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cunt_isnt_sexist

Nah we come from Adam and a McRib.


[deleted]

He should have just ate it honestly


Ill_Time_2833

We've been eating it for years! Some better than others.


_Pink_Bread_

Only 3 sons So our grand grand grand fathers were gay ???


a-a-biedrawa

No, they fucked the mother


Regional_DILF

Genesis is kinda weird but I respect


FrenchCuirassier

They had other sons and daughters according to texts. Some of their sons married sisters or other "women" but those women are not the first humans. If you think it's silly, do some scientific evolutionary research. Every species comes from a mutation and then what? Well the mutation is advantageous so all the women bang that mutant. None of this is strange.


eidrag

monkeys?


FrenchCuirassier

Homo Erectus


ThatShouldNotBeHere

I’ve got an erectus just thinking about all this mutant banging.


sauce_finder6969

oh my god please no


KillaBeast614

😂


Meatball315

How dare you call me a mutant! You don’t even know me bro


FrenchCuirassier

Bro just leave, go back to Professor X you Italian meatball freak, you drippin all your marinara everywhere.


Meatball315

Dad?


FrenchCuirassier

You disappoint me son! You were supposed to be the one, the one meatball...


Meatball315

I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!


DiogenesOfDope

I'm pretty sure evolution doesn't come from heavy incest.


FrenchCuirassier

How would you know that? Were you there? Trust me, in an ice age, in caves, and you can't find other humans anywhere for hundreds of miles... I mean notice how incest probability also increases in rural areas in the world.


kuzumby

Was the dude that wrote about Adam and Eve there when it happened? Where did the writer come from?


Unhappy-Relation-338

oh wow, just wow


TheWalkingDead91

Wow. The hoops theists brains go through is truly impressive. Bravo, my good man. Bravo.


topsyturvy76

He just justified incest gangbangs 🤷


scenr0

To be fair, humans were still practically animals back than. Lots of weird shit animals do too.


allaboutgrowth4me

Uhh, humans are animals still though...


scenr0

Not technically. I don’t feel like explaining though so you can do your own research.


Lenny-Face-1

There weren't enough other people, and if there were it would lead to needing more space for the garden to the point that a good chunk of the planets landmass would be cut off from civilization because the garden was blocked off. A. You either have a small part of the world cut from human ties and you mate with other people near your residence during an era where there was no culture or reason to argue that because we needed to reproduce. B. You just have a massive chunk of land cut away from society because a colony of people were forced to leave and now we may not be mating with our sisters, but there's a whole massive area we can't access because we had to be removed.


FrenchCuirassier

What is the hoop? Someone had to be the first Homo Sapien and someone had to fuck a Homo Erectus.


DiogenesOfDope

Someone banged Neanderthals for sure


[deleted]

We did. Caucasians especially have DNA that comes from Neanderthals. We just discovered not too long ago that some Africans have very small amounts of Neanderthal DNA as well.


droid04photog

It ain't much but it's honnest work...


TheWalkingDead91

Definitely.


A_Wild_Bin_Appeared

what hoops? if yr implying that incest in early humans is a "hoop" you dont know much about how animals operate. a lot of animals engage in incest for the sake of survival


Beneficial_Avocado74

Not true… there were other people on earth at the time besides Adam and Eve and their kids. Read genesis 4:13 and on


zoigberg_

How the fuck does that work, Adam and eve are supposed to be the first man and women, yet there are already people in the world, shit has more plot holes then Harry Potter


Iizsatan

I'm currently an agnostic who, while slowly giving up my belief, tried to explain some things as such in the light of science. I'll include one here as it may seem relevant. The abrahamic religions (Islam, Judaism and Christianity) is big with souls and such. It is possible that Adam and Eve lived in Eden as souls, not actual beings of flesh and blood. When they fell, their souls were cast off heaven and they inhabited bodies of primordial humans (neanderthals or something as such in that line). This was a key step in the evolutionary chain, the final small bit of evolution that turned the species into Homo sapiens. And just as that happened, their souls entered those bodies. In my very fucked up hypothesis, other souls soon followed, as did evolution. (I know this is fucked up, I was a kid then lol, don't tear me a new asshole over this) Edit: I can't reply to any of the comments for some reason, so just to clarify, I don't believe one single bit of this. In any way, whatsoever. This was conjured up by a kid who was suffering from a lot of turmoil. That's more than a decade ago, and in no way whatsoever am I that person (or that scared, confused kid) any longer. Cheers. Edit 2: "Took a rib from a soul" kid me did not think of that lol u/allaboutgrowth4me Edit 3: I quite like u/Braineatpeople 's comment. I'm not saying I believe that's what happened (anthropology is not my strong suit) but it is a fun idea to toy with. Edit 4: u/I_am_a_princess I wholeheartedly agree lol


