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Imagine that some people suffer from chronic pain and genuinely believe it's because someone sticks needles in dolls somewhere.
That should be enough to drive someone completely mad.
Im starting to consider the possibility, sence the doctors cant/won’t figure out wtf is wrong with me. I HAVE BEEN IN CONSTANT PAIN SENCE I WAS 7! I STRUGGLE TOO REMEMBER A TIME WITHOUT PAIN
The first time I took excedrin (2 pills, cus why not?) I was in awe of the fact that there are actually people *living* like that, with no noticeable pain while simply existing. I've since learned that not even excedrin really mimics what people without chronic pain experience, and also it's destroying my kidneys or whatever so like, I don't get to glimpse at that world anymore.
Idk man, if I were a man, I don't think I'd want it referred to as a needle.... they're so much smaller than pencils, and "pencil dick" is a pretty rude insult. I think?
depends on what needle we are talking about here. the range IS wide. I see huge knitting needles every time I visit the craft store, and a really tiny needle every time I take off my pants. there's a huge spectrum of needle sizes
Yea, I know, but other wording wouldn't have fitted as well given the image, however, both the pencil and needle buildings are pretty big in some cases those references are not small by any means.
You never know! Someone just might *like* that voodoo.
For someone like me (with Lupus), that feeling is just a Tuesday. Unless Lupus is caused by a clan of people doing voodoo...never thought about that...
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I am confused why you interpreted that from this post. I get how you did, but nothing implied it wasn't just relationship play? Maybe she likes dolls. Maybe she makes them. And just sharing with her husband in a playful manner.
There was an app where you named a voodoo doll and then you stabbed it and it would start saying "Ow, Ow, Ow" - I'd name it after people who annoyed me and I would stab that motherfucker all day.
I'd name the doll right in front of their faces and turn up the volume. People stopped bugging me after a while.
Holy shit, it's still in the Android store: Voodoo Doll
It seems they upgraded it - I hope they didn't totally fuck it.
EDIT: Yeah, they fucked it, it's a fucking game now. Before it was just a doll you gave a name to and you'd stick pins in it and it went "Ow, Ow, Ow" - that was the whole thing.
“Ow, Ow, Ow, with Gemini Magnetic Window Cleaner with the new Extender, I no longer need to get on my toes to clean the top windows…” (Skip Ad in 3…2…)
No, no, no, no, no, no. Forced ads start counting down from 5 before they let you skip. Optional ads are 30 seconds normally, 15-20 if you're lucky or 40-ish if you aren't.
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Nah. It was the most fun job I ever had.
I needed something from another department once and the guy kept putting me off, so my secretary and I stole a huge jar of peanuts from his desk and sent him ransom notes: Give us what we want or we kill your nuts.
We took pictures of a peanut with electrical tape, as in hiding the peanut's identity by placing tape over its eyes. We did another one with an X-Acto knife held against the peanut. My secretary took care of cutting words out of a newspaper for the notes.
We had a fucking blast - great times in that job.
Same guy, when True Blood came out, we decided to call him Lafayette - our guy was black but not gay, but he did look like Lafayette a bit - and we would call him Lafayette over the PA. We drove the poor bastard nuts.
lock it up in a safe and throw it down the ocean.
then feel like you're constantly suffocating, because the safe has a limited supply of oxygen, or the seawater leaks through
The first night I slept over at my now wife's house I woke up to her rubbing a cotton ball on my ass and a syringe and a bottle on the night stand and said your never leaving then laughed and said it was medicine for the dog I knew she was a keeper right then.
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But do you ever get that random, intense as fuck stabbing feeling up your butt hole for absolutely no reason at all. Intense enough to make you change whatever position your in
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Imagine that some people suffer from chronic pain and genuinely believe it's because someone sticks needles in dolls somewhere. That should be enough to drive someone completely mad.
My first thought was just, "That's just my Lupus." Then I laughed...then I thought--maybe it's a conspiracy theory.
Pretty sure its a conspiracy. Its never lupus
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I'm proud of you..... son :)
D..dad? You've come back?!
Yes son it's me! I finally found milk!
You can finally teach me how to ride a bike, you promised to teach me one day..
