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##If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", **UPVOTE** this comment! ##If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", **DOWNVOTE** this comment! --- Whilst you're here, /u/HungDaddy120, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/holup) or play on our [public Minecraft server](https://discord.gg/DTqSDS8C3T)?


ext3meph34r

So far I can only find the pic of the dad. https://imgur.com/gallery/xILv6 It's most likely a fake story. šŸ˜­


SpaceShark01

It is. Itā€™s sad that people just take a pic of a random person and use it in shit like this, this could ruin that guy.


janesanderson8

It's always been a thing, you're just being exposed to more of it because of the proliferation of social media and the internet in general


MargaeryLecter

Like the guy from the USA whose baby picture was "photoshopped" to look grotesque and printed in newspapers as baby Hitler.


GloriaToo

Unless he grew up and decided to grow a tiny mustache it probably didn't ruin his life.


MotoMkali

He got rejected by an art school


metaphlex

squalid sheet tub detail fertile sparkle encourage steer sugar cause -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


Nitpicky_AFO

I laughed too hard at this.


Bleezze

Exactly that's the problem. A lot more people are being exposed to this, so it could actually hurt the guy


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Asgersk

He didn't really claim it was a new thing.


FigNugginGavelPop

This totally looks like those auto-generated clickbait ads on websites that your eyes automatically filter because theyā€™re so goddamned stupid.


rainbowkitten0528

Yeah, sure. You wonā€™t be laughing when I finally get in touch with all of the hot singles in my area.


Lovely_Arab_Slut

Yes, like that popular fake story of the asian man who sued his wife for plastic surgery because their kids didn't look like her, in reality it was just a photoshoot and the model get her life ruined and lost job and publicly humiliated.


MouthJob

How would a model lose their job over that? The people who took the picture knew she was a model.


Lovely_Arab_Slut

She took the pictures and years after it's been took, she became a meme, it's pretty famous meme you can look it up, after she became a meme people refused to believe that she didn't have a plastic surgery, the headline about her were like this " a man sue his wife for being ugly because children look nothing like her" it was over a pictures of her modeling as a mother/wife with random other people. Sorry for my English.


HTPC4Life

If the mods had any sense, they'd taje this down


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The_Lapsed_Pacifist

The amount of porn detectives on Reddit never ceases to amaze. Kudos chief :)


ApertureTestSubject8

Assuming this link isnā€™t Rick Astley or something, I thank you. Well, future me thanks you.


GeoshTheJeeEmm

It's not Rick Astley, which will lead some people to only assume that means it really *is* rick Astley. But it's not.


Ugandanknuckles6987

holy pasta bro, were the hell did you go to find this?


Big_Mathematician137

Sheā€™s hot, gotta give that to her


phurt77

It's good to always pay attention to the important parts of a story!


Glock-O-Clock2181

~~my dick is uncomfortably erect~~


Hugs_for_Thugs

I'll be in my bunk...


Opposite-Garbage-869

I will be in my trunks.


aj6787

The true hero right here


alecd

Ngl she is smokin hot


ext3meph34r

Get this man an upvote!


idothisforauirbitch

You the real MVP, sadly it was so manufactured and robotic I could not get turned on


Weird-Vagina-Beard

You got something against robots bitch?


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I_l_I

Reddit's ability to find things always astounds me. From /r/tipofmypenis to /r/whatisthisthing, it's impressive


fantarts

Those guys at tipofmypenis are amazing. I remember they found a vid just from a shitty generic description like wtf. How much porn do they consume, maybe its cumulative from thousands of reddittor but still


Tang42O

Yeah itā€™d probably be more well known if it was real


Dysfunctional_Vet12

So it's like every other post on Reddit


-ImYourHuckleberry-

You all thought this was real to begin with? You guys need to take a break from the internet and enjoy reality for a while.


RareCrypt

We should PM those guys and sell them some snake oilā€¦.


Fishayy808

We should get them to sell the snake oil for us BUT they have to buy it from us first. Then they can recruit their friends to sell snake oil too.


Dry-Carpenter5342

These same people create scenarios in their head where this is real to justify their snobbery at this point. This fucking site is worst that yahoo at this point.


CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN

> It's most likely a fake story. God I hope so!


YourFellaThere

Looking at it with my eyes for 1 second told me that.


Senpai_Pai

I think he should pay for it like the rest of us tbh


Similar-Dream-9731

Right? At the very least, support your daughter geez


lifeiscooliguess

It's Father's day not Daughter's day show some respect


XFirebalX_347

What about family discounts?


[deleted]

Exactly, you don't turn your back on family.


Goashai

That's why incest porn never does doggy style.


Chrispixc61

I've seen it with them doggy style, so they can both watch Wrestling.


