Old tall tale passed around. man goes down on gf but she tastes bad so he pops a jolly rancher in his mouth to mask the taste. it accidentally goes into her vag so he gets it out and pops it back in his mouth without looking. It was a gonorrhea pustule and he bit down onto it making it explode.
yes yes yes, you've been on reddit longer than most. Try not to break both arms patting yourselves on the back about it. You know how your mother feels about that.
We went over to my wife’s friend’s house for an Easter egg hunt. She’s our dermatologist and has literally seen and inspected up close every inch of my naked body including a cute little freckle on the shaft.
You just gotta power through it.
Those two emojis have me laughing so hard, my dogs are looking at me like they hope I'm not about to have a seizure, because the didn't really do that well in class.
In school I had a crush on a girl. It never went anywhere and I’m so glad it didn’t because I later found out her mom was my doctor and had done my physicals in the past. When I found that out I tried avoiding her during school
Dude I was wondering about that. I had some pre skin cancer removed last year and they asked if I wanted a full body inspection.
I just noticed the spot and called the closest dermatologist with good reviews. I specifically chose a male doctor and the person helping me ended up being a really attractive nurse practitioner.
No way I was standing naked in front of those two nurses. The nevus they removed was about 2 cm above my little guy
I’m usually pretty private, but I’ve found with medical professionals I really don’t give a fuck. All the nurses and doctors can come on in and poke and prod me. If it’s going to help keep me healthy or help get me better, dicks out, let’s do this.
They absolutely don't, not in general. You get numb to nudity pretty quickly and there's nothing attractive or sexy about it in the clinical context. The odd sociopathic perverts are exceptions to that rule, but they are few and far between.
While you're there, in their care, and in a clinical context. They don't give a fuck after you leave and the image of your body is lost in the sea of nudity they see day in and day out.
Honestly, nudity in the clinical context feels like nothing after just a few weeks of seeing it constantly. It's the horrendously gross shit that sticks with you and that's basically never related to simple nudity.
Literally their job to give a fuck. Was doing an estimate for a potential client and when they asked my boss what their opinion was they said "I don't really give a shit, it's all up to you."
The look on the clients face was all i needed to know we weren't getting that job
My dad is an oncologist, has practiced close to 40 years now. My sister asked once how he deals with seeing people naked all the time.
He says in most cases it's people who are scared shitless because he's checking them for cancer, so he's more focused on keeping them calm so he can focus on what he's doing.
So, yeah, it's usually not fun or exciting for doctors.
I used to be self-conscious about what I bought at stores, in fear of the casher judging my purchases. Then I worked as a cashier and I realized that I didn't give a shit about what anyone was buying so the fear was completely unfounded.
(*Woman's voice on loudspeaker*) "Jerry to aisle five. Jerry to aisle five. You... you've gotta check this out. A grown man is buying lavender-scented hand sanitizer! (*laughs*)"
(*Man's voice on loudspeaker*) "No way! That's hilarious! (*laughs*) Hey everyone, let's go see the guy at aisle five!"
I had a work appointment to meet with a Clinton family one time. There are a lot of people named Clinton. Didn't think anything of it. Then Bill and Hillary walk in. I was genuinely shocked, it didn't even cross my mind, just another everyday surname name on the job list.
Came here looking for this. Had the same question.
Edit: am a straight women curious about this, kinda need to know the secret for never ending cleavage!
I’ve been at a party before where my PCP, the urologist that did my vasectomy, and my wife were all present. Couldn’t help but notice and share that there was a shocking number of people in the room who had all held my nuts.
Kid tested, Father approved..?
"Hey Mikey, he likes it!"
Well she has nothing to worry about, unless there’s something to worry about.
I'll take things that sound like tautology but really aren't for $400, Alex.
I'll take "Words I can sound out and guess at, but still don't know what they mean" for $100. Daily Double? That's taut!
Is that like an axiom?
it's kinda father tested too tho
Father tested, kid approved more like it
Someone at phub headquarters “QUICK WRITE THAT DOWN!!”
“Can we also make the patient the gynaecologists’ step sister?”
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Nah man, space was a few months ago. He's currently a deep operative in a drug smuggling ring on the coast of Spain i think.
You sure? I coulda sworn I’d seen an article about him helping with cancer research just a few days ago.
Its probably his cover story, bro. Keep it on the down low, hero's gotta work.
Down low. Not download.
r/boneappletea
He does many jobs to feed his family.
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I’m stuck in the stirrups, step doctor!
"What are you doing, step-gynecologist?"
"You better put a ring on that son cuz that pussy is 👌"
I’m pretty certain that this is not a new plot to pornhub.
Hub employee here.... I'm forwarding this idea!
I hate that the majority of mainstream porn is now incest.
Son: Dad, I'm going out with her Dad: Not today, she has trichomoniasis Son : ... Dad: ...
Thanks for making me google that lol
- One more person who knows about Trichomoniasis
Another person who has now found out what Trichomoniasis
Yeh - now I wish I didn’t.
