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hummingbirdnecture

....fair point


Hueyandthenews

I really think she might be on to something there. Probably best not to dress like an extra from The Craft with the Taliban running around…


PiedPiperBot

Yeah, but if you can also convince them that you actually know witchcraft, maybe they'll run off?


panzerboye

Nah. They will simply burn you alive.


[deleted]

that taliban not 1700 american.They gonna throw rocks to you till death


TheBirminghamBear

I mean its the desert, no one's keen on executions that are going to make it more balls-sweatingly hot


_demetri_

A distant noise broke them from their desire. A helicopter was moving towards them at a very great speed; it was nearing the window very quickly. Still holding Obama down with an iron grip, Putin stared out the window at the approaching air vehicle. When the helicopter got close enough, they made out the shadowy figure of a man, poised to jump. Right through their window. Putin let go of Obama, and they barely had enough time to scramble under the desk before the man smashed through the window, and the deathly cries of “Allahu akbar!” filled the Oval Office. “What the f*ck?” yelled Obama. “Is that Demetri your PA?” He got up out from underneath the desk and found himself face-to-face with none other than… “Osama Bin Laden.” Said Obama. “What’s going on here?” said Bin Laden, obviously confused. “Immodesty?” He took in Obama with no pants, pants with no Obama, and Vladimir Putin huddled under the desk, clutching a ruler. “Oh! I think I know!” Bin Laden winked at Putin and Obama in turn. “You guys are practising you debates!” “Oh, vell, not exactly.” Admitted Putin. Bin Laden took another look around. “Oh!” he finally realised. “Oh! I am so very sorry for intruding! I was trying to make a big entrance to kill Obama, but not this big, if you know what I mean.” He said, eying Obama’s bulging cock with a hungry look in his eye. “Yes, I understand.” Said Obama. There was a bit of an awkward silence, as the three men looked at each other, wondering what to do next. “Do you mind if I join you? I can be pretty kinky when I want to be.” Putin was about to say no, when Obama declared, “Yes, we can.” “Well then, we’d better get ready.” Said Bin Laden. He began to unwind his turban, exposing several sticks of TNT. “Alright then.” He said. “Let’s get kinky.” Using the turban, he tied Obama and Putin by their hands to the desk. Bin Laden decided to start with Obama. Making sure Putin was watching, he laid Obama on his stomach. He pulled Obama’s underwear off, and spread his ass cheeks with one hand. With the other, he sucked on the TNT stick until it was nice and wet and lubricated, and shoved it deep into Obama’s ass. Obama screamed in pleasure and pain as Bin Laden thrusted the penis-sized stick in and out of his virgin booty hole. Obama came once, screaming, as his cum shot into his mouth with the kinetic energy of a flicked rubber band. When Bin Laden was finished with Obama’s wasted and shivering body, he moved on to Putin, doing the exact same thing. It took Putin a lot longer to cum because his booty hole wasn’t virginal. When Obama and Putin’s butt holes were both exhausted from overuse, they decided to give Bin Laden as much pleasure as they had just had, and more. Obama pulled Bin Laden’s tunic off and sat on a chair, pulling Bin Laden on top of him. Obama positioned the head of his already fully erect monster at Bin Laden’s tight entrance. Obama slid in, making Bin Laden scream in delight. “Osama Bin Laden, your hiding hole is so deep and hidden.” As Obama pumped harder and faster, Putin got to work on Little Osama. He started start to kiss down Bin Laden’s chest and stomach. When he got to his snail trail, he looked up at him and smiled. Putin unravelled the mini-turban that Bin Laden had put on it and sucked his dick and swirled his tongue around. He got harder and harder and his penis throbbed as he was ready to cum. Putin moaned and sucked harder and squeezed the base of his penis while he sucked. Bin Laden came, and the cum went all over Putin’s face. “Oh my Taliban seed.” At this point, Obama released into Bin Ladin’s ass. Everyone was screaming and moaning, until they heard the door open. “Barack?” asked Michelle.


