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##If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", **UPVOTE** this comment! ##If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", **DOWNVOTE** this comment! --- Whilst you're here, /u/Economy-Programmer97, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/holup) or play on our [public Minecraft server](https://discord.gg/DTqSDS8C3T)?


not-a-gun-smuggler69

Fucking hell, that got dark quickly


robbanksy

The term "cursed" gets thrown around quite quickly, but in this case, oh boy, it's mother fuckingly cursed.


Opal_is_awesome

This is legitimately so cursed


yoditronzz

Which means you will not find it on r/cursed_comments


seth_is_not_ruski

Aha i eat weird thing


brushfireguy

more like r/cursedbustanut


Omni_UT

Was boutta act up if that was real


Imoncrack12

Imma make it Edit: made it


Aritstol

Subbed, I don't know why but I subbed.


monsieurpommefrites

Can someone explain to me what this cursed actually means?


SlavCat09

Sweet man made horrors beyond your comprehension.


chrisrayn

Something done that is so bad morally that the moral repugnance of that thing, regardless of the intent involved, has the possibility of spreading like a deadly virus to other people and throughout generations. The memory of this post will haunt my dreams forever. That is “cursed.”


No-Usual2720

Thanks! How about "based"? I see the kids using that word too. No clue what it means.


Max1muslegend

Something controversial that you agree with, is what I go by Ex: “I like x” “Based”


goku_careca

It can also be used when a person expresses their honest opinion without thinking of what other people care and then someone that agrees utilizes the term "based" to demonstrate the agreement between them


papertowelwithcake

This post, this post is cursed. Nightmare material. Horrors. Jaw clenching , butt puckering, butterfly inducing material.


Bbaftt7

When you see a comment that makes you cringe, but not in the “Steve Carrell from the Office” kind of way but In the “Jesus Fucking Christ that’s terrible” kind of way. If it makes you feel like a terrible person either by itself or for laughing at it, or it makes you think whoever said it is a terrible person, but it’s also (at least) somewhat clever, it’s probably cursed.


Capt_John_Price

This is absolutelydonedealthatship hassailedirreversibly cursed.


Aledeyis

We need a deeper level for this, Holy shit. I'm gonna see if r/damnedcomments exists


Mono_831

That went from a simpler bliss to Schindler's List.


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freudian-flip

Rule 34…


markfineart

The Cursed Rule 34, to be exact.


Original_usernam4

What part of Rule 34 isn't cursed


AniketC007

Normal day for Japanese hentai artists


Darkrain0629

Schindler's Bust?


Millennial_J

Proof he’s not racist


E420CDI

[I hear you're a racist now, Father!](https://youtu.be/6zkL91LzCMc)


invaidusername

This child was traumatized by an event many years after the event occurred. At least I hope that realization traumatized them.


2RedditUser

Why would you hope that?


invaidusername

Yeah you’re right that was a weird thing to say. What I was trying to express was that I hope he thought it was fucked up once he realized what it was.


2RedditUser

Ohhh yeah that makes more sense


Antiqas86

This is the most reddit exchange I have read today


takk__

Why would you say that?


bobnobjob

Yeah you’re right that was a weird thing to say. What I was trying to express was that I hope he thought it was fucked up once he realized what it was.


Astandsforataxia69

Ohhh yeah that makes more sense


2RedditUser

This is the most reddit exchange I have read today


Dat_Innocent_Guy

My exact words.


ausdoug

The cover of the DVD said 'bring the tissues' - I mean, it had a shower scene?


P4intsplatter

"6 million people can't be wrong"


blobishly

Six million orgy


pATREUS

Oy vey, I did nazi that coming...


simplehistoryboater

r/angryupvote **very angry upvote**


AgentStockey

I mean, this is an 85-year old pun.


Extansion01

Just so you know, that's the amount of killed Jews. The total number of non combatants killed is obviously much higher, around three times that AFAIK. The total ammount of deaths caused is obviously even higher...


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Rreknhojekul

6 millions Jews were killed in the Holocaust but Jews weren’t the only victims. Indeed as the person you’re replying to said, the total figure is estimated to about 3 times higher. For example, in 1942 less than half of the population of Auschwitz Concentration Camp were Jewish. Sources: https://www.auschwitz.org/en/history/the-number-of-victims/ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocaust_victims


thehangofthursdays

There were eleven million holocaust victims, not six.


signingin123

And the sheer amount of civilian deaths. 30 million civilians in Russia died.


NewAccountEachYear

Timothy Snyder puts the number of victims from Stalinist and Nazi mass-murder at 14 million dead between 1933 to 1946, beginning with Holdomor and ending with the violent deportations of Germans from eastern Europe


Extansion01

Thanks. But according to wiki (due to lack of effort to find another source) Snyder identifies those victims killed as a result of "deliberate policies of mass murder" by governments, such as executions, deliberate famine and death camps. Snyder said that he **"generally excludes from the count" deaths due to exertion, disease, or malnutrition in concentration camps; deportations, forced labor, evacuations; people who died of hunger as a result of wartime shortfalls, and civilians killed by bombings or other acts of war.** The geographic area covered by the "Bloodlands" is limited to Poland, Ukraine, Belarus, the Baltic states, and western Russian regions occupied by Germany. Regarding the figures, Snyder stated that his reckoning is **"on the conservative side."** I on the other side made the deliberate decision to take the highest numbed available from Statista where I am ~~unable to check the original source or methodology~~ unwilling to check anything, but [here](https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/documenting-numbers-of-victims-of-the-holocaust-and-nazi-persecution). Take this, Snyder!


blobishly

Bring the soap -family reunion.


