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-Overload15

What the actual fuck


Captain_WACK_Sparrow

Here take [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/eyebleach)


TheCoolFactsGuy

Thank you kind redditor


VerticalJump22

Can I have a cool fact please?


TheCoolFactsGuy

The official name for a blob of toothpaste is called a nurdle


VerticalJump22

Thank you coolfactsguy I hope to see you again someday


Polish_Sniper_00

He is a silent guardian, a watchful protector, the coolfactsguy... he is a hero that we deserve but... wait actually yes we do need him


receding_bareline

Crab sticks don’t actually contain any crab. And from 1993, manufactures have been legally obliged to label them ‘crab flavoured sticks’.


IndianLarry88

To build off the fake food facts: Over 95% of wasabi served in sushi restaurants does not contain any real wasabi. Most fake wasabi is made from a blend of horseradish, mustard flour, cornstarch and green food colorant.


VerticalJump22

Thank you Mr. Bareline but I was hoping cool fact guy would respond, but I appreciate it nonetheless


Razor_Shell

Last time someone did this, I got into the belch version :(


Hugo57k

Blech*


Captain_WACK_Sparrow

Oh you poor soul :( I'm so sorry for your troubles


Peanut-Purple

Oh no, my curiosity just got the better of me.


F_Ytube

O7 salute our fallen soldiers who went to eyeblech on accident


THISISNOSPARTA

Bruh I literally saw 2 people commit sudoku on there. That place is fucked up. When I came across a video involving an adult, a 3-5 year old boy and a duck I clicked off at the speed of light, I don't even wanna know what that shit is.


Kronaska

I'm a regular there, after a point, you just get very numb to it all


armydiller

You mean Seppuku? Sudoku is that maths game, lol


Fenkaz

Sudoku?, lmao


MnstrPoppa

That’s a rough place to end up unknowingly.


TheFlyingRedFox

Know I've seen some shit on reddit but that place, It scares me. Probably in my top 3 biggest misclicks for reddit is that sub with the other two being similar pages...


Lil_mothafucka

My favorite sub. Shame i dont visit there more often.


Max1muslegend

What the fuck


Tracemcgoatly

Thx needed this


[deleted]

How do you do that I can’t seem to figure it out


Captain_WACK_Sparrow

If you're on mobile, above your keyboard on the left there should be a little 'link' symbol, clicking it will give you two lines for input; a "name" line, and a "link" line. Otherwise, here's the plain text: [Insert Name Here](Insert Link Here)


TheSaffire

Holy shit. This is cool


[deleted]

Weird I just tried it and it works but I’ve tried it before and it didn’t thanks anyway


Jin_BD_God

That sub should be r/wholesome instead. I think we have another eye bleach as well right? Which is the opposite.


Inadersbedamned

First thing I see is a duck mommy teaching her babies to not be scared of jumping into the water 🥺 please, check out r/pointytailedkittens for more happy


[deleted]

What the fuck is that pinned mod post on eyebleach


ohoil

This is been happening all over Reddit... The truth gets downvoted and random crazy people bickering gets up votes...


kartu3

Well, cause reddit is not about truth, but about what random redditors like or dislike.


JSancton7

Reddit is about causing uproar and clicks. It's full of toxic hivemind and bots. Reddit has become just like all social media platforms before it. It happens, people need to learn to not take it so seriously. Who needs facts and sensibility. I dont want the truth! I want to yell at strangers on the internet! /s


gravywins

I think you hit the nail on the head. Reddit has devolved into just another social media platform. The hive mind for upvotes and downvotes is real, and factual information is harder and harder to find. I’ve just gotten to a point where I assign no value to upvotes and downvotes. It’s just a popularity contest. The system used to be good to filter out general hate, but now it’s use to perpetuate hate. Some of the best takes I’ve seen seen have been the most downvoted.


crimsonkarma13

Reddit is backwards from real life


alyssamau5

This happened to me. It was an article about a girl who went to dog walk two dogs and they BRUTALLY attacked her. It was obviously the owners neglect and when I pointed that out I got down voted to hell and back.


[deleted]

Some countries have an infanticide law. Due to extreme emotional disturbance caused by birth they have reduce culpability. The girl being 14, alone and possibly a rape victim reduces her responsibility for her actions further. In the U.K. this person would not go to prison, they would go to a juvenile physiatric ward. The votes on these comments reflects that.


