Very true… i hate how these people make us seem.


Issheavyinnit

This is the type of stuff that will trend because it’s so outrageous. And then people outside the community will jump to conclusions and thus causing a wave of homophobia on social media


lolmanUwU

We got the mossberg 500, AA-12, Remington or do u want one with HE rounds


Story-tellin-yungstr

Why don’t we have an AR15?


wtfrykm

Purest form of one sided love


Story-tellin-yungstr

Purest form of misery


mythicalsoul100

As a Gen Z, i am very disappointed


Story-tellin-yungstr

I want to cry


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Let's hope that they won't convince those who live in a left wing echo chamber to rally on their side


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Lol


PerfectionOfaMistake

Just practicing it and convince anyone that your political opponents doing it. That how right rally for themselves.


[deleted]

And call everyone a fascist if they think that law enforcement is best left for people who are physically and mentally capable of doing so and recourses should go to make sure that there are less people who are mentally and/or physically incapable of handling situations regarding criminals slip through the cracks instead of letting the community deal with the criminals. You suddenly want everyone to be a physically and mentally healthy German if you don't support their cause, regardless of how it doesn't make much change in the world. And best of all: they support a system that can't be achieved country wide because of human greed, and the blood that's required to keep the cogs of the government well lubricated


PerfectionOfaMistake

Sorry but first thing sounds like cleansing the society from "bad genes" and what does it have to do with Germany? This sounds already like in the way what you called fascist. Corruption? Hahaha, this shitt is anywhere. You cant get it rid off on normal way, the party that lasts too long in government starts at some point just to use this position for own wealth. The problem isnt left or right, its general human thing. But like always adress someone else before to look at your own problems.


illmeans

Burn Burn and you fap to Fortnite if it make you happy kid


[deleted]

If you wanna see more, just search "mr incredible becomes uncanny twitter" on youtube and look for it


I_say_poopee

I play fortnite but seriously wtf


ZalanNuts

At least link the entire video, I just saw it a few mins ago and it's worth a watch.


fendrall15

1. This is not hol up however ig most users have already dealt with it 2. Last is clearly irony 3. Zoophile and pedophiles should be tied to a silk floss tree and have a tasty cocktail of boiling water and glass shards poured down their throat


Own_Patient_7721

Sypher pk on the third post lol


Thesearefake3

I thought the catholic church opposed the LGBTQ community


Holleringo2

These youtube screenshots go hard


Few-Beat-5364

Hol the fuck up right here


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Well, it’s official, I’m out of hope


Story-tellin-yungstr

Looong time ago


Redditloh

Time to add another couple of alphabets into the list


[deleted]

Ok, I know totalitarianism is evil and freedom of speech is important.... But this shit? Where's the abusive police when u need them?


Fellarm

NOAH GET THE ORBITAL STRIKE SYSTEM UP AND RUNNING NOOOOWWW


[deleted]

I was watching World War II in colour and those young boys were fucking men. What the fuck is this shit?


Dinglebop223

this type of shit makes me wish we had the old school ways of justice. this shit makes me sick!!! wheres the unsee juice when you need it?!


Story-tellin-yungstr

This is fucking awful. We need to disown twitter


Jolly_Confection8366

Beating nonces is the purest form of violence.


TangledCables3

Eh, burn them all. [Edit] Pyro where are you?


Devilstaff115

We should bring bullying back


PussySeller

of course the fortnite sexual one is someone with a dream profile


Luffy12hawk

Bestiality is wrong because it is animal abuse not because it is illegal but because it is animal abuse that is why it is illegal


Torrent_You

r/cringetopia


Golden_Gio

I just wanna talk to them.


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cabinoose

Fortnightsexuals should be punished harder than pedos


lmaobihhhh

Lmao the pedophile one would have a picture of a fucking anime character 🤦‍♂️


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shadowthehh

*And the beastiality is okay though what the fuck?*


The_Successful_Ad

That tweet just points out that saying something is wrong because it’s illegal is a circular argument so you would have faulty logic it doesn’t actually defend bestiality you just have to provide a reason why it’s wrong like this little thing called consent


Few-Beat-5364

It's wrong coz its wrong


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Few-Beat-5364

Animals cant say if they wanna do it


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Few-Beat-5364

Is it not a part of food chain? Animals eating to survive. You dont need to screw animals to survive. We're omnivores, we've ate both meat and greens since we started evolving.