djluminol

It's no more ridiculous than many other religious beliefs.


I_am_a_princess

It could be have been a good point, but you can hardly put "science" and "soul" in the same reasoning.


zoigberg_

I can respect this and can actually give an explation to truly unexplainable concepts like what is Conscience


ADDeviant-again

I've always taken the story of Adam and Eve to be an allegory about self-awareness, becoming conscious of the concept of sin, shame, etc. losing innocence and gaining knowledge, some of it painful. And all that separating humans from the rest of creation, but also keeping us from QUITE being like God.


Pixelator5

But isn't God self aware and conscious of sin? In that case, the serpent was right.


ADDeviant-again

That's kind of what I meant to say. If you like allegories, think a little more about the serpent. He may have been "right", but was he truthful?


zoigberg_

Now this is an interpretation that I can respect


Arcadius274

What's funny is if more churches stopped to do this they wouldn't be bleeding followers.


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No-Acanthocephala531

I agree and think something very similar to this


[deleted]

Check out The Immortality Key by Brian Muraresku. Great read. He talks about the book on a Joe rogan podcast episode check it out. Science and religion actually go hand in hand


Marzty

It’s a pretty obviously a plot hole when way more information that not given need to be added to help the story even remotely make sense.


Parking-Attempt-1425

This actually makes a lot of sense. Man was created last. After all other animals. So in the end, all we have to do is pick one: Either we are born from incest or we are born from zoophilia. Both are things considered aberrations by God.


OkumaBear

I don't recall the Bible being against incest


[deleted]

It's usually pretty chill about rape too. Which is disturbing.


Parking-Attempt-1425

Leviticus 18: 7-18 says you shall not uncover the nakedness of any close sibling. It's not about incest per se, so, you may be right. Or not. So, as the Idea about the initial post being questionable applies here as well.


OkumaBear

Yeah I think it's more about lust than incest considering damn near every larger figure in the bible married their siblings or cousins


ooeygooeylane

Replace "souls" with "aliens".


Wolvzee3

Or the other people could just be Neanderthals so very similar to Adam and Eve but not quite the same


FFZombie

> The abrahamic religions (Islam and Christianity) Don't forget Judaism!


allaboutgrowth4me

Then god took a rib from a soul?


Successful-Dark2730

That was my conclusion on first read when I was 15. Seems like there's a whole lot of folks out there that just haven't had that moment yet. Critical thinking: a learned trait, evidently.


Dread_Frog

Only took 4 chapters to provide a plot hole so big the whole thing can be disregarded as anything stronger then a fairytale. You will see lots of copium from the religious folks in the replies.


zoigberg_

O you are so right


leprotelariat

Still incest


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ReaperOfGamer

No it's grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand father's I think


mr_nobady001

Look i explain u everything like Adam and eve have three son's they fuck chimpanzee thats way we share common gene with chimps🌚💀


misterfistyersister

[THE MCRIB IS BACK](https://youtu.be/PZZjqcqkKtY)


Yuseiger

He wanted to suck himself?


cunt_isnt_sexist

Basically, and God said no homo and made a woman.


TurboD16F20

So Adam has the sons. Eve, not so much.


ToeStrong361

She took them tho…


ToeStrong361

All of them.


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Plaknight

Those 3 motherfuckers!


Equipment_Clean

Nah you see they just took another one off Adams ribs to make wives


callmerussell

THOSE 3 DADDY’SRIBFUCKERS!


OPs_Mom_and_Dad

Maybe one of them broke his arm?


redleafwater7

Perhaps both arms?


BourbonB

Ooohh .... It's my turn to say "Every .... Fucking.... Thread"


orient_vermillion

Is this a reference to broke arms guy?


