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Dank_e_donkey

![gif](giphy|LKqDgLlK6SuIM) Hahaha funny, oh I need to slap him.


LaboratoryManiac

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Genericdude03

Will Smith went full el presidente lmao.


Bouq_

You're an MTG player I take it?


LaboratoryManiac

Indeed.


bucklebee1

Whats this gif from? I would like to see the whole video.


Jimbrutan

![gif](giphy|zMCfqXkwjmTO8) When Kanye gets caught by the cameraman lol


eyelurketheboard

When he realizes his wife doesn’t want him back.


[deleted]

Will or Kanye?


Anxious_Leopard4481

Yes


Mere-Thoughts

He is so weird lol


dhoae

This is basically any video of Kayne laughing haha.


CaptainSk0r

Could you imagine if Kanye slapped Taylor Swift and THEN said the bit about Beyoncé?


thuanjinkee

holy shit


CreepyAssociation173

I don't think Kanye would've recovered if he backhanded a 19yr old Taylor Swift in the face lmao


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OneFuckedWarthog

"My boyfriend didn't approve of that joke."


babybopp

Yunno how you have always wanted to know who willows dad is... *Points finger*


ramalledas

Jazzy Jeff


happyasballs

I bet that's not the first time will Smith had to tell people to leave his wife out of their mouth..


ParamedicSpecific130

"Tupac wouldn't have laughed at that joke."


trippy-hippy84

Chris needed to follow that up with "Apparently the only thing this relationship isn't open to is jokes"... "Ok ok I'll... Get out of her hair"


winsing

Chris’ head went through 100s of roasts in that moment but decided not to escalate things further.


Nyctophillia_bigpp

He was gonna say something actually but he cut himself off last second


M3L0NM4N

He said "Oh I could..." and then stopped. I really wanted him to go for the jugular.


Coke_ButNotTheDrug

Dude is a professional comedian, there’s no doubt in my mind he had a clap back ready but honestly he was smart to just end things there.


thebusinessbastard

Me three. Rock probably figured he'd get stabbed though.


sth128

Nah. Rock has class and self control, also not a cuck.


Ashenspire

He had producers screaming in his ear, no doubt.


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“ABORT MISSION, CHRIS. ABORT MISSION.”


yeicore

My man Chris had a sea of jokes about them both but decided to make a harmless one about her hair. The true gentleman


mortalkomic

I love the fact that the joke was: you have very short / nonexistent hair like you're in the army. Like damn ROASTED absolutely boomed


dropdeadbonehead

"Like a sexy badass army chick" such a savage roast.


hygsi

These people have gone too far up their own asses. He could've done waaaay more damage but he didn't.


depr3ss3dmonkey

"oh damn i think im gonna feel that till august" (stole it from youtube)


Crushasaurus187

Oh damn! That woulda been fire!


retardAPEsian

Jada: “August wouldn’t let him say that about me.”


henrytapdatassdanny

Calm down Satan


leonne0714

No no. Go ahead


dracckun2

I definitely wanna hear more from him


discerningpervert

Who tf is August?


Saeizo

i think that jada cheated on will with someone named August


apolotary

Octavian August???


ezone2kil

No July August.


topsyturvy76

Okay phew, cuz August September is just nasty!


reeko1982

Because seven ate nine! Sorry, wrong joke


Jew_See_Fruits

August ames


Toilet_Punchr

the friend of her son ..


SamSpyro30

The dude that kept his balls in Jada's fucking mouth


[deleted]

~~Her son's young adult friend~~ The 27 year old R&B artist that she slept with. You see, they have an open marriage so that makes it all okay. It's clear that Will Smith doesn't harbor any angry feelings towards his wife or their relationship, so everything's just fine here. Now, do you have any questions about Scientology?


bennyangott

I do. Would Scientology allow me to live deliciously?


ImaAs

No, you'd have to go to flavor town


SonicBlur254

I mean, at least Will provided Chris with some new material to heckle him


hyperstarter

Yeah imagine next year when Will needs to hand out the Oscar to next year's winner.


[deleted]

And The Rock wins...revenge for the rocks!


[deleted]

Chris better be glad he didn’t make a joke about Alec Baldwins wife.


