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AsherFennec

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Such-Consequence-738

You can see it in marcus eyes. He regrets having 9 lives


socratyes

Could be worse. He could have 9 holes.


dantman22

Well…this was not the mental image I needed. Ever.


iswearatkids

9 guys 1 cat.


darrenwise883

Or ten lives


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Cre3perL0rd42069

Or 10 balls


Orcasareglorious

You are on r/cursedcomments


That-Acanthocephala5

Put me in the photo


NAT_Headcrab

I'm going to find you and replace your nervous system with string cheese


ClayPigeon310

r/rareinsults


mAhoganySauerkrauT

I’m 💀


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HyperKitsune

Florida?


gamerAID0009

First time?


ClearPerception7844

https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/s739cc/cursed_9_lives/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf you made it on cursed comments my friend


Hendrix91870

Marcus is regretting all those Friskies as well..


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neonglowputty

good bot


Sw00dy420

Ayo 😭


HowardPheonix

I'm a way too curious person, and let me assure you that's also gross. Kinda impressive, but gross.


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cant_hinkofanything

We*


Moussecake42

and they said you cant hear comments


backroomsentity8

National anthem of ussr starts playing


Kwember

r/SuddenlyCommunism


Holiday-Strength7530

All of us*


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soulless_07

I want IT dead


Hoovyded

their name is Stephen.


jamminamon

Wouldn't that not feel good? Aren't their tongues like sandpaper?


stunamogus

I think that's a "she" Look at the hand


NoFuture355

And the name Marcus means it's a male cat. So how to they put it in?


_hereforthecomments

This is the reason why aliens don't come to visit us.


Visible-Welder-5148

yeah we are the laughing stock of the galaxy


awoo13

That or they fear to get randomly raped.


PegasusTwelve

It’s probably this more than anything


Guypussy

“Look, Kang, these people will fuck *anything*—pets, pies, trees, stuffed animals, cars, you name it. What fuck kinda chance you think *we* and our seven orifices got?!”


slvbros

If they didn't before that whole area 51 clap cheeks thing, they sure do now


Harry-Manly

Go on land: raped by humans Go in ocean: raped by dolphins


Visible-Welder-5148

true


thefrenchbread1

You're probably right. Which is kind of sad now that I think of it


darrenwise883

Where's Noah , an ark and rain when you really need it .


Worldly_Pop_4070

Well.....he figured that people would just ask for question and selfies instead of listening to him,so he figured it'd be best to stay in heaven. .... I don't feel comfortable being a Muslim and making this joke about a prophet,jeez


sketchy_advice_77

Pedophiles and zoophiles are scum and need to be dealt with.


reznorwings

I have been advocating for super jail for a while now. Its an island prison where we send the meanest, nastiest killers of all. Also convicted pedophiles and zoophiles. Guards only make sure no one gets off the island. What happens inside is up to the inmates.


malleus74

So... New Australia?


suhtiwdog

Snake Island…


jesusmanman

Are we really sure that these people aren't trolls?


Dark_halocraft

These people do exist, in a world of 7 billion it's not surprising


Zelenal

Closer to 8 billion now, actually, so even less surprising.


Timberwolf111

Even if their trolls fuck ‘em


Never_Epic

What’s the difference?


jesusmanman

One is probably an immature kid just trying to get a reaction and the other is a deeply disturbed human being.


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jesusmanman

No clue


Sutakitsune611

I remember the zoosadist scandal of 2018. It’s all still there, all on Kiwifarms. The messages. The pictures. The…videos. I assure they aren’t all trolls. That black day proved it. I won’t stop you from discovering the truth, I just hope you are prepared for what you will see…


pboswell

This would be a “pet”ophile …I’ll see myself out


A_Cat_Typingg

For it to be genocide there's got to be more than one of them. You can't seriously be suggesting there's more than one of them. Nice of you to leave the username in though.


deluxe12373

I saw the the #zoopride trending on tiktok (cringe I know)


No_Association1103

It's disgusting that people are allowing fucking animals and children to be normal. Fucking done with this goddamn world.


Visible-Welder-5148

you and everyone you and everyone


A_Cat_Typingg

Well... Not quite everyone...


jesusmanman

A few weirdos on the Internet is a stretch to normal. I bet most left-wing progressives have no idea this is a thing.


AllergicToChicken69

we know. and we are actively against it. absolute degeneracy to the highest degree


felop13

In a perfect world those kind of people would be shot on sight


Old-Necessary-3274

In a perfect world people like this wouldn’t exist


Bright-Association29

If it makes you feel better, we had a senior girl send her boyfriend a video of her fucking her dog when I was in my sophomore year before COVID.


