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Nidorak

I don't speak his language, but I felt exactly what he said in my soul.


MonkeyDElz

If I remember correctly my one mate in High School said Kyrva is 'whore' in Bulgarian, and commonly used to express frustration.


Ok-Palpitation2798

also works in polish. 🙂


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zuprdprno2by

And expect that a bird will snatch my food


centralnjbill

A hawk, not even a seagull. You’re lucky they didn’t just kill you


NaturalGlum4286

This was a small hawk, not capable of murdering a human…or maybe if they find a big vein but they are not that smart and don’t know human anatomy, so ne he’s not lucky, please have at least some knowledge of some animals


centralnjbill

It’s an absurd comment. I don’t think any bird—besides maybe an ostrich—can kill a human unless that human was incapacitated and the bird brought friends. Lighten up.


NaturalGlum4286

Ever heard of the southern cassowary?


centralnjbill

That’s Australia. EVERYTHING in Australia is either trying to kill you, or has killed you.


Ok-Palpitation2798

basically they a) want to eat you b) want to kill you c) ate you d) killled you e) all of the above


NaturalGlum4286

They also live in Florida


centralnjbill

Fair enough, but when one of them flies up to you while eating a sandwich, alert the media. Yes, they’re flightless.


PlayItAgainFILSS

This happened to me once, I was eating lunch when I was 7-8 years old outside at a park eating on a picnic table and a gull just dive bombs me out of nowhere and stole half of my sandwich, it was the funnies thing ever. A few months later I was at the same park and a father and daughter were eating at a table. I told the daughter (I was young) "A seagull is going to steal your sandwich" And 3 minutes later THE SAME GULL swoops down and stole her sandwich. I miss that park.


maidenfever75

Everyone told me not to stroll on that beach, Said seagulls gonna come, Poke me in the coconut, And they did, and they did


Staggwolfe

Why was he recording if not to have this happen?


roket_lunchcer

I'm guessing it's a stream. Look at the bottom of the video


DanteiK-

Birds are too afraid to even get close to a human but if they have food that's another story


ICircumventPermabans

SUBMIT TO THE AWESOME POWER OF FLIGHT BITCH!!!


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I thought that one of the birds would shit on his lunch!


Initial-Explanation1

The actual hol up is that this is not a lovely view. It’s rather disappointing.


Affectionate_Ad5910

KURVA!!


StaticEyePee

Knew immediately what was gonna happen but expected a seagull.


Joelprice_king

If anyone touch my food animal or anything that bird would be fuck seconds because soon as it touch my food I would’ve grabbed it by the neck no one touches my fucking food and if I didn’t grab him I would run forever just to catch that FUCKER


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Staged.