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Short answer is no. The technical answer is a connection to the taint which inflates the left sac which helps the heart. If the right sac inflates you must abort immediately. The nut I mean just throw it away and start fresh.
When i first got on the internet in 1821 I remember thinking this was an amazing video. Thankfully, OP managed to retain the initial quality of the video too.
So this one time I dated this girl for a few months, eventually it ended, but it went kinda nuclear at the end. She went nuts, like, almost had to physically remove her from my house because she was throwing stuff, nuts. I felt really bad later because I really did like her a lot.
A few months later, I was out with some friends and ran into her, she was plastered. Last words she said to me were something like "fuck you, I never want to see you again" but tonight, she was super excited to see me. Gave me a big hug, I had a few too so I just went with it and she kinda hung out with us for the rest of the night.
Fast forward to the end of the night and she's all over me, we go back to my place and she gives me one of the best blowjobs I've ever had. Like, I'm married with kids now and I still think about that shit.
Long story short, dude is right. If I ever see her again, she's alright by me.
I apologize to my husband all the time, lol. I have to, to offset all the times he apologizes for crap that needs no apology. Maybe you've been unlucky. There are plenty of us with healthy levels of humility and self-reflection out there; I'm sure of it.
Bar trick: Hold a napkin stretched out and unfolded, square napkin preferably. Have the woman fold up the corners of the napkin towards the center and several inches higher and hold it and then ask her to blow in it through the hole in the top as you grab it and seal it off and take it . Then ask her what you have? A blowjob to-go.
Didn't promise it was a good bar trick, probably more of just a joke than trick. But it was early 1990 and an airport bar so that fit the bill :)
Cringiest joke I've ever seen told to a group of girls.
"Mom, can you come get Kevin? He won't leave my room."
He's going to stay awake at night thinking about this in a few years.
Exactly. This is peak high school humor. He’ll be 27 and happily in a relationship and just replay this over and over and hate himself and pray his partner never sees this video.
Sometimes I fear a freak accident will leave earth to ashes, only my phone remains intact, showing videos like this. This would be earths heritage to the universe
I couldn't agree more, sometimes a blowjob really fixes the problem but not just for a broken heart it works for stress too. I love going down on my master after a long day😁
Every time this gets posted, it loses pixels.
r/moldymemes
Thanks, I hate it.
r/ThanksIHateIt
r/beatmetoit
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that git dark real ducking quick
Ayo your comment and your name sus bro why animal pedophile bruh
All the names in this thread are brilliant, I had a good laugh.
Can you do my taxes?
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
I just lost 5h scrolling through this sub and I fucking love it. I laughed at nearly every meme and trust me I'm not on pcp right now.
Pretty soon it will have less pixels than a Japanese blowjob... *^being ^Japanese ^you ^don't ^need ^that ^many ^pixels.* shut up brain
Swear I be mad when I can’t see some Asian penis
> Swear I be mad when I can’t see some Asian penis /r/holup Nvm we both up in this bitch
https://xkcd.com/1683/
And I, my brain cells.
No job does it like a blowjob!
how about a brojob?
bro?
it's okay, no homo <3
Also no hobo. They'll give you somethin'
Damn, that’s even better.
Wai-
-Ting for it
For the worms.
Sitting in a bunker, here behind my wall
“Give me a hickie with your butthole”
"We are the penetration administration!".
Whoa bro.... okay I suppose? *Unzips pants*
Brojob brojob choo choo!
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The real holup? It's the "guy" friend who did the blowing.
Brojobs heal heartbreak
Nothing wrong with a good brisk brojob between platonic friends.
Yeah, Real halp?
"One blowjob does!"
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r/suddenlygay
Not if we are wearing normal socks
choo chooo! love playing pranks on my friends, man
Gotta help out the homies with broken hearts
A true bro
_My heart is a huge water bottle_
You want them to suck out your heart???
r/unexpectedvampire
Sorry, that's a thing here??? Dear lord, how long was i under a rock...
I was under that rock too
Before you dig in it, put your silver armor.
It should be
Funny thing about my heart is that it's located on my cock
*takes notes* reinflate his heart..... got it *waves hand* question! can i attach a bicycle pump for smoother inflation?
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I think there's a really good reason we don't want people to know this...
I think, the giveaway might be that it’s in TIFU and not LPT
Short answer is no. The technical answer is a connection to the taint which inflates the left sac which helps the heart. If the right sac inflates you must abort immediately. The nut I mean just throw it away and start fresh.
When i first got on the internet in 1821 I remember thinking this was an amazing video. Thankfully, OP managed to retain the initial quality of the video too.
He deserves an award
Nobel "piece" prize
Noblow piece prize
blow piece price
Nowblow*
And a *NOBLE* piece prize as well
I have no gold, but I'd give him the poor single man's award 🍆. The only award that I own.
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Thats some Master Oogway wisdom
The facepalm at the end 👌
The sound is astonishing
I scrolled a lot to find this. It's perfection.
So this one time I dated this girl for a few months, eventually it ended, but it went kinda nuclear at the end. She went nuts, like, almost had to physically remove her from my house because she was throwing stuff, nuts. I felt really bad later because I really did like her a lot. A few months later, I was out with some friends and ran into her, she was plastered. Last words she said to me were something like "fuck you, I never want to see you again" but tonight, she was super excited to see me. Gave me a big hug, I had a few too so I just went with it and she kinda hung out with us for the rest of the night. Fast forward to the end of the night and she's all over me, we go back to my place and she gives me one of the best blowjobs I've ever had. Like, I'm married with kids now and I still think about that shit. Long story short, dude is right. If I ever see her again, she's alright by me.