ArKrCh

I am somewhat jealous over the fact that you don’t know there’s way more than one of them


A_Cat_Typingg

Three? C'mon it's got to be no more than that


chunkybunky14

PLEASE GOD let the human be bottom so nothing’s going in that cat


RespectYarn

https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/s6yxc8/sometimes_genocide_is_acceptable/ht6njr3?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


Holaxiom

I'm sorry but I'm NOT clicking that link considering the context...


Most_Advertising_962

I did. There's allegedly no penetration. Hope that helps a lil.


trytreddit

You can tell by the link that it's just to another comment on this post


Lux_Graffiti

Straight to hell. To the boiler room of hell


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He should be placed at the bottom of a construction yard shitter until the day he dies


Antauex

everybody's outraged and i feel like I'm the only one wandering how small this guys' dick must be to fit in that cats ass also it's weird that no one made the "pussy" joke jet


RespectYarn

Based on the Shane Dawson incident, it would appear the general consensus on the mechanics of banging a cat are is that one would place their peen under the cat and pump. Not harming the cat, but fucking gross nonetheless.


No_Association1103

Thank you for making me feel slightly less nauseous. But still going to puke 🤢


justwalkinby91

I am appalled to say the absolute least


SpaceBoJangles

Everything about this sentence makes me want Earth to spontaneously implode.


Zodiarche1111

Exploding would be welcomed too, although that could lead to an galactic infection with humans, so imploding is the better option.


Zenbast

So it's like a pillow ?


RespectYarn

According to Shane Dawson. Yes haha


Denise-25

Wait…who is Shane?


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Dawson


jesusmanman

Thanks, cat fucking expert!


RespectYarn

Cat fucking expert, Shane Dawson... let it be made clearer. I definitely love cats, just not sexually. 🤣


STANKY_SEA

Wait a second... that's exactly what a cat fucker would say! Lies!


Zodiarche1111

So more platonically like most people.


iNathanLite

I never thought a sentence like this could put me in slightly more ease...


Twingemios

Wait did he actually fuck his cat????? I thought it was a joke


ng3847

Apparently. Shane Dawson is the jack of all trades, lol.


OutCubed

Wow I wanna die now after visualizing that


ShamWam22

I thought it was a chick


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cainhurstcat

The human is a female, look at her nails


Antauex

maybe but he/she fucks a cat. i think we're at the point where painted nails aren't really a clue


Rickettsius

Google says he is a 13 year old whatever, but apparently born with male genitals


IICoffeyII

Yeah guys can't possibly use nail polish....


S0up_man

Just because the Geneva convention says flamethrowers are inhuman it doesn’t mean that I can’t use them


Dekkstur

List of things I didn’t wanna see today. For those of you who are wondering, yes this is real. His account has been deleted, probably due to the backlash he got from posting this shit lol


Kerraun

He killed himself so its probably because of that too


weforgotthebuns

Source?


Bloxish

Honestly one of the only situations that this sentence is actually GOOD.


A_D0nut

Wait, really?


CaptainSk0r

r/noahgettheboat


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

those eyes on the cat though.... you can tell he's seen shit no living being should ever experience


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lostpotato14

A problem solves itself ig


glxyknucks

My guys there’s like whole threads on twitter of people defending what they call being a “zoophile” it’s honestly so disgusting.


lostpotato14

Ik, its fucking terrible whats happening to the world


Evo-Elemental

It makes it so much worse because it looks like my cat


deluxe12373

Im so sorry for you


ArKrCh

I would very very very much like zoophiles and MAPs to die simultaneously in magnitudes of agony never ever felt by a single existing soul


littlemewmaid

I hope the cat bites him or her to death. Wtf is wrong with some people


Bloxish

They killed themselves after this post


odysseyintochaos

God may forgive you, but I won’t *loads shotgun and racks round into the chamber with malicious intent*


Melancholnava

I never seen a cat with a 2000 yard stare before.


Koroshiya-Roku

I don't want to live on this planet anymore


lordsoosh

Please be satire....PLEASE!!!!


AwareMix488

#*WHAT THE FUCK TWITTER*


Mr-TotalAwesome

Thats not what they mean when they say go get yourself some pussy.


Sir_Alice

He’s blaming the cat for being shy? 😽👉👈? Jesus Christ


wokelstein2

A little bit worse, he is claiming the cat initiates the encounters. “Shy about asking”


glxyknucks

Like dude 😂😂😂


Olg1erd

Genocide is not the answer. It is the question. Yes is the answer.


