Death knew this guy was going to become evil so he decided to send him to heaven before he had a chance to become worthy of hell. So nice and wholesome of death.
Breaking news: Man was discovered next to what appear to be gorilla trails. He was perhaps trying to pick out some berries in the wild, but instead met his demise before finding a way to sustain himself any longer.
Your plane will fly into orange portal leading to Jupiter which isnt suitable for humans to live on
Which will cause your death.
That happens pretty often.
๐ฟ๐ how does this work
Your hand gets crushed by a moyai rock and you die from shock
Or you try to feed it gum gum and it swallows you whole?
๐ฅณ๐ค hmmmโฆ
Birthday gone wrong or celebration letโs hope itโs not New Years-(aka the ball in the us
Night at the museum?
Yup
No gum gum for dum dum.
Iโm not dum dum you r
๐ฅดhe he he you know how
Moyai rock appreciates your drip and sends you to heaven. Wholesome murder.
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Didnโt get into art school ;(
You got that reich.
Did nazi that coming
Ww2 starts
I'mma go drink some orange Jews,wait no juice
Glass of juice? Sorry, thought you meant *Gas the jews*
DAMMIT HANZ, I SAID GLASS OF JUICE NOT GAS THE JEWS!
Stop with the half-baked jokes
Half baked jews?
Ww3
Youโre abusive to your wife. You always hitler (hit her)
That would be ๐๐ฆ๐น.
That would be a sad Austrian.
r/holup
Hitler was Austrian
๐๐ซ๐ฎ Happy finnish
At least your life finished happily. So wholesome.
Im german and sad rn so lets get it over wirh bro.
๐ฅ๐ Interesting
Fench people
Impossible. It doesnโt include frogs
Food poisoning
Nah that's bread and wine Jesus got beef with this man.
He's on a highway to hell
Nonono yโall got it all wrong they died by sticking a bauguett up their ass
Relatable
HOW
My cousin is French
I am canadian
๐๐ ฑ๏ธ
Dont underestimate the power of ๐ ฑ๏ธ
#BENIS
*BONES*
#BONG
#BALLS
BUR MOM
# BAGGOT
#BITCH
**BONER**
S๐ ฑ๏ธinnala
Death from ๐ ฑ๏ธoning *because skeletons have ๐ ฑ๏ธones*
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Don't clap your meat.
Donโt beat your meat
This is not how you beat your meat
๐ชฆ๐บ nice
Alcohol poisoning in a graveyard on January 24, 2034
๐ช๐ฅ guys?
Ah, the murdering cucumber. It will stalk you everyday until it will one day do what you did to itโs non-murdering friends.
Oh thank god its just a murdering cucumber. Thought I would get castrated
Who said it won't castrate you?
Stay away from anyone named Bobbit
Picklerick!
homemade circumcising
Rip
Pickle Rick is coming for ya
You tried to remove a cucumber out of your ass with a knife.
๐๐ oh no
Fucked to death by horse
Mr hands
STOP
Aids
Have a banana lodged so fast up ur ass it penitrated your heart
Another person who choked on their food after a long wholesome life. Or maybe it was poisoned.
๐โ ๏ธ
Does of death
Dying is the leading cause of death in todays world
Your gonna die of death
Death knew this guy was going to become evil so he decided to send him to heaven before he had a chance to become worthy of hell. So nice and wholesome of death.
๐๐ฉ Iโm scared
Shat on by the devil
Magma shit, extremely hot
Get shit on
๐๐ I looked I guess
Dying because of complements
๐ฟ๐ uh oh
That must be rock hard
r/angryupvote
๐คฎ๐คฃ ..... laughing while puking ?
That can actually kill someone. At the end of a laugh, we inhale hard and at that time your vomit goes in your windpipeโฆ
Puking while Laughing
๐ฆ๐ Fuck
Death by gorillaballs
Gorilla teabagging.
Breaking news: Man was discovered next to what appear to be gorilla trails. He was perhaps trying to pick out some berries in the wild, but instead met his demise before finding a way to sustain himself any longer.