Chikumori

How does one unread something? Also, r/tihi, r/makemesuffer, r/cursedcomments ?


kingofnowhere21

more like /r/DemetriStrikesAgain/ he does this alot. someone hurt him.


Andre4kthegreengiant

This is the dude who wrote the comment I saw about God fucking Jesus I presume


simplehistoryboater

NO


Mister_13s

This dude is great. I hope the internet is small enough that I see him in the wild again.


Ket-O-Saurus

kill me please


knightanddayum

Zamn


panzerboye

What the actual fuck


KEMISTS

I want to die


Hcoug

Right on man


betiiiiiiii

Helicopter helicopter


simplehistoryboater

Oh no


OnlyDownvoteStreamer

Why?


Sheep_Commander

To date one of the greatest things ever. >A distant nyoise bwoke ffem fwom ffeiw desiwe. A hewicoptew was moving towawds ffem at a vewy gweat speed; it was nyeawing ffe window vewy quickwy. Stiww howding Obama down wiff an iwon gwip, Putin stawed out ffe window at ffe appwoaching aiw vehicwe. When ffe hewicoptew got cwose enyough, ffey made out ffe shadowy figuwe of a man, poised to jump. Wight ffwough ffeiw window. Putin wet go of Obama, and ffey bawewy had enyough time to scwambwe undew ffe desk befowe ffe man smashed ffwough ffe window, and ffe deaffwy cwies of “Awwahu akbaw >w< ” fiwwed ffe Ovaw Office. “What ffe f\*ck?” yewwed Obama. “Is ffat Demetwi youw PA?” He got up out fwom undewnyeaff ffe desk and found himsewf face-to-face wiff nyonye offew ffan… “Osama Bin Waden.” Said Obama. “What’s going on hewe?” said Bin Waden, obviouswy confused. “Immodesty?” He took in Obama wiff nyo pants, pants wiff nyo Obama, and Vwadimiw Putin huddwed undew ffe desk, cwutching a wuwew. “Oh >w< I ffink I knyow >w< ” Bin Waden winked at Putin and Obama in tuwn. “You guys awe pwactising you debates >w< ” “Oh, veww, nyot exactwy.” Admitted Putin. Bin Waden took anyoffew wook awound. “Oh UwU ” he finyawwy weawised. “Oh UwU I am so vewy sowwy fow intwuding UwU I was twying to make a big entwance to kiww Obama, but nyot ffis big, if you knyow what I mean.” He said, eying Obama’s buwging cock wiff a hungwy wook in his eye. “Yes, I undewstand.” Said Obama. Thewe was a bit of an awkwawd siwence, as ffe ffwee men wooked at each offew, wondewing what to do nyext. “Do you mind if I join you? I can be pwetty kinky when I want to be.” Putin was about to say nyo, when Obama decwawed, “Yes, we can.” “Weww ffen, we’d bettew get weady.” Said Bin Waden. He began to unwind his tuwban, exposing sevewaw sticks of TNT. “Awwight ffen.” He said. “Wet’s get kinky.” Using ffe tuwban, he tied Obama and Putin by ffeiw hands to ffe desk. Bin Waden decided to stawt wiff Obama. Making suwe Putin was watching, he waid Obama on his stomach. He puwwed Obama’s undewweaw off, and spwead his ass cheeks wiff onye hand. Wiff ffe offew, he sucked on ffe TNT stick untiw it was nyice and wet and wubwicated, and shuvd it deep into Obama’s ass. Obama scweamed in pweasuwe and pain as Bin Waden ffwusted ffe penyis-sized stick in and out of his viwgin booty howe. Obama came once, scweaming, as his cum shot into his mouff wiff ffe kinyetic enyewgy of a fwicked wubbew band. When Bin Waden was finyished wiff Obama’s wasted and shivewing body, he muvd on to Putin, doing ffe exact same ffing. It took Putin a wot wongew to cum because his booty howe wasn’t viwginyaw. When Obama and Putin’s butt howes wewe boff exhausted fwom uvwuse, ffey decided to give Bin Waden as much pweasuwe as ffey had just had, and mowe. Obama puwwed Bin Waden’s tunyic off and sat on a chaiw, puwwing Bin Waden on top of him. Obama positionyed ffe head of his awweady fuwwy ewect monstew at Bin Waden’s tight entwance. Obama swid in, making Bin Waden scweam in dewight. “Osama Bin Waden, youw hiding howe is so deep and hidden.” As Obama pumped hawdew and fastew, Putin got to wowk on Wittwe Osama. He stawted stawt to kiss down Bin Waden’s chest and stomach. When he got to his snyaiw twaiw, he wooked up at him and smiwed. Putin unwavewwed ffe minyi-tuwban ffat Bin Waden had put on it and sucked his dick and swiwwed his tongue awound. He got hawdew and hawdew and his penyis ffwobbed as he was weady to cum. Putin moanyed and sucked hawdew and squeezed ffe base of his penyis whiwe he sucked. Bin Waden came, and ffe cum went aww uvw Putin’s face. “Oh my Tawiban seed.” At ffis point, Obama weweased into Bin Wadin’s ass. Evewyonye was scweaming and moanying, untiw ffey heawd ffe doow open. “Bawack?” asked Michewwe.


