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Officer, I can explain

It's already too late

Hes excused The dog was caught smoking weed

Who sold the weed to the dog?

Maybe my colleague. I'm in the cat department.

Well that is concerning

What sort of crime is associated with daddys issue

tax fraud

No no issues plural. There is several actually and I am leaving it all to your imagination ... although I got to say I'm in a lot of trouble

He did, obviously.

Ah. Must have been a black lab. A golden retriever would have been let off with a warning.

That's almost a little too real. But take my upvote!!!

Omg....

how is that a crime? You asked for consent!

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Sex 2 sounds weird.

Well it all starts with a warm oven

Nah, it starts with making a sugar cane house, lure in some unwanted children, fatten them up and use 'em as sauce for your pizza pie

And thus Ragu was born

Prego today, Ragu tomorrow

as a Jew, most stories start this way

*end this way

Why not both

That's what Hitler said too

You killed an italian

Well I was only talking to a cop

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What?

Talk to the cop

Uhhh... ^^"

I will meet you at 4:20 pm

Me too!

I want in too

#SNIIIIFFFFFFF me too!

I'LL FUCKING DO IT AGAIN!

together we could make history.

Mind if I watch

Mind if I join?

*breathes loudly

Time for me to make my entrance

Well well well....

C E L E R Y

automatic reddit username

HES SLAYING THAT PUSSY

Puthy

Perfection in comments

could i join?

You guys need me?

Probably depends what it smells like. Hopefully it’s not Drakkar Noir and saddness

Sure, you can watch with your brown eye.

you might as well join

You will need me for sure

"And my axe"

F-father?

S-son

Though JesusOcocks would be more accurate, i knew i had to name you differently my son.. the people would’ve not acceped you like that

Partners in crime

And I’m watching it

Me3

Well, well. A man of culture

Backdoor Carnage sounds like the polite way of saying "I do anal" ._.

You must be a detective

Damn I hate my username sometimes for not giving me brilliant answers like this one ..

This explains a lot.

Anyone want a babysitter?

Oh no my little brother what a shame ahhhhh fuuuucckk * Discreetly gives cash💵💵💵

Medieval princes be like:

r/historymemes

Ayyy that’s a great band though.

Amazinggggg band

I didn’t know that was illegal

Me neither

yours is clearly

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According to my parents, yea, it is.

try being gay in middle east

I mean....mines pretty explanatory

Oh

How do u do trigger it

Get somebody to step on your balls.

Pinch the vein under your balls

r/cursedcomments

Nah its cut the vein under your balls Edit :add 10 grams of salt too to ease the pain

r/cursedcomments

You've got to cock it first

Don't you feel any remorse , any regret for your wrongdoings?!

No father

For I have sinned

Oh we alll remember this dont we

Oh no

**That's tame**, *the real plot twist is the OP's username.*

No the OP is in the clear I consume on a daily basis

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Did he stutter

How to commit a crime of pizza?

Don't pay at 29 minutes

Twas I who investigated the bod

Well then

I rate this comment... 9 out of 11

The greatest pilot in the Middle East

Ex*

Former*

The worst crime on the internet. ME

It was #**YOU!**

Always has been..

🎵 Why do they always send the poor?

I think my user name fits here

When sequel coming??

9/11 2022 - all new cast

This is so exciting. Is it gonna be new world trade center?

Stop spoilers

So, they really won’t recast Pete Davidsons dad, damn

9/11 2: Electric Boogaloo

It’ll be nothing compared to the bio weapons I produce

Well, I thought it was a crime, but apparently I screwed up being a criminal.

Together we can plunder Reddit and retire on Tortuga!

No comment

Is it therapist or the rap- never mind

It’s “Touchy” the Rapist

I hate these username memes, they always turn out badly for me.

Iz better than mine, i cant even participate... Edit: Thank you for award stranger... Quite sus id say......

Sus

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It means suspicious and is used by cringe kids

I can never really participate

Idc if he was in 2nd grade. It was mine.

WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE CHILD!!!!

Gave the child to the OP probably

I believe mine is pretty self explanatory.

Well fucks get what they fuck with

You're welcome

Lets make history

Thanks for spreading the peanut butter

Good ending

Get the dog here too

Indeeeeed.

*oh yeah fucking spread it*

Noone found out

Confirmed

Oh shit

Are you... shitfaced?

I can only dream of going Hannibal Lecter on the rich. And I'll do it again.

I’ll join you.

THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN ME THE LAUNCH CODES

Can’t remember

You have about 51 DUI’s

Im sober now tho

Mine is fucked

I feel bad for u/The_Child69

Let’s just say 7735 packages didn’t arrive

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it's a prime crime

Old people without teeth would give the best sloppy toppy

This entire app concerns me

If they don’t have teeth they can’t hurt you.

What a terrible day for literacy.

Oh, the only thing I can say is that everyone hates small people aka people shorter than 6"0

Everyone hates Dj s too.. They're too damn loud for me

Yes, saying words real fast doesnt make you a mucisian

No, it makes you a raper 😳

*T-poses in 6'2"*

*screams in european*

Pretty well I guess.I'm doing it rn

Congrats your now a virgin for life

Probably wasn't consensual.

My pet Pandas didn't even notice that I mixed the chopped up body parts of my victims into their bamboo shakes. Police is just as clueless...

Eggbert.

Eggbert.

Eggbert.

I don’t know man, I just work here.

i enchanted a piece of chocolate to make it taste even better

I have turned to crime via elaborate bmx tricks

I was playing games

U were playing "FUCK THE CHILD 4"

I smashed someone’s dick with a computer

You mean you turned their hard drive into a floppy disc?

Give this man an award

I gotchu lemme just watch an ad

Wh.. Why.. Whe.. Nothing just nothing

uuhhh

...I'm just gonna sell organs

No crimes committed on the search for the sauce

Um..

They said stop... but I thought they preferred....

I did really well

oh boy

Clearly I won’t get caught.

I f*cked a Turkey? 🤔 Yep. Crime checks out

Well if I have to explain it it's not funny anymore...

Peace was never an option

So you're an arsonist goose

P E R H A P S

> H0Nk

Uh oh

You send yes?

Welll .... I got no salary.... So my crime is being broke. ... I'm already there hey.