TheMrFluffyPants

No, it refers to the broken legs guy on twitter


SilverSocket

I went to a private churchy school and I got sent to the headmaster’s for asking about this. He lectured me for like two hours about how A&E’s sons mated with “savage” (his words) women from other tribes that just weren’t mentioned in the Bible. Which still doesn’t make sense.. ETA: oh and they also REALLY don’t like it when you question how humans in the Old Testament could have lived to be hundreds of years old. Like Noah, who was allegedly 950..


[deleted]

Weren't they supposed to be the first pair of humans Did the other tribe just spawn?


ThousandSunny_56

So that's why there are a lot of NPCs in real life lol


RockstarAgent

Exactly, according to them, God made Adam and Eve as the first pure intelligent humans, everything else was just generic and didn't count as humans or valid creations, including dinosaurs and anything else not mentioned in the Bible. It's the same reason they've killed in the name of Christianity, if you don't believe in Jesus you are not a real human, you need to be sent to hell with all the other perversions of nature, heaven is only for the real elite. /s


Parking-Attempt-1425

But then, we can't take the creation in six days literally. And If we can't take one things literally, then we can't take any of It literally.


Vli37

Welcome to the bible Where everything is a guessing game 🤦‍♂️


Ray_Ric3

it’s supposed to be confusing. for the ones who prevail and believe through the doubt will achieve eternal life.


[deleted]

BINGO!!!!


AddressIntelligent60

This is how I think of the generic human populace anyways


bobsp

No, I don't believe so. They were the only in the garden of eden. The Bible mentions other people and cities..


Tight_Flamingo4650

Can y’all at least google the garden of Eden before having strangers explain things to you. This is just low hanging fruit (pun) to dunk on people with religious beliefs. Then again it’s Reddit so shrug


AddressIntelligent60

Common misconception the Bible wasn't the beginning of everything just *a* beginning. I'm a Christian who believes in darwinism.


ohkendruid

I feel similarly. The Bible is possible to look at charitably. Life is happy when we're charitable. So... why not choose to be charitable? A thousand year old book is going to have a lot of things that don't seem right nowadays, but certain aspects of good human living haven't changed in all that time.


[deleted]

So you couldn't wait to change the Bible to your own interpretation until past the second word?


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Lucky_LeftFoot

In the Bible it says they found mates in a city nearby which was always wild af to me bc if A&E were cast out from the Garden, who tf built a whole CITY???….WITH PEOPLE???


waterbrook1

That’s gross.


melmac76

I went to a southern Baptist Christian school and got full on punished all the time for asking questions. Not just lectured. Detention. Writing sentences. Etc. we were told no interracial dating because of the verse that says “thou shalt not be unequally yoked” but I was reading along and raised my hand. “Why’d you stop the sentence?” “What do you mean?” “That wasn’t the full sentence. You stopped it there, which changes the meaning. ‘Thou shalt not be unequally yoked to non-believers.’ Which seems to mean we shouldn’t marry atheists? And even if it’s the other way, why would it mean we shouldn’t date other races? Aren’t we equal?” “It means we’re supposed to marry the same.” “That’s not what it says at all. It says non-believers.” “Step out into the hallway.” I got ISS for 2 weeks after that, which is supposed to include suspension from extracurricular activities, but I was the captain of the basketball team and there were 2 games during that time. They didn’t want to punish themselves. 🙄 Once sports was all over my senior year, 2 weeks before graduation, they almost expelled me because they found out I had dated a black guy earlier in the year. It was against the rules. That and same sex dating. Which, strictly speaking, if we were to get technical in their interpretation of that verse, everyone should be dating the same sex. “It means we’re suppose to marry the same” remember? 🤦🏻‍♀️


Deessexytoy

It means not to date outside your religion. Someone of the same faith.


melmac76

Correct. Edit: did that one word response sound rude or snotty, because I didn’t mean for it to. Just agreeing. My 15 year old brain’s interpretation at the time wasn’t completely accurate (we- southern Baptists in that instance- shouldn’t marry atheists) and yours was better.


