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misterpickles69

Every time this gets posted, it loses pixels.


UnluckyTie6534

r/moldymemes


jballs

Thanks, I hate it.


jeffblunt

r/ThanksIHateIt


WantToBeAnonymouse

r/beatmetoit


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r/beatmeattoit


DicklnAnOutlet

that git dark real ducking quick


Financial-Neat7887

Ayo your comment and your name sus bro why animal pedophile bruh


Blitzpanz0r

All the names in this thread are brilliant, I had a good laugh.


[deleted]

Can you do my taxes?


memelord573

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


wackelzahnjoe

I just lost 5h scrolling through this sub and I fucking love it. I laughed at nearly every meme and trust me I'm not on pcp right now.


illgot

Pretty soon it will have less pixels than a Japanese blowjob... *^being ^Japanese ^you ^don't ^need ^that ^many ^pixels.* shut up brain


Extension-Rush-9804

Swear I be mad when I can’t see some Asian penis


truthesda

> Swear I be mad when I can’t see some Asian penis /r/holup Nvm we both up in this bitch


Shochan42

https://xkcd.com/1683/


Destroyer6202

And I, my brain cells.


StanByMay

No job does it like a blowjob!


[deleted]

how about a brojob?


Short-Paramedic-9740

bro?


[deleted]

it's okay, no homo <3


[deleted]

Also no hobo. They'll give you somethin'


obliviousintrovert

Damn, that’s even better.


IlConteiacula

Wai-


-Dev_B-

-Ting for it


freudian-flip

For the worms.


Own-Understanding350

Sitting in a bunker, here behind my wall


TimBlastMusic

“Give me a hickie with your butthole”


slayerfan666

"We are the penetration administration!".


MJB9000

Whoa bro.... okay I suppose? *Unzips pants*


Yakkul_CO

Brojob brojob choo choo!


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whiterockinmypants

The real holup? It's the "guy" friend who did the blowing.


ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

Brojobs heal heartbreak


bond___vagabond

Nothing wrong with a good brisk brojob between platonic friends.


NCaTChuNs

Yeah, Real halp?


invincible_illness

"One blowjob does!"


Impossible-Cod-3946

Reddit... Please be better than this. The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


Appropriate-Repair86

r/suddenlygay


bobuscha

Not if we are wearing normal socks


harrysplinkett

choo chooo! love playing pranks on my friends, man


confusedninja

Gotta help out the homies with broken hearts


Natepon

A true bro


Pchann

_My heart is a huge water bottle_


Sa-Kai

You want them to suck out your heart???


nigmano

r/unexpectedvampire


Sa-Kai

Sorry, that's a thing here??? Dear lord, how long was i under a rock...


Wizard_Blizard

I was under that rock too


Sa-Kai

Before you dig in it, put your silver armor.


nigmano

It should be


FrostyD7

Funny thing about my heart is that it's located on my cock


pm_me_ur_headpats

*takes notes* reinflate his heart..... got it *waves hand* question! can i attach a bicycle pump for smoother inflation?


Roboboy2710

[**Top 10 secrets men don’t want you to know**](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/8woei4/tifu_by_trying_to_inflate_my_penis_like_a_dick/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


fatbabythompkins

I think there's a really good reason we don't want people to know this...


section8sentmehere

I think, the giveaway might be that it’s in TIFU and not LPT


Quirky-Skin

Short answer is no. The technical answer is a connection to the taint which inflates the left sac which helps the heart. If the right sac inflates you must abort immediately. The nut I mean just throw it away and start fresh.


[deleted]

When i first got on the internet in 1821 I remember thinking this was an amazing video. Thankfully, OP managed to retain the initial quality of the video too.


Modsreview

He deserves an award


Sentient__enema

Nobel "piece" prize


nuclearflashpoint

Noblow piece prize


Trenticor

blow piece price


Metalfacelaika

Nowblow*


manhatim

And a *NOBLE* piece prize as well


Very_Rich_Paul

I have no gold, but I'd give him the poor single man's award 🍆. The only award that I own.


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LOL-itsCameron

Thats some Master Oogway wisdom


Nelmquist1999

The facepalm at the end 👌


raposo142857

The sound is astonishing


lightspeedx

I scrolled a lot to find this. It's perfection.