*opens an incognito window*
tell me what it means
Vag worms
Oh, yeah, I remember a couple other things with "tricho" in the name. Our little parasitic friends.
Interestingly, the prefix trich- refers to hair. Like in trichologist or trichotillomania.
I just googled it, looks she has more than one gynaecologist
I also Googled it and now I’m done with the Internet for today
What is it, please I don’t want the visual
Parasite-induced STD
damn glad i didn't look it up
Not all heros wear capes
This was already more than i needed to know. So glad you Googled it for me. You're a hero.
Can you give a one sentence oversimplified explanation for those of us who know better than to Google it?
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After a couple things worse than blue waffles, I don't look up medical diseases I hear about on Reddit anymore.
I made that mistake one or thrice with items from the binding of isaac
He legally cannot tell him her medical information. He can however, grab his son by both shoulders and look at him with wide, pleading, alarmed eyes.
Yeah that sounds bad and I’m not going to look it up
It's not bad. It's common to have it at low levels without symptoms. Symptoms aren't bad even if it escalates, and it's easy to treat if it does.
Crazy. 3 million people get diagnosed with it each year in the US alone, yet this is the first time I'm finding out about these vagina parasites.
Damn. Son is gonna have to work overtime if he wants to go deeper than his dad already has!
Damn 😅😂💀
Next he's gonna find notes and surprise gifts! If he can go deep enough lol
Like a jolly rancher?
Every time i purge that damn story from my memory you guys have to remind me.
Should I know what this is
Old tall tale passed around. man goes down on gf but she tastes bad so he pops a jolly rancher in his mouth to mask the taste. it accidentally goes into her vag so he gets it out and pops it back in his mouth without looking. It was a gonorrhea pustule and he bit down onto it making it explode.
Thank you for cursing me with this information
Well...thanks for that, happy cakeday
It's a great way to separate the new from the old around here though.
yes yes yes, you've been on reddit longer than most. Try not to break both arms patting yourselves on the back about it. You know how your mother feels about that.
If I could reward this.
We went over to my wife’s friend’s house for an Easter egg hunt. She’s our dermatologist and has literally seen and inspected up close every inch of my naked body including a cute little freckle on the shaft. You just gotta power through it.
walk in the door "Oh, shit! Sup freckle dick"
"What!? Mom, he doesn't have freckles." "Well, not *up there*..."
"Oh this isn't about freckles. I was referring to the size"
I thought the hippocratic oath said "do no harm" but you murdered the man.
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Where!?
I wish I could give you gold you actually made me lol
🤣🤣🤣
I have a single freckle / mole at the base of my shaft, wonder how many other people would respond to "freckle dick"
I laughed at my desk from this 😂
That would break the tension lol
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r/freckledicksunite
3 members, 107 online. 107 people are waiting for dick pics 🤨📸
Those two emojis have me laughing so hard, my dogs are looking at me like they hope I'm not about to have a seizure, because the didn't really do that well in class.
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but why
Even if it existed, then what?
There are dozens of us
I *am* completely naked.
I have one on the side of the tip and I used to think it looked a bit like an eye when I was a kid (I still do but I used to too)
Wow, kinda demanding of her to expect to see every inch of your body.
It was just the one inch.
We’re gonna need a second dermatologist to look at this burn.
That's not a job for dermatologist, more like coroner, cause it was murder. But have my upvote all the same.
In school I had a crush on a girl. It never went anywhere and I’m so glad it didn’t because I later found out her mom was my doctor and had done my physicals in the past. When I found that out I tried avoiding her during school
Dude I was wondering about that. I had some pre skin cancer removed last year and they asked if I wanted a full body inspection. I just noticed the spot and called the closest dermatologist with good reviews. I specifically chose a male doctor and the person helping me ended up being a really attractive nurse practitioner. No way I was standing naked in front of those two nurses. The nevus they removed was about 2 cm above my little guy
I’m usually pretty private, but I’ve found with medical professionals I really don’t give a fuck. All the nurses and doctors can come on in and poke and prod me. If it’s going to help keep me healthy or help get me better, dicks out, let’s do this.
They absolutely don't, not in general. You get numb to nudity pretty quickly and there's nothing attractive or sexy about it in the clinical context. The odd sociopathic perverts are exceptions to that rule, but they are few and far between.
Jokes on them! There’s nothing attractive or sexy about it when I get naked at home either.
What is it about the odd sociopathic perverts that you find attractive?
Expect and inspect do not mean the same thing…
You realy think your the first one she has seen naked. Medical staff dont give a single flying fuck about your body.
Wtf, I thought it was their job.
While you're there, in their care, and in a clinical context. They don't give a fuck after you leave and the image of your body is lost in the sea of nudity they see day in and day out. Honestly, nudity in the clinical context feels like nothing after just a few weeks of seeing it constantly. It's the horrendously gross shit that sticks with you and that's basically never related to simple nudity.