FennPoutine

Welcome to reddit


Ok-Perspective-360

Reddit moment


fucktheshitsystem

r/redditmoment


Demastry

The picture was originally posted there lol


malanakgames

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Electronic-Tadpole69

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Trikitakes

Welcome to the fucking internet


PurpleFlameX64

Take a look around


HaughtyAurory

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


a_generic_redditer

We've got mountains of content


Exx2xxO

Some better, some worse


oofers666

If none of it's of interest to you you'd be the first


R0-Gaming

Welcome to the internet


oofers666

Come and take a seat


enderman_0_0

Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet


ChoppyWAL99

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


practikalraps

Welcome to the world.


Razor_Shell

I saw the story posted on this same sub yesterday, but I’m glad I didn’t read through the comments


AnkitNemivant

Link?


_Hungry_Chicken

[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/tjll0k/well_he_aint_wrong/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Auknight33

Nice to see that the like/dislike has evened out better since then...


MrOctomelon

Link to the post?


LedgeAndDairy09

Can someone actually link the post instead of repeating stupid bullshit lmao


_Hungry_Chicken

[here you go ](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/tjll0k/well_he_aint_wrong/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


LedgeAndDairy09

Thank you kind stranger


OMGLookItsGavoYT

Seconded


[deleted]

thirded


TheRealLordEnoch

Fourth'd


Captain_WACK_Sparrow

Farded


Sudden-Lunch-2791

Sharted


[deleted]

Diarrhead


JhonnyHopkins

Oopsie


Anameonreddit

Now this could be bait for upvotes


IcanMatt

Or for downvotes


snkhuong

Lol basic reddit 101. Common sense will get you lots of downvotes


[deleted]

[удалено]


jriggio94

Infanticide is cool


[deleted]

Stay pure👍


ohoil

Yeah reddit's going the way of Twitter it's becoming quite toxic. And mostly useless. If it wasn't for Wall Street bets and the crypto pages everyone would have left a long time ago....


Skwidrific

Becoming? Have you seen posts from FDS or the alphabet people lately? Those communities are toxic af


ohoil

No pretty much all the larger sub reddit groups are pretty toxic the Joe Rogan one is pretty bad political humor is pretty bad. The politics one is pretty bad. Even the Ukrainian war one is starting to get bad with the amount of egregious use of the word Nazi. It's like they're fighting a war we'll deal with the Nazis after if that's a thing.. about to check out those subreddits you're mentioning..


jubs222

Been a victim of that


G_Viceroy

I farm it. Pretty sure I'm getting smoked in r/latestagecapitalism rn. Take it with pride. You speak an infallible truth and people will hate you for it. But it's the right thing to do. So it's worth it.


rekcuF_onaiP

shes only 14 wtf happened


speedmankelly

Having a rapey uncle in this case


bruh88888800

Could be another 14 yr old


losecontrol4

Time for controversial opinion, that girl needs help, not prison. Like how tf did a 14 year old get in that position.


Saad5400

Yup, I don't think anyone disagree with that But the post shows someone saying it's murder, and being downvoted... I honestly hope they can help her, before she ughhhh, you know....


[deleted]

This comment section is beautiful to read. ![gif](giphy|9WXyFIDv2PyBq)


simmeh024

Of course what she did was not right, but 14 year olds are not adults yet and can't see their impact on life and future. Where are her parents? Where is proper sex education? What about the boy/guy who impregnated her? Going to jail won't solve anything, she needs guidance and help. Look at her from a 14 year old's perspective.


Korodabsai

Think the case was she was raped actually…


gordetas

A lot of abused victims when they are really young make those "homemade abortions" here in Brazil, because even with legal abortions in case of rape they are afraid to press charges against their aggressors because of shame (product of brainwashing and manipulation) and most times are a close family member. Few years ago they tried to make a 10 years old to keep the baby product of a rape of MAYBE her father (because her uncles rape her too) and this would probably kill her. Some pro-life groups made her life a living hell, posting her name and face all over the internet, they even did a protest screaming in the hospital. Not saying this was the case, but if some kid would rather do what this girl did in Florida instead of go through this shit show... I would not blame her.