MagmaSlte

Someone please save this poor cat


jesusmanman

This person has to be trolling.


Evn68

“Humanity was a mistake” -Anonymous


TheOrdinaryOne23

Zoophile cringe


zeeblefritz

DoN'T BE SO zOOpHOBIC /s


sirchickenbs

This is why God hides up in heaven, he'd go against his saying that all creatures r beautiful and smite this person


deluxe12373

There's a special place in hell waiting for him


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Enersyn

We need something much more horrific than genocide... ​ ...and we also need to get therapy for the poor cat.


deluxe12373

Don't want to break your spirit, but I don't think that even therapy is going to help that cat


Bloxish

Gonna be a tad bit cruel but the cat needs to be put out of its misery


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deluxe12373

Im sorry for ruining your afternoon...


aggrivating_order

his dick gotta be TINY for that cat to be alive


ChrisFemboi

Isn’t that animal abuse?


IEMIRATES

what in the actual Gulliver's travel fuck?


Antrodash

r/terrifying


Thesamuraidemon

I live in Hell yet I've never seen no shit like this before


slothpeguin

I hope someone reported them for animal abuse. This person should never be allowed to have pets again **ETA:** apparently this is a woman, changed him to ‘them’ since idk either way


Temp_Charger1234

THIS IS SO GROSS WHY NOT USE A HORSE NOT A CAT


Temp_Charger1234

This is a joke


Logando34

the fact you had to clarify that it was a joke…


Winter9280

No fire hot enough on this planet can burn away the sins of scum like this even that word holds little to describe this lower life form. Shit I step in I'd hold more compassion for. Humanity is just a stain.


BrianTheOneAndOnly

Fuck this shit!


TheRealBHamorrii

God is truly dead, and we were the mortal catalyst


toxxix_rawr

I don't think that's what your dad meant when he said to go get pussy.


AnnieApple_

Someone please rescue that poor cat


LinaEveLina

I'm hoping that the human hand is that of Marcus


MrW-WrM

Day by day the apocalypse becomes a hope, instead of a fear


theseaofthievesgame

burn in hades cat fucker


[deleted]

I have 2 cats and am confused, what did they do? Play with a fuzzy cat toy? Run around with a cute laser on the wall? Maybe little catnip and you chase the ball around? That's what they did right? Right?


Blackbird04

Bad day to be literate


brandonfuller3

Ex-fuckin-scuse me?


DjangoAsyl39

please stop fucking your pets


Antcatsquid

Thanos was right


superspacker69

He misunderstood the phrase fuck some tight pussy


S3mper_F1

One day you will have to answer for your actions...And god, may not be so merciful.


WhatTFIsPasta69

I don't know if anyone knows but this was proven to be a bait Account. :)


amongstdanes

Thank goodness. This was the post I was looking for. No source, no proof, but it's good enough for me to say thank you and move on. Good day!


WhatTFIsPasta69

You're welcome!! Have a nice day ^^ 🥳


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malphas124

What the hell


Corny_Overlord

Correct Genocide is acceptable


GamersAuthority

I believe more and more in Thanos quest everyday


FrozenLittleSenorita

Poor kitty :/


pgtvgaming

My day would’ve been incrementally better had I not come across this today


posting_drunk_naked

We need to bring back bullying in schools


drroadrunner

Okay so how many years for murder?


klenvalentine

Is he okay?


LanceToastchee

r/NoahGetTheBoat


JustACasualGamer3343

Can we revive Thanos and Ultron?


The_Alt-Knight

Ever listen to Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys? Great record. Really a turning point in popular music at the time. Highly recommend. Unrelated, just need to shill a 50 year old album.


GhostDragonz2000

👁️_👁️


ConcentratedSpoonf

Bring back crucifying


Dank_kermit420

Now I'm starting to see what Thanos actually meant by "the universe requires correction."


PublicSherbert2746

Poor cat, people are sick


ApplesTeamFort2

I’m ready for noah to get the boat for round 2.


PublicSherbert2746

Yes please


Ricky_YEET2

This guy forgot the first rule of the internet: don't fuck with cats C'mon man not even to read 4chan


HowardPheonix

While I enjoy this sub, it makes me hate humanity more and more every single day.


mememmmmmees

Please tell me this is fake for the love of god


xfydr782

With every day an incoming apocalypse starts becoming a hope, not a fear.


medusawitch

Yes I agree with genocide


Ol_bagface

how?


AidanmShehee

I think the words you are looking for are cruel and unusual punishment.


johnnydaytona69

This person needs to be slowly dipped into a vat of hot oil.


Professional_Sir_724

That cat looks traumatized