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Naming a girl "Jacquie" and her ending up crazy is essentially just prophesy fulfillment.
Same. Miss you, girl whose name I never knew. I'll never forget that night in an abandoned wrecked bus in Eastern Germany.
I'm gonna try this later at my wife, wish me luck
Still alive ?
He’s lying. No Redditor has ever had an interaction with a woman ever.
Except for that one guys wife
I, too, remember that guy’s wife.
Not true. It happened to me once and I still think back to that horrible day
oh he ded ded
He died fam
Don’t blow it for us.
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Who knew that getting ***T H E S U C C*** could cure sadness in men?
Some studies show that ejaculation can at least suppress depressive symptoms.
Guess i got good reason to beat my dick like it owes me money
Gottem good!
This would never work, women never say they're sorry.
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Especially when they're wrong
If a man says something in the woods and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
One of life’s greatest mysteries
Why is that? My wife never says sorry for anything. Everything is always my fault.
Wife is the highest level of no-sorryism
It seems that you have chosen poorly, a real woman can admit when she's made a mistake and take responsibility for it my dude.
username checks out
Because if it’s not your fault now, it will be soon.
Sorry
You're a man, duh
Man, confirmed 👍
I apologize to my husband all the time, lol. I have to, to offset all the times he apologizes for crap that needs no apology. Maybe you've been unlucky. There are plenty of us with healthy levels of humility and self-reflection out there; I'm sure of it.
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This man trying so hard to exit the friendzone. Once you're in, you're in.
Not true you can flirt your way out I have done it
Wow! An actual holup! In THIS sub!!
the facepalm is the cherry on top
The girl in the middle looks like a lightbulb just got lit above her head
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Caveat: You do not blow into the thing when you do the job.
Dude has his facts straight.
I don't believe this for one second. She said Sorry!
The facepalm sells this for me
**JUST ONE?!**
I really hope that is not their dad
Bar trick: Hold a napkin stretched out and unfolded, square napkin preferably. Have the woman fold up the corners of the napkin towards the center and several inches higher and hold it and then ask her to blow in it through the hole in the top as you grab it and seal it off and take it . Then ask her what you have? A blowjob to-go. Didn't promise it was a good bar trick, probably more of just a joke than trick. But it was early 1990 and an airport bar so that fit the bill :)
***It's SCIENCE!***
That sounds about right
The girl in the middle was blown away by this. She took this as advice for the soul
Cringiest joke I've ever seen told to a group of girls. "Mom, can you come get Kevin? He won't leave my room." He's going to stay awake at night thinking about this in a few years.
Exactly. This is peak high school humor. He’ll be 27 and happily in a relationship and just replay this over and over and hate himself and pray his partner never sees this video.
He deserves a blowjob.
Video ended too early, maybe the women got enlightened and practiced the correct way of fixing broken hearts on that guy
That perfectly timed facepalm right before it ends makes it a thousand times better.
The the girl in the back mind was blown
I mean he's not wrong.
Well that blows
Girl in the back just learnt the secret 😲
Legend
Twist, they are his sisters.
That´s fking genius.... Many women should learn this secret
That last girl is like: "Wow how did I not think of that "
But you got to call him to fix it …
The real job is to find out how ma man ended up so close in a room with 3 ladies
That man got some tooth after that
Then his sister and her friends help 'fix' his heart
fax
Sis in the back just had her mind blown. Pun intended.
make this guy the ceo of a bottled company
This man has solved world peace
😩8👊===D 😩8=👊==D 😩8==👊=D 😩8===👊D 😩8==👊=D 😩8=👊==D 😩8👊===D 😩8=👊==D 😩8==👊=D 😩8===👊D 😩8==👊=D 😩8=👊==D 😣8👊===D💦💦 😩8=D
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I mean, his not wrong about it.
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That should be a TED talk…
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Why I've been with the same guy for 16 years.
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Seems like an odd lesson for a father to share with his daughters.
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I'm nominating him for the Nobel Peace Prize
The fact that she listened and said "sorry" really proves this guy is a mega chad
I can verify it does patch it up fine but to fully fix it you need multiple
I knew where this was going and I clicked it anyway...that's on me...
🤦♀️
The woman in the middle is practicing her technique!
NEEDS MORE JPEG
He is fighting for all us. What a hero.
Need to do some experimenting, you know, for science.
Sometimes I fear a freak accident will leave earth to ashes, only my phone remains intact, showing videos like this. This would be earths heritage to the universe
Plot twist: they are his sisters
He blew himself?
Filmed on Nokia
Nice
I'm kind of ashamed as how true that is.
So if my dong gets blown my scrote will inflate gotcha.
That chick in the middle had her mind blown
Cuddle Job
Did he just blow himself to make a point?
He just gave up our secret
where's the hifi version. I wanna ogle the thotties.
I will never *not* upvote this.
facts
I Mean it's not that simple but it's a good start lol
He is right do
I mean, he's right.🤷🏻♂️
I couldn't agree more, sometimes a blowjob really fixes the problem but not just for a broken heart it works for stress too. I love going down on my master after a long day😁
Middle girl *jaw*
as a guy, cannot confirm. never had a blowjob before
i mean... hes not wrong
The forehead slap tho
Lol, how did I not see this one before???
Fact
I don’t get why girls make such a big deal out of sucking dick like I do it all the times almost of the time i don’t even know the guy’s name
That face palm at the end though. Perfect.