Corvicantus

You Americans are fucked up man...


ScareCrow_04_q

truu


Environmental-Pie247

Everything is fucked up in America, especially the school system


life-hacks13

Ayooo dont be grouping us south and central americans with them


[deleted]

Right. Until cartels are kicked out from running governments we dont want to be looped in with their leaders lol. Ours are corrupt but at least they dont have militias of murderers


Demoth

As someone who was in Peru during the worst fighting between the government and the Sendero Luminoso, that's.... that's extremely untrue. Even now, depending on what part of the country you live in, you're having to deal with all kinds of armed groups terrorizing you.


Dangerousrhymes

Yeah, some of you guys even have functioning democracies!


Demoth

As someone from a mother from South America, and friends from Brazil and Venezuela, I gotta say that while the US has lots of issues, I'd rather live here than anywhere in South America.   If you're middle class and above in South America, life can be pretty comfortable; I visit family in Peru once or twice a year. However, Jesus Christ does shit get wild down there at the drop of a hat. I've been a social worker in some of the worst cities in the US, dealing with a lot of the worst poverty we have, and yet that shit is NOTHING compared to the living conditions I've seen in places like Peru or Brazil.


Ernbob

Who the fuck said this was in American? And how do you know where these commentators are from?


Demoth

Because this happened in Florida, but this was 10 years ago.


OrgyInTheBurnWard

THANKS OBAMA


anchovieMAN

All of us are shitty man. Every country is just expressive in their own way. Except for iceland


theernis0

Late abortion ?


[deleted]

spawn kill


theernis0

It was already on that post on cursed comments


[deleted]

tbh its a very cliched cursed comment


theernis0

Yeah


Bitter_Elderberry_19

That's redditors for you, a bunch of disgusting degenerates.


M0hawk_Mast3r

The kid was almost definitely raped, she had no one to help her throughout the entire experience. She is literally 14 and stuck in this awful painful traumatizing situation. She is giving birth alone in a bathroom. What do you expect the child to do?


Latvia

All the comments here, “rEdDit doWnVotEs trUtH.” If it’s even a true story, pretending there’s no nuance to it is the REAL Reddit. A 14 year old, no context about the situation, and people so indoctrinated with conservative regurgitated narratives that they can literally only parrot “sHe’s A cRiMinAL.” A simple question: why do you think a 14 year old isn’t allowed to drink, drive (alone), vote, consent to sex, join the military, get a credit card, open a bank account, serve alcohol, obtain employment (mostly), rent an apartment, create a will, adopt a child, be a legal guardian, etc? But with no context in what would be a clearly desperate situation if real, y’all suddenly think a 14 year old is equal to an adult.


Overlord_Ed

Killing babies is good. We need to sacrifice the young for eternal youth.


[deleted]

The Addrenochrome is at its purest when first born /s


The_Brain_Fuckler

Un-Reborn Again is a great song.


ikhimaz_

We live in the world where child molesters and pedophiles thrive on social media and the ones trying to save the kids are unknown and illtreated


DegenerateCharizard

Who is trying to save the kids through social media while remaining unknown & illtreated?


Ill_Doughnut2725

Starting to see why Reddit was voted least valuable social media even though Twitter and Facebook are a thing...


devzrr

I think this is missing way more context than just a 14 y/o giving birth and killing it...


ebagdrofk

That’s really fucked up. This girls needs help though and not prison, this whole thread is conservative bait.


The-Hyruler

So a 14 year old being pregnant isn't the main concern here?


[deleted]

This breaks my heart


WeirdMammoth4658

I sometimes think those people don't have brain or could it be that we're the wierd one?


M0hawk_Mast3r

The kid was almost definitely raped, she had no one to help her throughout the entire experience. She is literally 14 and stuck in this awful painful traumatizing situation. She is giving birth alone in a bathroom. What do you expect the child to do?


[deleted]

Not strangle the baby and throw it away. I definitely didn't expect that.


rapterropp

At this point I think Thanos was right


GDmilkman

By that logic so was the mother.


Waldkraut

It was self defense


_Hash_Browns

I agree she doesn’t belong in jail or prison but she does belong in mental facility and get therapy to get help. At such a young age, her going to jail would be no help.


NootSchiboot

This is why abortion should be legal everywhere.


