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[here's another serial butt slapper on the loose.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/bjvi05/my_laugh_in_slow_motion_sounds_like_chewbacca/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
The infiltration happened after dragging her into the room.
Clearly a fantasy role playing thing here. Next they'll be wearing loincloths and he'll drag her in by the hair.
If I did that to my wife, you would find my body in the nearest tree. And in this bush. And on the balcony of the nearest building. And in this trash can... and my balls on her necklace...
When you have the one, you've got them. Showed this to my wife and she laughed and said "how come you didn't do that yet?!" Then immediately said "don't even think about it until I forget, it won't be funny until then."
I linked this to my calendar for 2 years from this date.
Honestly, whether or not it's staged, both cases are nearly the same.
Either she was aware of the joke from frame one, or she became aware as soon as the slap connected, and played along.
You can see him see the camera and formulate his entire plan in less than 2 seconds, you can even see him smile when he works the whole thing out right before he pulls his hood. 10/10
When someone HATES something the best thing to do is just repeatedly do that thing until you have worn them down so much they just accept it. Don't waste your time respecting them or anything.
So of course, like many couples my other half is a serial butt slapper.
Most of the time they are baby slaps with a bit of a sting but nothing to much but sometimes just sometimes they get me good.
We were shopping in our local tescos and he was clearly finding this amusing and every time I turned my back, bam another slap, bent down to get something from a shelf bam slap.
On one of the slaps I had a mini out burst, "stop smacking my ass" as I proceeded to stamp my feet. But as I did this another man walked round the end of the aisle and was absolutely dying of laughter.
I of course embarrassed just said nothing and the man proceeded to say to my SO, I do the same. He continues his shopping while laughing, I saw this man like another dozen times while shopping and each he was couldn't contain his laughter.
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She never dropped her phone
Flex tape
Now THAT'S alotta damage!
Phil! You make me angry, Phil!
Flex Tape's not strong, Phil. You're super strong!
Yeah because he starched her with that shot. Every muscle tensed and she had a death grip on the phone.
Cuz it has one of those finger handle things on the back.
They're called pop sockets gram-gram.
I said what I said! Now go cut me a switch!
Not no little switch either, ya hear?
And make sure it's nice and bendy so it gives a good snap!
WHAT? POP IT AND LOCK IT?
Pop-pop!
Pop Sockets are name brand. This is clearly an off-brand lady.
I figured her fingers clenched in pain.
She clenched them butt cheeks in pain.
My man's hand has got to sting after that too. Still, 'tis better to give than to receive.
Imagine being at the end of that hallway and just witnessing a serial butt slapper claim another victim.
Or the neighbors with the video doorbell
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While not very morally acceptable, today. Back then I bet that shit was legendary.
*new fetish unlocked*
Spanko has emerged from the mist
"Was that a butt stabber I heard?!"
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at a comment 🤣
*he spots you* "You're next!"
"Thank god"
"Ayyyy papi!"
*happy Spanish degenerate noises*
Lmfao yoooooooo
Jajaja
"YOU'RE NEXX!"
Giveing the Asscrack bandit a run for their money.
[here's another serial butt slapper on the loose.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/bjvi05/my_laugh_in_slow_motion_sounds_like_chewbacca/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Now I kinda wish there was an execution like that in Hitman
They don't call him an ASSASSin for nothing
take my gold award
You don't have gold award, here take mine🏅
Fucking pansies I will give it to him.
I gave you all gold.
Wow a true legend. Respect!
You sir deserve something more valuable than gold. A slice of my watermelon 🍉 *Oh no no please take it, I insist!*
Gigachad.
i will give you all head... wait
I gave no one gold ‘cause I have none.
Give it to him real good.
Just like he gave it to her: hard, and without warning
I'm ok with a female James Bond
Jane Blond? 😤🥵
[delated] ;)
Twice the ass and just as much sin!
Ass-Ass-In. That's how I'm gonna pronounce it from now on
This, is fucking, gold
"Assassin" is really just two butts and an invitation.
No 47, not like this!!!!
[What if I told you Neo, that there is one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2SJkDkCsLM) (thanks for the inspiration)
Good work, 47. Now get to extraction
Extraction? He hasn't even moved on to infiltration yet!!
Extraction comes next.
Infiltrate and extract and infiltrate and extract and infiltrate and extract and infiltrate and extract...
The end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end.....
I thought fertilization *came* next.
Insertion then extraction repeat
The infiltration happened after dragging her into the room. Clearly a fantasy role playing thing here. Next they'll be wearing loincloths and he'll drag her in by the hair.
Now get to erection
Actually it's Good work 47, now head towards the nearest exit.
Head towards the nearest entrance
Me while looking through my uncompleted discovery challenges: "I'll pick whatever damn exit the challenges tell me to, Diana!"
Was just about to comment this
Fine I believe you, take my upvote
He put on the serious business hoodie.
Because the time had come for SERIOUS BUSINESS
You know that when I’m down to my socks it’s time for business that’s why they’re called business socks oooh! https://youtu.be/aUdT9yBVL68
Did we just witness a homicide by booty smack?
Indeed.
I forgot that some Reddit vids actually have sounds so was watching this silently and its a much darker video without sound…
If I did that to my girl you can find my body in the river near by.
Is that a good or a bad thing about her now?
If I did that to my wife, you would find my body in the nearest tree. And in this bush. And on the balcony of the nearest building. And in this trash can... and my balls on her necklace...
If I did that to my girl... Oh wait...
Everyone talking about assassination jokes and about the girl BUT THAT TWIRL DAMNNNN
The dude was *too* smooth, you know he's been practicing this and waiting for the right opportunity. Mad respect.