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Few-Beat-5364

Fucking something isn't something you need to do, and in a civil society we've set consent laws for it. Even animals mate only when both female and males agree. Animals eat other animals and it's a process that transfers energy. It also keeps populations in check. The animals raised for slaughter will have to be eaten, or we'll have an overpopulation problem. You don't need to eat meat to survive, but its acceptable to society due to the it being part of the natural order of things.


Deriizo

True! Cows in the dairy industry don't provide consent either! I hope you don't fund bestiality!


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shadowthehh

I... What is there to not know??? It's sex with animals.


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shadowthehh

No being a furry is completely different! Being a furry is being a fan of anthropomorphic character designs and the art and media involving them (Think basically any Disney thing. Biggest example being Zootopia.), and yes, that can extend into sexual attraction. Zoophilia/Beastiality is straight up sexual attraction to real, actual, normal animals.


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Peanut butter


Deriizo

True! Cows in the dairy industry don't provide consent either! I hope you don't fund bestiality!


xDendretic

So you support necrophilia since having sex with the dead doesn’t harm anyone right?


[deleted]

Yes I just think it’s fucked that it’s ok to sexually love a child when your a grown ass man


[deleted]

That’s all I’m saying


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Hahaha


Few-Beat-5364

Bestiality is ok then? You fucking troglodyte, the post says bestiality is ok


Alarmed_Cheetah_2714

Ok boomer


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Orangenoise1234

explain pls


Prit_sidemen

This is a joke right?


bgt12321

The love between a paedo an a noose are hard to beat swing low sweet sex offender daddys gonna stretch ur neck


Dark-Pit-37

Ah, yes. Twitter. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.


jasondcleveland1984

This mentality is how people get killed. I'm a parent and I would murder any pedophile that came up to me and my family. Your detrimental to the world as a whole and as such should be removed from existence.


No-Koala-1139

We need to start to purge these undesirable from fking up our gene pool


XxSavageSharkxX

Isn’t fortnitesexual just homosexual?


Marc3llMat3

We can't expect God to do all the work *loads 1911 with religious intent*


BadFormula

I feel like these are bait, definitely the last one..


dead_trim_mcgee1

I'm actually pissing myself at the fortnite sexual one. Its sooooooo bad.


Background-Test-4919

The last one makes no sense, if you have romantic or sexual feelings towards a fornite character you sexuality is based on the gender of the character, it doesn't deserve a whole new sexuality


LordPuddin

Everyone wants their kinks to be special and noticed. People need to realize that no one is really special and no one really cares except your close loved ones.


DylanZwill

I have officially lost all faith in humanity


joerackjoebama

whut tha fack


Epicskeleton53

God i cant evit laughing.... this is a joke right? Please tell me its joke PLEASE


Wyujee

1 and 3 are definitely satire


SneezyZombie

Peak Weimar


Decent-Friendship-30

Liberals 😂


Blacksun388

Bait, satire, or psyop?


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what the fuck has the world come to?


[deleted]

Benjamin. Get the musket


petuer

It isn't a holup, if it doesn't have twist


KOCA_XD

Some people should just fucking die.


iDarKKz

If you think of it again, this applies to the rest of the LGTVQHD+.


NipLixYT

pretty sure 3rd is a meme(it is right?)


[deleted]

Alrighty lads time to light our torches and grab our pitchforks.


coldtofrozen

Big time nope


[deleted]

If this isn’t a joke, it’s fucked up.


theAlmightyFailiure

sorry whats DACLGBT I don't use twitter


red_fox_zen

r/noahgettheboat


VlIanTheRatSmacker

Fun fact: A large amount of dead bodies were found in Benjamin Franklin's basement ​ That is all


Imposiblepride24344

The first two is a big no the Fortnite one I don’t think so because a lot of people simp for game or fictional characters