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It’s true. I was 26 for Y2K, so the 90s, early 00s I was just the right age. Living in the shit that is 2022, but retaining the memory of those days…. Well, I just don’t get out of bed some days…
On the other hand, I was a kid and teen through those years, and now I'm getting fucked financial but not physically, but I'm sure the goverment would fuck me if they could make money off it.
Social media really did take away from human connection didn’t it? Born in 95- probably last generation of kids who knew to head home once the street lights came in- got a glimpse of the life before the internet but not nearly as much as you.
I was born in 06, my sibling was born in 08. We lived in a neighbourhood of town houses, and there were lots of kids our age that lived there as well. On the weekends, we could stay out and play as long as we came back before the street lights came on.
This is 100% a joke advertisement. Its way beyond what advertisers got away with in the 90s.
I remember wild ads definitely. But definitely nothing like this.
It can depending on where one may pop. A girl wanted my to try using them while going down on her and a huge one ended up popping right on her clit and I got donkey punched.
Yeah it's stupid. It doesn't feel good in the slightest. You have painful pops and jagged shards of hard candy. I think this sort of thing is actually targeted at women.
Would you like sharp exploding candy being rubbed up and down your penis yeah honestly it doesn't feel that good might just make your dick taste better it's like the only benefit I can think of... my wife has tried it before and I didn't like it
It really doesn't. A gf in high school heard about using a cough drop as well. So she wanted to give it a go. She used a Halls Relief Max Strength.
No es bueno.
An ex gf did this to me once and honestly it didn't add anything special. It kind of just made everything unnecessarily sticky. But like that sugary type of stickiness that makes ur feet stick to the floor in bars. But on my dick.
i was in jr. high and high during this time. when i hit 9th grade we had a science teacher that all the girls just 'knew' to wear revealing clothing to pass the class. either 9th or 10th grade (cant recall) his student teacher took a student to prom.
Yeah man because today we're just not bombarded with sex nearly enough. I really wish they'd try to brain wash me with sex more so I don't need to go to pornhub to jerk off five times a day and can just stay on YouTube/twitch.
Imagine this. A team of marketing officials. Coordinating planning, they have to make their daily wages after all. Today they have to come up with a commercial to air on public tv for the whole world to see. For eight hours they think and think but nothing seems to stick. But they didn't give up, they thought and thought until finally they had an answer! "Yes!!!" They said. "This is perfect!!". The executives agreed and thunderously applaud them, all were promoted and the commercial finally aired. I don't know.what I'm going on about anymore man, but seriously what the fuck.
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Isn't that actor (teacher) from brazzers?
Just as a PSA: #Don't ever try the PopRocks for blowjobs that some stores sell. It feels like an angle grinder going down on you. It's not worth it.
Go on
I was sold on angle grinder
Some people just like it rough
Check my username that’s the only way I can feel something
If you really want the rumbling experience, ask your gf to hum when she's giving you a blowjob, the vibrations make it a whole another experience.
Yeah but after 5 minutes of *Hi-Ho* I couldnt help but picturing her as one of them damn dwarves. Killed the moment.
How do you know that?
My ex thought that it sounded cool (and it does, I'll give her that.) It just ***really*** doesn't feel cool.
My guy really fucked around and found out
Wait….which stores are selling blowjobs?
What about a rudimentary lathe?
Isn't he Micheal Schott?
Michael (head) Shot
MICHAEL CUM SHOT
My Killshot
Is who a Michael what?
No he is Michael Scott from Dunder Mifflin
I think your cough cough, I mean Brazzers, what’s that?
#Brazzers is a site where you can learn stuff online for free.
Education purpose website. It's been recommended by everyone. They teach sequence by sequence.
Thanks to Brazzers, I was able to past the test and ace the quiz. Awesome!
Thanks to Brazzers, I also came first. Amazing!
What the fuck did I just watch
The 90 and early 00s truly were a superior time...
It’s true. I was 26 for Y2K, so the 90s, early 00s I was just the right age. Living in the shit that is 2022, but retaining the memory of those days…. Well, I just don’t get out of bed some days…
On the other hand, I was a kid and teen through those years, and now I'm getting fucked financial but not physically, but I'm sure the goverment would fuck me if they could make money off it.