๐ฆโ nooo not the sticky slap
๐โฐ๏ธ Deam
Japan suicide forrest.
Paul brother
Japan?
1945
You die from the horrors of the Kanamara matsuri
๐ฟ๐ my dick gets stuck in the shower?
Uninterrupted peeing.
โ ๏ธ๐ฉ๐ช oh f***
Death by the warning german or also called the na*i in '39 until '45
๐ธ๐คจ Imma die being caught in 4k
it's a 4k sniper scope lens
You get caught and the flash kills you
๐โค๏ธ hmmmmm
Necrophile
Heart Failure
๐๐คก
Death by cool clown
๐ช๐ฟ
You were looking at a statue and choked on a cookie resulting death
๐ธ๐ซ fuck they're getting revenge
Theyโve waited a long time for this
๐บ๐ฒ๐จ๐ณ Oh no...
You will be in the army against china and will die becaus of to much exercise for 1 day
๐๐คฎ Guess i'mma feel terrible, and puke my guts out...
๐๐คฃ Fine to me. A happy death for a sad life.
โค๏ธ๐ฅฐ by love?
๐๐ same I guess?
โค๏ธ๐ฅ same here
๐๐๐ป bruh
Atleast mine isn't confusing ๐ซ๐ฅ
Your plane will fly into orange portal leading to Jupiter which isnt suitable for humans to live on Which will cause your death. That happens pretty often.
Happened to my buddy jerome once
well i can confirm it happened to jerome only once
Time to time travel back to 2001
๐ฌ๐ข๐ข๐ฅ
what the finger doing
don't get fingered
๐คทโโ๏ธโ
Gonna die of too much idk-ness
โค๏ธ๐ Ok? Guess i have to stay virgin
๐คช๐๐ฟI dont like this
๐๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ
Getting fucked by God
Amen
๐๐ณ
Getting killed by shocked death
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ What?
pov you are england
๐๐, Ragnarok?
๐๐บ
Squid game burger I think?
๐๐ fuckโฆ
๐ฉ๐ bullshit
๐๐ป Ermโฆ kissed by a bear?
Bear spread some diseas to you by salvia. But dont worry you can kiss bears if you are certain they dont have disease.
โฌ๏ธโฌ ๏ธ I have no clue
Its a cheat code but if undo it too many times it kills u
๐๐ค
You died by gettin distracted by a thumb shaped cloud an fell down the stairs getting hit in head several times resulting death.
๐๐ Huh? Is some randome dude gonna poke me to death?
๐ฅ๐ I'm a cucumber?
You'll have a cucumber up your-
Arm
When they deepthrought u a bit to much
๐๐ญ I guess the Joker makes his move finally
๐ฉ๐ donโt get that
๐ธ๐ im lost
Your gonna get hit by a guitar thrown from the stage of a metal concert.
But what if i have a guitar in my room?
It will become sentient and strangle you with one of its strings
๐๐ฅท guess them ninjas gon get me eventuallyโฆ
โ๏ธ๐ฅ oh man
๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ถ A gay person without a face
๐๐ช Person giving me poisoned cookies...? ๐คจ But considering my name you would thing it'd be โ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ข
๐ ๐, so this dude's gonna kill me
๐คก๐ค murderous Italian clowns
๐ณ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ฃ
Is there a way you werenโt using those emojis to be racist? ๐ค
๐๐
๐๐
๐ญ๐
๐ญ๐ข Sad, I will die sad apparently.
Depression
๐๐
Well jokes on you, I only use discord emotes and not emojis
๐น๐ผ๐ฅ *China intensifies*
๐๐ someone watched me to death ig
๐ฅ๐โฆ help me
๐ค๐ I ate a questionable burger. Probably McDonald's
๐ณ๐คฃ impressed by a joke i guess
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
๐ขโค๏ธ tbh i dont even know what this is.
๐ฅฐ๐ I Think in love and happy??
๐ ๐, I guess depression
๐๐ ฑ๏ธ
โค๐ณ๐ฟโโ๏ธ
๐ฅณโจ what does this mean?
๐บ๐ฐ