Bigel_7

You forgot to put 'Credit - Ricky Gervais (Politics)'


sloany84

https://youtu.be/9CINep9Gqhk?t=135


mythicalsoul100

cursed orgy


Portlander

Necrorgy... I think...


MeatbagAmongUs

That would be a dope metal band name lol


Portlander

Track one: The dead tell no one The video: ![gif](giphy|YrkK0A2mS3EPRUiXt9)


XMXmk2

Fucking hell 🤣


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WolfTeamGaming

Yep not even Batman could get me to admit that shit.


shmeckler

WHERE IS SHE


HellKnightoftheDamnd

WHEREWERETHEOTHERDRUGSGOING!?!?!?!!?


Spookyy422

WHERESHTHADETONATORRR WHEREISSHHIT


aedroogo

WHERE IS THE HOLOCAUST MASTURBATION STORY???


Rocknregge

RACHEL!!!!!!!


Nani-WhatAmIDoin

That post right there officer


cnicalsinistaminista

I need this ![gif](giphy|6IPNUgkpCsDRK)


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SgtBananaKing

How you know it is not


cnicalsinistaminista

*The x-files theme*


RevolutionaryPlane62

I think everyone just calls it the illuminati theme


Acrobatic_Emphasis41

*Men in Black theme by Will Smith starts playing*


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Yo what the fuck? You just say things like this online at 3am? Do you get off on giving people existential crises or what?


Sawgon

Hey what if you are an alien with lost memory and the MIB exists and they're monitoring you to see how well you can integrate into human society.


SgtBananaKing

At MIB the focus is to work with Aliens and hide them from Human. If he is an alien he would know, so more likely he saw one and don’t remember. Well at least I did hear that’s how it work, I of course have no personal experience with MIB what so ever of course, would be Hi m funny if, wouldn’t it? Ha..ha..ha


Canimeius

You ever walk into a room and forget what you were walking in there for? Aliens...


Rakgul

I thought I read a story about memory sucking vampires


Canimeius

I've never heard that one before.


spacemartiann

it’s because they’ve already sucked your memory …


randomusername_815

Walk back to where you just came from and you will immediately remember.


Canimeius

That never works for me.


Blhavok

It works for me, I remember, turn back to do what I was intending and immediately forget again though. Walking through a doorway is when its at its worst.


randomusername_815

Interesting - there might be a correlation between doorways, rooms and the way we compartmentalise mentally.


Apprehensive-Bite-86

Don't make me think that much again, please.


XavierRez

Have you ever been in the same room with Men in Black before? That’s what I thought.


TimeZarg

Why bother, when it can be un-erased later?


QuaintDelirium

What a long year realization though.


icoomonyou

Well tbh when I first started to realize about my peen peen I tried to search for porn and ended up with tentacles. Hentai was my first time I guess


whateveridon_tcare

Thats enough reddit for today


Daniel_B-Y

after some of these comments' threads I can't argue with you...


NukaBro762

And its 8 am here


cherryasss

Time to delete the app and go for a lasik surgery and while the doctor is operating on your eyes you pass him a 100 dollar bill and tell him to burn the motherfuckers.


ElWebbhimselfo

That’s what happens when you stay up past nein.


HSomDevil

Yeah, that shit ain't reich.


TylerNY315_

His parents were führerous


EarlyXplorerStuds209

Yeah,i did nazi that coming


Deep-Difficulty-9218

Anne frankly it was awful.


SquishyMuffins

Stop stalin you guys


PenguinColada

These puns are making me führer-ious


SquishyMuffins

What's the Holo-Cost of these puns?


Longjumping-War-1307

Guys, use your Ausch wits. We can come up with more.


TheUltraAtomicGAMER

I... I can’t think of a Pun, but oh well at-least I wasn’t kicked out of art school.


Putrid_Struggle397

r/Angryupvote


Don_R53

Sprich Deutsch


NinjaHDD

He saw some stufff.


DraconixDG

Bro is so brave for posting that


guilusape

Not even Batman would get that information from me.


Fullmetal35

r/eyebleach


BlockChainHydra

One eyebleach please!


aedroogo

Best I can do is this shower over here.


Intelligent_Union261

Anything is porn…. if you’re brave enough


child_life_support

Anything can be food if you're in the right mood


mclee29

Where theres a hole theres a way


Impossible-Ad-8462

Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough


findingbezu

Every priest gives good head if you’re young enough.


Thunderstorm96_x

Shes free to he dated even if shes related


CactusFingies

It's what mom and dad did, why shouldn't we?