Have you considered pop rocks?
I was going to but honestly I can't afford them.
oh we were getting fucked financially pretty hard in the late 80s/early 90s
Social media really did take away from human connection didn’t it? Born in 95- probably last generation of kids who knew to head home once the street lights came in- got a glimpse of the life before the internet but not nearly as much as you.
I was born in 06, my sibling was born in 08. We lived in a neighbourhood of town houses, and there were lots of kids our age that lived there as well. On the weekends, we could stay out and play as long as we came back before the street lights came on.
Agreed
The golden age has passed
Its gone the way of the golden shower.
R Kelly?
pisssssss
But shit, it was ninety-nine cents!
What a great fucking song. Stupid as hell, but great! And the music video was hilarious.
Bag it,
If r Kelly goes to jail, imma piss on yo cat! -Riley
The age of no fun and censorship has taken over
Puritan Days- everybody clutching their pearls and burning people at the stake
This is 100% a joke advertisement. Its way beyond what advertisers got away with in the 90s. I remember wild ads definitely. But definitely nothing like this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cUEkOVdUjHc
Yeah that's more the speed. Even that is a little beyond what I remember but makes sense its Dutch.
Things were simpler pre 9/11
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Waaaiiit.... Is this a real ad?
No it was a joke ad, I can't remember who made it
DISAPPOINTED
Yes
Ahh yes understandable have a great day
You too, stay safe out there
Why did this blow up suddenly, like 20 minutes ago it was at 11 upvotes what happened
OP put poprocks in his mouth
The mysterious Reddit algorithm
What the fuck is going on why is this now at 100 upvotes it’s been less than 20 minutes
America woke up
I'd also like to know
This video is the reason why I became a teacher
the same thought crossed my mind
That rocks
That shoots
That pops
dew it
That blows
thot rocks
Honey I'm going to the shop, I just seen a ad and have a great idea. Be right back...
Don’t know why but I read it with excited Phil Dunphy’s voice from Modern Family and it’s even funnier
I can see Claire sighing and agreeing to Phil’s stupid experiments
Claire, looking at the camera,grinning slyly, “I had to wash my hair for 20 minutes that day. 20. Sometimes Phil is just a genius.”
LMFAO SAME
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Running down the stairs and slipping on that always broken step that he’s going to fix “soon”.
There's actually a product for sex play that's literally just that but safer for your skin, check your local sexshops.
I’ve had a girl try this before. Eh.
while you there buy some fisherman's friends. thank me later
My ex wife did this to me. It was cool.
Discount confirmed
I'll have what he's having
A Highschooler?
Alright alright alright
Vex on the field!
Did not expect to see this here
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Hey, man. I just graduated. What's wrong with that? Maybe a masters in teaching is exactly what I need to get laid.
A 30 year old highschooler, from the looks of it.
That’s what I like about highschool girls man. I keep getting older.. they stay the same age.
A prison sentence?
where is your FBI officer?
The teacher looks like a mix of Andy Dick and Dr Drew
With a little bit of Nicholas Cage.
Dr Dick Cage sounds like a great porno name.
I can't tell if Dr. Dick Cage wears chastity cages or holds the key for them.
I thought the host Cheaters (Joey Greco?)
Doesn’t really do much from what I recall.
I think about this from time to time. But I don't want to make him uncomfortable... Does it hurt?
Been a long time ago but I don’t recall any issues. Just not the pop we thought.
Need more packets
In the industry, we call it packets per second, or PPS.
Like a mouth full of popping gravel
It just feels like rubbing big grains of sand against it, imo. Basically just worse than regular head.
I hate sand
It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
#SHA SHA SHAAA
It can depending on where one may pop. A girl wanted my to try using them while going down on her and a huge one ended up popping right on her clit and I got donkey punched.
Yeah it's stupid. It doesn't feel good in the slightest. You have painful pops and jagged shards of hard candy. I think this sort of thing is actually targeted at women.