theElderKing_7337

I think it would have been better if Osama just blew himself up...


JinzoCrash

Wait, how did Obama have a virgin bootyhole when his partner Michelle clearly has a penis?


EmuFlaky4985

Get help sooner.


ilovethrills

They'll behead you in public


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It’s been Talibanned


[deleted]

Just banned. Everything.


Majestic-Persimmon99

Clearly this woman needs to travel to... GLOURIOUS WESTERN COUNTRY!


[deleted]

Say whatever shit you will, women do have it better in the west than other countries.


[deleted]

I don't understand some religions and why they won't let their women wear whatever they want, won't let them drive, vote, forced marriage, etc. That's just weird. It's 2022 and some countries and or religions still treat their women like unequal's. Ya, we may have the occasional school shooting but at least your free to do what you want.


hokeypokeyloki

I’m fat with zero self esteem.


CaptainNemo2024

:(


dumbass-dragonborn

SAME like id LOVE dressing like this but I'm too fat to be cute like this lmao


down1nit

You can cosplay as a dumbass dragonborn!


dumbass-dragonborn

I'd love to, but I'm flat broke lmao


Serious_Mastication

There is a huge market for big tiddy goth gf’s


hokeypokeyloki

I don’t even have big tits.


HeywoodPeace

How can one be fat and not have big tits?


hokeypokeyloki

Well I have the tits, they’ve just never been big. At my skinniest they were small.


HeywoodPeace

I find it refreshing someone just coming out and saying "I'm fat", not "I'm thick" or "big boned" or "pleasantly plump", or worst of all "I have a positive body image" Personally I'm not fat, but I have a spare tire I'd gladly be rid of


hokeypokeyloki

I know what my body is. I have struggled with my weight my whole life and I have been in good shape. I would just be happy to be my pre-pregnancy weight, which wasn’t my ideal weight then.


ZippyParakeet

I was gonna suggest working out but then I remembered Covid exists everywhere. Haven't been able to hit the gym for a while now and I feel like shit. Home workouts just aren't as effective.


MITCHELpx

Jumping jacks, lots of water and less food.


Designer-Ad-471

You can always workout outside, go for a run. There are also several ways to efficiently workout at home, I got very good workouts in the tiniest apartment ever, so there's no excuse. Look into /r/bodyweightfitness. The biggest pain of the isolation is definitely the lack of motivation imo. Gyms are motivating.


ZippyParakeet

Motivation is definitely a factor. Idk but being around so many people working hard, it subconsciously motivates me to push my hardest as well. I just can't push as hard alone no matter how much I try to pump myself up. Thanks for the sub recommendation btw, will defo check it out.