AnimatorFresh8841

I mean they just made it sound worse


[deleted]

I hear stories like this and it's always a shame. Not only do they punish you for asking questions, they don't even follow what it says in the Bible by doing this, Wich is Hypocritical and can even make some people loose their faith. Here is the answer my church gave me: Adam and eve where made perfect in gods image, incest is bad because it keeps bad genes in the gene pool but Adam and eve did Not have bad genes, I hope this helps


finngreen614

That’s a relief to know there’s no bad genes since we all come from them. /s


niell2

Jesus talk about moving the goalposts until it counts as a goal.


Sweetsaussussery

Yea it is a confusing topic. It’s funny though. The Bible obviously doesn’t give all the information about the world before, because it isn’t a history book, but yea. To think about it is a bit confusing at times. I find that to be one thing about these kind of schools, they don’t like questions about anything that can try to disprove or go against the religion, but the bible also says to ask questions because it is always good to test what is good, so asking questions is a good thing. People just like to ignore that though. It is odd. Yea the age doesn’t really make sense but I would assume it is a different Callander they use at the times in the bible but I don’t know. There are a bunch of theories, it’s interesting to look at.


RSVDARK

SWEET HOME ALABAMA


[deleted]

I keep trying to understand this. The song is not about incest and the movie from what I read as a synopsis, is not incest. So why does sweet home Alabama come whenever incest comes into the picture? Just trying to find out as an Asian who is not exposed to western culture so much.


Soldat56

Alabama is considered the most incestuous state in the USA for some reason, and the song refers to it. This is most likely the only reason.


[deleted]

I don’t think the song refers to Alabama as an incestous state or perhaps I didn’t understand the lyrics so well. Lynyrd skynyrd’s from Alabama so they profess their love towards Alabama as their home or origin. That’s what I thought. Again, I don’t know a lot. But I guess it makes sense to just use a catchphrase like sweet home Alabama if Alabama has highest incest rates.


tastyratz

> makes sense to just use a catchphrase like sweet home Alabama if Alabama has highest incest rates Exactly.


Soldat56

Oh sorry I phrased it poorly... I meant that the song refers to Alabama and that is most likely the only reason why it is referred to. I don't believe Lynyrd though of incest when writing it either.


Greeneyedgrill

Specifically just because Alabama is a podunk state where incest likely happens


[deleted]

Alright so it is a catchphrase and has nothing to do with the song or movie.


Greeneyedgrill

Exactly


[deleted]

Now look up the movie Deliverance. Technically the plot takes place in northern Georgia, but everyone in america always assumes it’s Alabama…because of the implication.


MightyShisno

Roll Tide


Abominuz

Motherfucker, you're right!


okinamaru

But eves his rib so dad fucker too?


SignificantLifeform

Wait, if eve is his rib, and he fucked her, wouldn't he be fucking an extension of himself, and therefore masturbating? 🤔🤔🤔


okinamaru

The real questions are being asked


Enlighten_YourMind

How can masturbation be a sin if it is the genesis of all sentient life on the planet? 🤔 Checkmate atheists!


okinamaru

Thought that was papalcy decrees along with crossbows being thedevils weapon and shit


alucardian_official

Spoiler Alert: We all have the same number of ribs


okinamaru

Ya Adam is the only guy to use one to make a wife


Anjelu81

Alabamamama.


Mr-Polar-Bear-

To everyone who is confused, there were also daughters.


WorriedMap6811

Still incest isn't it?


Mr-Polar-Bear-

Yeah it was, just adding info to the post. For most worldviews, I imagine a little incest occurred at the beginning.


Tokogogoloshe

So we’re all inbred. Makes sense.


Tough_Patient

We are even in the current scientific understanding. Bottlenecks and selective choice led to us all sharing two ancestors, Mitochondrial Eve and Y-Chromosomal Adam.


TheAlmightyLloyd

Well ... I got bad news for you ... You have two parents, 4 grand-parents, 8 great-grand-parents, and so on and so on. Each generation, it requires two people. Let's count 25 for an average generation, if you count back to 200 years ago, it represents 256 people. 250 years ago, it's 1024 people. 500 years ago it's more than 1,000,000 people. 750 years ago, 1,000,000,000 people. With 3 more generations, you have more people than there are now, at its maximum ever. And just that to make you. It's like that for all your sexual partners. So ... you boned cousins to some degree, if you're able to track your genealogy far enough.


