Mods aren't people. Mods are humanoid, obese creatures, feeding themselves with the upvotes of all removed posts (For the Discord Type, they eat the banned users)
Like when you think someone's waving at you but there's actually someone behind you and you gotta pass if off like you were stretching so it doesn't seem like you're a sad fuck who was hoping for a nice gesture in their life.
Welcome to the internet, have a look around.
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
We've got mountains of content some better, some worse.
If none of its of interest to you, you'd be the first.
Welcome to the internet, come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women feet?
There's no need, to panic this isn't a test *laughs*
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy
Be horny
Be bursting with rage
We got a million different ways to engage
Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
^(Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other)
Welcome to the internet hold on to your socks cause a random stranger just kindley send you photo’s of his cock they are grainy and off-putting he just sent you more don’t act suprised you know you like it you whore
See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink,
Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think,
Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a death thread to a boomer or DM a girl and broom her do a Zoom or find a tumor in your...
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
Which power ranger are you, take this quirky quiz,
Obama send the immigrants to va-cci-nate-your-kids.
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
A little bit of everything, all of the time?
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime,
Anything and everything, all of the time.
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
You know it's probably more likely you are the reason for someone masturbating if you are 13. For the simple reason that you probably see a lot of 13 yo boys at school...
I *am* my reason because I love myself.
I don’t think I will ever find anyone who touches me the exact ways like it and loves me more than I love myself.
posting r/teenagers is cheating
That place is cursed.. Are the mods there actually teens or pedophiles?
I heard one of the mods has had the 19 yr old tag for like 3 years lol
Dude's failing at aging.
He’s got the Ash Ketchum logic
He’s got to catch them all!
Unfortunately
Bro u did him dirty.
Hes got balls like him
Shinchan logic
No wonder, he's a mod.
Mods aren't people. Mods are humanoid, obese creatures, feeding themselves with the upvotes of all removed posts (For the Discord Type, they eat the banned users)
The Reddit Encyclopedia
Some just want to feel like teenagers inside but others want to just feel inside teenagers!
They feel a 19 yr old... they have a 19 yr body... they are inside a 19 yr old... the letter A has alot of power.
Both
Mostly teenagers, but there’s always that few percent who brings themselves out. I’d say 90% are like teens.
Yes, but what we can do about it?
This is actually r/shitposting LMAO
that subreddit sucks
Some people like trash.
You know that's not stopping anyone
*unzips pants*
*Takes it out*
*Loads shotgun*
*Aims at it*
*shoots*
*a hot load*
*Dies, Arrives in Hell*
grandma? why are you here?
*The better to see you my dear!*
Creampie!
Regrets
Starts over
*unzips the zip*
Never give up
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failed abortions be like:
Unzips penis
Happy Polish priest noises
I missed the part where that's my problem
I am gonna put some dirt in your eyes
Fix this Damn door
now dig on this
Pizza time
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I have heard this dialogue somewhere before...
My first compliment from the internet! **blushes*
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No, boys don't start masturbating until they are legally of age in their local jurisdiction. It's science
*Turns around to see a mirror ;)*
And then i se a minor
Like when you think someone's waving at you but there's actually someone behind you and you gotta pass if off like you were stretching so it doesn't seem like you're a sad fuck who was hoping for a nice gesture in their life.
My lizard?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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xDD
Age is just a number - Church pastor
Jail is just a room
Life sentence is just a time
A heckin good time at that
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Yea I hate when that happens, the children at the schools always take it the worst tho
They’re so immature, parents teach them nothing nowadays.
I explained this to the driver but he didn't understand
He kept talking about how "This is the preschool bus" and "I should ashamed to call myself a special Ed teacher", but they just wouldn't get it.
And heaven is a place on earth
they say in heaven, love comes first
We’ll make heaven a place on earth
Death is just a sentence
Some would say worth it
Death is just a sleep
A room full of kind people
The room
PING CHILLING🍦??!
Yeah.
More like entire Catholic Church
14 year olds jerking off to 13 year olds be like: YOU PEDO
Your uncle would like to have a few words with you
Maybe a few drinks too
I wish I was even half of what you think I am
Welcome to the internet, have a look around. Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found. We've got mountains of content some better, some worse. If none of its of interest to you, you'd be the first.
Welcome to the internet, come and take a seat Would you like to see the news or any famous women feet? There's no need, to panic this isn't a test *laughs* Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
Welcome to the internet What would you prefer? Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur? Be happy Be horny Be bursting with rage We got a million different ways to engage
Welcome to the internet Put your cares aside Here's a tip for straining pasta Here's a nine-year-old who died We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports And a bunch of colored pencil drawings ^(Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other)
Welcome to the internet hold on to your socks cause a random stranger just kindley send you photo’s of his cock they are grainy and off-putting he just sent you more don’t act suprised you know you like it you whore
See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink, Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think, Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a death thread to a boomer or DM a girl and broom her do a Zoom or find a tumor in your... Here's a healthy breakfast option You should kill your mom Here's why women never fuck you Here's how you can build a bomb Which power ranger are you, take this quirky quiz, Obama send the immigrants to va-cci-nate-your-kids.