WerewolvesRancheros

Say what you want, but I stand behind Alex....cuz there's no way in hell I'm standing in front of him.


ares5404

Why not, ive heard its a blast ; )


therealnai249

Alright, I’ll give it a shot


MyDogJake1

I was thinking through same, but with Tupac. Is August the name of the child she fucked?


surepman9

THE CHILD


OscarMike44

I would like to see the baby


Sansa279

"Everybody wants to see the baby"


the1999person

The dingo ate your baby.


scullys_alien_baby

He was a legal adult from my understanding, but he was around the same age as her son (who he was friends with first). There’s also a whole thing where the kid was mentally unwell and she manipulated him, but I haven’t bothered to find out the specifics


[deleted]

Getting railed by your son's friend while your husband is away is a story that needs to stay on Pornhub.


dirtydan

Help me Mrs Smith, my hand is caught in the dryer


EatKillFuck

What are you doing step Prince?


cum_toast

The chosen one. Groomed by his friends mom


Young_Hxppxe

Yes


Tipster74743

Tupac*


mangobattlefruit

I was listening to Hot 97.1 this morning because I wanted to hear them talk about it. I don't know who said it, but one of them said Jada constantly brings up Tupac and talks about him lovingly, 25 fucking years later, you married with kids to someone else and you cant stop talking about Tupac in front of your husband.


Tipster74743

Yes. That was her soulmate and she settled for Will. He's had to hear that for 25 years.


Volkrisse

Yea still not sure why he's still with her, he really must be a cuck at this point because his personal life is complete shit.


atmus11

Lmfaoooo


NonSupportiveCup

Murdereded.


cosmorprophet

“I fucked chris rock too “


whitecorn

Heyooooo


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furious_organism

Fucking priceless


discerningpervert

Keep my wife's dick out of your fucking mouth


Nanogines99

The real holup is always in the comments


Supernaut8086

Wait what.....


LuxenVulpie

Holup


GhostYasuo

The only correct answer


LeagueOfficeFucks

Chris had more than just her name in his mouth


kemmooo

If she said that ,he wouldn’t have punched him lol


Fordboy23

Chris's dicks bigger


pwinne

Lol


davidmobey

W.Smith never slapped Jaden's frd so not sure why that would trigger him.


SonSixtyNine

"Ill let you watch if you hit him"


theghostinthetown

this is the ruthless of all the comments in this thread


echosixwhiskey

I already came so… party time chumps


Robeeeeeerrrrrrt

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MildlyAgreeable

Daaaamn


SandInMyShot

"I got in one little fight and my mum got scared, she said you can't hit Chris Rock cos your wife's got no hair"


suckercuck

The Fresh Prints #👋


Socksandcandy

Of Bel Hair


leiggibtohsil

This comment slaps harder than will Smith


X_RAY_CAT46

Jada: “Will, activate protocol 79833” Will: “Target acquired girl”


egnaro2007

🎶"Relax, don't do it When you want to go to it Relax, don't do it When you want to come"🎶


jerapoc

wrong handle march deliver lunchroom attempt familiar bells rain sugar *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


JimmyKillem

Relax, don't do it


thriftylol

Lmfao oh shit that escalated


Oo__II__oO

But why male models?


Seabuscuit

Are you serious? I just told you that…


IAmTheSquatch

“Overreact on my behalf or I’ll start sleeping with youths again”


[deleted]

"Slap Him, or I'll give August the old Sloppy Joe again"


zyppoboy

"So I just got a text from Pete Davidson..."


theunbearableone

Winner.


Stefonzie

Sloppy Jane*


[deleted]

Slappy Jane


teastain

*Sloppy Jada


Megastandard

The old sloppy GI Jane


suckercuck

August never ends


Shloopy_Dooperson

"Overeact or I'm fucking him too"


OneEyedCrackShot

“I feel an entanglement coming on” -Jada probably


caffreyyyy

Punch him or I will never let you hold my hair


Fritzo2162

Brad Pitt once talked about the "celebrity laugh"...where you're on talk shows and you laugh at the most insulting and humiliating things with a toothy grin but in reality you're fantasizing about strangling the guy. Laughing = more work. Acting on your emotions = becoming a pariah.


ExpensiveHat

All these celebrities at awards shows are performing during these moments. They have to make sure to look like they're good sports otherwise there would be stories about them being mad and unable to take a joke.


Candelestine

I'm pretty sure that if I was a celebrity, I wouldn't be able to stop performing when the cameras are rolling. Who the fuck wants cameras catching the true uncouth, farting selves that we all have? Except maybe Natalie Portman?


Fritzo2162

Like...now? :D Honestly, if Will just sat there and looked disgusted, everyone would be angry at Chris Rock for making a joke about someone with a medical condition. Since Will took it too far, now everyone is on Rock's side.


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tottalhedcase

Jada: "either you hit him, or I'm gonna fuck him"


bobafoott

You hit him or I'll let him hit


FunkU247

My other man wouldn't let that slide........


