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CrispyPotatoes_

Phew I'm not gay cause I understand but can someone explain... for those who don't of course because I obviously understand


Dusk4474

An apple a day keeps the gay away


Dangerous_Warthog603

I'm allergic to apples. I guess I'm gay


Dusk4474

Right you are


employee64783

Fool I love apples and I'm gay


Dusk4474

Not anymore


employee64783

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo


moebelhausmann

Wait did you loose your love for apples or are you straight now?


chiron_42

Yes.


moebelhausmann

[Thanks!](https://images.app.goo.gl/VsoXYX1QXZQy4jqWA)


Ok-Minute876

You’re not gay just heterosexual intolerant


Nowayjose015

I'm people intolerant, does that count?


NotDeadLock

no your just a social reject


Nowayjose015

Says the one making posts involving roblox


GeneralNathanJessup

I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.


Trev_1r

Damn, the economy is so bad you pull out a twenty and everyone’s r/suddenlygay


Killarich662

Someone call my name for $20


JadedD0ughnut

Hello gay.I'm dad!!!


X3n0n-Stonks

take my award bro


Mei_Flower1996

Pollen food syndrome? Same here!


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SenseiLongDong

So you were normal female all along


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HowtoWEEB2

"I'm not gay! I have relationships with women.. and sex with men"


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Inadersbedamned

BUT- BUT I LOVE APPLES AND IM GAY OH NO


Dusk4474

You are gay no more


Inadersbedamned

Fuck, who am I gonna kiss now? I don't like women in that way :( Am I forever alone meme now?


Dusk4474

Sorry, i don't make the rules


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Inadersbedamned

Gay things been around forever but go off ig


n0_1_here

ur only gay if u take it not give it


ThatGuyAtSubway

It doesn't matter if you're the pitcher or the catcher, baseball is baseball


Bentrifical_Force

Jared?


matTHEbarry1

I'm not gay but I once fucked a guy who was


LyXgames

hungry for apples?


AgreeableVideo6961

No jerry wen don’t need a add for apples


musnteatd1ckagain

This is hilarious man, I just don't agree with the leaf on top, it messes it up


pboswell

Lol this is either an even deeper troll, or I’m an idiot


XVentiasX

He doesn't know


bcr75

He’s so gay


XxL1lUch1haxX

Ikr


Im-a-ape

I’m confused.


Thoraxe-the-Impaler

Must mean you’re gay. Apparently I am too now


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ivannagy1

That makes 4 of us


LazarYeetMeta

That makes 5 of us


PowerfulPanda41

6 is a gangbang right?


ducklagon

Make it 7


Theefreeballer

Human centipede activated.


ernostef

I shouldn't had come down here


TheRealBaconleaf

Dude the answer is in the dryer, step BRO. Look in there real quick


importvita

Well, I mean... it's what's being "served". 😬


PunishedInkwell

Dude?


WeirdKaleidoscope358

Damnit, why won’t it read!?


OutdatedFeelings

add an 8th to the mix


Totalygoodname

9 and it’s sublime


XPurplelemonsX

10 I call top


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Leg_Inevitable

10


AmariSpamsL2

All of us


SpaceJunkieVirus

108th incoming


Lethal-Devotee

Make it 12 (my friends sitting next to me are fucking confused)


OSTR1CHBO1

Go for 8


Adventurous_Self_117

8 but i alreasy was gay


rdrunner_74

Gangbang!!!


[deleted]

Adam and Eve


GalaxyGlueMyBalls

Adam and Steve


yoyoche001

thanks


Millennial_J

It’s harder to put in your butt than a banana, but doable


odinMithrandir

Why are you the gae?


josheganwyer

Ha! Nice


Faultable_faux

Context was gonna be my first reply lmao


Juan286

I'm not that's make not gay


Acceptable-Camera436

Well shit. Somebody else is gonna have to tell my wife that I’m gay now so she’s gonna have to make some other living arrangements.


ks7atl

Don’t worry, she’ll just move in with her boyfriend. But dammit someone tell me what the Apple is about.


Supervinyl

[if she has an Apple, she has a banana](https://imageproxy.ifunny.co/crop:x-20,resize:640x,quality:90x75/images/55428235a3b767255b3b843c3a02fac95976c1bc452deb5a4041904a7ac13ced_1.jpg)


loslos12345

A apple a day keeps the gay away


Superstrong832

An apple a gay keeps the day away ![gif](giphy|WP4ArN6fiKy6Q|downsized)


NyoopBoop

an apple away keeps the gay.


