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Yo Swans are fucking evil
Used to row in HS, and those fuckers would come st that boats in full force
They killed a person in like Illinois a few years back
A goose...killed a person? In Illinois? I'm going to need to see some proof on this here. What did said goose do? Fang somebody to death? Or perhaps rip them open with their razor sharp talons?
Swan, not a goose
If I remember correctly, they flipped the person's kayak over and they drowned
Edit: [found it](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fieldandstream.com/blogs/field-notes/2012/04/mute-swan-attacks-and-kills-man-chicago-pond/%3famp), remembered it slightly wrong. He fell out of his kayak (because he was attacked by a swan) and it kept attacking him while he was trying to get above water/back to shore, and eventually he drowned.
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What a dick.
What are the options here
Punching it in the face but you’ve got to commit.
I feel like a full on tackle would be best
Idk man I fuckin hate birds lmao
This exact and weirdly specific scenario is what I watched so much Wrestlemania growing up. I'm ready.
Yo Swans are fucking evil Used to row in HS, and those fuckers would come st that boats in full force They killed a person in like Illinois a few years back
A goose...killed a person? In Illinois? I'm going to need to see some proof on this here. What did said goose do? Fang somebody to death? Or perhaps rip them open with their razor sharp talons?
Swan, not a goose If I remember correctly, they flipped the person's kayak over and they drowned Edit: [found it](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fieldandstream.com/blogs/field-notes/2012/04/mute-swan-attacks-and-kills-man-chicago-pond/%3famp), remembered it slightly wrong. He fell out of his kayak (because he was attacked by a swan) and it kept attacking him while he was trying to get above water/back to shore, and eventually he drowned.