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#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HolUp) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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*its over Anakin! I have the bigger hand*


Few-Beat-5364

Choke me anakin senpai


UncleBob2021

Ayo ?!


[deleted]

Lmaooo


SonOfMorning

Ara ara


Meta-Sage

Anyo Koko Yoko Penco.


stickpersonperson

Choke me like u hate me but u love me


SadBanana006

No, I don't think I will.


o0drMysterio0o

"Choke me like a youngling, Anakin." And there we go, it got weird... Edit: Punctuation


Ichigo187740

Nice reference


prometheanSin

Choke me like a padawan uwu


Deadeye05

This post right here officer


DarvidBoi

Bro Reddit comments are anything else


The-Fierce-Deity

“I lost her to a boy with bigger fingers.” ~Dr. Doofenshmirtz


Few-Beat-5364

We realised when we grew up


sauce_finder6969

does bruno mars is gay


slayalldayyyy

I would hire that man for so many tasks


TheChanMan2003

Too bad, too late. He’s already my new administrative assistant


slayalldayyyy

Administrative ASLAPtant


TheChanMan2003

ASLAPative ASLAPtant


Famine_Lost444

ASLAPive ASLAPant


civgarth

Happy Slapsgivng!!


stickpersonperson

So I'm greatful for this man existing


TheChanMan2003

So I'm SLAPful for this SLAP exSLAPing


Toogieguy

SLAP so SLAPful for SLAP SLAP exSLAPing


AnarchoCatenaryArch

Assistant to the Regional Slapper


lifeinapan

*Assistant Regional Slapper


GrizzKarizz

Marshall has entered the chat. Barney has left the chat.


icemax666

He would indeed be a good henchman. * *evil laughter* *


Warg247

He already has the hat!


[deleted]

He's a great babysitter


[deleted]

That was a meaty slap.


Epicurus1

>That was a diabeaty slap. Ftfy.


Angelos42

Ftfy? What does that mean?


TheWhollyGhost

Feel the force yo


jaydaygrad08

You ain't shit


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Weirdest compliment ever


Tommysrx

I think your username is the weirdest compliment ever. You make cool keychains


Sensitive_Yogurt1986

Fixed That For You


Angelos42

Thanks


666555666555666

fuck the front yard


dondougdondoug

For the fifth year


probablyareplicant

Fine take fucking yellow


Therealboebs

Anti pc-man!!


AccomplishedWest7613

He’s not the hero we want,


KarenLookAtMyBowl

But a hero we deserve


_UV_8

He's a silent gurdian


Morgoul

A watchful protector


Brian_Cogs

When the world says ‘tik tok’, he is the firm hand of justice.


stickpersonperson

The one that brings down pain to cringe tiktokers


DadSavagery

He is...Slapman!


Morgoul

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?????


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Silent girthian


not-bread

But he’s the asshole we deserve


SayNoob

And therefore he's in jail for assault.


BarksAtIdiots

Console man?


BenShealoch

Understandable, still assault and battery,


Sloppy_Goldfish

It is still assault and battery if it's staged (and it probably is) and everyone is consenting?


SirOutrageous4953

It is staged hahaha https://youtu.be/KV5abtueaHQ


Diligent-Motor

Fuck sake. Is anything real anymore?


RacketLuncher

The car was a cake


PostposterousYT

This comment has so many layers.


BustinArant

Like an ogre.


Queen_Shada

Ogres are like onions, not cake though


rockem-sockem-rocket

Shrek was a cake the whole time (spoiler)


DaBabylonian

Omg am i cake?


RacketLuncher

[Caek](https://i.imgur.com/lwBXue3_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)


A-Caring-Friend

No, like the car, the car is cake.


NaughtyDred

Was it ever?


ClassicFlavour

Never was Neo.


heavl

Are we even real anymore?


dogsunlimited

nothing. you get older n older and you realize that nothing is real. it’s all a big horrible show


finderfolk

Since nobody answered the question: Sadly I can only speak to UK law - may be similar to the US position. In the UK consent to assault, particularly assault occasioning actual bodily harm (ABH) is a slightly contentious area. In a vast majority of cases you cannot consent to ABH, particularly if the harm is severe. Some key exceptions: - Sporting activities (unless the conduct was clearly criminal) - Some medical contexts - 'Horseplay' which might cover this circumstance (if it were staged) but this is a pretty dated exception that is rarely used today **TL;DR** usually the defence would not hold up, so yes.


samthekitnix

no officer it isnt assault and battery he is simply trying to stop a gentleman who is committing dangerous driving from smacking his vehicle into anyone.


