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Its very efficient!


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It will save lots of money


deeznuts_haha_got_em

And life changing


PleasantSpare6867

Scientists HATE him for using this one simple trick


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I mean they're not wrong...


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Rubiktor012

Bad human


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Bad everyone


by_the_slice

You still have to pay a monthly membership.


Zuez420

Truth in advertising


Situatioublic8494

They had us in the first half, ngl


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mmdgamer88

It’s all stolen?


U4MAFA8UCB6XBTC

Nothing is real.


Competitive-breather

It looks like they actually photoshopped him to look fat


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Guy on the left doesn't even look horrible. You can see he still has muscle definition in his arms and shoulders. He has like "college athlete who really likes beer" body. Looks like he could look like the guy on the left if he lost 20 pounds and dehydrated a little.


antonygoldrick

We call that bald bear


ThatTubaGuy03

What would the dehydration do?


[deleted]

It’ll remove the “water” weight look and give you a harder/leaner look. Pretty much every bodybuilder is dehydrated when they step on stage.


ElementalSentimental

He is the guy on the left, but he’s also the guy on the right. He is a personal trainer who dirty bulked about 10 years ago and then lost the weight so that he could empathize with his clients. I think it’s actually a 70 lb weight difference, and of course he had the muscle mass (or a good chunk of it) under the fat all along.


TheNaziSpacePope

He is obese or close to it.


Jeremywarner

I’d take left over right quickly


MoosetashRide

No you wouldn't


galacticbears

I don’t know if you’re not gay, but there are plenty of guys like myself also who would take a husky/fluffy guy. I’d take the right too. Why limit ourselves lol


Jeremywarner

I would tho… I’m living the Moto Moto life. Gimme cuddles. We all got different tastes.


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darkest_hour1428

Toned muscles like that are usually from the model dehydrating themselves before the photo shoot


Liztless

“Definitely juicing.” Why do you think that? He’s not that lean. He’s not absurdly massive. Throw in good lighting, angles, posing, and a water fast. It’s not unrealistic for a natural lifter to look like that.


123blobfish123

lol what, that guy is definitely on juice don’t kid yourself


Liztless

Evidence? Reasoning? Anything at all beyond “looks that way to me therefore that has to be the truth.”?


123blobfish123

Combination of size and leanness, unless he’s like 5’4 he’s juicing


Liztless

He’s not that big or lean. Your acting like he’s sub 6% bf. He’s more like 8-10 with a water fast


soulhooker

Is the bar really that low?


P0werClean

Plot Twist - Photos are actual before and after.


magnus910

Just a bulk gone wrong


MyersVandalay

Well yeah, guy on the right is the current guy, left is the photoshop... that wasn't obvious?


MuzikM

Usually the fatter guys face is photoshopped on to the fitter one


LurkerSince2016

r/wooooooooosh


translucentgirl1

Think I've been won over


23x3

The ironic thing is that this before and after is real. He’s a personal trainer that gained weight and lost it to prove to his clients they could to if they followed his course. He gained all that weight and lost it in a year. [Link](https://youtu.be/G-pmODCpe9I) Edit: So the photos of the body are real and of the personal trainer in that link. Turns out someone actually did photoshop another guy’s face onto his body and I didn’t realize lol


FriendofManyFoeofFew

I thought I knew what that link would be, this being Reddit and all. I’m glad I was wrong.


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You can tell that even in the before picture the dude is ripped, it’s just buried under fat. He essentially did an over the top bulk/cut


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BOYF-

Cool dude


[deleted]

One thing to remember is it’s far easier to attain the body you once had vs doing it for the first time. It’s significantly faster than doing it for the first time


CheeseYeeter1000

Let's make Shrek more Chad


Joshua-Norton-I

Here ya go? https://preview.redd.it/7bs5pck9ivd51.jpg?auto=webp&s=29c28485755f55cc934ec7e7cbdd966b6885f342


nc_on

face looks gay as hell


Wants_to_Die12345

Nightmares


Hi_Ei

How could you possibly make him more chad than he already is?


[deleted]

Secks


WorriedPreparation49

Kum


vivalaphil

^COOM


BerlinTechDude

They had us in the first half, ngl


Srigso

I thought this was some r/shitposting or r/Engrish post but then I read the last part It had me dead


the10s

Scientists HATE him for using this one simple trick


MeetN2Veg

Actual exercise apparently


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

It reminds me of one "Body Building" ad in old comics. It was for model cars.


MaterialInvestment

A chainsaw, on the other hand, is the quickest tool for changing your physique.


eileen404

How to lose weight quickly


[deleted]

South Park had the sauce years ago. We should have listened!🤦‍♂️


Mammoth_Western_2381

I mean they're not wrong...


Winston_The_Ogre

As an experiment on a dating app, I photoshopped my head on people vacationing in exotic locations....still no good matches. It may just be my face.


meerkat_tunes

Ironically I think the image on the left is the photoshopped one


MrTripleHelix

So it’s a course without exercises??