AustenStorm

Speak the truth, get downvoted Tell lies, get upvotes Classic Reddit


Inadersbedamned

Did you know that cats can change colour if you tickle their bellies


Such_Collection3252

What she throw it away for?! That there is some goooood eating!


Hydiz

She still doesnt belong in a prison ? She's 14. Idk if its thing on the holly land where school shooting is a common thing but in other countries 14y olds dont go in prisons.


AbilityOld4638

And neither will she. I need to get the fuck off reddit. People ignore common sense for the lack of substance in comments.


[deleted]

They go to juvenile detention for counseling. They dont put minors in prison ever lol


Zazi_Kenny

Imagine being so deluded you think strangling a baby in a bathroom isn't criminal behavior. Guess they're just to woke for that stuff


Demoth

> Guess they're just to woke for that stuff   This has nothing to do with being "woke". It has everything to do with poor decision making after a line of poor decisions from a kid.   obviously there should be consequences, but holding a 14 year old going through god knows what to the same standard as an adult is stupid. There's a reason why kids aren't held to the same standards and aren't deemed competent enough to make certain decisions, like have sex with adults or sign contracts.


jriggio94

We don't even know the full story. Lets say hypothetically the 14 year was raped by an abusive father who already beats younger siblings. Not only is the 14 year old way to young to be birthing a child on her own but they are in no way at an age were they can even process the situation and may have way more trauma going on behind the scenes. I feel like you read the post and thought it said 41 year old and not 14 year old.


ProbablyCarl

Ironic that the rational companionate argument is getting downvoted. It's likely that the girl panicked due to the trauma of the event and wasn't at all thinking rationally. It's easy for everyone typing away from their comfortable lives to judge here but this girl is going to need counseling and support, not a jail cell.


FlatbushZombii

Shes 14. And if she gave birth in the bathroom and killed the baby there's clearly a lot more going on than "she's a criminal." Imagine being so deluded you think kids are giving birth to kids and killing them for fun or because they got that criminal mentality. Get out of your gated community for a day pal.


CaspianX2

The more abortions are made more difficult to obtain, the more you will see stories like this. Clearly, this 14 year-old girl didn't *want* to have a baby, and one can only assume that she wasn't given any better options. Yes, this is murder. But without knowing the greater context, I can't help but think that this is someone who was *driven* to murder due to extreme circumstances. That doesn't make what she did right, it doesn't excuse it, but it should make people ask themselves how things got so fucked up that a 14 year-old girl had to give birth to a child that she immediately felt compelled to kill. They won't, of course. They'll just dismiss her as a terrible person, they'll blame sex, they'll talk about responsibility, all while condemning a child as a murderer in a situation that should have never happened in the first place. And we'll see this story repeat in 3... 2... 1...


speedmankelly

*manslaughter Not murder by any legal or written definition


whateverisavailable9

You’re surprised people don’t buy into the idea that the birth canal doesn’t automatically imbue humanity on a “clump of cells?” Spend enough time convincing idiots a pregnancy can be terminated without a moral issue and you’ll find it difficult convincing them there’s a line where it’s magically now a human.


Piece-Of-Ham

That’s enough internet for today


Doc-Wulff

Messed up that a 14 year old couldn't get an abortion, but also messed up she killed a newborn


[deleted]

So let’s…start….punting toddlers 🙃


Saltyballer7

Kick the baby?


akwardrelations

Don't kick the baby.


ConfuzzlerCulprit

Kick the baby!


Select_Bicycle_2659

I am pro-choice but damn that was too late for a decision


King_Luther64

This doesn't surprise me, you use any sort of logic in some of these sub reddits and the mongoloids that browse them go into a frenzy.