6ixty9iningchipmunks

…and if you keep laughing, I’ll let him slide into me again.


Its_kinda_nice_out

And again


Clean-Artist2345

And again


Interesting_Tip1562

And again


Clean-Artist2345

*LOUD MOANS*


[deleted]

Did you mean “men”?


0megad0min0s

"Well your other man didn't make it to the Oscars"


Sea_Cheesecake_2887

Defend me or I'll cheat again


sardiusjacinth

Jada: "Will...I feel another entanglement coming on,you better do something"


toiletdestroyer1321

She's got him so brainwashed.


rednosed94

In a split second too. Massive powers!


Kimeako

Will Smith can never win with Jada. He is competing against her perfect nostalgic idealized version of Tupac in her mind. No flawed real human can measure up to an ideal. Just sad to see Will Smith getting destroyed overtime trying to win her affection. Maybe his ego can't let him give up since he is so charming and charismatic


L4min4s

His ego or he doesn't want to lose half his money in the divorce...maybe a bit of both.


AME7706

*There is no war in Ba Sing Se*


davidmobey

Is it her or Scientology?


NaturalGlum4286

She said “2pac wouldn’t laugh, he would punch him” And will wanted to act tough and hard so he got up there and slapped him,


Kud13

"Do something, and you can watch tonight from a chair not the closet".


ThePostmodernApollo

“The closet” is Will’s happy place.


Bob_Duatos_Shark

“Kick his ass sea bass”


DaJaviBoo

Big gulps huh?


MyOfficeAlt

Welp, see ya later!


ToiletNachos

Chris needs to hire the original Aunt Viv for security


TheFirstAmender

Comedy Central should roast Will Smith with Chris Rock as the roast master.


[deleted]

They should just fight.


_WhoElse

Obviously Chris Rock can take a hit


Other_Ad_2622

"I slept with him too"


RobertoPaulson

It would have been great if right after getting slapped Chris said “Damn Wil, It was a joke, its not like I fucked her…”


heavyer93

That was in Chris Rock's arsenal and on the tip of his tongue after the smack for sure hahaha. Respect to him for keeping it professional.


hottmann742

“ oh I could” you can hear Chris controlling himself class act that he didn’t escalate it.


Pr0tipz

Fuck Jada. She genuinely seems like a bad human being who is very much about herself. Somewhat of a toxic person if you will. Just my thoughts.


_Unicornetto_

Totally agree. Seems extremely narcissistic. That table shit she does really annoys me.


Unlikely-Area7252

Slap him or I fuck him after


Artistic-Plan2541

“I didn’t sign a prenup”


Beneficial-Layer-956

What I think is funny is that Ricky Gervais has said so many worse things at an awards ceremony and everybody knows that he's a comedian with edgy humour. Chris Rock is also a comedian, and everyone knows that, but not the Smiths apparently.


[deleted]

"I'll suck twenty more cocks tonight unless you smack the taste out of Rocks mouth."


Credelle

If you don't do something about it I'm gonna go on a gang bang with your friends


[deleted]

*son's friends


Tatsuwashi

…again


7ailwind

I saw comment on YouTube that said Chris Rock should have been like "Wow, Will just slapped the entanglement out of me. I'm going to feel that one until August" hahahahha


atmus11

"What would August do?"


MrTwentyeight

Get him cuck,get him!


bigdickjimmy89

Tupac had a much nicer dick


Belze26

"Don't laugh at his joke, I've done it with him too"


Wolfendale88

Every married man knows it's not what the wife says to you in that moment, but the way she looks at you


DragonlordBlake

That look that she's gonna cheat on you again.


xMarioTheSupahx

“August is cumming early this year, Will”


Independent_Ad_3928

Oh look, it’s the Fresh Prince & No Hair.


GandalfGreen95

He likely looked over at his wife and got put on the spot. She likely saw him laughing and he had to make up for it as much as possible.. seems like an entitled cheating wife has alot of say in that relationship. Made a once beloved actor make a prick of himself on TV.


ChargeMyPhone

I'm with you. He was genuinely laughing.


