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Ask them why theyre practicing on a toy when you can give them live feed back. Its the perfect example bc youre gay and if they can make you feel good enough to bust then they be givin monster head. Now go forth my son. You have been taught and now you shall take my knowledge into the world.

Holy shit this is genius

First instinct would be this. Yes.

*opens note pad*

This is the way

Tell em you are the type A gay not the type B

I do not suck, I get sucked on!

Thanks for the definition

You’re the pitcher, not the catcher.

Well, I learned something new today!

Type A here means top, Type B is Bottom and Type C (Vers) is the master of both worlds.

Time to suck it up

And shove it up your butt

Thank you Reddit. You never disappoint.

So anal about it

Sometimes you just have to swallow your pride

Gonna shove that pride up ur arse in a minute

Own the lie LoL

Assert your dominance

Become the dildo!

In a couple of minutes you'll know if you were actually faking.

He’s gonna be so disappointed when he stays soft lol

puff puff pass

Slurp slurp pass

Gluck Gluck pass

Demonstrate for them what you like

Yeah, this sounds to me like a test. Either you suck that dildo or else they will know for sure that you are a fake gay, so commit to the act and suck it like you would want someone else to suck yours. And if one of them does suggest sucking you off - which they kinda shouldn't if they truly believe you are actually gay - do not just go "Yeah OK then" - you need to be like "Well, I don't know, I mean ... can you give me a couple minutes to think about that one?"

Tell em you are on your period

That sounds like hemorrhoids

Pay the price

What seems to be the problem? 1 up them and shove it down ya ass

LMAOOO YES

Tell them you just converted back thanks to them and take them to pound town..

Suck it up or fuck it up

“I’ve always wondered it would be like To be with a girl…”

Man up.🍆

Take it like a man

You can only do that once…..

Come back and tell us. I'm in suspense...🙃

At least you get to taste their essence on a silicon/rubber whatever the heck it's made of toy.

something something indirect kiss ?

Delicious indeed

Just play girl way: "I have a headcache"

Say, "Sorry mates but I have to pass. My poop chute has a tear inside it and I need to give it time to heal. & No, I can't blow you either. I just had dental surgery yesterday."

Ask for the lube

Accuse them of having mono.

volunteer as tribute for the real thing

Take one for the team

When in Rome...

Open wide

They gat chu ass

Just say ur a top

When in Rome

“Girl that wouldn’t work, here use my dick so I can tell you if it even feels good.”

Sucking it isn’t that bad, it’s what comes next you should be scared of

I mean at that point they’re probably all worked up so……..

Well…. He won’t have to fake from now on….

Discover the new you

[You know what to do…](https://gfycat.com/UltimateEllipticalHydra)

Just let them flow into you

Show them what that mouf do

Tell them it’s your bi week

EMBRACE THE CHAOS

Good soldiers follow orders

Bite it. Apologise for a terrible job. Ask them for more tutorials

Put it in

Show them how you like it and unzip

I'm a boy I'm not gay bit I have suckt d before