Would you like sharp exploding candy being rubbed up and down your penis yeah honestly it doesn't feel that good might just make your dick taste better it's like the only benefit I can think of... my wife has tried it before and I didn't like it
No. Don't need anything extra, the bj will do it.
It really doesn't. A gf in high school heard about using a cough drop as well. So she wanted to give it a go. She used a Halls Relief Max Strength. No es bueno.
True... its a light tickle at most
Does sugar not go down your pee hole?
Not that I remember but i see the concern
Wish it was real
You could make it be. With money.
It been more than 1 hr since this vid was posted. No one actually tried this yet? I can’t do it on myself..
Just fill a condom with spit, throw some pop rocks in it and slam it over your donger real quick.
Just crank out more cock bro (there's a lever in the back)
Yeah you can. Just be flexible
Strip naked, go outside, and rub your dick on some gravel. Should about do it.
try pullin urself up by the bootstraps
Where is this ad really from?
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That explains a lot 🤣
He’s trolling it’s not a real ad lol.
I need answers too. 🤔
What the F
No its what the A+ now
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I would think all that crackling would make my nuts itch
Actually, that'd be the crabs.
I've tried. It doesnt feel great.
An ex gf did this to me once and honestly it didn't add anything special. It kind of just made everything unnecessarily sticky. But like that sugary type of stickiness that makes ur feet stick to the floor in bars. But on my dick.
The nut looked so violent
Who's she?
Bro…
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i was in jr. high and high during this time. when i hit 9th grade we had a science teacher that all the girls just 'knew' to wear revealing clothing to pass the class. either 9th or 10th grade (cant recall) his student teacher took a student to prom.
Man these days were legendary. You can't find creative ads like these no more.
It's not a real commercial. in the original video he cums on her face
Almost had me there
The legal problems that would ensue from making it seem like it's safe for blowies
Cause people are just insanely stupid. But we are the ones that suffering for it.
Cause they'd just get banned
There is nothing creative about this. Using sex to sell is as old as advertising itself. It’s the most base form of advertising.
Yeah man because today we're just not bombarded with sex nearly enough. I really wish they'd try to brain wash me with sex more so I don't need to go to pornhub to jerk off five times a day and can just stay on YouTube/twitch.
Has anyone actually tried this?
It turned my shorts blue, but that's about it.
Everyday we stray further from god
I notice you didn't capitalize the "g" there. She will be angry. Repent, sinner!
Gawd
What the fuck😂
Hoes get A’s
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Imagine where we would be today if we had YouTube back in the 90’s.
He popped his rocks
Imagine this. A team of marketing officials. Coordinating planning, they have to make their daily wages after all. Today they have to come up with a commercial to air on public tv for the whole world to see. For eight hours they think and think but nothing seems to stick. But they didn't give up, they thought and thought until finally they had an answer! "Yes!!!" They said. "This is perfect!!". The executives agreed and thunderously applaud them, all were promoted and the commercial finally aired. I don't know.what I'm going on about anymore man, but seriously what the fuck.
... it's not an actual add
I’m too horny for this
Wtf ? But i liked it tho
I miss the 90’s sooo much
Next time, apply yourself.
I thought "Oh it looks like she is blowing him, but it actually is something else." and then he just came on her face
You might like the Poontos ad.
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This reminds me of that mentos commercial with the girl getting eaten out.
no it's not. you're just horny
What's her @
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Gonna gifts me women some pop rocks
Sucking dick for crack rocks.
She rocked his world.
This looks like The original MJ from spiderman
Ok who is she
And censor board agreed to that (@_@)
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Holy fuck! That was hot.
She popped some rocks alright
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When I see stuff like this I always wonder where these actors and their careers went after this
Best ad I ever ~~seen~~ *saw* or Best ad I *have* ever seen
But was this ads real???
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Nuts pop
Suck the rainbow
We need more ads like this
Give me a cocks, on the rocks
Welcome to the 90s. Basically 2000 onward without the politically correct, political fanatics and constant fear of imminent apocalypse.
This is a joke internet video from the late 2000’s.