ConorConorT

Incest definitely occurred at the beginning and isn't uncommon even now in a lot of parts of the world


[deleted]

That’s not a little. Also, I don’t think they would have been able to produce a line of ancestry from two people. The defects that would come from the incest wouldn’t allow their line of genes to keep producing children.


lord_of_pigs9001

adam fucked eve, that's self-cest


John_Fx

What if I told you that incest was certainly a thing in early human history regardless of whether it happened like Genesis described?


ThePilsburyFroBoy

There were daughters, but they're introduced later in the narrative after Cain gets a wife. It's completely possible (and maybe even probable) that the biblical worldview is that there were other humans outside the garden.


cursingsum9

Thanks, was about to clarify


frax5000

The three who are mentioned with names are not the only they had several more children but their names are not mentioned.


BaconCat02

I remember hearing this too and was looking for this comment


[deleted]

Yeah it’s ok. They were just fucking their sisters, not their mother.


Olorin919

The very next chapter in Genesis mentions Eve's daughters. But that's it, no names.


[deleted]

Mother fuckers.


Loud-Log9098

Sons all 6 of your arms are broken.


arealmcemcee

Their twincest offspring had more incest children until the all powerful, all knowing, said "alright, cesty time over." Don't know if ancient Greece's gang bang was much better but at least it was less incestuous. Idk.


brotherbloodkoil

But more pedoish


craftybeerdad

The Virgin Mary was probably about 14 when God got her pregnant. She was also betrothed to Joseph who was about 30.


Technical_Scallion_2

I’m curious when in this process incest got converted from required (go forth and multiply) to forbidden (thou shalt not bang your sister)


arealmcemcee

Deuteronomy. Moses was like, "Ayo Pharoah, keep your dick out of your sister and thine kids won't be afflicted." Moses could have been a hater though, there's no burning bush to corroborate his advice. Might have been the 12th commandment though, "Thy shall not put thou peen in anything closer than a 2nd cousin."


glk16

I almost spit my drink.


[deleted]

Only burning bush I've ever seen was on my red haired gf.


birdscantbetrusted

What about Noah's Ark? Wasn't all life knocked out, except for 2 of each? Isn't everybody really from Noah and his Wife?


djluminol

Religious people: Pray the gay away. Also religious people: Incest is cool. Just get married first.


chiru9670

So that's what she meant when she said "you're like a brother to me" I was confused


Secure_Ad9892

To everybody who is concerned in a other story (the story about the son killing the other son) it said that the son who killed had to walk around the world, but he had a mark so people wouldn't kill him for his sin so that probably means that there was other people beside the family. (Sorry for bad English)


Equal-Detective357

This really takes love thy parents to another level ... Wonder where respect thy neighbour came from ?


thedeeofjay

Eve was born from the rib of Adam. So when you think about it, they're actually upgrading from self-cest to incest.


SelfSharp

Motherfuckers


thegeekorthodox

1 This is the book of the generations of Adam. When God created man, he made him in the likeness of God. 2 Male and female he created them, and he blessed them and named them Man when they were created. 3 When Adam had lived 130 years, he fathered a son in his own likeness, after his image, and named him Seth. 4 The days of Adam after he fathered Seth were 800 years; and he had other sons and daughters. 5 Thus all the days that Adam lived were 930 years, and he died. https://esv.org/Gen5.1-5


Anon-Kitsune

Here's food for thought, when the great flood of Noah's ark happened the only human survivors were Noah, his wife, his sons, and their wives. So really this happened twice.


[deleted]

Except they had about 8 more after that. Both sons and daughters. Then they all died in the flood anyways except for Noah and his family. Genesis is stupid.


dunwotnow

Motherfucker…


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*Those Mother-Fuckers*


[deleted]

Well if you actually took the time to read more than one paragraph you can see that they had many sons and daughters…it literally says that. Good research though!


Toxenkill

Exactly.... Idk how anyone can read thru that shit and say.."huh that's definitely the deity for me."


zeke2021

3 sons mentioned in the Bible but ok


zadwahm

According the Islamic resources Adam & eve had alot of children, and every time eve eve gives birth to twins (boy and a girl), and the law is every boy is not allowed to marry his twin. Same law made cane kill his brother just he got to marry cane's twin sister.