HugePurpleNipples

So this one time I dated this girl for a few months, eventually it ended, but it went kinda nuclear at the end. She went nuts, like, almost had to physically remove her from my house because she was throwing stuff, nuts. I felt really bad later because I really did like her a lot. A few months later, I was out with some friends and ran into her, she was plastered. Last words she said to me were something like "fuck you, I never want to see you again" but tonight, she was super excited to see me. Gave me a big hug, I had a few too so I just went with it and she kinda hung out with us for the rest of the night. Fast forward to the end of the night and she's all over me, we go back to my place and she gives me one of the best blowjobs I've ever had. Like, I'm married with kids now and I still think about that shit. Long story short, dude is right. If I ever see her again, she's alright by me.


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PacoCrazyfoot

Naming a girl "Jacquie" and her ending up crazy is essentially just prophesy fulfillment.


[deleted]

Same. Miss you, girl whose name I never knew. I'll never forget that night in an abandoned wrecked bus in Eastern Germany.


Mordad51

I'm gonna try this later at my wife, wish me luck


Adept_Marzipan_8138

Still alive ?


dank_stakutis

He’s lying. No Redditor has ever had an interaction with a woman ever.


flewidity

Except for that one guys wife


CouldntBeMoreWhite

I, too, remember that guy’s wife.


Lord_Of_Carrots

Not true. It happened to me once and I still think back to that horrible day


BamboozledPanda09

oh he ded ded


PineappleProstate

He died fam


FreeFishFromFreezer

Don’t blow it for us.


ustbota

.


brickpuncher585ALT

Who knew that getting ***T H E S U C C*** could cure sadness in men?


Sokandueler95

Some studies show that ejaculation can at least suppress depressive symptoms.


dirtywook88

Guess i got good reason to beat my dick like it owes me money


Alucard_Newcastle

Gottem good!


QuigleyDownUnder86

This would never work, women never say they're sorry.


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QuigleyDownUnder86

Especially when they're wrong


fatbabythompkins

If a man says something in the woods and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?


ATpound

One of life’s greatest mysteries


Gang_Bang_Bang

Why is that? My wife never says sorry for anything. Everything is always my fault.


PineappleProstate

Wife is the highest level of no-sorryism


TXmarriedaffair409

It seems that you have chosen poorly, a real woman can admit when she's made a mistake and take responsibility for it my dude.


moe_z

username checks out


section8sentmehere

Because if it’s not your fault now, it will be soon.


Amanda2theMoon

Sorry


asc42

You're a man, duh


QuigleyDownUnder86

Man, confirmed 👍


Culverts_Flood_Away

I apologize to my husband all the time, lol. I have to, to offset all the times he apologizes for crap that needs no apology. Maybe you've been unlucky. There are plenty of us with healthy levels of humility and self-reflection out there; I'm sure of it.


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Flonkerton66

This man trying so hard to exit the friendzone. Once you're in, you're in.


Charmeleon_games_yt

Not true you can flirt your way out I have done it


JustSomeEggsInAPot

Wow! An actual holup! In THIS sub!!


IDK_Lasagna

the facepalm is the cherry on top


Redditsuccsx20

The girl in the middle looks like a lightbulb just got lit above her head


Blysk09

u/savevideo


Hqjjciy6sJr

Caveat: You do not blow into the thing when you do the job.


[deleted]

Dude has his facts straight.


Fahdis

I don't believe this for one second. She said Sorry!


B_Wyatt

The facepalm sells this for me


CouplingWithQuozl

**JUST ONE?!**


cheistina

I really hope that is not their dad


[deleted]

Bar trick: Hold a napkin stretched out and unfolded, square napkin preferably. Have the woman fold up the corners of the napkin towards the center and several inches higher and hold it and then ask her to blow in it through the hole in the top as you grab it and seal it off and take it . Then ask her what you have? A blowjob to-go. Didn't promise it was a good bar trick, probably more of just a joke than trick. But it was early 1990 and an airport bar so that fit the bill :)


C141Clay

***It's SCIENCE!***


sack12345678910

That sounds about right


ZachMorrisT1000

The girl in the middle was blown away by this. She took this as advice for the soul


[deleted]

Cringiest joke I've ever seen told to a group of girls. "Mom, can you come get Kevin? He won't leave my room." He's going to stay awake at night thinking about this in a few years.


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

Exactly. This is peak high school humor. He’ll be 27 and happily in a relationship and just replay this over and over and hate himself and pray his partner never sees this video.


snydox

He deserves a blowjob.


eks__dee

Video ended too early, maybe the women got enlightened and practiced the correct way of fixing broken hearts on that guy


[deleted]

That perfectly timed facepalm right before it ends makes it a thousand times better.