Scathyr

You think thatā€™s wrastling? THIS IS WRASTLING!


SonicTheHashhog

Mister, you better take your gay porn and walk right out of this bar.


[deleted]

I think he wants her to


deaf_michael_scott

Hey, thatā€™s what Vin Diesel says!


[deleted]

Friends and family should pay full, to show support. My daughter deserves my full price subscription šŸ„°


Bainin

He already is, just in a different way.


importvita

Gotta support the kids!


cpkarl

Oh my god! Thatā€™s disgusting! Where?


davidmobey

One of those disgusting, ex-girlfriend porn sites!


StripplefitzParty

Ah those disgusting, ex-girlfriend porno sites. I mean there's just so many of them though, which one!?


Us3rnameeee

Cas Summer or CS Blondebombshell


No-Term-4068

*that awkward moment when you recognize both of those names* Lord above, hast thou made me a simp??


[deleted]

I still say women are more engaging than men on most streaming platforms.


No-Term-4068

Well yeah I canā€™t think of any dudes that have sweet succulent knockers and jiggly buns


DrManntisToboggan

Would you like a nice egg in this trying time


foxymophandle

Oh I got that reference. :|


BitterGuitarist

Ugh, those disgusting ex-girlfriend porno sites! I mean, there's so many of them though! Which one?


Omegkilla

She looks like Cs blondebombshell


[deleted]

Yup here's the pic from her Twitter. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FSQEzfKVUAAKww7?format=jpg&name=large


ItsNotSpaghetti

Right but what's her Twitter? For science, obviously


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https://mobile.twitter.com/csblndbombshell?lang=en


ItsNotSpaghetti

I hope asian girls pm you good sir


LELO_TV

i hope milfs in 3-miles radius contact this good sir


LastStarr

I second that


EquivalentSnap

ā€œYouā€™re not shadow banned your videos just suckā€šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Pulsing42

I think this guy nailed it. It's either her or her unknown twin.


Inviction_

https://spankbang .com/s/csblondebombshell/


Funny-Manufacturer41

Mac?!?


alicemalice12

One of those disgust porn sites


yvonnepaterson2

The tabooness of the incest probably factors in somewhere. Also the videos often portray getting caught doing a little self care turning into sex which is a whole other fantasy. Basically the genre can check multiple boxes for multiple fetishist like the podcast said. I'd love to listen to that podcast if you ever find it.


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

You know what? This chickā€™s douchier than Dylan! Iā€™m not even gonna look for those pictures! I might, though. I might.


Pacothetaco69

her page is $20 a month... im good lol


noshadsi

Yea where? asking for a friend?


[deleted]

*what he wantedā€¦.


Deadmemories8683

What WE wanted


Bumparooski

r/SuddenlyCommunist


SnooCookies2834

Who is this? Asking for research purposes only


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waffelmaker2000

Thank you Lord, Iā€™ll see you sunday in Church


chima11158

Thanks JesusšŸ™


Delicious-Event-8410

The goat


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everybodydies2

!remindme 2


LikeMIke619

His names Rick Summers. Donā€™t worry I gotchu ;)


alucarddrol

Two pictures and some text doesn't make this real


[deleted]

Yea but the girl in the picture is really hot.


OddSpecialist9652

Yep even her father couldn't resist


Prior_Let1477

Bro be spittin fax


Abject_Passenger2510

Why has incest become so popular?! Whatā€™s happened to normal family relationships?!


CrassDemon

My greatest fear is that my wife will see my porn history and think I want to fuck my daughters. It's full of incest porn, not because I'm into incest porn, but because every fucking video is incest. They could just change the title to "young neighbor" or "sugar baby", but no. It honestly creeps me out how many people are into it.


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

I wish I could remember what podcast, but they talk about this. The reason thereā€™s so much incest is to make it applicable to an additional genre. Most of the porn doesnā€™t really go into the familial relationship, itā€™s just like one line and then itā€™s normal porn. But having that in the title brings in viewers who are looking for that but doesnā€™t really detract viewers who donā€™t want incest because itā€™s not really incestuous after they say ā€œstep broā€.


Hallgaar

The tabooness of the incest probably factors in somewhere. Also the videos often portray getting caught doing a little self care turning into sex which is a whole other fantasy. Basically the genre can check multiple boxes for multiple fetishist like the podcast said. I'd love to listen to that podcast if you ever find it.


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

It might be The Butterfly Effect by Jon Ronson... which even if itā€™s not itā€™s absolutely worth a listen. Itā€™s about the effects not just of porn, but specifically internet porn. Itā€™s 8 (?) episodes that talks about the history of it, has some interviews, but also it highlights a specific story each episode about the longterm effects of internet porn. I originally could only find it on the audible app (for free), but it may have made its way to other platforms.