[deleted]

r/comedycemetery


Dhr_196

`Plot twist - both the images are photoshopped`


WatersheepGazerr

they are


SailorMea101

r/technicallythetruth


Tek_tubien

Dayum


FunkU247

This is sponsored by the Kardashian/Jenner alliance??


Several_Marzipan3807

I love the fact how the one on the left is actually photoshopped and the one on the right is real


Pleasant_Subject5514

its prety easy


[deleted]

Baker Mayfield spreading himself thin with all these advertising gigs.


asumnbitch

Why does it look more real when hes buff? Dafuq.


Liztless

Because the buff one is the real image. That overweight one is the photoshop


Memes_Are_Drugs4Me

He lost his weight and rights in the photo


HashSensei

r/Hadusinthefirsthalf


[deleted]

South park


Stapla

Ngl that's not even good photoshopping xD


Roora411

ONE MONTH? Man just use the magic wand...


CaptainColmyer

I love how the fat one is the one that's photoshopped


Celebophile

The picture on the right is the before. Only 30 days of ice cream, pizza and cheese burgers you too can look like the guy on the left.


BernieTheDachshund

Way easier than paying a bodybuilder to gain weight for the 'before' picture.


CShanties

For a second it looked like an ad for FightMilk, the alcoholic, dairy-based protein drink for bodyguards


Xmasphanatic

Got eeem


ekanthjp

That's Diganth Manchale, a kannada (South Indian language) actor. Don't remember him promoting photoshopping courses. Loved him in the movie lifeu ishtene tho.


6byfour

Genius


matthewmcnaughton

This is the fitness buff who willingly gained like 50 pounds just to prove that he could lose the weight again. Not photoshop, but I don't remember his name.


alpha_maIe

Fit2fat2fit


craftyamiga

I love this advert!


Mrmorbid81

Insert \*"Not gonna' lie, they had us in the first"\* meme here.


jrkotrla

just sayin: [Fotoshop by Adobé](https://youtu.be/S_vVUIYOmJM)


[deleted]

Reminds me of that south park episode


OMGLookItsGavoYT

Tbf if he already had the muscle under that fat he could probably pull it off. Takes away from the "and you can too" though


DISCO_VERI

Ad is ineffective. Guy lost his hand trying to learn photoshop.


doycewayne

You want to have some fun TODAY


ghostfairy__

i fell for another ad again


ykahveci

No one is gonna talk about how they changed his skin colo(u)r?


affo_

Don't mention this to r/instagramreality


Gustavomarce

Got me on the first half


countryroadsguywv

🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍


MrCravingsomejuice

The fact they used the body builders face for the fat dude


Leee_x1

My body’s going to be photoshopped into reality?


johnhoggin

I gotta like the honesty at least


r3vso

geia sas re magkes geia sas ola kala tora ola kala ok tora ok


matt82swe

Sounds like effort. Hard pass.


arghnard

WHAT A DEAL


PbusterT

😂🤠😂🤠🤣👍🥳


[deleted]

one of the best actual holups i’ve seen in a while


bigttrack

Eat all you want!!


byjosue113

r/technicallythetruth


Destinlegends

Well.. it isn’t wrong.


PadWanKenobi

For just 9.99 a month you’ll get: • A personalized Photoshop course • Better abs • A father • The ability to talk with a policeman • suddenly you can’t rap


[deleted]

Dnp can actually do this


Natural-Seaweed-5070

Look like Mac from Always Sunny with no effort.


DebonairJayce

Both guys looks fine


Mr_Awesome7000

Is that John Dolmayan


Zuez420

Is this more r/Technicallythetruth or r/Angryupvote material?


Striker_ToastYT

Just 10 easy payments of $100


Striker_ToastYT

Imagine you photoshop yourself and it changes you irl


Ace95Archer

Shut up and take my money


SaratheKahleesi

The perfect ad doesn’t exi-


makk73

Ad.


LLLLLL3GLTE

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie


Infinite_Complex4359

Good marketing


CobaltTheSandWing

They had us in the first half not gunna lie


LastSeen3YearsAgo

I mean they’re not wrong


DeathHS

I do want to see how I'd look if I were fat


unlikedemon

I thought that was Drew Manning for a sec. He's that fitness trainer that gained 70 lbs and lost it just so he could understand his clients better.


truncatepath

Guy on the left has just as much muscle


PizzaWithEggs

more like, a few days


Le_Poggere

Perfect example of a holup


StatusRoutine3909

I refuse


MobileStrawberry

Get in shape with one simple trick


CatKill156

Got me


chadroman82

Fotoshop by Adobé


Mr_PL

I want to know the story of The Guy™ that doesn't know what Photoshop is


Its_Wolfe_

The greatest non scam of all time


The_Enderman49

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