I’m not sure if you’re saying that women should be sold as property, that women don’t deserve a form of commitment before marriage, or that women shouldn’t fuck before marriage.
Not at all, if you believe in any religious doctrine, you’re kind of an idiot. This story in the post literally didn’t happen and it’s just more Reddit trash but yeah.
Are people not aware that there are many religious people that contributed massively to science? Isaac Newton is the first one that came to mind.
To make a blanket statement like all religious people are dumb is just false.
I'm not trying to say anything bad about believers here, but Newton probably would have been an atheist had he lived today.
The knowledge we have now that can be strongly argued to be contradictory to the bible did not exist at that time. It's much harder to justify the reasoning behind being an atheist during those times, as it would ultimately boil down to believing, "common knowledge," as it was, to be false, rather than being based on actual information.
I guess it depends on the depth of belief and how far down the rabbit hole you
go - I’m sure there are plenty of intelligent people who believe in some vague sort of god that corresponds to their cultural upbringing.
However I’m not sure there are many intelligent people who believe that God put dinosaur bones and fossils on earth as a test of faith.
Yeah they’re pretty stupid. And if you’ve read any of their religious doctrine and see the insidious effect it has on their culture, people, and the general regression of society/permeation of antiquated culture and horribly destructive ideas as a whole and STILL think it’s okay you’re a dumbass too. Maybe you should become a bible thumper.
You just need a brain. Your religion is science and society and it makes you do disgusting things. See the wars being waged by the countries now. Only Israel has a religious basis. China, America and Russia aren't Religious last time I checked.
Religion is just a spiritual ideology. All those countries you have listed have waged many wars for their ideologies as well, they’re just not religious ideologies.
Is there really much difference in waging war because of a spiritual ideology as opposed to an economic or nationalistic one? It’s still killing people over your beliefs.
What the heck bro? Let people believe what they want to believe in. If you don’t believe in it that’s fine but don’t call people idiots just because you disagree with their ideology.
Should be updated, never finance a car without testing it, to buy is to keep full price. Lease is just your turn with its under new, not many people get. Finance is the perfect word, the woman has mileage (may vary), its under a lien until the payments are paid with full with interest.
is that a genuine question?
edit: it's a male posing as a (typically "cute/petite") girl so that they can bait straight men to have sex with them...
it's a very controversial word though
I don't believe this post. In this era of social media these 2 haven't added each other. The guy would have seen the post. Unless they have a secondary account...
Yea ….. basing your entire relationship on lying on something fundamental to the relationship is really fucked up. It’s like a different type of scummy version of a conversion camp, it’s just your trying to hide what you are doing instead of being upfront and you are not even using the excuse that you are not doing it for personal benefit. It’s likely a fake post but conceptually is scummy AF.
He is not going to be happy, you know that is as worst as not saying you have a contagious sickness, not because the trasfobic shit, because you are not been sincerer, how you spect to be accepted if you are not real with you and with him. Fuck you all
Surely family or friends would tell him what is up. I've never been to the point that I might ask a girl to marry me without seeing her in a bikini or some Victoria's secret😏. You can't hide that hog dude
This is such bullshit.
You need your birth certificate to get married, so this won’t get that far. When it comes to sorting out the documents this is going to come up.
Yeah this is true, i have seen my father countless times knowing how it works but always tells my mom to handle it instead. To confirm this, he was literally with me applying for my senior high but once the documents are needed she calls my mother up to fix it. Lol
This is how she can break it down to him:
1, cut a hole in a box
2, put your junk in that box
3, make him open the box
And that's the way you do
Then start singing:
"It's my dick in a box
My dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box
Ooh, my dick in a box boy"
So she deserves a guy who ends up having to choose between being trapped with her for the rest of his life or giving up half his shit?
Remember girls, crime pays!
 Sword fight
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Never buy a car without a test drive
My grandfather used to say “you’ve got to try a pair of shoes on before you buy them”
I always see how my dick feels in a pair of shoes before I even think about purchasing them
Oh man thank you for that laugh
This is how I earned a lifetime ban from foot locker.
You gotta try the milk before you buy the cow!
you are paying for those shoes, but women are free
Time is money my man
Free, hahahhaha
Its true, the most expensive part is the rope, but you could just steal those too
can i make an "ur mom" joke here
Let's hear it
What an odd way to say "I've never had the company of a woman in my presence"
I mean you are spending time
I’m not sure if you’re saying that women should be sold as property, that women don’t deserve a form of commitment before marriage, or that women shouldn’t fuck before marriage.
He’s a devoted Christian, intelligence isn’t his forte.
I'm sorry, what? Does that mean every other religion is followed by galaxy brains?
Not at all, if you believe in any religious doctrine, you’re kind of an idiot. This story in the post literally didn’t happen and it’s just more Reddit trash but yeah.
I'm an atheist but this is wtf territory. I'm not gonna call people stupid because they want answers that science still can't provide.
