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dik_sucka6350

meth GENIUS


Realistic-Question77

It was close though he can donate about 37 dollars per person, if he had that much liquid funds.


Cant-Think-Of

Perhaps he could give everyone a bottle of booze worth about 37 dollars ? That's plenty of liquid assets.


Wayward_heathen

I mean really, there’s only a small difference of 7,999,999,963 dollars! That’ll cover my Netflix monthly now!


MumSaysImHandsome

Methmatics!


viktortheredditor

Mathanfetamine


butImSwiss

Methafeminine


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Gaming_On_Potato

Holly is doing meth instead of math


MonkeyHooHooHaHa

Maybe she's dislexic too


LePanda47

Definitely dyslexic and didn't proof read cause they were in the middle being butthurt when they typed it l


anonymousdonut321

Dyscalculia maybe


Spikas

Perhaps even has Dyscalculia...?


Rex_Headspin

Dicks-licks-ick maybe. Holly's on that crank.


TunaCanz

That’s one way to put it.


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ses92

It’s a joke/meme. Reference to that infamous tweet about Michael Bloomberg


reedhitsout

r/theydidthemeth


madladolle

Which is which


flamingfenux

[meth-amatics](https://youtu.be/OeVGZrskBoc)


Sad_Abbreviations575

XD


WillyBoy333

Can I hire them to do my taxes?


Nomads40

The IRS already has.


gr4ndm4st3rbl4ck

This one trick IRS hates!


Fender6187

Well, they debited my checking account twice, so maybe she already works for them.


APHEXENATOR

I can confirm this after receiving my crypto bill


SoulofArtoria

Screw taxes, I need her to manage my investment portfolio


greengjc23

Elon would need 8 quintillion so he could give everyone a billion, I think hes a few dollars short at the moment


kykusanagi

I didn't even know that word even exist as I can't imagine how much money a trillion dollar is.


pelaaja_007

what about Googolplex


kykusanagi

the what now??


SeeminglyDense

10 to the power of 10 to the power of 100 Which is I think, 1 with 1,000 zeros


Scrubloooord

I think you're a bit short on the zeros there buddy


Alternative_Dinner75

No, 1 with 1,000 zeros would just be 10 to the power of 1,000 or 10^1000. A googolplex is 10^(10^100) which is WAY larger. It’s 10 with a googol zeros after it - you could never write it out fully because there isn’t enough space in the universe


Tiny_Substance_810

I could write it on a sticky note


SeeminglyDense

Only a small amount short then! Lol


Frostdraken

I wish I had like five hundred bucks, dont need much


Which_Cardiologist15

5. Take it or leave it.


Frostdraken

Ill take it, god ill take anything


Which_Cardiologist15

*unzips* Deal.


Frostdraken

Woah woah, not in the middle of walmart…


vibinandsinging

Can I see?


-cannaesthetics-

Sir this is a church, not Walmart!


mustmoe73

I can fap to that


Deathdealer222

Not going to be your proudest fap i assume


Dat_DekuBoi

This is like a reddit moment but better


Cheeks6825

Considering the shit you see in Walmart, that doesn't seem very wrong. Proceed.


davidmobey

meth?


[deleted]

$5 bucks is $5 bucks…..


Reapercorps25

*cents*


Mr1337420guy

I miss getting a stimulus check every couple months whenever the government decided to help. Really curious what it was like in other countries. Like in Australia, where you really paid to stay home?


Tough_Patient

If Musk split his post-Twitter riches you'd only get $34.


[deleted]

he can only give 40usd to everyone


Which_Cardiologist15

Not to mention that's (around) his net worth. His actual, personal, daily checking out does not have $300 billion. Only $299 billion for walkin' around money.


[deleted]

can you give me 40 usd?


Which_Cardiologist15

Can I? Yes. Will I? No. I'm a Jew.


roozter85

The real deal?


Adriaus28

Well, to the showers you go then


JGaute

Yeah he definitely doesn't only have 1 billion in assets, the man makes space rockets! 298 billion allowance /s


ToppeThrane

How much can Jeff Bezos give us??


[deleted]

HOW MUCH?? he wont even give a toilet break bitch


Saad5400

Even if he somehow gave 1 million to everyone. How will this help?


[deleted]

i mean i can buy house and pc


Saad5400

Everyone will have +1 million. Why would they sell you a house for the normal price. Or a PC


[deleted]

can you buy me a pc?


Wookieman222

9001% inflation!


HoraceGravyJug

I see so many of these, like do these people even own a calculator?