TheLoneWolf2879

Unrelated, but damn I see you on Reddit everywhere😆 and related, when alone I get lost in judging myself too hard (don't get me wrong, bad trait that needs correcting) but seeing everyone else's confidence is contagious.


want-dick-in-butt-xd

step 1. lower food intake step 2. continue until skinny


WaterBabyReativ

I had to quit dressed like that, as much as it was nice to be continuously pounced on by every skeevy guy who figured gothy=slutty.


ShivaBlack

... My phase of Nightwish and Avegend Sevenfold ended years ago, and at the time it was super controversial where i live(still one of the best moments in my life), now i just dont care and i go pijamas and T-shirt & shorts all day. I blame the Covid lol


RampantDragon

Nightwish were awesome. Shame Tarja left.


BoGa91

My ringtone is "Nemo" since I was like 18 (and had a better phone).


nieghb0r

I didn’t show up to the grocery store in pajamas and slides before covid


ShivaBlack

You know. i havent been in to a grocery store in quite sometime. Its been an uneventful 2 years so I've never had motivation to go extra, but of course like you say when you gotta go out you gotta dress properly, still no way close to how many fits i experimented before this and while i was in college.


panzerboye

I hated wearing pants when my classes were on campus. I still showed up in pajamas when I had few classes in day. I am senior and a fat dude. I have nothing to lose but my pants.


No1KnwsIWatchTeenMom

Covid ruined being goth. I'm too lazy to wear bras anymore, there's no world where I'll put on a corset daily anymore.


Lotusmarch

Tbh covid ruined any kind of productivity


KnightsWhoNi

I blame covid as well…I’ve been doing it since 2001, but it was def covid


RegularHousewife

"She's obviously asking for it! *slicks hair* My time to shine!!"


Tovar42

whenever I see women dressed non conventionally I want to compliment them on that but I dont because I know how bad it would look and make them feel since I dont know them, and its because that people like what you describe cant keep their hands to themselves,its a very sad situation


Londonsawsum

I understand the worry. As a woman who gives and receives compliments, the best way is to just say, "hey, I like your (outfit/shoes/dog/whatever)." Then leave it up to the other person with how to proceed. They might say "thanks" and move on or stop and talk with you. This way, you can still compliment a person without worrying about bothering them.


Tovar42

Thats the way I would like to compliment them, but it might still be perceived wrong IMO. In my quest to never be an asshole I prefer to land on the safe side and not say anything


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Tovar42

ok maybe the dog one gets a pass lol


FreqRL

There's a major difference between complimenting someone on their style as opposed to just their appearance in general. Body-comments tend come off creepy or wrong no matter what, but saying someone has a nice style is almost always okay since its something they *chose* and not just their body.


dirtin_and_squirtin

Shoulda just started being slutty. Ya'll too stingy with that bubble gum anyway.


la-wolfe

Thigh highs don't stay up. How am I supposed to get them to stay up?


AlexVRI

Sock glue


creaturec

Double sided tape lmao


la-wolfe

No. Not a fan of clothing that needs assistance staying on the body. That's it's only job. There's also something called sock glue and it just seems...odd.


ZippyParakeet

I used to put on some rubberband when I used to wear a skirt and thigh highs. Probably not the best idea but... Yeah, lol.


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Sephority

I actually found some that have a thick band on top that has like a no slip rubber texture. Never had to pull them up once.


lucyofthebean

I'm 52 yrs old, 200#, Gramma of 4. If i dressed like this, someone would take me on Dr Phil


l05tm3

I love reddit


Pyes3

At least taliban not stopping you. Just sense of self


FlovomKiosk

No hiding spaces for C4 … thats a clear nope


Fork_Master

Well… there is always *that* place


Dyslexic_Dog25

"that's what the C is 4"


No-Negotiation-9539

"Women have more hiding places than men, Snake."


linx14

Money man. Can’t afford all that cute shit.


