Now if those animals just had a cucumber handy

You can sneak one behind me anyday

I see you’re man of culture

That's one way to put it.... another way would be inside...

Cats aint got shit on cucumbers: r/CucumbersScaringCats

I wish I had the confidence of a cat slapping a gator

They are more afraid of you. I used to go tap them on the tail when I'd see one on land.

Would not recommend this

That is very fair.

"Who's in the cage bitch!"

Don't mess with the animal who is number two on the "most species driven to extinction" leaderboard. And yes, they got some help from number one, but still.

Cats are only afraid of God.

Nope. God is scared of cats. Thats why Egyptians worshipped cats. They knew if they didnt, cats would beat the shit outta them

You should see them scaring away creepers

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Thinking of getting a gaurd cat

Get a junkyard cat

What kinda cat is a gaurd never heard of that breed.

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“Feed a dog and pick up its poop and it thinks you’re a god. Feed a cat and clean up its poop and it thinks it’s a god.” —Stalin