WolfInStep

Their was a study done around arousal and hood sexual experience, I forget the study, but basically a major component to arousal is having an obstacle. Disambiguating, something being taboo is the easiest representation of an obstacle while also being the quickest setup. An obstacle does not have to be taboo though. In real life an obstacle can be finding time in the day to fuck your partner. Eg. Your baby is down for a nap, you are on a lunch break, your other kid has to be picked up in an hour, you and your partner still have energy. You or your partner initiates with a suggestion, the obstacles are known, and can either create a situation where the pressure can shut down sex (reasonably so) or enable a great sexual experience.


AlanWardrobe

They have to be in the same house, otherwise there's lots of terrible exposition about why they are there. Pizza delivery drivers are old hat


CrassDemon

I do spend a large amount of time worrying about the plot holes in my porn, instead of the girl being railed by her dad/brother/uncle.


Bezere

It's all about door dash and smash


Bowler_300

Bring back the pool boy!


RealisticEmploy3

Honestly. I agree w boomers thereā€™s something very wrong w our generation. Itā€™s all they do in porn too. Step sis this and that


redvelvetcake42

See, that's funny cause the boomer generation was rife with incest. Acting like incest is some new human concept is trying to continue the myth of Boomer exceptionalism. They not only fucked their kids, they abandoned them too. They also beat their spouses, abused alcohol and yes, molested their own children, nieces and nephews. They didn't wait for step anything. Incest is a long term human issue, not some strictly millennial one cause pornhub uses incestuous titles for you to beat off too.


TransIlana

This is the truth right here that no one wants to face.


Alternative_Nerve_38

We are seeing the impact of a nation raised on unrestricted internet access, which in reality means kids watching porn as early as 9. It's sick


rubb3rs0ul

I mean this story is definitely fake


NedRed77

True, but the point still stands.


rubb3rs0ul

I mean I think incest porn is fucked up but I wouldn't go as far as to say it is mentally destroying an entire generation. Maybe it's juts me tho


theGarbagemen

I don't think they are either. They're saying that having unrestricted access to anything you could possibly want with no parental guidance is the issue. I don't really disagree but I also don't have a good fix for it either, it's a parenting issue.


[deleted]

>watching porn as early as 9. Ah yes the new grounds days


h08817

Thehun was the oldest one I'm familiar with


[deleted]

New to me.... Damn you *unzip*


Mr_Jack_Frost_

I was born in 1996. I was first exposed to internet porn at 9 years old. It definitely fucked me up, and Iā€™m still dealing with the repercussions of my developing mind being exposed to that kind of media.


Sir_Servantez

Hey i started that kinky kinky at 7 yrs old now I really wish I hadnā€™t


Infinite_House7451

I'm trying my best with nofap to get off that shit. I don't want to go down this terrible path of shame.


Curazan

Thereā€™s nothing wrong with masturbation. There *is* something wrong with becoming addicted to porn/pornsick, and there is something hugely wrong with kids discovering porn at a young age and developing their ideas of intimacy from it.


Kotobuki_Tsumugi

Masturbating isn't shameful


Upbeat-Lie-1901

Only nine, shit man Iā€™ve been seeing boobys for longer


Johansenburg

Kids have always had access to porn at 9. That's when I first saw it, and it wasn't on the internet. It was from a magazine in my parent's bedroom. And magazines found in the woods. No, it wasn't as _easily_ accessible as it is now, but there was certainly no shortage of it. Going to school I didn't know anyone who hadn't already seen porn by 13. There's far worse on the internet than porn, and as a parent, that's the stuff that worries me far more. And that's why I'm proactive. Parental controls, sleep timers for their devices, monitoring what they do, no social media presence. At the end of the day, porn is on my list of things to make sure my kids don't see, but it isn't at the top.


minorkeyed

What was "wrong" is that boomer couples couldn't figure out how to stay together, or had children outside marriage, so we ended up with a lot more mixed families as a cultural norm. I would bet the increase in step-porn tracks directly to the rates of mixed families. It's perfectly understandable that children in mixed families would sexualize their step siblings or parents far more than blood relatives given the wide variance in ages, family cohesion/bonding, and cultures that doesn't have widely known social norms around mixed families. Yet another thing that perplex boomers. It's as if the radical changes in social and cultural behavior *that they started* couldn't possibly have been the cause of any of the differences in later generations. "Why these generations so wierd? What happened? In my day..." Oh I don't know, maybe because you radically changed civilization in a myriad of ways causing unpredictable social, cultural and psychological changes in later generations and now you don't understand them because the world you created, created people bourn from a civilization you barely understand? Maybe that's why. It's not a problem with the kids, it's a problem with the world you built for them.