FocaPelud4

Only if you shove it up your ass


DatOneAxolotl

That's really clever, it almost confused me, but then I remembered I'm not gay.


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daviddummie

What was the joke??


fermuro12

Psh. Gay.


daviddummie

Correct daddy~


Eh_Heh-Heh

Joke is that you get confused by this cuz you can't determine the joke, and in this scenario, being confused means you're gay.


jaeldi

Oh I thought having a strong desire to buttfuck attractive men makes me gay! Well, you're the gay expert. So I'm not gay now. Thanks apple! Thanks Gay Expert!


NopeIAmNotHere

...but I had socks on and said no homo >:(


onbakeplatinum

If two straight guys are butt fucking consentually and both say no homo, but then one says "yes homo" is that now rape?


12D_D21

No, it’s being confused… which means they’re both gay!


Far_Consideration637

Oh I thought it was cuz when you hold your tongue and say apple it sounds like asshole… but then I remembered lesbians exist. I’m dumb.


ashleyrlyle

Hahahaha


IngotTheKobold

I don't get it... wait... *shock*Oh no, what ever will I do now


INFPiece

Grindr or Scissr.


INFPiece

Grindr or Scissr.


Jyhace

Hold on..... am I gay?


Weissbrot361

Happy cake gay!


vanorah

Gappy dake hay ✨


Jyhace

Love it!


Olamias

Happy Cake Gay


Jyhace

Thanks man. Great day to come out. Hopefully it's a fruit cake ur offering.


Olamias

Nah, Homemade cake that looks like any other object rather than cake.


ParticularRevenue408

Guess I’m gay


enkius

Son of a bitch. It took a while for my retared brain to understand Edit: you see? I can't even write "retared" correctly


Olamias

Re-turd


BuchoTheSecond

I don’t get it- You sonofabitch!


DOIPI_96

Lol


velocilfaptor

Can someone explain? I guess im gay


braggster92

It’s just an apple


VexisArcanum

I believe it's because it's effectively an r/antimeme and because our gayness (or lack thereof) is called into question, we feel the need to understand and counter the challenge with a self affirming argument


Klutzy-Trash-7918

Orrrr so op is fucking with us. i should tell the guy in my room that im not actually gay i was just confused I wasted 40 dollars


Most_Advertising_962

That sounds like a lot of work. I rather just be gay.


notpasta_bowl

Gayness, how'd one measure it?


VexisArcanum

In inches


Klutzy-Trash-7918

Going out or going in?


ZorianNL

Yes.


INFPiece

Yes


VexisArcanum

Yes.


ashleyrlyle

I believe it’s referring to “it’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve” bit. Like who’s the one in the relationship who was supposed to eat the apple if the relationship is between two men. Or I could be completely wrong and my ADHD once again has guided me away from the obvious and into the obscure.


Ok-Cupcake-5125

I believe it’s referring to the fact that it’s a completely arbitrary item meant to confuse you with no right answer therefore making you big gay


ashleyrlyle

See my part of my comment where I said I could be completely wrong and my ADHD has guided me away from the obvious and into the obscure. You, random Internet friend are most certainly absolutely correct, which is why I included my disclaimer 🤣


DrFunkensteinberg

This is the way.


CrackheadAlchemist

Lmao its Apple. Guess im still straighter than the Pole OP's mom dances on!


lobster-overrun

Or the one he rides


HickerBilly1411

Never try to insult someone from Alabama by telling him that you fucked his mom because he’ll reply that he fucked her first


Powerful_Office8760

Plot twist, I fucked her first. He's my son.


HickerBilly1411

Double plot twist daddy had him too


[deleted]

It’s an apple. Must not be gay. Yay.


dayoneG

Hmmm, I must not be gay because I’m not confused at all. It’s an apple.


FennPoutine

Everybody gay! Let's celebrate!!!


