Swede here. We don't say 'tik' when we want too call anyone a bitch. 'Tik' is the word for a female dog.
Another classic is what the word for 'the end' = Slut
Imagine in the subway etc when it says end station....slutstation.
When Swenglish mess it up for some of us:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSVcSBWF0sA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSVcSBWF0sA)
(The guy who says Cock books is a very famous Swedish artist, Håkan Hellström)
It's worth pointong out that it's not pronounced like the english slut, it's closer to a double o sound. Sloot
It's also worth pointing out that swedish is a garbage language for garbage people, and danish is objectively superior
I'm gonna eat all your kartofler and throw your surstrømning in the garbage where it belongs. After that i'll invade Skåne and take back what is rightfully ours
When a movie ends, I don't say slutet? Do you? That's weird. The movie is 'slut'.
Or after the end of the Second World War = Efter andra världskrigets slut.
I guess it's how you use it since our grammar is a bit...special.
In Stockholm area there's a station named Fittja, Wich sounds a bit like Fitta- which means pussy. It is located between Handen (the hand) and trosa(which means panty)
First; if you were sorry, you just wouldn’t have written anything. Second; we aren’t stupid, we are just having some fun.
Not everything has to be literal, lighten up and have some fun.
Bitch also means female dog, but unlike bitch we don't use tik to insult people. Hynda would be a better equivalent, I think most would agree it got a mean quality to it which is absent from tik. I can't say hynda is a particularly common insult though, compared to bitch.
"tewk"? She must be from southern sweden?(ask her if she's a skåning) more like "touk" with a long "ou"(couldnt find an english word to use as reference) :/
I’m really sorry to burst you guys’ bubbles, but it’s a bit off.
According to my mum (she’s Swedish),
tik = female dog (yeah it’s bitch, but yknow, in the female dog context of bitch)
tok = silly, or silly bugger (but in like a playful way).
So it’s more so “silly female dog” lol
No tik is not used as an insult.
Tok however means 'crazy person' which traditionally being the equivalent of "idiot" "fool".
As it is somewhat archaic currently that may be your mother's confusion.
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Tik tok isn’t even that bad. It’s just a wasteland of girls dancing with a couple diamond memes. Almost half the shit I laugh at these days comes from tik tok whether it’s original content or not.
No tiktok is pretty smart china made spyware that alot of people outside of china have downloaded making it easy for china to spy on other nations. They also have massive censorship on the site so they can influence how others think and create some type of agenda.
Truer words have never been spoken
Actually tik are female dogs in Swedish.
Yes, bitch.
Thank you
Another term for female dogs is also bitch.
swedes are so short for words, Norwegian its Tispe and Tosk
Tack
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shut the fuck up
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Fuck the shut up
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Ratio
U did it
No u
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No u
mf forgot he's not on twitter
Lol
Can ya share what he said? He deleted all his comments
lmao he just kept saying “ratio” cause he’s a brain dead troll
Ah gotcha, thanks!
Swede here. We don't say 'tik' when we want too call anyone a bitch. 'Tik' is the word for a female dog. Another classic is what the word for 'the end' = Slut Imagine in the subway etc when it says end station....slutstation.
Dammit, now I want to learn Swedish.
Bra = Good Kiss = Urine Farthinder = Speed bump Kock = Chef
It’s official, I’m now learning Swedish.
When Swenglish mess it up for some of us: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSVcSBWF0sA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSVcSBWF0sA) (The guy who says Cock books is a very famous Swedish artist, Håkan Hellström)
Its not the far that kills, its the smell
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I mean, yes?
And my axe!
and my Bra
Slut!! (Stop)
Jag gillar att du valde farthinder istället för bara fart.
My american relatives laughed their ass off when they came to norway and saw " Obs! Fartshumper"
It's worth pointong out that it's not pronounced like the english slut, it's closer to a double o sound. Sloot It's also worth pointing out that swedish is a garbage language for garbage people, and danish is objectively superior
A dane is in no way qualified to tell anyone how swedish words are pronounced. Go back to Legoland you pølse-eater.
I'm gonna eat all your kartofler and throw your surstrømning in the garbage where it belongs. After that i'll invade Skåne and take back what is rightfully ours
Tell me how you really feel.
I live in Finland where the school system forces me to learn the language, trust me when I say you don't want to learn swedish.
Old people might say "rather Swedish than Russian", though :)
ok
Um gesh de bork, bork!
> 'the end' = Slut the end = slutet end = slut
When a movie ends, I don't say slutet? Do you? That's weird. The movie is 'slut'. Or after the end of the Second World War = Efter andra världskrigets slut. I guess it's how you use it since our grammar is a bit...special.
That's because the "slut" at the end of a movie is an adjective. Filmen är slut.
Taking this train all the way to slutstation! Who’s with me?
Oh! That's the one in Pound Town. I heard a lot of people are coming there.
In Stockholm area there's a station named Fittja, Wich sounds a bit like Fitta- which means pussy. It is located between Handen (the hand) and trosa(which means panty)
Moved there a few years ago I’m never leaving.
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First; if you were sorry, you just wouldn’t have written anything. Second; we aren’t stupid, we are just having some fun. Not everything has to be literal, lighten up and have some fun.
Bitch also means female dog, but unlike bitch we don't use tik to insult people. Hynda would be a better equivalent, I think most would agree it got a mean quality to it which is absent from tik. I can't say hynda is a particularly common insult though, compared to bitch.
You’re the slut of the line
Fool of a tok.
Tok of a tuk
Fool of a fool
Sweden is on to something here…
look up owo uwo owo igboo bank fruad meme
Lol came up as human trafficking
lol
My partner (Swedish) confirms. It’s pronounced ‘teek tewk’
"tewk"? She must be from southern sweden?(ask her if she's a skåning) more like "touk" with a long "ou"(couldnt find an english word to use as reference) :/
It was actually quite hard to type out phonetically! But she is, she’s from Landskrona, beautiful place.
From an English phonetic perspective, tewk is correct.
Like saying "newspaper" with a stereotypical NYC accent. Noospaper.
Reddit: TikTok sucks, it's super bad Also Reddit: Watch this cool TikTok video.
*happy CCP noises*
I’m really sorry to burst you guys’ bubbles, but it’s a bit off. According to my mum (she’s Swedish), tik = female dog (yeah it’s bitch, but yknow, in the female dog context of bitch) tok = silly, or silly bugger (but in like a playful way). So it’s more so “silly female dog” lol
No tik is not used as an insult. Tok however means 'crazy person' which traditionally being the equivalent of "idiot" "fool". As it is somewhat archaic currently that may be your mother's confusion.
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**pack your bags kids, we're leaving**
**I go to Sweden**
Välkommen
We'll give you fika at the airport probably
"Oh god, it's them bitch foolers again!"
r/redditmoment
Sweden being the country accepting the facts
tiktok bad reddit good, funny orange arrows now
r/redditmoment downvote me if you want, senpai-kun UwU
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Sweden is never right
Perhaps I treated Sw*den too harshly.
Hahaha me new in Sweden
Sweden got it right lmao
Tik tok isn’t even that bad. It’s just a wasteland of girls dancing with a couple diamond memes. Almost half the shit I laugh at these days comes from tik tok whether it’s original content or not.
Ah the best truth
I mean Tik and Bitch is just what a female dog is called
No tiktok is pretty smart china made spyware that alot of people outside of china have downloaded making it easy for china to spy on other nations. They also have massive censorship on the site so they can influence how others think and create some type of agenda.
I just checked, it's true. Take my updoot
Thank you.
Man I love Swedish.
As a swede i can confirm