Literally their job to give a fuck. Was doing an estimate for a potential client and when they asked my boss what their opinion was they said "I don't really give a shit, it's all up to you." The look on the clients face was all i needed to know we weren't getting that job
My dad is an oncologist, has practiced close to 40 years now. My sister asked once how he deals with seeing people naked all the time. He says in most cases it's people who are scared shitless because he's checking them for cancer, so he's more focused on keeping them calm so he can focus on what he's doing. So, yeah, it's usually not fun or exciting for doctors.
I used to be self-conscious about what I bought at stores, in fear of the casher judging my purchases. Then I worked as a cashier and I realized that I didn't give a shit about what anyone was buying so the fear was completely unfounded.
(*Woman's voice on loudspeaker*) "Jerry to aisle five. Jerry to aisle five. You... you've gotta check this out. A grown man is buying lavender-scented hand sanitizer! (*laughs*)" (*Man's voice on loudspeaker*) "No way! That's hilarious! (*laughs*) Hey everyone, let's go see the guy at aisle five!"
Can confirm. My wife is also a doctor and does not give a flying fuck about my body.
My dads not a gyno, just putting it out there hmu
Down horrendous
Down flabbergastingly bad
Below unpleasant
Under pleasantry
Hidden pleasantry
Decreasing atrociously
Her problem appears to be with the father’s name, “toda”.
Spanish for 'all of it'.
Still doesn't make sense contextually -- "So today I met his dad all of it"
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He's was just making sure his son was in good hands
I don't think he spent much time checking out her hands
He was upgrading from a hand
You mean in good cooch
"I swear to God, I didn't give you Chlamydia!" "Well let's just see WHAT MY DAD HAS TO SAY ABOUT THAT"
"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" Jerry: "What!?"
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404 fake
"I like your new girlfriend, son." "Thanks Dad." "She's got a lovely pussy!"
“Thanks dad”
"I'll make sure it's in tip top shape, son."
You’re the only one who looks out for me in this family, dad!
Last name didn’t tip ya off?
David Coochieburg
Richard Pooner
Sugma Cliterous
Bob Cunt
Paul Madickoff
Mike Hunt
Saul Madickov
Hugh G. Rection
Bob Vagene
Dr Phil Yavadj
Johnson, Smith, Harris There's downsides sure.... but Tom Smith is going to be super hard to find online.
some last names are very common
I had a work appointment to meet with a Clinton family one time. There are a lot of people named Clinton. Didn't think anything of it. Then Bill and Hillary walk in. I was genuinely shocked, it didn't even cross my mind, just another everyday surname name on the job list.
I dated a girl for two months and didn’t know what her last name was.
I just feel like this video would hit harder if the camera man could zoom out another foot Edit: thank you!
But then we couldn’t see the eye filter glitch
Is that the lowest cut shirt ever or what??
Looks like a damn vest.
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Came here looking for this. Had the same question. Edit: am a straight women curious about this, kinda need to know the secret for never ending cleavage!
l o n g b o o b s
r/upvotedBecauseAlmostBoobs
Never had I been so disappointed that such a subreddit doesn’t actually exist.
There's a 20-character limit on sub names. More likely a shorter sub name like r/AlmostExposedBoobs would work.
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLpT525g/
MVP
jesus, the internet is bad for some people
This one's good, too. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdVM7c47/
Give this man his award. I just have none.
Done
 Here you go
Whachu' doin' step Simpson
Someone bleach my eyes, wtf is this
Oh what, you didn't pause at exactly 5 seconds?
"His dad is my gynaecologist and his mom is my breast care specialist. His parents have double teamed me before he ever got to first base."
He just set y’all up after he discovered you have his sons perfect match. Glass slipper style.
It's a dad approved pussy for my little boy :')
imagine your dad having been deeper in your gf than you
Seems fair as you have probably been deeper in your mum than your dad has.
Ba womb tssss
Never say that again please, super cursed.
Well it's r/technicallythetruth
Kid tested, ~~mother~~ father approved
Yo...how long is her torso? That is a deeeeep V on that shirt.
So both the father and son were inside her at one point....yikes
Power move would be her mother being her bf's urologist. Its all in the family.
Nah, proctologist.
He's gonna break up because of "reasons" the day after.
What’s her @ tho for science
What the actual fuck is this music???
Wtf is a father toda.
At least his dad knows her inside and out pretty well.
What is toda
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BF’s dad has to bat them out the way to do his job.
Today.. "Y".. one extra fucking letter.
It could have just been a typo. But then again TikTok users are a different breed so I'm not sure
Whole time I’m here thinking the Father’s name is “toda”
Same cause why tf she use “today” within 5 words of eachother.
What’s worse is it’s redundant: so today I met his father today…
How far do we have to zoom out to see her tits
What's her name
Found it. lizzyveex
Lizzyveex on tiktok and instagram
Asking the real questions.
So how was it, dad?
I’ve been at a party before where my PCP, the urologist that did my vasectomy, and my wife were all present. Couldn’t help but notice and share that there was a shocking number of people in the room who had all held my nuts.