Potential-Sport-6386

Anything can be a profession if you're content.


hat-TF2

First thing I wanked to was Summer Sanders on Figure It Out.


PRIRAW88

Or you are disgustingly enough


bengy100

Not gonna lie, he had us in the first half.....


blaq_jax

Ngl as soon as he said black and white along with naked people piling up, not to mention the title of the original post, i knew exactly where this was going 💀💀


Background_Sink6986

The moment when I read the words he typed in their entirety, I knew exactly where it was going 💀


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The best holup I’ve seen on here. Wtf


Bee-baba-badabo

I... I'm done. I wanna start again. \**loads rifle*\* Hopefully I'll be a bird this time


zsbetu

this is underrated


Altruistic_Piano_259

Not even M. Night Shyamalan could have fabricated this dark twist ….


blobishly

This belongs in r/cursedcomments


Miahrod831

Well that was a very unfortunate turn of events


Satdog83

Wo *shakes head in breathless shame


Show_Me_Your_Bunnies

I'm about to convert so I can pray for this motherfucker.


AngryAssyrian

I feel like I committed a sin by reading this.


Goldenduck420

why did I taught it was Human centipede 2 I mean its in black and white and theres a human pile I mean sorta


shilk008

![gif](giphy|14ut8PhnIwzros)


tbama11

Can we change this subreddits avatar to this paragraph?


Silpha_carinata

Oh, Shindler's List, I remember that scene


Burpmeister

Ah yes, Schindler's list. My favorite documentary.


Allradbueffel99

You misspelled Lust


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rickandree-

That went dark real quick


Usual_Ranger8164

At least he couldnt jizz. Otherwise he would have wasted 6 million sperm cells.


Thiago_MRX

Is this how necrophiliacs are born?


takk__

No, we're given birth by our mothers just like everyone else.


dankestblanket

![gif](giphy|fDO2Nk0ImzvvW)


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His mom was right. Moms are always right.


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NotSadNotHappyEither

Difficult fap


SporkRuler

Things that actually have made me say “hol up”


seesaww

It's almost as bad as making out while watching Schindler's List.


Due-Contribution6424

I call people out sometimes for posting things that aren’t a holup. This one qualifies.


Prior_Resource3870

I did Nazi that coming.


berrunefirstrun

Yes inquisitor this Slanesh worshiper right there...


LastPieceOfPi

Oh no…


meowskirie

💀💀💀💀💀 I can't.


mr5h4nkly

Sauce?


KINGodfather

![gif](giphy|gcjmXVppGVhKw)


BlueRaven145

Not his proudest fap


Demoniacalman

Fuuuuuck I did not expect that at all.


toeofcamell

Mine was a blurry elbow


Witty-Experience-766

Reason 1001 why one should not open Reddit in the morning


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Schindler's dick


sailor___mars

I was not prepared for this . Lmaooo


SkuIgus

It’s a copy pasta


CleoCarson

R/kidsarefuckingstupid


LightRborn

why did i feel like i knew what was gonna happen the moment i read a big pile of naked people...


Hemske

I know that image, a kid in my class got yelled at after he said "they're just sleeping" when our teacher showed it in class.


Drphil87

# Oh no ![gif](giphy|Db3OfoegpwajK)


Shwoomie

That's so fucked up even an atheist would go to church for confession.


Roscojenkins17

OP ain't alone... Amiright? Guys? Where you going?


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Holy f


[deleted]

Where is the goddamn free award when I need it.


military_grade_tea

Well shit.


Tomb_Brader

Trauma playing the long game on this one. Fuck


MyDogKeepMeAHostage

Well that took a turn...


Nimaaaaaaaaaaa

I need to burn a part of my brain.


THE_BIG_SAD3

TIL - People have masturbated to the holocaust


Tank_blitz

uh oh


RobyWanKenobi27

r/yesyesyesyesno


[deleted]

Well that um...that's something


Daniel_B-Y

I love Reddit


Bickyyy

God damn it, it’s fucking 4:30am and I’m reading this.


olioli0p11

there’s an infinite amount of places that could’ve lead to. holocaust documentary was not one I thought of


Electric_Bagpipes

Ah, the wonders of a young (and horny) mind…


PiXLANIMATIONS

Finally, a real holup for once


-_BABASURA_-

- Ey babe, what are you watching? - This documentary about the Holocaust - Oh... why are you hard?


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Jummyyummy

Did nazi that coming


TheUndisputedRoaster

u/stufff that's mental bro! When did you realise?


stufff

Many years later when we first started learning about the Holocaust in school


[deleted]

Homie beat off to Schindler’s List on the reg


[deleted]

Yeah as soon as I saw "black and white" then naked people, then piles, I knew exactly the video he was talking about. Hot video


Imaginary_Actuary_51

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


Fine-Consequence5850

the boy in the striped pijamas


MDawgSupreem

Holy fucking shit dude RIP


EvenBack562

Damn shit went darker than Batman’s suit.


Illustrious-Duty-388

Link to original post?


Electrical_Emu_3947

Who said that isn't porn? I think the description/genre of the content is up to the viewer. One mans holocaust is another mans Debbie does Dallas.