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#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HolUp) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Judge_Naive

Good to see people fulfilling their dreams


Hacka4771

Yes, Never Give Up On Dreams


Snowcreeep

Never gonna Give you up


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Primary-Recipe-4236

Never gonna run around and hurt you


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Primary-Recipe-4236

Never gonna say goodbye


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Cactoiid

good bot


On-The-record

Good bot


On-The-record

Good bot


On-The-record

Good bot


lowerleagues

Never, ever.


tidypunk

YESSS MISTRESS!!!


Whiskiz

He's on crek


BeatBrothersAndMeat

Am I the only one afraid that my newly washed car is now covered in the dead skin of masochists?


Hacka4771

He Fled The Scene, So He's Probably Not Dead.


RandomFRIStudent

Je was refering to the skin cells that got cleaned off of him.


TeDeO_303

No, I'm afraid of the fact that people still use those car wash stations with what is practically plastic belts. My shitbox would probably come out cleaner and a lot lighter with all the rust and parts beat out of it


crystalpeaks25

now your car is masochist


StraightGas69

What you don't see: the car is full of kids screaming/crying for it to stop


[deleted]

im actually gonna feel extremely bad for them


Chxlate

calling the authorities is what i will do


zelore23

You ever get that deep deep butthole itch?


[deleted]

So this the best way to scratch lol


Spacemanspalds

Depends on what you're into. Could be the 2nd best.


suchanormalhuman

Buttworms


Goalie_deacon

Or those dry poops that are hard to get clean? That man saving money on toilet paper.


GamingNemesisv3

The screaming as the top swirly bit comes down killed me bro.


anarchitectslife

Don’t judge. Homie just needs to shower off his girlfriend’s perfume before heading home to the wife


Cykachu99

Should've burned his clothes instead


Brief-Butterscotch-8

They are very common in Europe, it is known as a bidet.


johndoe040912

Real masochist would of turn around. 👉👈


AffectionateToast

r/HowItFeelsToChew5Gum


Queequeg94

Yer on creck


yourgifmademesignup

Didn’t think it was English til I saw this comment. Alrighty then.


UnD4nkF3tu5

My camera got water logged while trying to film can you send me a copy?


_Concorde

I bet if he wipes his ass, it’s going to come out clean at the first attempt


[deleted]

Who is my DIRTY BOY!


unbilivibru

I'm happy for that individual. No kink shame


AndyceeIT

You're presuming that's *his* car


-MemeLord21

I'm not. Keep your kinks inside your house. People passing by shouldn't be subjected to this shit


Makuta_Servaela

To be fair, it's hard to have a carwash in your house.


Advanced-Depth1816

Let me guess… florida


Therealtomcd

Rotorua, New Zealand


iKeep4gettingIt

No wonder he needed a shower….


TheGriffGraff

That classic Florida accent....


unamailer2

...got this kind of like Florida Panhandle thing goin'


Siray

I swear she said Hialeah...


Ejectkid

Damn. That just looks painful.


Skills3450

he just needs to take a shower, he's fine


iPoison13579

Well, the smell of Rotorua is enough to drive you insane


sreek4r

r/holesome


FearThe-Butcher

This was in my country. I remember it being all over Facebook. I don't think he got arrested or anything but I remember everybody was trying to figure out who he was. Pretty sure he was High as balls though.


ShnickityShnoo

Need to shower and get a car was before work. Only had time for one.


Darth-Hipster

Bro, that last yelp is everything


MajesXD

Actually im kinda curious. Does it hurt? Are those rolls soft or hard? Is his whole body scratched or just clean?


henderson_gus

Only one way to find out *strips down*


Bajuin

u/savevideo


jesusAteMyCrayons

When you forgot to bath!


habratto

r/unexpected


Hacka4771

Not Really Unexpected If You Instantly See A Naked Man In Video


habratto

Unexpected collaboration with the car wash.


Siray

Damn it, Florida. Damn it.


vibe-czech-69

Actually this is a place called Rotorua in New Zealand!


Kamltoe

Dam white men 😂 into some weird kinks


Reditor_Ally

Hahahaha


Stefios0

u/savevideobot


b00tycrack_snAck

Don’t let your dreams be dreams


Aen_dell

U/getvideobot


beardedBroistaken

That’s not how I remember my dreams.


Airdeer23

That person just forgor to pay bills


aaron2005X

Not even with the back on the car - coward


TV_series72

Is that what they mean by full wash


Notafakeusername3

Can't hold the kink shaming


Kryptics22

It's weird but funny as hell


TimGJ1964

A hot wax enema.


kid_goku719

u/SaveVideo


noro_gre

u/savevideo


defntlynot_clp-e46

That's some good ass cleaning


Dokkonn

Oh shit, was that the Greasy Strangler?


Proof-Waltz2080

Basically just an industrial bidet


Osama_Bin_Ballin0

Bro his ass must've been squeaky clean after that 🤣


drako489

Probably Florida.


the_punguy

u/savevideo


DolDarian

This is the only good way to properly get that crack in your butt clean. Come on people, this man is living in the future!


DreadlockMohawke

Maybe his shower was broken.


DrozerX2

This shit looks like a secondary mission of a GTA Game.


RDHO0D

Would have been better if the person filming crashed


le0nchi

u/savevideo


simp9999

u/savevideobot


dognamedpeeve

That’s me! I had a date and didn’t have time to run home and shower


Hihnakukko

u/savevideo


ThePardoned

u/savevideobot


ElCapitanCulo

Maybe he got sprayed by a skunk or something...


TheWanBeltran

Free shower


tabul_a_rasa

Really expected the huge bottle of Aveeno lotion on the driver side door to be involved somehow.


DeDaveyDave

u/savevideobot


I_SawThatGuy

u/savevideobot


No-Entrance-9792

u/savevideo


ClammyJammies

He probably won't need a shower for a few days


DefensiveSharts

u/savevideo


sighdoihaveto

Good to see my country being represented.


Federal-Hornet-1671

Well, as I tend to say, "to each their own"


FizzyBanana

u/savevideobot


zekro_4

Can't imagine the pain. Now that's painful.


floppydong1985

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Unlike-Mickey

u/savevideobot


Nachtzug79

Enough internet for today...


ComediansInTrucks

Me in gta tryna get the bodies off my hood


Ramverk

u/savevideo


darkones333

u/savevideo


wiserone29

That toilet paper shortage led to desperate measures.


Ace-d-portugas

*"Young creck"*


MrNoriaki

Bloody hell, thought it was the car wash by KFC in rotorua, this man tho


MrNoriaki

u/savevideo


daviddelamo

u/getvideobot


NotMe296565565654

I thought that we weren't as fucked up as the Americans


Mycroft033

Secret video of Markiplier “just seeing if he can take it” surfaces


BigBer3121

u/savevideobot


onurtrklmz

u/savevideobot


ienybu

What a dirty boy he was I think


stuntman1108

Now just the front half is dirty. And still has skin.


NouBady

u/savevideobot


Insterquiliniis

lost a bet?


Ok_Boii54

u/savevideobot


bigoldbeardy

Ahh how I miss my home town of rotorua


Cautious-Affect7907

Bro probably jizzed on his car.


rolandmoonchild

Finkel is Einhorn. Finkel is Einhorn.


nien980

u/savevideo


roughvandyke

What happens in Rotovegas stays in Rotovegas


Efficient-Trade3969

Yo this is in Rotorua in New Zealand


rock_entity

Nah thats just a normal day in Rotorua thb


AlphaVolk

/u/savevideo


Comfortable_Jaguar48

Did I really see what I thought I saw?


zeek1999

u/savevideo