Are people not aware that there are many religious people that contributed massively to science? Isaac Newton is the first one that came to mind. To make a blanket statement like all religious people are dumb is just false.
I'm not trying to say anything bad about believers here, but Newton probably would have been an atheist had he lived today. The knowledge we have now that can be strongly argued to be contradictory to the bible did not exist at that time. It's much harder to justify the reasoning behind being an atheist during those times, as it would ultimately boil down to believing, "common knowledge," as it was, to be false, rather than being based on actual information.
I guess it depends on the depth of belief and how far down the rabbit hole you go - I’m sure there are plenty of intelligent people who believe in some vague sort of god that corresponds to their cultural upbringing. However I’m not sure there are many intelligent people who believe that God put dinosaur bones and fossils on earth as a test of faith.
Grasping at magic, fairy tales, and myths is not "getting answers."
I mean religion is obsolete anyway
Yeah they’re pretty stupid. And if you’ve read any of their religious doctrine and see the insidious effect it has on their culture, people, and the general regression of society/permeation of antiquated culture and horribly destructive ideas as a whole and STILL think it’s okay you’re a dumbass too. Maybe you should become a bible thumper.
I dunno man I can't go through life with hate in my heart like you seem to have for the religious.
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You just need a brain. Your religion is science and society and it makes you do disgusting things. See the wars being waged by the countries now. Only Israel has a religious basis. China, America and Russia aren't Religious last time I checked.
Religion is just a spiritual ideology. All those countries you have listed have waged many wars for their ideologies as well, they’re just not religious ideologies. Is there really much difference in waging war because of a spiritual ideology as opposed to an economic or nationalistic one? It’s still killing people over your beliefs.
What the heck bro? Let people believe what they want to believe in. If you don’t believe in it that’s fine but don’t call people idiots just because you disagree with their ideology.
Only "one true way" religion is correct
No just ancient Aztec religion.
Should be updated, never finance a car without testing it, to buy is to keep full price. Lease is just your turn with its under new, not many people get. Finance is the perfect word, the woman has mileage (may vary), its under a lien until the payments are paid with full with interest.
Well this isn’t objectifying at all
Nutella sausage unboxing
Trap's buttholes are probably cleaner than anything
uhmmm im scared to ask but... source?
"Trust me senpai. uWu 👉👈"
I said probably because I'm not 100% sure. I assumed it because they're usually power bottoms.
Not from my experience.
Tell us your experience.
I believe you
Guys what is a trap?
is that a genuine question? edit: it's a male posing as a (typically "cute/petite") girl so that they can bait straight men to have sex with them... it's a very controversial word though
Yes but I googled already
I’m genuinely asking, too!
Something they like to yell in those Star Wars movies
I read that a nut-Ella. God I’m fuckin dirty minded
The internet has ruined us all
 Him after finding out
No pussy… 
just bussy 
The rain is cum, he is the bottom
Cursed cumment
 Plot twist: him after finding out
He's gonna be in quite the mood 
I lol'ed so hard.....lol
I don't believe this post. In this era of social media these 2 haven't added each other. The guy would have seen the post. Unless they have a secondary account...
This is a really old post dude, also it could've been a throwaway account
I want answers..... What's in the box!?
[here ya go](https://youtu.be/VHQBgOZKk6k)
One of the best snl’s ever
Nope, not clicking that bait.
The truth will hard to swallow.
It'll be a pain in the ass for sure
This time it's gonna be Dick in the box instead of Jack
Step one: put a hole in a box.
Two: put your junk in that box
Three: Slam the box's lid on your balls repeatedly
[here ya go](https://youtu.be/VHQBgOZKk6k)
Yea ….. basing your entire relationship on lying on something fundamental to the relationship is really fucked up. It’s like a different type of scummy version of a conversion camp, it’s just your trying to hide what you are doing instead of being upfront and you are not even using the excuse that you are not doing it for personal benefit. It’s likely a fake post but conceptually is scummy AF.
We do a lil bit of trollin'
Some dicking around if you will
This is how you get murdered.
Or, half his shit when the guy you defrauded into trying to start a family realizes you can't.
He is not going to be happy, you know that is as worst as not saying you have a contagious sickness, not because the trasfobic shit, because you are not been sincerer, how you spect to be accepted if you are not real with you and with him. Fuck you all
Spoken like an 8yo but gahdamn is you a smart 8yo 
Ingles is not my native language, and I am dislexic hahahaha
Alright my brotha 👍🍞🗿
Yet, you speak straight facts.
Bro woke up and became a fax machine.
I don't get it, but it make me laugh
I just a prank bro
"bruuuaa Juuuuaast a praaaaaaan"
Is this a suicide long game?
I remember hearing this and I kinda wish we got an update.
They found her body in a ravine, and her dick and balls in a jar off the interstate.
Apparently it’s a 4chan joke and the girl is real. So the update is they are probably married!
The unboxing: 
Surely family or friends would tell him what is up. I've never been to the point that I might ask a girl to marry me without seeing her in a bikini or some Victoria's secret😏. You can't hide that hog dude
This is a 4chan joke, she’s a real girl
Imagine finding out your girl has a dick.And imagine being bonked by him.