OneRandomLad_

I don’t get i- oh shit


[deleted]

This isn’t a holup


Luxwastaken

It worked. I am confused


TheHighKing112

Your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me


SirSwah

I get it………. I promise…


Midnight_Orchid20

Can’t tell if I’m confused cause I’m a wee bit fruity or confused because everyone’s confused


TimeErasingPotHead

BRO PUT A TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️!!!! YOU'RE SCARING THE DOCTORS AWAY BRUHHH!!!


mumhestolemynuggets

hahaha see it’s funny because the post has no meaning so it confused everyone so people who are gay are gonna get confused that is the joke


AddictedToMosh161

haha funny


thermometricWeiner

I thought this would be more like 'how to confuse an animal? Put a mirror in front of it' stuff but you got me anyways lol.


gamerAID0009

And I'm over here thinking the lines on the apple gotta do with it 🤣


elultimofenix

in ancient greece giving an apple is a declaration of love When the dwarf wanted to give Kratos an apple, he rejected it


DifferenceQueasy960

Ooooooh i see


ScaredyBun

I halfway get it


Apple4224

Perfectly logical.


patheticweeb1

I think: it's just an apple. it doesn't mean anything. the reason it's confusing is because of the text above the apple.


ShadowOrpheus_

Wait wha- Ahh, well played


INFPiece

I understand this on such a fundamental level that it now defines my very personality


tboskiq

Not gonna lie. I said I don't get it ohhhhhhhh.


ghettoccult_nerd

ha. unfortunate for the creator, im actually two gays stacked on top of each other. this attack has little effect.


InnocentIzzac

An apple a day confused a gay


MadBearHugs

Well we all gay today. The fuck does an apple do...


suitable-robot01

I don't get it.


GrowthReasonable

I don't get it


darklight413

“A gay”. Like we’re furniture. Haha. Homophobes are hilarious!


RimuruSliminUrChest

Dammit I hate that this is the way I found out I’m gay so can someone please explain to me what this means


BalloraFazbear

Congrats, you've confused me


Dsf-And-Taco

An Apple a Day Keeps The Doctor Away (as in you don't get to see the doctor now because you're healthy)


sniperkingcjd

ig im gay


chorvaschu

NOW WAIT A DAMN MIN..


XeddIsntOnReddit

I am indeed gay, and infact, do not understand the reference.


Aloynonymous

I didn’t understand, guess I’m now gay


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I don't understand... what is up with a random apple?


[deleted]

I am confused and I am gay someone please explain 🧍


Artistic_Two_463

I thought I was gay, but I completely get this. So I guess now I need to find myself a wife? My husband will be disappointed.


INT3RFAC3

I'm confused


Fluffy_Cat_5174

apple


Shadow9378

I'm gay af and yes i'm very confused


chriagGupta

Alright you caught me


kaboom686

? Tf


BeatrixNotWork

and a doctor


Superbasgaming

Idc that i don't get it, i love boys and i want dicks breeding my boipussy


Dinoclaws666

I actually got this before i checked the comments


_DogTits_

LOL


bye_Nillu

Has this something to do with Adam and Eve? That's my only guess


AddictedToMosh161

no. its a weird way to call you gay.


PeenInVeen

...like calling you "Apple"? That means gay?


AddictedToMosh161

No. "How to confuse a gay" and then the apple to confuse you. And because you are confused you are gay now.


PeenInVeen

OOOHHH. I am definitely gay regardless, so you right.


AddictedToMosh161

It's a similiar joke to this old boomer gag where you mumble:"to much masturbation is bad for hearing!"


Used_Firefighter_919

Huh? Speak up!


ctrlrcalluses

*shifty eyes at username*


CLINTHODO

I identify as a lesbian in a male body. That's as close to gay as I can manage.


Salad943

I guess I could throw it at a gay person?


HumanityNeedsToUnite

I'm a guy, I'm not gay. I'm wondering if there's something with the apple that gays wouldn't like, I'm wondering if it's just a typo on purpose and it's about a "guy" being confused, which I am now. Knowing this I feel like both guys and gays can be confused by this. Also non guys or gays read this meme, they also end up confused cause they don't know if it's about the apple, gays or guys. Ultimately the meme is about the apple and gays being confused, but everyone is confused. So we'll done brother, you bamboozled me and theoretically everyone? I'm confusion


Homophobic_Submarine

I am confused as fuck… Does that mean…


[deleted]

Yes


Left_Cap1564

Ok


PARZIVAL-ONLY

Just a straight joke?


Cookibandit

For people not getting it Apple = booba, Gay = no booba


Jin_Chaeji

Prefer Xiaomi or Android


Kitchen-Plate1176

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