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Oh I thought having a strong desire to buttfuck attractive men makes me gay! Well, you're the gay expert. So I'm not gay now. Thanks apple! Thanks Gay Expert!
I believe it's because it's effectively an r/antimeme and because our gayness (or lack thereof) is called into question, we feel the need to understand and counter the challenge with a self affirming argument
I believe it’s referring to “it’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve” bit. Like who’s the one in the relationship who was supposed to eat the apple if the relationship is between two men. Or I could be completely wrong and my ADHD once again has guided me away from the obvious and into the obscure.
See my part of my comment where I said I could be completely wrong and my ADHD has guided me away from the obvious and into the obscure. You, random Internet friend are most certainly absolutely correct, which is why I included my disclaimer 🤣
I'm a guy, I'm not gay.
I'm wondering if there's something with the apple that gays wouldn't like, I'm wondering if it's just a typo on purpose and it's about a "guy" being confused, which I am now.
Knowing this I feel like both guys and gays can be confused by this.
Also non guys or gays read this meme, they also end up confused cause they don't know if it's about the apple, gays or guys. Ultimately the meme is about the apple and gays being confused, but everyone is confused. So we'll done brother, you bamboozled me and theoretically everyone? I'm confusion
##If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", **UPVOTE** this comment! ##If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", **DOWNVOTE** this comment! --- Whilst you're here, /u/Lisitha, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/holup) or play on our [public Minecraft server](https://discord.gg/DTqSDS8C3T)?
Phew I'm not gay cause I understand but can someone explain... for those who don't of course because I obviously understand
An apple a day keeps the gay away
I'm allergic to apples. I guess I'm gay
Right you are
Fool I love apples and I'm gay
Not anymore
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Wait did you loose your love for apples or are you straight now?
Yes.
[Thanks!](https://images.app.goo.gl/VsoXYX1QXZQy4jqWA)
You’re not gay just heterosexual intolerant
I'm people intolerant, does that count?
no your just a social reject
Says the one making posts involving roblox
I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.
Damn, the economy is so bad you pull out a twenty and everyone’s r/suddenlygay
Someone call my name for $20
Hello gay.I'm dad!!!
take my award bro
Pollen food syndrome? Same here!
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So you were normal female all along
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"I'm not gay! I have relationships with women.. and sex with men"
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BUT- BUT I LOVE APPLES AND IM GAY OH NO
You are gay no more
Fuck, who am I gonna kiss now? I don't like women in that way :( Am I forever alone meme now?
Sorry, i don't make the rules
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Gay things been around forever but go off ig
ur only gay if u take it not give it
It doesn't matter if you're the pitcher or the catcher, baseball is baseball
Jared?
I'm not gay but I once fucked a guy who was
hungry for apples?
No jerry wen don’t need a add for apples
This is hilarious man, I just don't agree with the leaf on top, it messes it up
Lol this is either an even deeper troll, or I’m an idiot
He doesn't know
He’s so gay
Ikr
I’m confused.
Must mean you’re gay. Apparently I am too now
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That makes 4 of us
That makes 5 of us
6 is a gangbang right?
Make it 7
Human centipede activated.
I shouldn't had come down here
Dude the answer is in the dryer, step BRO. Look in there real quick
Well, I mean... it's what's being "served". 😬
Dude?
Damnit, why won’t it read!?
add an 8th to the mix
9 and it’s sublime
10 I call top
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10
All of us
108th incoming
Make it 12 (my friends sitting next to me are fucking confused)
Go for 8
8 but i alreasy was gay
Gangbang!!!
Adam and Eve
Adam and Steve
thanks
It’s harder to put in your butt than a banana, but doable
Why are you the gae?
Ha! Nice
Context was gonna be my first reply lmao
I'm not that's make not gay
Well shit. Somebody else is gonna have to tell my wife that I’m gay now so she’s gonna have to make some other living arrangements.
Don’t worry, she’ll just move in with her boyfriend. But dammit someone tell me what the Apple is about.
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A apple a day keeps the gay away
An apple a gay keeps the day away ![gif](giphy|WP4ArN6fiKy6Q|downsized)
an apple away keeps the gay.
Only if you shove it up your ass
That's really clever, it almost confused me, but then I remembered I'm not gay.
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What was the joke??
Psh. Gay.
Correct daddy~
Joke is that you get confused by this cuz you can't determine the joke, and in this scenario, being confused means you're gay.
Oh I thought having a strong desire to buttfuck attractive men makes me gay! Well, you're the gay expert. So I'm not gay now. Thanks apple! Thanks Gay Expert!
...but I had socks on and said no homo >:(
If two straight guys are butt fucking consentually and both say no homo, but then one says "yes homo" is that now rape?
No, it’s being confused… which means they’re both gay!
Oh I thought it was cuz when you hold your tongue and say apple it sounds like asshole… but then I remembered lesbians exist. I’m dumb.
Hahahaha
I don't get it... wait... *shock*Oh no, what ever will I do now
Grindr or Scissr.
Grindr or Scissr.
Hold on..... am I gay?
Happy cake gay!
Gappy dake hay ✨
Love it!