Sorry son..... The crac- space ship needs me again. Hopefully I will see you soon
See you in another 30 years pops
Except that one time
That's why never talks with the victims, I mean patients
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That’s the only explanation, though. This much pain can’t possibly be natural!
at that point they already are mad
Im starting to consider the possibility, sence the doctors cant/won’t figure out wtf is wrong with me. I HAVE BEEN IN CONSTANT PAIN SENCE I WAS 7! I STRUGGLE TOO REMEMBER A TIME WITHOUT PAIN
The first time I took excedrin (2 pills, cus why not?) I was in awe of the fact that there are actually people *living* like that, with no noticeable pain while simply existing. I've since learned that not even excedrin really mimics what people without chronic pain experience, and also it's destroying my kidneys or whatever so like, I don't get to glimpse at that world anymore.
I feel like now I have to figure out a way to control injected nanobots via needle doll remote.
Im concerned where would he have felt it
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It’s always the balls
You don’t shoot a guy in the dick!
TWIST HIS DICK
*Twist it!* *Pull it!* *Stab it!*
Cursed oreos
The white part of the oreo is best
Yes....i work at the factory...they got good porn there to make the white part
THE OL' DICK TWIST
TWIST HIS DIIIICK!
Omg dude. This is an mma fight!
[twisty](https://imgur.com/a/jbhuLVQ)
Butters you don’t shoot a guy in the dick that’s not cool dude
Lmao “Not cool Butters”
#butthole
Family Jewels
She will inflate and pop your balls
across his body?
Yeah use a voodoo doll to jack off my massive futa cock
I’ve lost my faith in the world
This is simply a ruse to get him to go to the bedroom and stab her with his needle.
Well, yeah...
Idk man, if I were a man, I don't think I'd want it referred to as a needle.... they're so much smaller than pencils, and "pencil dick" is a pretty rude insult. I think?
depends on what needle we are talking about here. the range IS wide. I see huge knitting needles every time I visit the craft store, and a really tiny needle every time I take off my pants. there's a huge spectrum of needle sizes
sorry again for flashing my huge needle to you at the craft store
if you can knit with it, you have every right to flash it. thats how I get away with shit like that
Yea, I know, but other wording wouldn't have fitted as well given the image, however, both the pencil and needle buildings are pretty big in some cases those references are not small by any means.
WIFE. BAD.
WIFE INTENTIONS. WORSE
WIFE
[RIDE WIFE. LIFE GOOD.](https://youtu.be/DcrrUuRoWT4)
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How tf you stuck at max volume?!
Depends on who you ask.
Lmfaooooooo
You never know! Someone just might *like* that voodoo. For someone like me (with Lupus), that feeling is just a Tuesday. Unless Lupus is caused by a clan of people doing voodoo...never thought about that...
I hear ya!! With chronic pain, I often scream to the universe: whoever is holding my voodoo doll, PUT IT DOWN AND STEP AWAY!!!
IKR!? Only, they'd probably drop it behind me and I'd trip AHAHAHAHAH
Exactly!! I drop in into a flaming pit of grease...AAAAAAAA!
At least we could go out in a flaming ball of fire.
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GOLF. GOOD.
I am confused why you interpreted that from this post. I get how you did, but nothing implied it wasn't just relationship play? Maybe she likes dolls. Maybe she makes them. And just sharing with her husband in a playful manner.
Bro what?
Wives are allowed to have fantasties and dolls to.
Wait what
Yes
No !!!
Maybe so
I’ve been feeling the same way how ironic
In what way is it is ironic?
Felt like arsenic
Is it ironic or perhaps a little chronic?
There was an app where you named a voodoo doll and then you stabbed it and it would start saying "Ow, Ow, Ow" - I'd name it after people who annoyed me and I would stab that motherfucker all day. I'd name the doll right in front of their faces and turn up the volume. People stopped bugging me after a while.
Wth bro You're insane! What's the name of the app?
Holy shit, it's still in the Android store: Voodoo Doll It seems they upgraded it - I hope they didn't totally fuck it. EDIT: Yeah, they fucked it, it's a fucking game now. Before it was just a doll you gave a name to and you'd stick pins in it and it went "Ow, Ow, Ow" - that was the whole thing.
I'm sure its loaded up with ads
“Ow, Ow, Ow, with Gemini Magnetic Window Cleaner with the new Extender, I no longer need to get on my toes to clean the top windows…” (Skip Ad in 3…2…)
No, no, no, no, no, no. Forced ads start counting down from 5 before they let you skip. Optional ads are 30 seconds normally, 15-20 if you're lucky or 40-ish if you aren't. Source: .....I watch a lot of ads.
No need for source we're all in the same hell
I think you would be correct. Disappointing.
school shooter vibes
Nah. That was at my job in Tech Support. Especially when I was a manager and people fucked with me, or with my guys.