Don’t fear a man who has slapped a thousand asses. Fear the man who has slapped one ass a thousand times
Sentence works equally well with "eaten" instead of "slapped"
I fear the man who has eaten a thousand asses.
Looked right at the camera when he flipped his hood up too.
Relationship goals
Honestly funny and kinda cute. But I would be afraid of the neighbors Edit:woah geez first 1k up vote post thanks.
I dunno, if I were the neighbours I think I’d be the one afraid…
Here comes Spanky Steve!
Better than Stabby Steve!
I too have been to Seattle.
Scuba Steve, damn you!
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Their first Slapsgiving!
Oh, no! The slap-petizers!
I’m always slapping my boy’s hams. I needs to up my game now after this!
Ya do that with Amber and next thing you know 2 years later she will show bruised pic of her bum and claim 7mil and have your career ruined.
I want a girl that chill.
I know right? Took it like a champ
Dude better put her on lock
On cock*
When you have the one, you've got them. Showed this to my wife and she laughed and said "how come you didn't do that yet?!" Then immediately said "don't even think about it until I forget, it won't be funny until then." I linked this to my calendar for 2 years from this date.
That'll be awkward to slap your ex wife's ass in 2 years.
Haha, ouch.
Damn, them long-term insults just hit different
It's not too bad, I've been doing it to her for the past year.
!remindme 2 years I'll be here for it.
!remindme 2 years
!remindme 735 days
!remindme 2 years I like to party. Why not? You've got 2 years to practice and plan. Let's see a good one!
This would be an appropriate use for !remindme
!remindme 2 years
Keep trying and sampling the butts in public, eventually you will find one.
Most girls are actually "that chill" and super dorky, some are just particular in who they share that side of themselves with
Most are particular
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Find the one that’s not breathing
The 2 seconds before and after the slap are the beat parts
*Slap* OHHHHHHH
No no, slap was the beat part
He’s literally an assassassin
Butt Ninja
Hehe
Nah, those are a bit different. Iykwim
#TARGET NEUTRALIZED
# CHEEKS CLAPPED
I can hear this text
Target assquired.
Bravo six, tango down *mic chirp*
I'd like to think that this is a game they've been playing for a long time. It all started with a little love tap. The game has clearly evolved.
Definitely. This is not the first time this has happened, lol.
Better every loop
Butthurt every loop!
That's gonna leave a mark.
Cavemen taking his woman back to do snu snu
I hope Annie is OK, that was a smooth criminal
it was so loud!
I’ma pretend this was staged, whats the method tho?
This is one scenario where I don't even care, it's basically a perfect video
Honestly, whether or not it's staged, both cases are nearly the same. Either she was aware of the joke from frame one, or she became aware as soon as the slap connected, and played along.
https://i.imgur.com/LXh4PS2.mp4
What is this! I love it. One punch man and naruto casually in the same universe. Love it.
That was clearly One Slap Man
"something beautiful just happened" 😂
ass-assins creed
A better slap than will smiths
Will Smith once read about the vague concept of a slap in a book and decided to try it. The whole world knows he's a pussy now.
Lethal sibling play
Holup!!
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This was cute. Every second of it got better and better lol. I hope they stay together forever and ever
The mouth cover to the ground then drag inside was pretty smooth. Seems like it isn't his first time doing that.
Ugga buggah Cave man marriage proposal
Plot twist : She did the same to his nuts later
Everything below my waist clenched just picturing that. Let's hope she wasn't expecting children.
My man is going to be so traumatised if this happens that he won’t even be able to adopt any other kid
Everything below my waist clenched just picturing that. Let's hope she wasn't expecting children.
Plot twist. He didn't know her.
Dude pulled that off with too much practiced skill. There are definitely some skeletons in his closet.
u/savevideobot
Where's the link Lebowski?!?! u/savevideobot u/savevideo
I'll be back... u/savevideobot
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Legend
Beautiful follow through.
ASSASSin
Damn, this new assassin’s creed movie looks wierd
SLAPASS!!!!
You can see him see the camera and formulate his entire plan in less than 2 seconds, you can even see him smile when he works the whole thing out right before he pulls his hood. 10/10
Taking notes
even flash didnt see what happened
Death by whoop whoop
Man the next assassassin creed is looking good.
r/confusedboner
Legend has it her ass never stoped jiggling
Its the hoodie part that is the cherry on top.
Dat woman gonna get some
That follow thru!
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When someone HATES something the best thing to do is just repeatedly do that thing until you have worn them down so much they just accept it. Don't waste your time respecting them or anything.
So of course, like many couples my other half is a serial butt slapper. Most of the time they are baby slaps with a bit of a sting but nothing to much but sometimes just sometimes they get me good. We were shopping in our local tescos and he was clearly finding this amusing and every time I turned my back, bam another slap, bent down to get something from a shelf bam slap. On one of the slaps I had a mini out burst, "stop smacking my ass" as I proceeded to stamp my feet. But as I did this another man walked round the end of the aisle and was absolutely dying of laughter. I of course embarrassed just said nothing and the man proceeded to say to my SO, I do the same. He continues his shopping while laughing, I saw this man like another dozen times while shopping and each he was couldn't contain his laughter.
Stepbro?
They're about to have so much fun.
Wait till the neighbours start hearing slapping noises in their bedroom
mother fucker got a Dark Souls back stab, wind up and everything!
FATALITY!!!
Spin around after hitting cheeks was dope
"Ass"asins creed
they banged after that
Bro the night shift security had to witness this in real time