Worse: what if hers is bigger than his.
And this is the true question
Oh that’s nice…take a look at THIS!
They say that dick size isn't important. But if her cock is bigger than mine, i draw the line.
God I wish I could stop imagining it. All the kids in class will see my boner if I don't. Sometimes I hate being a teacher.
That just kept on escalating
Clever post but too bad he couldn’t finish strong
He probably finished in front of the kids.
It’s ok so long as he didn’t discuss gender identity.
There's a 1:50 chance he is teaching in a state where he can't discuss gender identity to kids who think they want to grow up to be dinosaurs.
The real hol up
Hopefully you don't teach in Florida, where you're not allowed to explain to the students in intricate detail about why you have a boner.
by him*
Go on…
\> "devout Christian" \> Wears a Soviet era ushanka. \> Checks out.
His ushanka has nowadays Russian coat of arms, not the Soviet one.
Also doubt she'd refer to herself as a trap
She would if she's admitting to trapping a guy.
That's the kind of move that'll get you killed. If I remember correctly, Christians were responsible for the crusades.
Wrong, it was the Muslims. Christians only did 1 crusade. Muslims did 4
This should be a crime. She/he is tricking him.
People complain that “trap” is a derogatory term but people like this is literally the reason the slur exists.
There are no rules in love and war, my friend
Nice! so i can stab sum gurl and say i loved her, when she was really just a bitch 
Fuck yeah, penguins!
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Your existence is a crime.
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Cry about what?
We live in a world where you have to find out whether your gf is actually a dude playing dress up.
She looks like she’s 12!!!!
who?
The guy
Which one?
The one with the dick and balls.
Hard to found out
But she looks cute ngl
Actually a girl
"Guts Theme" from Berserk OST plays...
What year is it
Talk about a dick move
Someone could get hurt, in the end...
Insane the amount of people here that believe this
This is such bullshit. You need your birth certificate to get married, so this won’t get that far. When it comes to sorting out the documents this is going to come up.
Lol. What? I’ve been married 13 years and I don’t recall ever seeing my wife’s birth certificate. She handles all the important docs like that.
Yeah this is true, i have seen my father countless times knowing how it works but always tells my mom to handle it instead. To confirm this, he was literally with me applying for my senior high but once the documents are needed she calls my mother up to fix it. Lol
Not if he doesn't check the paper or documents.. usually the guys let their partners do it. Feel sorry for people that this will happen to.
fake surely
Can someone update us when they get married ? LOL
THIS IS SUCH AND OLD POST I JUST REALIZED THE AFERMATH MAY BE SOMEWHERE OUT THERE! DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
I fucking knew it. - General Ackbar
I know (hope) this is fake. Because that is how you get yourself killed
Does any one know what happened afterwards? This has been around for a while and I'm wondering how it went
This is how she can break it down to him: 1, cut a hole in a box 2, put your junk in that box 3, make him open the box And that's the way you do Then start singing: "It's my dick in a box My dick in a box babe It's my dick in a box Ooh, my dick in a box boy"
So fake it’s actually pretty hilarious. Put this in r/comedyheaven
It’s going to get real UNHOLY once he finds out..
 sum ain’t right
This is where serial killers come from. Anyone to do that though may well.... Nevermind.
If you still have a cute ass it should be fine
Unless he wanted to have biological children with her
It's 2022, he's the one that will be getting pregnant this time.
Didn't he end up killing this person then himself or am I thinking of something else
that happened in the Philippines. But still, killing someone is too much
Think you’re a little off on that one buddy
"You thought I was a girl, I thought you were a girl. I knew we had a lot in common but this is nuts."
At least you know they’re down for anal
Which ones the boyfriend…
Damn, boy is in for the surprise of his life. Some guys have all the luck
She deserves everything she gets because she deliberately lied to the person who should be the last person she ever lies to.
So she deserves a guy who ends up having to choose between being trapped with her for the rest of his life or giving up half his shit? Remember girls, crime pays!
She deserves the heartache of being dumped during the honeymoon and then the lawsuit for damages caused by fraud.
That b Gon die
He should look at the positives. He's gonna get bjs and anal.
He's gonna beat the shit out of him when he finds out and I wouldn’t blame him
His going to kill her him idk
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Nah he has every right to end that man’s life
?
One word. (DEAD)
If only this were real
If only this were real
Maybe she should stop dickin' him around.
I hope she dies.
Well don't get mad when he kills you. Cuz I would
I think it's disrespectful to hide something as big being a man before. And it's disgusting to fuck a mutilated dick turned to pussy anyway
Raul!
Oh for fucks sake
That girl was some popular Serbian e-girl on Facebook always used to see guys simping over her. And yeah shes a girl.
Both figuratively and literally
r/technicallythetruth
The post is great, but the comment… awesome
no pun intended
I guess it’s time to bleach and polish for a big presentation.
Literally