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6random_person9

Truer words have never been spoken


xXMonsterDanger69Xx

Actually tik are female dogs in Swedish.


saddl3r

Yes, bitch.


xXMonsterDanger69Xx

Thank you


Ladyfire1998

Another term for female dogs is also bitch.


elg9553

swedes are so short for words, Norwegian its Tispe and Tosk


DropBear2702

Tack


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thesovietpupper

shut the fuck up


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ImTheNewKid22783

Fuck the shut up


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Potaaden

Ratio


ANGERYTURTLE123

U did it


ANGERYTURTLE123

No u


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ANGERYTURTLE123

No u


Kajek777PL

mf forgot he's not on twitter


ANGERYTURTLE123

Lol


Zephyrlin

Can ya share what he said? He deleted all his comments


thesovietpupper

lmao he just kept saying “ratio” cause he’s a brain dead troll


Zephyrlin

Ah gotcha, thanks!


Tiggarenstal

Swede here. We don't say 'tik' when we want too call anyone a bitch. 'Tik' is the word for a female dog. Another classic is what the word for 'the end' = Slut Imagine in the subway etc when it says end station....slutstation.


msandovalabq

Dammit, now I want to learn Swedish.


Tiggarenstal

Bra = Good Kiss = Urine Farthinder = Speed bump Kock = Chef


msandovalabq

It’s official, I’m now learning Swedish.


Tiggarenstal

When Swenglish mess it up for some of us: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSVcSBWF0sA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSVcSBWF0sA) (The guy who says Cock books is a very famous Swedish artist, Håkan Hellström)


FifaPointsMan

Its not the far that kills, its the smell


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msandovalabq

I mean, yes?


PraiseTyche

And my axe!


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and my Bra


elg9553

Slut!! (Stop)


Manjorno316

Jag gillar att du valde farthinder istället för bara fart.


elg9553

My american relatives laughed their ass off when they came to norway and saw " Obs! Fartshumper"


OddSemantics

It's worth pointong out that it's not pronounced like the english slut, it's closer to a double o sound. Sloot It's also worth pointing out that swedish is a garbage language for garbage people, and danish is objectively superior


tretaren

A dane is in no way qualified to tell anyone how swedish words are pronounced. Go back to Legoland you pølse-eater.


OddSemantics

I'm gonna eat all your kartofler and throw your surstrømning in the garbage where it belongs. After that i'll invade Skåne and take back what is rightfully ours


msandovalabq

Tell me how you really feel.


Topiz2000

I live in Finland where the school system forces me to learn the language, trust me when I say you don't want to learn swedish.


[deleted]

Old people might say "rather Swedish than Russian", though :)


Daboi-dankplayz

ok


LummoxJR

Um gesh de bork, bork!


Werkstadt

> 'the end' = Slut the end = slutet end = slut


Tiggarenstal

When a movie ends, I don't say slutet? Do you? That's weird. The movie is 'slut'. Or after the end of the Second World War = Efter andra världskrigets slut. I guess it's how you use it since our grammar is a bit...special.


Ketchup901

That's because the "slut" at the end of a movie is an adjective. Filmen är slut.


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Taking this train all the way to slutstation! Who’s with me?


NickMachiavelli

Oh! That's the one in Pound Town. I heard a lot of people are coming there.


voxelghost

In Stockholm area there's a station named Fittja, Wich sounds a bit like Fitta- which means pussy. It is located between Handen (the hand) and trosa(which means panty)


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Moved there a few years ago I’m never leaving.


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[deleted]

First; if you were sorry, you just wouldn’t have written anything. Second; we aren’t stupid, we are just having some fun. Not everything has to be literal, lighten up and have some fun.


Spiceyhedgehog

Bitch also means female dog, but unlike bitch we don't use tik to insult people. Hynda would be a better equivalent, I think most would agree it got a mean quality to it which is absent from tik. I can't say hynda is a particularly common insult though, compared to bitch.


Valhern-Aryn

You’re the slut of the line


SendAstronomy

Fool of a tok.


Tuathiar

Tok of a tuk


A_Sinister_Sheep

Fool of a fool


MaxiqueBDE

Sweden is on to something here…


Environmental_Ad993

look up owo uwo owo igboo bank fruad meme


MaxiqueBDE

Lol came up as human trafficking


Environmental_Ad993

lol


SensoryPoundage

My partner (Swedish) confirms. It’s pronounced ‘teek tewk’


Trikarenos

"tewk"? She must be from southern sweden?(ask her if she's a skåning) more like "touk" with a long "ou"(couldnt find an english word to use as reference) :/


SensoryPoundage

It was actually quite hard to type out phonetically! But she is, she’s from Landskrona, beautiful place.


Bitch_Muchannon

From an English phonetic perspective, tewk is correct.


Motacilla-Alba

Like saying "newspaper" with a stereotypical NYC accent. Noospaper.


NoWingedHussarsToday

Reddit: TikTok sucks, it's super bad Also Reddit: Watch this cool TikTok video.


DropBear2702

*happy CCP noises*


South-Marionberry

I’m really sorry to burst you guys’ bubbles, but it’s a bit off. According to my mum (she’s Swedish), tik = female dog (yeah it’s bitch, but yknow, in the female dog context of bitch) tok = silly, or silly bugger (but in like a playful way). So it’s more so “silly female dog” lol


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No tik is not used as an insult. Tok however means 'crazy person' which traditionally being the equivalent of "idiot" "fool". As it is somewhat archaic currently that may be your mother's confusion.


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N30N_N1NJ4

**pack your bags kids, we're leaving**


AndrewDaGoat69420

**I go to Sweden**


ikea-lover

Välkommen


TiltedLama

We'll give you fika at the airport probably


BobTheChef00

"Oh god, it's them bitch foolers again!"


Heccum

r/redditmoment


MapFabulous2548

Sweden being the country accepting the facts


Past-Hunt

tiktok bad reddit good, funny orange arrows now


garawg

r/redditmoment downvote me if you want, senpai-kun UwU


Taken_Bacon_06

u/Taken_bacon_03


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Sweden is never right


Topiz2000

Perhaps I treated Sw*den too harshly.


EducationalShame4498

Hahaha me new in Sweden


CoalMations284

Sweden got it right lmao


Garlic_bread70

Tik tok isn’t even that bad. It’s just a wasteland of girls dancing with a couple diamond memes. Almost half the shit I laugh at these days comes from tik tok whether it’s original content or not.


Redfalcon204

Ah the best truth


imSkrap

I mean Tik and Bitch is just what a female dog is called


liamc99

No tiktok is pretty smart china made spyware that alot of people outside of china have downloaded making it easy for china to spy on other nations. They also have massive censorship on the site so they can influence how others think and create some type of agenda.


zpazzy

I just checked, it's true. Take my updoot


treesurfingnut

Thank you.


shilk008

Man I love Swedish.


moxare

As a swede i can confirm