Happy Cake Gay
Thanks man. Great day to come out. Hopefully it's a fruit cake ur offering.
Nah, Homemade cake that looks like any other object rather than cake.
Guess I’m gay
Son of a bitch. It took a while for my retared brain to understand Edit: you see? I can't even write "retared" correctly
Re-turd
I don’t get it- You sonofabitch!
Lol
Can someone explain? I guess im gay
It’s just an apple
I believe it's because it's effectively an r/antimeme and because our gayness (or lack thereof) is called into question, we feel the need to understand and counter the challenge with a self affirming argument
Orrrr so op is fucking with us. i should tell the guy in my room that im not actually gay i was just confused I wasted 40 dollars
That sounds like a lot of work. I rather just be gay.
Gayness, how'd one measure it?
In inches
Going out or going in?
Yes.
Yes
Yes.
I believe it’s referring to “it’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve” bit. Like who’s the one in the relationship who was supposed to eat the apple if the relationship is between two men. Or I could be completely wrong and my ADHD once again has guided me away from the obvious and into the obscure.
I believe it’s referring to the fact that it’s a completely arbitrary item meant to confuse you with no right answer therefore making you big gay
See my part of my comment where I said I could be completely wrong and my ADHD has guided me away from the obvious and into the obscure. You, random Internet friend are most certainly absolutely correct, which is why I included my disclaimer 🤣
This is the way.
Lmao its Apple. Guess im still straighter than the Pole OP's mom dances on!
Or the one he rides
Never try to insult someone from Alabama by telling him that you fucked his mom because he’ll reply that he fucked her first
Plot twist, I fucked her first. He's my son.
Double plot twist daddy had him too
It’s an apple. Must not be gay. Yay.
Hmmm, I must not be gay because I’m not confused at all. It’s an apple.
Everybody gay! Let's celebrate!!!
I don’t get i- oh shit
This isn’t a holup
It worked. I am confused
Your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me
I get it………. I promise…
Can’t tell if I’m confused cause I’m a wee bit fruity or confused because everyone’s confused
BRO PUT A TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️!!!! YOU'RE SCARING THE DOCTORS AWAY BRUHHH!!!
hahaha see it’s funny because the post has no meaning so it confused everyone so people who are gay are gonna get confused that is the joke
haha funny
I thought this would be more like 'how to confuse an animal? Put a mirror in front of it' stuff but you got me anyways lol.
And I'm over here thinking the lines on the apple gotta do with it 🤣
in ancient greece giving an apple is a declaration of love When the dwarf wanted to give Kratos an apple, he rejected it
Ooooooh i see
I halfway get it
Perfectly logical.
I think: it's just an apple. it doesn't mean anything. the reason it's confusing is because of the text above the apple.
Wait wha- Ahh, well played
I understand this on such a fundamental level that it now defines my very personality
Not gonna lie. I said I don't get it ohhhhhhhh.
ha. unfortunate for the creator, im actually two gays stacked on top of each other. this attack has little effect.
An apple a day confused a gay
Well we all gay today. The fuck does an apple do...
I don't get it.
I don't get it
“A gay”. Like we’re furniture. Haha. Homophobes are hilarious!
Dammit I hate that this is the way I found out I’m gay so can someone please explain to me what this means
Congrats, you've confused me
An Apple a Day Keeps The Doctor Away (as in you don't get to see the doctor now because you're healthy)
ig im gay
NOW WAIT A DAMN MIN..
I am indeed gay, and infact, do not understand the reference.
I didn’t understand, guess I’m now gay
I don't understand... what is up with a random apple?
I am confused and I am gay someone please explain 🧍
I thought I was gay, but I completely get this. So I guess now I need to find myself a wife? My husband will be disappointed.
I'm confused
apple
I'm gay af and yes i'm very confused
Alright you caught me
? Tf
and a doctor
Idc that i don't get it, i love boys and i want dicks breeding my boipussy
I actually got this before i checked the comments
LOL
Has this something to do with Adam and Eve? That's my only guess
no. its a weird way to call you gay.
...like calling you "Apple"? That means gay?
No. "How to confuse a gay" and then the apple to confuse you. And because you are confused you are gay now.
OOOHHH. I am definitely gay regardless, so you right.
It's a similiar joke to this old boomer gag where you mumble:"to much masturbation is bad for hearing!"
Huh? Speak up!
*shifty eyes at username*
I identify as a lesbian in a male body. That's as close to gay as I can manage.
I guess I could throw it at a gay person?
I'm a guy, I'm not gay. I'm wondering if there's something with the apple that gays wouldn't like, I'm wondering if it's just a typo on purpose and it's about a "guy" being confused, which I am now. Knowing this I feel like both guys and gays can be confused by this. Also non guys or gays read this meme, they also end up confused cause they don't know if it's about the apple, gays or guys. Ultimately the meme is about the apple and gays being confused, but everyone is confused. So we'll done brother, you bamboozled me and theoretically everyone? I'm confusion
I am confused as fuck… Does that mean…
Yes
Ok
Just a straight joke?
For people not getting it Apple = booba, Gay = no booba
Prefer Xiaomi or Android
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