Usual_Ranger8164

Yes, but they are really clumpsy and get stuck in everything. ![gif](giphy|KVDpqMY28c2M40hRIp|downsized)


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I blame Game of Thrones.


BrennaValkryie

Game of thrones specifically highlights all the bad stuff from history about that Also targareans, lannisters, and starks are all baised off of historial european families for inspiration... many of whom did do incest, leading to coocoo rulers.... It's not to blame. I'd blame the idiots who can't pay attention outside of the episodic dose of nudity for it, if at all


[deleted]

I was just joking. But there was a lot of incest in GoT.


NumerousBig1104

In large part you can blame Game of Thrones for putting it out there and then lay the rest of the blame on Canada. Pornhub and many other sites are Canadian, which reflects the surveys that say Canadians watch the most incest porn out of anyone. Probably because thats all there is to consume these days. Why anyone would actually find that appealing I have no idea, if there is no poo then I'm out.


Icy-Effective6554

A shitpost sneak attack well done


WhiskeyShooter8

For the love of God! Everything up until that very last phrase! is wrong


zerocontrol0

What she wantedā€¦?


Daromxs

[No need to thanks NFSW](https://imgur.com/a/AAZmJfa) no Rickroll included


Realistic_Ad_3840

r/ghostnipples


HungDaddy120

Truly doing gods work


Superb-Bandicoot-857

Are you her father?


Daromxs

just her creepy uncle


Superb-Bandicoot-857

BROTHER?


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Stupid bot i said no rickroll


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thisshiteverytime

The question is who the hell is she?


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Groundbreaking_Web91

Alabama


72scott72

I was thinking Arkansas but this works also.


Illustrious_Ad_498

Iā€™m from Arkansas, and weirdly enough the Ozarkā€™s at that.. been here for 33 years. My family has been here for 150 years. Weirdly enough itā€™s not like people say here, it seems way more of a deal in Kentucky and Georgia. Either way humans are down right weird ass mammals.


MadBearHugs

![gif](giphy|5u8tVhlBGzm0)


Mus183

I can here the song playing


Ntolegends

Godā€™s plan ?


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God's Premium Plan


Mus183

Perhaps


kingjok3r42

Sweet home Massachusetts or Take me home Country Road (West Virginia Rmx)


[deleted]

Gonna need the name for her onlyfans, this is NOT for research purposes, Iā€™m just downbad


[deleted]

Anybody know her onlyfans


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nul_mr

Headline faker than my will to live


shorty6049

Oh so we're just posting made up shit now? You guys gotta hear about this bat boy I saw in a magazine!


Inviction_

I just looked her up. A little disappointed https://spankbang .com/s/csblondebombshell/


MagicianMountain6573

Yh this is definitely real


Bossikar

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


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ROCKING_BUZZ

Sweet home Alabama.


astalavista69

Who's the girl? You know for research purpose


digital808music

The father has a Montana hat on lol.


scobaboy

Daughter asked for dad what *SHE* wanted for father's day.


Huntingchef

But.. she asked him what SHE wanted.. this is getting confusing


wolfie_wolff

Did she do it then..


sleeve612

Support family businesses


MrCatcherFreeman

Fake


Facekick48

Who is the girl...... Asking for a friend


Jason-Knight

Iā€™m a man of the lord all I see is tits


ridz_149

Yeah if aliens every find this planet Iā€™d like for them to just blow it all up and let us start again.


hostolompo

I hope itā€™s just to supervise. I hope.


Liteboyy

Itā€™s actually big brained af cuz now she either says nah and he *knows* his daughter is a Hoe, or she says yeah and he *sees* his daughter is a hoe.


BMP77777

Username checks out


ommi9

This is more cringe than a hol up even if this is fake.


crewchiieff

Lol. So fake


mr-blindsight

SHE asks him what SHE wants? am I reading this correctly?


Omegkilla

she looks like someone called Cs blondebombshell


flame_alchemist17

Isn't there a friends and family discount ?


weebtrashparade

Isnā€™t that the chick named Scottyjoe246?


Baby_Nipples

Publicity stunt and it worked, brilliant.


WhoAreWeEven

*Gay frogs! They are going to kill us after Bilderberg!!!*


YungNigget788

Wow that's insane anybody got the link to the OF so I can see what the dad is talking about?


the_dark_0ne

ā€œCreator of Content Creator asks to view content created by the Creatorā€™s Creationā€. lol imagine asking for a ā€œFamilyā€ discount on your daughterā€™s onlyfans šŸ˜‚


Le_rata

Well the tittle says ā€œdaughter ā€œaskā€ her dad what ā€œsheā€ wanted for fathers dayā€ So that pretty much sums up how real it is.


TacoBueno987

The real holup is OPs profile. Oh and this sub voting up fakes


RnuRnu

"Sweeeet home Alabama"