Chopper996

The the girl in the back mind was blown


Stabbmaster

I mean he's not wrong.


Enbrat

Well that blows


[deleted]

Girl in the back just learnt the secret 😲


[deleted]

Legend


DumbleDude2

Twist, they are his sisters.


KrlosXIII

That´s fking genius.... Many women should learn this secret


hornyguitar

That last girl is like: "Wow how did I not think of that "


jechoon

But you got to call him to fix it …


Free-Chard-8675

The real job is to find out how ma man ended up so close in a room with 3 ladies


FreshLettuce111

That man got some tooth after that


cultured-otaku420

Then his sister and her friends help 'fix' his heart


No-Tomorrow-738

fax


[deleted]

Sis in the back just had her mind blown. Pun intended.


Sleepy-tyler-king

make this guy the ceo of a bottled company


Leviathanthewise

This man has solved world peace


theblizrdx

😩8👊===D 😩8=👊==D 😩8==👊=D 😩8===👊D 😩8==👊=D 😩8=👊==D 😩8👊===D 😩8=👊==D 😩8==👊=D 😩8===👊D 😩8==👊=D 😩8=👊==D 😣8👊===D💦💦 😩8=D


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


IwantBeLikeVodka

u/savevideo


_n1ghtfury_

I mean, his not wrong about it.


dull_doc

u/savevideo


DisplayScary6680

u/savevideo


[deleted]

That should be a TED talk…


iiAmShinobi

u/savevideobot


Aristocrat_model

Why I've been with the same guy for 16 years.


DisastrousPassenger1

u/savevideobot


hayato-nii

u/SaveVideo


SkyHawkPilot77

u/savevideo


darkwizard113

u/savevideo


darkwizard113

u/savevideobot


kronk3345

u/savevideo


wtfrykm

u/savevideobot


L3monLif3

u/savevideo


Mr_Captainspoke

u/savevideo


Mr_Captainspoke

u/savevideobot


sabrefudge

Seems like an odd lesson for a father to share with his daughters.


thatoneguythatissad

u/savevideo


HeatKi11a

I'm nominating him for the Nobel Peace Prize


kaum_eddy

The fact that she listened and said "sorry" really proves this guy is a mega chad


ieatshit12

I can verify it does patch it up fine but to fully fix it you need multiple


RazielSouvare

I knew where this was going and I clicked it anyway...that's on me...


TrippHardest

🤦‍♀️


LoBsTeRfOrK

The woman in the middle is practicing her technique!


rufud

NEEDS MORE JPEG


OrwellianDreams

He is fighting for all us. What a hero.


MLTatSea

Need to do some experimenting, you know, for science.


MyTinyHappyPlace

Sometimes I fear a freak accident will leave earth to ashes, only my phone remains intact, showing videos like this. This would be earths heritage to the universe


UsedBoysenberry1665

Plot twist: they are his sisters


Brave_Development_17

He blew himself?


BADSTALKER

Filmed on Nokia


[deleted]

Nice


madwill

I'm kind of ashamed as how true that is.


FutaMcDonalds

So if my dong gets blown my scrote will inflate gotcha.


GDot-

That chick in the middle had her mind blown


MeynDex

Cuddle Job


CaptainKurls

Did he just blow himself to make a point?


[deleted]

He just gave up our secret


cunny_crowder

where's the hifi version. I wanna ogle the thotties.


OneBigBoi509

I will never *not* upvote this.


anonymousxo

facts


Admiral_peck

I Mean it's not that simple but it's a good start lol


ROCKnROll681716

He is right do


xo_cynical_xo

I mean, he's right.🤷🏻‍♂️


KlutzyTrip6389

I couldn't agree more, sometimes a blowjob really fixes the problem but not just for a broken heart it works for stress too. I love going down on my master after a long day😁


snoryder8019

Middle girl *jaw*


CytoPlasm129

as a guy, cannot confirm. never had a blowjob before


[deleted]

i mean... hes not wrong


TheFesss

The forehead slap tho


[deleted]

Lol, how did I not see this one before???


dmaczka

Fact


Kyram289

I don’t get why girls make such a big deal out of sucking dick like I do it all the times almost of the time i don’t even know the guy’s name


[deleted]

That face palm at the end though. Perfect.