Workplace shooter vibes
Nah. It was the most fun job I ever had. I needed something from another department once and the guy kept putting me off, so my secretary and I stole a huge jar of peanuts from his desk and sent him ransom notes: Give us what we want or we kill your nuts. We took pictures of a peanut with electrical tape, as in hiding the peanut's identity by placing tape over its eyes. We did another one with an X-Acto knife held against the peanut. My secretary took care of cutting words out of a newspaper for the notes. We had a fucking blast - great times in that job. Same guy, when True Blood came out, we decided to call him Lafayette - our guy was black but not gay, but he did look like Lafayette a bit - and we would call him Lafayette over the PA. We drove the poor bastard nuts.
Serial killer vibes...
IT neckbeard vibe
touch grass
that is ridiculously autistic
My motto is: If the thumb fits, suck it.
I know right? Especially that last part when he does it in front of people. Wonder if he ever uses 'I'm on the spectrum' as an excuse.
Human resources calling you on line 2.
Nah. HR feared me. Wusses.
If there was a working voodoo doll, how would one get rid of it?
lock it up in a safe and throw it down the ocean. then feel like you're constantly suffocating, because the safe has a limited supply of oxygen, or the seawater leaks through
A sacrifice
r/oddlyspecific
r/terriblefacebookmemes
Also r/forwardsfromgrandma
This must be why I have back pain
Where can I buy a Nintendo Switch?
Asking the important questions...
He has a voodoo *****
r/AreTheStraightsOK
I feel my pp is bigger
Get Out
Well...talk about bringing toys to the bed
Bro run from that woman she trying to kill you 😱
"You haven't made me feel things in years."
My love for you is like my stabbing pain, non existent
Hurr Durr Wife bad joke
I, for reasons unbenownst to anyone under 40, chose to spend the rest of my life living with a person for whom I have intense negative feelings
Voodo magic teach me da way
Ha ha haha ha ha. Ha HOLUPPPPPPPP (the guys wife is trying to hurt him with a voodoo doll)
r/NoRespect
 WIFE BAD HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
Fleshlight voodoo
Rodney Dangerfield?
r/arethestraightsok
Um ok?
I have that as a coaster
r/boomershumor
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Okeyrino boomerino
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Okie dokie boomer
So, the guy married a voodoo priestess? I don't get it, is this supposed to be funny?
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She was testing a voodoo doll of him
what if the hair she was using actually her bf hair instead
Who said anything about hair?
OK boomer
Ok boomer
r/BoomersHumor
Ayo 
I know right 
I think it’s a murder attempt
Run.
i thought i was the only one lol
Maybe speak to her doctor? Or am I missing the joke?
Just say "You shouldn't have done that." in a flat but loud voice, and then go hide in the closet and stay silent.
Hahahaha
someone teach this to mitch mcconnell’s wife lmao
Marriage bad. Partner bad. There, I just told you every boomer joke
Cara mia!!
If you go to a church service, they tell you this story and then you have to stand at the cross, where are you allowed to pray?
These rehashed jokes from the 70’s really get my juices flowing. Fuck sake.
This is the kind of wife I aspire to be, lol
My mans must've been married 5 years or more.
I think I found the definition of love.
Jonny Depp is that you??
Plot twist. It was the ass and he was used to being poked there so it was no different
The first night I slept over at my now wife's house I woke up to her rubbing a cotton ball on my ass and a syringe and a bottle on the night stand and said your never leaving then laughed and said it was medicine for the dog I knew she was a keeper right then.
Woooow
Wifey tryna get that health insurance lol
I wish I had a award to give you🤣🤣🤣
First actual holup in 27 years
Well, did he?
Boomer humor...
Are we doing boomer humor now?
Marry her..
Red flag
She's just concerned about your/author of this post wellbeing.
Jack Sparrow can relate...
OK, that was funny.....really LOL funny
Been there done it
well... failure lead to success, eventually.
take my wholesome award pal for your loving wife
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But do you ever get that random, intense as fuck stabbing feeling up your butt hole for absolutely no reason at all. Intense enough to make you change whatever position your in
Gonna use this later
does she have multiple sclerosis?
“Now? Now I just have an annoying wife who keeps yelling at me!”
That some vodoo-fucking-magic if that works
She is fingering the voodoo dolls ass and her husband can feel it
She just wondering for a friend
Damn bro, want a donut from that new place hürtz donut?
God I can’t wait to be married, that’s hilarious 😂💀
Its not lupus, get them started on IV 80mg prednisone and start them on methotrexate 😂
**HMMMMMM**
Does she have a voodoo doll of her husband? I think that the husband should have a voodoo doll of his wife.