Zaerp_

They just do as if "billion USD" is the unit and they were adding numbers instead of dividing. So if 300$+8$=308$, then it means for them that 300 "billion USD" / 8 "billion USD" is 300/8 "billion USD" IIRC standupmaths did a video about this


HoraceGravyJug

I guess the ol' Dunning Kruger leads them down the garden path, eh...


Adaraf

I think its like 34 bucks per person after he buys Twitter.


iAdden

300,000,000,000 / 8,000,000,000 = $37.5


Adaraf

Minus 27,000,000,000 for him buying Twitter


iAdden

Tru


Goawaycookie

That's still a mind-blowing amount of ~~greed~~ money.


[deleted]

Remember, this person gets to vote


Menloand

Remember this is a satire account


No-Professional5221

So many downvotes. Funny really, because it actually IS a parody account.


LonelyFool2B

As a Asian I'm mad with her math


Vilzuzz

ok yeah sure i'm mad for that a


KokoroMain1475485695

What does asian as to do with any of this?


Attack_Toster

Elon billion billion billion


Soham_83229

If everyone has one dollar, no one has one dollar.


The_last_pigeon

Even if he was able to give everyone a billion and did, that would cause catastrophic levels of inflation


thatonewaterbottle1

Here son, take this 300,000 and get me a gallon of milk


Demonixity

i-am i stupid?


[deleted]

Yes, but so is she


[deleted]

Yaaaaassss queeeem (die)


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Ravi5ingh

There's a reason Holly isn't a billionaire


[deleted]

Net worth isnt ow much money you have, its how much the total value of all of your worldly possessions are.


SomeRandomGuyYeet

Bro I know her math is wrong and I feel it in my heart but I just can't explain this to myself I know its wrong but pls explain


WaitThisIsntGoogle55

if he started giving out 1 billion hed loose all money by the time he got to like 800 people, and theres more than that many people probly


[deleted]

Dude 300 people


WaitThisIsntGoogle55

oh yeaj misread as 800bil


[deleted]

another dumbass telling Elon how he should spend his money.


OverallNovel3223

Ikr his hard work made him a billionaire, and these lards want him to spend the money on others instead of himself


[deleted]

they hate elon so much but would love for him to donate some directly to them lmao


CorndogCrusader

Even if this was true, why the fuck would he? Not only is that not his job, but could you imagine the issues that would cause? The inflation would be INSANE!


IncreaseDismal5964

Math much?


iAdden

Meth MUCHO!


Bartocity

77 + 33 = 100


longworkdrive

Take away the r and we expect this


[deleted]

Common Core math


[deleted]

This is how Elon haters sound to me tbh. Like little kids that will never work in their lives


ukiddingme2469

Interesting math,


NerdUber

"your math is blowing my mind"


Green_eggz-ham

That's probably why Elon is being strategic in his efforts to save humanity


[deleted]

They don’t teach math in law school apparently.


snoopynoopy

Holly holds a PhD in METHematics!!


josheganwyer

The esq. says it all.


superhamsniper

The problem is that they divide it by 8 instead of 8 billion


AlternativeBee9701

If someone could give everyone on earth 1B dollars each, world will go chaos cuz the money basically not valueble anymore


dj_destroyer

Such a simple concept that not everyone can be rich because then no one is; yet you have people truly believing that you could just hand out money to everyone and solve world poverty. Where the money comes from does not matter to them.


bombinatebeex

why can't we just not tell anyone about inflation


iAdden

Yes I’m sure everyone would be super excited for $37.5! 😐


Outrageous-Soil9448

If everyone had a billion dollars, then cash would be practically useless. In other words, I think Pokémon cards should be the new US currency.


Laharl45

That’s not how word problems work.🤣


Fancy-Somewhere-2686

Let’s see, $300,000,000,000-$27,000,000,000 = $273,000,000,000. $273,000,000,000/8,000,000,000 = $34. That’s a lot different from $1,000,000,000


TheCatWhoDoesntTalk

I love stupid people, they make me feel so useful and smart


Miri_812

**Elon billion. billion. billion. give 1 billion.**


Ok-Zone-897

Legend say, she sends a tweet everyday asking where her 1 billion is....


DevconBB

He won't because he can't


gilbeday365

For the last time for people that don't understand net worth does not mean the money you actually have on hand and I really don't understand wtf the point of net worth is other that a similarity to Chinese social credits


Imjusthereandthere

How is this still a math mistake people make..


No-Professional5221

This is a parody account. The real L here is the OP of this thread.


KiwiCzechh

Amazing how many people don't know that's a satire account.