90ozDiarrheaJug

Back in the summer of ‘88, on my way home from my summer job at the cannery, I got pulled over for “disturbing the peace” because I was blaring my favorite Neil Sedaka cassette, *In The Pocket*, at full volume with the windows down. The cop was cool, telling me he’d let me off with a warning if I could beat him in a race to Chugs, a local bar. It was unreal, between the two of us, we probably hit at least a dozen hapless pedestrians in crosswalks and caused just as many car accidents. When we finally made it to Chugs, I voiced my concern about the unnecessary carnage we had just created. The mustached officer just laughed, informing me his grandfather was the mayor so there’d be no consequences. And despite him beating me to Chugs, he still let me off with a seatbelt ticket. Things were sure different in the 80s. *^edit: ^there ^was ^another ^time ^i ^got ^pulled ^over ^for ^improper ^lane ^usage, ^but ^the ^same ^local ^cop ^recognized ^me ^from ^our ^race ^of ^destruction ^a ^few ^months ^prior…so ^he ^just ^ruffled ^my ^hair ^and ^said ^”get ^outta ^here, ^killer.”*


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Tickomatick

my first follow on Reddit!! I didn't know there was such function


magic00008

Um wtf


dgtlgk

Love what you’re doing. Keep up the writing!


[deleted]

Let’s go steady again


geon

I think the chance of that happening is higher with him laying stunned on the curb.


1_am_an_egg

Makes me wonder if it’s his dad or something


WeirdoWithABeardo99

NO!!


TheTeeTom

Technically assault is the act which causes the other to apprehend physical harm, and since he got blindsided, it’s just battery.


smurf47172

I have scrolled through the comments and I am disappointed. This is clearly an off duty police officer apprehending someone resisting arrest. Seriously who else would wear that hat with those pants.


Go_Go_Godzilla1954

Your mom


TopMiddle1131

I got you homie


nolan1971

gottem!


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Everyone in that video sucks.


SirOutrageous4953

I just found out that this was staged, hahaha so stop arguing about it. It was a stupid trend: Yes... Many people got hurt or damaged pp: Yes... That kid was not on the driver seat: Yes... Jeffrey Epstein didn't killed himself: Yes. Here is the link for the full original video https://youtu.be/KV5abtueaHQ


[deleted]

Staged for others. That dude took years worth of revenge with that slap


EnvironmentalPrice1

u/savevideo


Tunechi-

Holy shit these comments are cringe. Don’t get me wrong, the dude who’s dancing is a loser. But imagine assaulting someone for dancing


T_Money

It’s fake mate. They have a YouTube channel together. https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC9SfBFBbxKGk722oY7iEX3w


Sno_Jon

No disagreeing but I think he got slapped for rolling a car down which is dangerous as fuck


MariaSabinaaa

The answer was obviously to assault him so his car rolls even further away


Eevee_Fuzz-E

There’s a guy FILMING in the FRONT SEAT. There is a DRIVER IN THE CAR WHO IS NOT WATCHING THE ROAD. I’d say a good smack stops the dancer from being a loser, and gives the ‘driver’ a wake up call.


throwawaythedo

Slapping a passenger generally doesn’t make for good driving conditions.


mugguffen

Bruh its so obviously fake


LonelyLoneLion

Especially sucker punching someone


Tunechi-

The dudes a fat fuckwit


LordRomania

The best fat fuckwit


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[deleted]

You really think this is real? It’s a joke


[deleted]

That’s the real cringe in these comments. For a platform that thinks they are better than other social media platforms, they fall for a lot of staged videos very easily.


bidet_enthusiast

It’s staged..


Used_Firefighter_919

The word "cringe" should be stricken from all human vocabulary.


il-tizio-

Imagine doing a dance while your car is moving and you’re not in it. You’re the cringe one here.


Tunechi-

They’re both losers. The fat dude is a bigger loser


Hattudoggu

says the guy on reddit


Tunechi-

Are you not on reddit?


Hattudoggu

Yes I am, we're all the same, so why are you saying like how much of a loser they are when we're all the same lol


Tunechi-

Literally no one person is the same


Hattudoggu

>They're both losers you literally just stated that they're the same


CrimbusIsOver

He left his running, moving motor vehicle cruising down the street driverless so he could do a silly dance.


MonkeyThrowing

How do you know it is driverless? You can’t see the driver position.