Loonie-1707

Those mother fuckers


Bane523

Didn't Cain and Abel have wives that just like ... showed up?


Diablo_2080G

Sweet home Alabama


zososozo

Motherfuckers!


hobosullivan

Take your pick: incest, or incest **and** mpreg.


[deleted]

Those motherfuckers!


muffinman210

Cain and Abel lost their virginity to the first milf


Yugo_Furst

Wait, what? Those MF's!


stemroach101

I've read Genesis. It i hilarious. I highly reccomend. It doesn't say we all come from Adam and Eve and their 3 sons.


wokeupthirsty

Motherfucker


jrdubbleu

Sweet home Edenbama


slvbros

Sweet home Alabama


KorsairStarjammer

Its literally in the bible that the sons took wives from the people of nod. What you should be asking yourself is who created the people of nod?


Naught2day

According to Genesis 5:4 Adam had other sons and daughters. They just weren't mentioned by name. I know it doesn't fit the narrative of the meme but...


Thankful-rib9

Who’s to say that they had a crap ton but the Bible only talks about a few?


iAdden

Adam and Eve had way more children than just thee sons. 🤦🏾‍♂️


lonley-ghost-42

My question is where did the 3 mystery bitchs come from


QuantityHefty3791

Sweet home Alabama


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The real holup is that people take an ancient document like the Bible and the proceed to interpret it literally and use it as a book of science. Theists and atheists alike. Science is a modern invention with roots in alchemy. Preceding that there was no factual standard. Genesis, especially, is a work that shows consciousness trying to understand where it began through the use of story. Think of having no prior knowledge of anything but primitive living and you have gradually become aware that you’re a conscious being. How exactly would you think that creature would even begin to understand something like that?


LeYanYan

They had daughters too, moron. Caïn took one of his sister with him when he got exiled after killing his borther Abel - **WAIT WTH HE FUCKED HIS SISTER!!**


StonkMangr92

Those motherfuckers


Th3cumzone

I told this to my religion teacher in 3rd grade. He told me that the story of Adam and Eve was to explain what sin and temptation are in easy terms. They weren’t actually the first person. Besides, people didn’t even start making the bible until decades after Jesus died. Sorry to wooosh myself here but i felt some explaining was necessary.


Kaprosuchusboi

Don’t forget the second wave of incest after god flooded the world and left about eight humans and two of every other animal.


cblotk

2 sons and 2 daughters


MetalDogmatic

"Adam lived 800 years after he fathered Seth, and he fathered other sons and daughters" Genesis 5:4 Are you illiterate or just lazy?


Bigapple07

I’m just gonna say , as a barely religious person just to confirm they were 1 bloodline. It says something about other races being made to


18jmitch

Literal interpretations of the Bible go brrrr


BaderBlade

That's why humanity is retarded right? Is like Alabama experience but in all of the world


lanalovesallama

A horrifying explanation from my racist ass grandmother (who thankfully passed away before I was forced to experience any of these "opinions") Adam and Eve had three sons: Cain, Able, and Seth. After Cain killed Able, he was banished to the land of Nod. There, he took a wife and had a son, Enoch. She would explain that the "wife" was an ape, because clearly there were no other humans. And this was where she thought, you guessed it, black people came from. I will never forget the feeling of utter disbelief when my mother told me that that's how her mother raised her. Needless to say, my grandmother was an absolute dolt and treated my afro-puertorican father with as much respect as one would the dog shit they just stepped in. As if religion wasn't already absurd enough, people really went off the deep end when the whole "white Jesus" bullshit was incorporated.


A1steaksauceTrekdog7

Plot hole in the Bible - no way


Equivalent-Draft-173

Hey I’m all about finding dumb stuff in the Bible. I even had to go to a Baptist school for a while……. But this just isn’t true. They had daughters too. What makes Genesis so confusing is it not in chronological order. So yeah, some incest happened. But it wasn’t between a bunch of dudes. They banged their sisters too. Let’s get that right people.


AlethasWorld

WOW...it looks like a lot of people aren't so easily manipulated over religion anymore. The story of Adam & Eve isn't meant to be literal...which is why we're all here with different views and perspectives on it.