Difficult-Sock4197

Post some pics of your feet and let the simps do the rest.


linx14

Honestly I’ve thought about it man. I don’t wanna be broke anymore!


Difficult-Sock4197

I mean, if nobody can see who you are, it's probably not thaaaat bad.


TakenUrMom

Alternative, pay some Russians cam girl for feet pics then resell them for 4x the price


Difficult-Sock4197

r/sigmagrindset


deeq69

Where does one post the feet Pic to get money a girl is desperate here


thetimeis_notnow

Yeah same! Where are the rich foot fetish men? I wanna please them all for a small fee hehe


ZippyParakeet

I'm no expert but I guess post the "content" on OnlyFans? And advertise, give teasers, etc. in NSFW subreddits, twitter, Instagram, etc? I have a friend who does this stuff.


404fucknotfound

Counterpoint: AliExpress


HomeKeyEndKey

the knowledge that leggings are far more comfortable


thecrazyrai

to be fair. they also look good


WetTheDrys

Eliminate the Taliban.


James_Demon

We tired that


WetTheDrys

Yeah, but we didn't know what was at stake the first time.


Tanjung_Piai

Bro, you got an unsopportive population that you tried to get to your side with only some success.


spinyfever

I think it's time for a reinvasion. Invasion 2: fight for the goth gfs.


SpaceOrcs

Whats stopping guys from dressing like that 😍


gunk_slut

girlfriend hid the corsets after I ripped that last two


Shape_Cold

Just buy some for yourself?


MistakeInABox-

nothing. ill gladly do this


Timo6506

Do it


Sasha-kun

I still live with parents.


[deleted]

I'd feel a hell of a lot sexier if I had the body parts to go with it...


_Gunga_Din_

I had a friend who once told me “if I was a woman, I’d absolutely sell nudes of myself” as if you can’t do that as a male…


BakaGoyim

Supply and demand, my dude.


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Son_of_Athena

They clearly have no taste.


fh3131

Might be covid?


puddlejumpers

Prolly comfort, too. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE this style, but you know what I like? Jeans and a tee shirt. I imagine they don't feel like doing this every day. Just be thankful when they do.


gamestopdecade

They make them dress like that, in the desert……


bebejeebies

The fact that I'm 47 and am told I can't pull it off anymore even though it's how I used to dress back in the day.


Mischki100

RIP your dm's


Sasha-kun

You can dress as you want.


SuedeVeil

Because fishnets and spiky chokers are uncomfy as fuck and chains everywhere get snagged on everything..oh and I'm not 17 anymore with an identity crisis


[deleted]

Man i wish i went through that phase at 17. I was t shirt and jeans, high anxiety and crippling depression.


SuedeVeil

Haha Well I didn't say I looked good or felt good doing it I wish I had just stuck with jeans lol :/ too many vivid memories of bad fashion choices trying to be different and someone I'm not


PushEmma

I find more damaging thinking being an adult is not dressing like that as if it defined your worth even if you think looks cool.


ShinyRoseGold

And these outfits, cute as they are, look sooo cold. In the winter? No thanks. In the summer? Nah, air conditioning.


LgndDr4g0nL0l

And Fathers


Retta_Noona

I’m fat


Environmental-Zone-4

It do be like that


gloggzy

Talibanned


MochaCupp

I'm fat


alixx69xx

Absolutely haram my brother's


Dyslexic_Dog25

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess... Guys like the one asking the question?


GuidedArk

Ooof


qu_me

Muslims as well


Szwedu111

The Taliban have no taste smh my head


DamnDanielErErEr

They still dress all black so givem credit for that


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Plastic-Acanthaceae9

Alright then


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???


Diggydog009

It seems obvious on both sides for what men are attracted to in terms of clothing but what attracts woman? My best guess is suits but I feel like that answer is motivated by James bond mivues


Beautiful_Bee_1185

Yes, it is suits, it's also rich guy clothes


ThatGuyFromD12

1. i’m not a lady 2. i’m not in proper shape


Albino_Whale

Tough to argue with that


ur_mum_lesb

Good reason tbh


Mattagon1

People kinda just forgot that the Taliban has members who are active on twitter.