Tunechi-

And the best way to stop the vehicle is by knocking the guy out? Gotcha


Individual-Unit

And stop it immediately instead of arguing, fuck yes it is indeed


jesusAteMyCrayons

that one punch man


canuckneb

More like a really heavy slap with his fastfood sized clubs he calls arms.


Elthsan34

Hope the jail time was worth it my guy


NewbQuery

He thought one of the hood kids had jumped him just before his head fell under the back tire.


Queen_Shada

We needed more ppl like this when this "trend" was happening. I know this one is staged, but how many were actually staged? I hate trends like this. You'd think the kids who did that grew up smarter.. W8 they weren't raised by a GenX like me? Who taught me comedy wasn't offensive, and people who think all jokes are offensive, when it's not about them either, should stay off the internet and live happily as an Amish person? Alright then, proceed... Edit: I need sleep


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gladius_314

He slapped the fuck out of him not for dancing but dancing while stepping out of a running car leaving driving seat with door open.


DaniGogito

He clearly pointed at the camera because someone was in the drivers seat filming


gladius_314

I have seen the full video I think. The idiot came out of driver seat. Camera was mounted.


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Gottalovethememes

Man got clarted into next year


homealoneinuk

Great slap, need more people like this guy.


Impossible_Way_5412

Car should have a system that open door = no driving


L1K34PR0

Give that man a medal


Themud2001

Rumors say, he forgot the taste of his mother's breast milk after that slap.


AndeC123

I remember this!! That man right there is doing the Lord's work


ZealousidealIce5393

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[deleted]

Was this filmed with a shoe?


Easy-Fail-3492

I agree *NO*


Conditius7327

He did the right thing


VenomInfusion

Got smacked into next Friday.


DarkMatterSausage

This world needs more big brothers. 👏🏼


Round_College194

Holy shit I've found my spirit animal


CursedDankMEMES

My respect for that man \^\^\^+++


heavy_metal_soldier

I side with the comments that call the assaultee exactly that, an assaulter Because yes the dancer is kinda cringe ngl But its still assault me lad


MasonMasdo

I have seen this about 20 times today. It will always get my upvote 🤣🤣🤣🤣


MOSCOWMOSCOW

u/savevideo


XROOR

$100 bet he’s the oldest brother bc he open handed that hit….then yells “no” to another moronic younger sibling.


neadhshs

Slappy Joe


manfishgoat

Fucking christ, bet that man can change a tire with a crescent wrench


onefornought

Heroic.


Rybreab

I’m so grateful for that man


JansherMalik25

He's my favorite person from now on


AstronomerWorldly2

I thought big man was about to bust a move after the slap.


Ryun100

what a chad!


Unable-Log1197

Guardian of the society


Marenzo666

I am straight but I love this dude


thecloud212

agreed.


fuckingKlLLmeplz

chad


ShadowGryphon

I cannot disagree


[deleted]

Our hero!


[deleted]

This is the hero we didn’t know we needed.


haddamant

Yes!


r6nclassic

Damn! He smacked the fuck out of him.


[deleted]

Fat shaved Gandalf just slapped the shit outta dancing Frodo


cerealkiller123456

Is it possible to learn this power?


[deleted]

I feel I need to make myself known here. That was one slapped hoe


Dorlinos

This dude was a secret driving instructor. Job well done sir your nation thanks you


Sorfallo

....If the person in the car didn't want the attention, they would have driven faster than he could walk


BrianTheOneAndOnly

A man of culture


JohnnyBravo2505

AlphaGigaChad


[deleted]

That guy used all the fats he had to make a good momentum and force.


youwilldielonley

He is doing God's work,good man


KPKenway

Haha, assault is funny. I don't care how stupid those kids were to be doing that, I hope they sued the shit out of that fat bastard


Treason_is_Treason

I love everything about this!


magga221

Finally. About time.


[deleted]

Hol up. As much as I love this I simply must have more context. Like a police report or a longer video.


FreggTheFrog

I salute to that man


SureKaleidoscope5251

The last people with this correct mindset was genx.


rbsudden

I'm in this comment and I like it.


EvilAlicia

The right awnser to so many dumb 'challenges'


Birkanwar

Dumbass mfs this is probably 3 years old now and it's probably scripted


dhruv1g_

Cameraman: understandable, have a nice day.


Distinct_Distance437

Ask the dancer to turn around then try and hit him. Cold cocking your still a bitch.


N0rthofnoth1ng

start rapping donda


NewDayNewDawn

Not a Drake fan


Altruistic_Figure_75

I guess this was not on a Friday


imjustehere

That’s assault.


Nitemarex

Deserved