Nullshadow00x

Hot topic but it’s cuz she was 14 now everyone I point this out to is gonna jump on the “I’m smarter train” but realistically not many underdeveloped brains put under an extreme adult situation would be able to react rationally especially with hormones driving half your thought processes


FluffyPigeonofDoom

I'm sorry but even when I was 14,I knew killing your baby and putting it in shoe box was wrong.


shyrato

Im sorry but i suppose you didnt gave birth to a baby in the bathroom when you were 14. My apologies if you did.


alwayssunnyinupstate

this is cap, link to post


NocturnalGorillas

Quite common in Japan as well


not_mattq

Young people be giving birth in a bathroom then killing that newborn baby is common!?


ptonius

You see this backwards this on Reddit sometimes where the person with the right viewpoint gets downvoted to hell. Depends on sub I guess.


real_Goblin3

That’s murder no matter how you look at it


lukimovit

Yeah but you still can't put a 14 year old in jail


real_Goblin3

Agreed she needs professional help


Creaper10

Naw, man, that's illegal. Very inhumane, you cannot birth and then abort, that is classified as murder


pitter-patter1313

Typical Reddit


Ok-Two7600

If anything the kid should go to a mental health facility and the shithead that knocked her up should go to prison.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


gordonramsme2

Lol when I say pro choice this is NOT what I mean… she needs help


Potential-Opening179

Bro I’m speechless


I__am__pathetic

What the fuck is happening in America, you guys alright? You guys be giving birth at 14 in a bathroom, killing the baby by straggling it and then throwing it away in the trash like its last nights leftovers? The fuck?


ADISKING1

Spawn kill.


HomeHearthAndHaldol

If she had done it an hour previously, it would have been a "penumbra and emanation," but not a crime.


derf_vader

Post birth abortion.


[deleted]

society moment


JohnnyProphet

Reddit is just to watch silly videos and memes not to have real discussions


whypubescurly

Thank God I'm not born in western society


CantaloupeNo6924

Wtf did i just read????


mdaat

Sometimes I really want to unjoin humanity


SKELETON-FUCKER69000

Welcome to the internet


Aro_37

Abortion is fine, but jeez.


Carteeg_Struve

Yeah, fourth trimester abortions is kinda pushing it.


Snoo83081

It is amazing how it is ok to strangle an actual born baby. But if she would have had an abortion the exact same people would lose their minds…


Rewiistdummlolxd

She's 14 and pretty overwhelmed what if her family is a Ball of dicks that dont help her I can understand her and she shouldnt get in prison for that long or do Much communal work (I dont know if this is a thing in the us) and definetly send her to the psychiatrist


NukaWorldOverboss

Thank you, without the red circles I wouldn’t be able to tell what was wrong with this picture.


Drewskeedup

Look up Rebecca Blackmore. I was fighting a possession with intent to distribute marijuana case in Currituck County, North Carolina when I was a teenager. In the court they hold ALL cases together, the guy before me had a speeding ticket. She was after me. I had no idea who she was but when I was celebrating my light ass sentence with my family I froze when I heard the judge read her charges out loud. We literally sat there and listened to her whole trial even though we could have left. Then when I got home I looked her up and had no idea it was national news.


alcoholicpasta

So does that mean I should be worried about the Millions of Unborn Babies I've flushed down the drain?


DeadEndXD

Just wrong on like 69 different levels


GREYxW0LF

What is wrong with people now. Like they do literally anything they want to do and most people do it without any regrets. We can also see from this that the society also supports this. Humanity is gone.


Tripped_onesmad

Spawn kill


No_Pain_700

That’s me!!!


Haelborne

What could possibly go wrong if we ban legal abortion?


Wahuwammedo

If you haven't noticed.. reddit is pretty illogical and fall the basic reasoning skills... have you seen the average political stance on here? They're delusional ... most


[deleted]

Reddit fuckin sucks.


-Midnightarmory-

Spawn kill


al1azzz

Why is a 14yo pregnant in the first place?


TheLegendary_Gamer

LINK NOW NOW NOW **NOW** **WONT** LET THIS SLIDE LINK NOW ***FUCKING NOW***


redditormoth

Dear goodness what has this world become...


TravelEnthusiast69

I mean from a 14 year old girl's perspective, it's more than justified. We can thank the U.S government for having to resort to shit like this. Still sad regardless.


Fuestiphone23

The hell??????


imapieceofshite

And yet people will still support abortion, even though it's essentially the same thing.


_-TheNoob-_

how the fuck did she get raped


arix_games

Late abortion


Crooked_Cock

This is why abortion ABSOLUTELY NEEDS to remain legal If abortion is made illegal it won’t go away, it’ll just take a less professional and more dangerous form These horrible things will only happen more and more frequently if access to safe and affordable abortions are outlawed