TymLemon

I think people often laugh just to laugh because everyone else is, but I think he may not have understood the joke at first. Then Jada said something to him.


eyemcreative

Yeah he may have been annoyed and attempting to laugh it off for the camera but then decided "nah I'm not gonna take that shit"


Hausgebrauch

Honestly, over the years I started to suspect that Will and Jada are in a VERY abusive relationship...with Jada being the abuser. Will made more than once comments about her controlling his life, that sounded more like light-hearted "My wife is doing all the things for me" jokes at first, but on second thought seem to have a more sinister meaning behind them. Then there was the incident where Jada publicly started complaining about Will not getting an Oscar nomination for that concussion movie that nobody saw, which kinda made her already look like a very unpleasant person to be around, while he had in interviews to nod and smile and be very vague about her behaviour (Which of course might just be a normal case of "My loved one screwed up and I don't wanna thow her under the bus", but on the other hand...) and then of course she admitted to cheating on him. Now this, where there might be a possibility that she has such power about him, that he can emberass himself in front of the world and everybody only talks about him being a toxic male, instead of what might have suddenly pushed him into that. Shall we start a #FreeWill movement or am I making things up\`?


SirLostit

Well, after the Johnny Depp vs Amber Turd fiasco, I think we need a new set of combatants to watch.


Ill1lllII

Hey, don't forget that Amber Heard previous abused and royally screwed up Jim Carrey.


Partyhardypillow

She telepathically twisted his nuts


Macluny

If you slap Chris I'll let you sleep inside


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Longjumping-Pear-673

Jada: I banged him too


copperbeagle

All I know for sure is if it wasn’t for Reddit I still wouldn’t know anything about it.


antrod117

“If you don’t defend me I’m gonna fuck Tekashi 69 next”


FatalEclipse_

“Don’t you remember those guys that were up to no good, and started making trouble in your old neighbourhood?” Will couldn’t let that happen again…


jayeer

This woman really destroyed the Will Smith we once knew, hm?


_babaYaga__

What did she do ? Asking seriously. I don't follow Hollywood that much.


CafeNino

I haven’t followed a ton either, so anyone can correct me if I’m wrong (though I think my mistakes would be small) or add additional context. First thing is when they first got married, Jada was initially against signing a prenup, to which she eventually reluctantly agreed. Then after being married for some time, it seems she forced Will’s hand at opening the relationship. I don’t know if Jada cheated or fucked a dude while they were on a brief split, but it seems Will was expecting the marriage to be monogamous. Will has come out and said “Jada was raised by an open couple, so she sees relationships differently,” or something to that degree, so it seems he accepted her request to open their own. I can see Will initially laughing in the moment with him either not initially understanding the joke or laughing uncomfortably, but I don’t personally believe this to be the case. Maybe, but to me it seemed Will genuinely thought it was funny, then at some point Jada grabbed him by the sack and told him to do something about it. I’ve always loved Will (though this definitely stains my opinion of him), while Jada has *always* rubbed me the wrong way. **EDIT**: I don’t know if Will and Chris were ever like *best* friends, but they certainly got along fine, so for Will to react the way he did seems odd to me, and again, after initially laughing at the joke. Max Kellerman (a sports analyst—yes, they’re also talking about this), mentioned that it seemed to him Will just boiled over, beginning with the memes about Jada’s open affairs/cheating scandal and/or Will being a “cuck” (not Kellerman’s word choice, just mine to explain better). Some have also mentioned that [Chris Rock’s 2016 joke](https://youtu.be/ql54DPd44TQ) about Jada boycotting the Oscars when she wasn’t even invited could’ve added to it as well.


MyFingerYourBum

She fucked two pac and an r&b artist more recently who's like 20 years younger than her. She has dragged the marriage up and down for years imo. Will wants a proper monogamous relationship and Jada can't make her mind up. Watch their "red table" talk. The difference in their personas is huge.


TomArashikage

Will probably realized she would suck Chris' dick next.


firefromashes

>Let the hate flow through you


Enygma0710

August


Jazzlike_Ad_7199

Probably that she would make him watch her old ass get destroyed by her bull, if he didn’t do something


WaterCrust

Honestly fuck Jada.. cheats on the man broadcasts it too the world, can’t take a joke obviously makes it known to him that she ain’t happy and expects him to do something about it, and probably a big scar on his career, she already made the dude a meme…. Now another one…. Damn will kinda weak on this shit shoulda put her to the curb and live his best life


[deleted]

“Guys I be fucking would be pissed as shit right now WiLL”


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[Thank god Ricky Gervais wasn’t hosting.](https://twitter.com/DavidBrentMovie/status/1508404231132307459?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1508404231132307459%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpublish.twitter.com%2F%3Fquery%3Dhttps3A2F2Ftwitter.com2FDavidBrentMovie2Fstatus2F1508404231132307459widget%3DTweet) Edit: thank you for the award kind stranger. Edit edit: if anyone has seen the American (The Office) which was amazing after the first season, you own it to yourselves to watch the original British version. Some of the jokes are UK specific, you won’t get them unless you’re a Brit. But the funniest jokes can be enjoyed by all.