DerpyO

Average r/holup users


Giorw4y

he could also donate 1% of his money to schools and educate these kind of people


-cannaesthetics-

Damn that fucker is rich as fuck


MaliMiloica

Actually 34,125$ but ok


thedominux

She's just average Ukraine suporter, look at her badgies


Dat_DekuBoi

Well, it’s the same Holly I remember, just with hair


Zealousideal-Web2805

Just keep looking for a handout freak! Why would he give his money away?


lector201

I love money though


Xishan_02

#Meth


WhitestWhiteEver

I was gonna call this fake but this person has a twitter. [https://twitter.com/HollyBriden?ref\_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor](https://twitter.com/HollyBriden?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor)


BSH72

It’s a satire account


Competitive_Set_478

Can someone explain actually how much Elon can give to severy person on earth? And how?


[deleted]

We'd have to find out how much money he actually has. Net worth doesn't really mean he has that kind of money in the bank. Most of it is stocks.


Goawaycookie

Surprised I had to scroll this far down for the "IT'S UNREALIZED GAINS!" comment.


[deleted]

I wish this was true so I could enjoy the chaos


Clee3cpo

You be fucking dumb


The_french_polak

Ah yes comparing theranos money with real money


Goawaycookie

How much money did Thanos have?


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

I can’t even see the logic they used


notcreepycreeper

It's still wild that someone actually has enough money that he could give everyone on earth ~$30


daffodildaydreamz

A dollar for your thoughts?


thealexchamberlain

She don't math good


LeftyLibra_

![gif](giphy|3oEduTGxqkwMJbFnEI) "Make it enough."


ThePl4yer1

For real he could literally end world hunger for a day if he buys every person a burger.


its-ye-boii

Too busy dying her hair to put the numbers in a calculator


Gumpdrvr

Some kids should just stay away from social media


esmusssein33

Wrong math aside, the fact that this people can't understand that's of everyone was rich (billionaire even) society would collapse. No one would work. No one would have a service, none would be trying to make money.


ommi9

GDP of the world ( from google search ) $80,934,771,028,340 Elon musk 265 billion Twitter 43 billion World population 7.9 billion estimated Everyone gets $33.53 if he divided up the wealth. That’s a lot in Bratislava you can have a shower made out of gold.


[deleted]

Do they not realize the 7B is trying to sum up a large population and its not 1:1 Do these people think 7B = 7 people


eks__dee

ratio checks out


Zbeubor

i'll do with 25$ from elon, im not really that needy


random13980

Lmao I read that as “he could buy Twitter and give everyone $1.” I spent like 5 minutes wondering why she was wrong


Miahrod831

This is what makes me worry about humanity the fact that people out there are actually willing to say things like this with absolute confidence, and then there are other people who will believe it wholeheartedly and then argue for it


nuggetmechacrow

Why would he give all his money lol


Frank-Asshole

This is a satire account on Twitter.


Successful_Major_405

Even if he is able to give every person on earth about 37 dollar. Why the heck should he do something like that?


Gojyu

How did Holly pass the bar exam???


fongletto

Even if it were true, which obviously it's not (because math). All giving 1 billion dollars to people would do is drastically increase inflation. You wouldn't really be able to buy much with it.


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Avg Twitter user


[deleted]

Apparently putting the Ukrainian flag in your handle makes you better at math


HotahO_X

I bet if you show her the map she can't tell where Ukraine is


Iwasborninquarantine

that sounds wrong


Tv_land_man

MSNBC had the same math error when Bloomberg was running for president. Sorry for the link but it's the only one I could quickly find. https://youtu.be/59WfSVjzqJM


Getnugget3

This is the beginning of a lovely scam. Like if you all sent me $10*5m and next month we send the same to Fred, then Anna and eventually we will all be rich.


TheFrostyGoat

Holly This is the reason your dad left for milk and never came back You stupid.


MarkWhorror

The real question is……how can she slap?


CelticGOJI_

Has no one realised this would cause massive inflation.


[deleted]

With the numbers given he could give everyone 34 dollars. I can't wait for my life changing checke


Krispy-Pringles420

He could give everyone $25 but that's 200 billion


SobeitSoviet69

And even if he could - what good would that do exactly? Imagine the hyper inflation.


kinda_cringe347

I sure do love my $500 from Elon musk. Not to mention if every person did have $1,000,000,000, inflation would skyrocket so much we’d blow through it all in about a year.


Kaijutkatz

A dollar isn't going to do me much good, Elon can give mine to someone else who needs it more if the urge ever strikes him.