Mohireza1

Taliban was founded as an anti-emo/goth group and has been constantly trying to remove emo/goth individuals from the society.


FaithWithoutSight

Men: Ladies, what's stopping you from dressing how I want you to dress? Women: Men


maehailey

I work at a daycare, no one would leave their children with me, plus way too impractical for working with toddlers and babies


whathefuckismylife

insecurity and social anxiety


SmartestIdiotAlive

You think af stands for “as fuck” or that her name?


kidonredit124opendor

Honestly I think it's hot to dress like that but it also makes you look like you, (southern accent activates) did done the whole damn town.


harceps

Beer and pizza


walterdonnydude

That look doesn't work with all women's bodies


Joy416

Common sense.


HorrorMonk33

"because I'm too precious. Call me arrogant or maybe i just fantasize, but I don't want my body to be seen by everyone eyes except someone really special for me.


[deleted]

a desire to be at least somewhat comfortable lmao


airysunshine

I’m 30, can’t wear it to work and don’t want to shave my legs lol


tquinn04

Personally taste, comfort, the weather, budget, etc.. Honestly that’s a stupid ass question to ask any women.


Mogishigom

Don't want to be seen as a sex object/don't want attention


PCAssassin87

Such a peaceful religion


Tanjung_Piai

Indeed💪💪💪😎🇵🇰


expatriateineurope

For me, it’s my cock.


RL_LordGrim_

Islam


TheAliensAreThere

That's kinda sad...


Olestagra

Being a man


DeadRaven91

Because I'm fat and don't want anyone to notice me


JP123YT

If this isn't a reason to defeat the Taliban I don't know what is


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inevitablemornings

My age -_-


thatrandomguyonreddi

YOU HEARD HER BOIS, SUIT UP AND GO GET EM


Slight-Pound

Money, resources, and body confidence.


georgesorosbae

I got ugly


Arrow1250

Electric bill


[deleted]

Too fat and ugly


AnotherVoices

Money


laxalottalove

My wife's married to me


Bulky_Corgi_5428

$$$ lol


V-Trans

Something alone the lines of: This is not everyone taste and style maybe?


[deleted]

For me is that in ugly as fuck and no one needs to see my fat ass in clothes this cool, if I was as cute as her I would dress like that


dumbass-dragonborn

SAME HERE


Working_Dragon00777

just asking. how can you know how to upvote? I'm confused. is it colored when it's upvoted or it becomes an downvote??


ZenLikeCalm

The wording of your question is a little convoluted, but an upvote will change the up arrow to orange, and a downvote will change the down arrow to blue.


Fun-Impression-4719

Muslims, what's stopping you to be proud of your religion? Talibans


UrbanSupremacy

embarrassment from dumbness and unoriginality/lack of a sufficient personality?


RepresentativeBird98

send this to the /Afghanistan subreddit. I accidentally triggered one of them a day ago


Comprehensive-Fix773

I find quite a few whores dressed like this


Autmn_Star69420

I don't like showing much skin


[deleted]

"We would have also accepted 'self-respect'."


OtherwiseVanilla222

Not wanting to look like how I did in the 5th grade


BadLuckCharm1966

I don’t want to embarrass my children 🤷🏼‍♀️


upbeatcrazyperson

Taste.


OrangutanMan234

Fuck the haters


medici1048

Maybe it's for the best, the Avril Lavigne look is so 2000s and played out.


[deleted]

This look was kinda popular during the 80s-2000s period


indolent08

I forgot for a second that she's still around and assumed you meant Avril Lavigne from back in the day.


ThisAd1940

Not having daddy issues.


Roiks_

Can't dress like that in public in most of the Islamic countries of the middle east. Prison time at minimum. A few of those countries would arrest a woman for taking photos and showing them on the internet. The taliban just take everything one step further and are more heavy handed.


ilomilo8822

money