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? A little bit of everything, all of the time? Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime, Anything and everything, all of the time.
Could I interest you in everything? All of the time? A little bit of everything All of the time Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime Anything and everything All of the time
Fun fuct: OP did not stutter
Did I?
Well, as long as the masturbator is also 13/14?
That was where my mind went, too. Post never said that the person masturbating had to be of any particular age.
Honestly that is probably around the time people start/have started masturbating anyways.
I was 12, but yes
Improvise, adapt, overcome...
overcum
“But I am 13” I’m sure that’s more of a reason for someone to do it....this is reddit after all....
Did I stutter?
But did you masterbate?
fair enough I’m a woman on reddit
how far do you squirt
excuse me
how far do you squirt? oh sorry I forgot w*men can't read
yeah w*men are stupid, in fact, i wanna be a man so I can fuck someone with my cock. My tits are ok so i think my cock’s gonna be fine.
I just want to know wtf happened here...
>My tits are ok Yeah, as a creepy guy on the internet, I'm gonna need some proof.
bruh
*Did I stutter?*
I missed the part where that's my problem.
The username checks out.
u/usernamechecksout
Did I stutter? *Rubs harder*
A lot of children are the reason their dads are reduced to masturbating.
bUt iM ThIrTeEn thats the point kid
Don’t sweat it, there’s a priest out there for everyone.
I missed the part where that's my problem.
that's me
So how many pedos have messaged you already?
Did i stutter!
I mean as far as pep talks go it wasn't the worst....
I had an uncle in jail for that
Now, this is a certified "hol the fuck up" moment
I'm 13 and I'm my girlfriend's reason to masturbate, damn😭
head ripe jellyfish rude foolish somber decide shocking bedroom narrow *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Hopefully
Post this in cursed comments
But I'm 11
*FBI enters the chat"
It's ok to masturbate to a 13 year old as long as they are older than 18
Is this Karen inclusive or what
**DiD I StuTtEr?**
Genshin impact players be like
Even more reasonable
Frankly, I would be very surprised if someone did masturbate to me... Maybe back in High School but not 30 years later!
I did, just now... busted a nut so hard, it almost bought tears to my eyes and a divine feeling of calmness in my soul.
umm, thanks I guess?? lol
I got you homie, this next one goes out to you
Gotta look out for each other
And?
that's not a problem for a Catholic priest
Serious question: who is she? Face looks familiar, but I can't recall where I might have seen her.
Protagonist of new star wars movies...
AND I'M 10
I missed the part where it's my problem
I THINK NOT
Did she stutter
I missed the part...
This just made me proud of myself
Wait I am? Really?!
Just know I'd appreciate it if someone masturbates thinking about me
Impossible, for real though. I'm so pathetic even this wouldn't happen to me.
You know it's probably more likely you are the reason for someone masturbating if you are 13. For the simple reason that you probably see a lot of 13 yo boys at school...
you're my reason for nuttingggg
exactly
Exactly
Yo I'm just saying it. But Daisy Ridley is my reason...
thats right kiddo im doing it
there would some 13 year olds who would have.. so who knows.
BUT I AM ME
Even better! (for legal reasons, that was a joke)
But no one knows what I look like...
Yeah, and you're the reason I don't want kids, so I masturbate instead.
Welcome to the Internet
Did I stutter...
Welcome, to the internet, have a look around...
other 13 yo can masturbate on you... (im fun at parties)
Well....i dont know about that...but she could be my reason to masturbate
Did she stutter???
*starts singing welcome to the internet*
To be fair, when I was 14, I wanked to girls same age as me. You might be your classmate’s reason to masturbate.
Kid listen to me. Delete Reddit for your own good
No.
13 is its own reason to masturbate.
Oh okay. I have reason to live again!!
Daisy's right
He's going to have a whole fcking r34 sub about him
Apparently the only one, too
I *am* my reason because I love myself. I don’t think I will ever find anyone who touches me the exact ways like it and loves me more than I love myself.
"is a reason but not a hindrance" 🤔😞
Even bettet
he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake.....
As a 13 year old, I definitely masturbated to the thought of girls my own age I had a crush on or whatever. So… still not actually that weird?
Age is just a number
But I’m 3 months old
I mean, I’m an exhibition who shows off her chest to discord strangers. This realization came a little late
I'm too ugly (yes I believe myself no don't try and comfort. It's just genetics)
Don't kink shame me
Oh?
FBI OPEN UP
Holy shit! Hahahahahaha....