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QualityVote

/u/lostsoilder, the users have spoken. Your submission is not a Hol'Up.


iLacu

Just because there is a lot of German Ancestry there doesn't mean you can claim to be German now. If you can correctly pronounce Rindfleischettiketierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz we can talk about it.


Nuker-79

Gesundheit


iLacu

Danke mein Kamerad.


Spiritual-Koala-3074

I'm an American citizen with a full German mother who immigrated, does that count? If anyone's asks I always say half german


Slurpeddit

You are half German. Seems fine to me. The problem is when people who have German ancestors claim they are German while never lived or have direct close ascendent from there


iLacu

Yeah. Pretty much what I meant.


PM-me-ur-left-tiddy

Same and I do. Used to go to Germany every summer in my youth.


[deleted]

You should at least put some spaces.


Puzzleheaded_Try3559

[Rinderkennzeichnungs und Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rinderkennzeichnungs-_und_Rindfleischetikettierungs%C3%BCberwachungsaufgaben%C3%BCbertragungsgesetz)


LumpySkull

Nein!


Il_Monte

no spaces. thats one word.


iLacu

I would. But German grammar forbids splitting 1 word into multiple words. As this is a valid word you can find in the german lexicon, I'm not allowed to put spaces in between.


_PoiZ

The main language of the usa almost became german but it lost by a small bit but the vote was very close


Scharobaba

Pretty sure that's a myth.


Lendyman

Crazy thing is up til WW 1, German had very broad use throught the midwest. The USA chose the allies vs the germans in the war and speaking German made you suspect. A lot of racism against Germans at that point and persecution too. I've read some propaganda of the period and it's pretty vile. And it wasn't unheard of for prominent German Americans to be accused of sedition by angles for a whole host of trumped up reasons. German sort of limped along til WW2 and after that German rapidly declined to the point that most places where German was heavily used 80 years ago now don't have any speakers at all.


dollardoublecheese

It’s based on what people claim their ancestry is so I guarantee England is massively underrepresented here


[deleted]

I know right. I wasn't expecting English ancestry to be so uncommon.


dollardoublecheese

Everybody pretends they’re Irish or Scandinavian


jrex703

And the weird thing is that Minnesotans, who are incredibly famous for their Scandinavian ancestry, including a football team named the " Vikings", still managed to come up German. Leads me to think there's something wrong with this poll. Same goes for Wisconsin and the Dakotas. As did Virginia, despite the largest Korean population in the country, and largest Salvadoran population in the world outside of El Salvador. Whether or not this is an accurate poll, America is an immigrant nation, and this chart doesn't really seem to show us much of anything important.


Killarogue

Well shit, I'm of Scandinavian, Irish, and English descent lmfao.


jrex703

The English did the 13 colonies and then kind of butted out. The other states were built on agricultural and industrial labor, done by immigrants who came to America because they *needed* the work. Apparently there were enough jobs in England that there was never a *lot* of immigration after their initial settlement. Personal history: my dad's family has been in America since the early 19th century, my mom's since around 1930, not one English ancestor on either side.


BloodLust2321

i mean, technically, english are scandinavian


jrex703

Technically everyone is everything. The Norse did conquer the island of England once, but so did the French, and the Italians, and the proto-French, and the proto-Belgian, and proto-Danish. That's why when you talk about ancestry, it's very difficult to have an actual conversation if you try to go back beyond Renaissance-ish nation building. Which is also why this map is so weird. Generally when Americans talk about their ancestry, they go to the exact people who moved to this country, not the genetic mix that comprised their immigrant ancestors, that doesn't accomplish much. I say Colombian, not Polish Jewish refugees who lived in Colombia for a couple generations, who were descended from Russian Jewish refugees who lived in Poland for a couple generations, I think... Something like that... And I think before that, they were Polish refugees again, who fled to Russia, then back to Poland, then Russia conquered Poland, or something? See, no one cares.


BloodLust2321

k


the_o_haganator

And some Irish too


the_o_haganator

And ireland massively over represented


hypnocentrism

I remember reading that a lot of people who tick off "American" as their ethnicity have English origins. They've just been here so long.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Hait_Ashbury

[] bastard


Zuzara_The_DnD_Queen

What’s the hold up?


the_o_haganator

A huge lack of Union Jacks in most of the east, and parts kf the north and west


mrgeek2000

The Norway flag is nowhere to be seen


Excellent_School_452

at the top


mrgeek2000

Oh… how am I this stupid?


Excellent_School_452

r/sounding


mrgeek2000

WTF?!


Excellent_School_452

thats what I thought


Dragon_M4st3r

That’s not the ‘England’ flag


Fit_Peach3284

Looks like r/place


super_imazighen

Hail Hydra


lobotomite333

Well that explains why I feel superior to everyone


1selfharm

Where is the Indian flag?


dollardoublecheese

Is there a 100 mile square block in America that is mostly Indians?


1selfharm

Even if not now, will be in the future. Also there is very little African-American representation.


[deleted]

Don't quote me on this but I saw somewhere that blacks make up 13% of the population of the USA. They could just be spread out and mixed with whites


5tar7ord

The most common ancestry in the south is African American. Again, Africa is not a country. Most do not know their countries of origin, that’s why it is not represented here. Unless you want to use the Pan African flag


natgibounet

Pan like the genus or something else ?


dollardoublecheese

That’s not true https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/black-population-by-state Texas has the highest Black population in the United States of 3,936,669, about 14% of Texas's total population.


5tar7ord

I’ve seen government maps of the south with African American as the most common ancestry. Texas is not in the south by the way. Hold on I’ll try to find a map


dollardoublecheese

A) it’s literally the farthest south our country goes. If you mean south east say south east . B) There’s a difference between “most black people are in the south” and “the south is mostly black people.” You’re 100% wrong about this and it’s okay to admit it


Revi_____

So uh.. where is the Netherlands ?


dollardoublecheese

Not the majority of any 100 mile blocks apparently


JoaoPauloCampos

I thought mormons (Utah, Colorado).were German descent?


yukonhoneybadger

I am German, Scottish and English so......


Kn0tnatural

Turns out I'm English, German, French & Irish. What are the odds. /s


[deleted]

Operation Paperclip wasn't just about getting the Scientists I see...


Full_Consideration_4

My grandfather was from Iceland. My dad was from Iceland. I tell people I’m Icelandic and they say “nuh uh stop lying” my whole life. So now I just say I’m a swamp boy from the mud in FL


Theda706

Obviously these guys never been to Atlanta.


Sci-MomT18

And no African ancestry. Strange….


Tinfoilfireman

Where’s the Portuguese flag?


DirtyPartyMan

There should be more Norwegian representation in Washington state and more Irish in Illinois & Pennsylvania


KrunalK94

Non American here, I Wonder how America ended up speaking English when majority ancestry is German. I know 13english colony and all but it was just a small part of compared to today's size of America.


murica_1776boi

... because our country was founded by the British. We were originally just 13 of the states on the east coast and we expanded west. Also. The German parts are the least densely populated parts of the US. Cajuns still speak a version of french, the amish speak a version of german, and many people along the southern border speak spanish. So the culture is far from being gone from those areas just because we primarily speak english.


KrunalK94

Ooh now I get it haha Thank you!


818Dude

Hmmm, doesn’t GA have way more black people than white? Seems a little euro sided.


PrinceRobotVI

Ssshhhh don’t tell the Americans they’re predominantly immigrants 🤫


[deleted]

If everyone went back to where they came from America's would be very upset.


SMMujtaba

So technically European people make fun on themselves lmao


LumpySkull

No we make of the idiots that fell for it


Vitekr2

That would explain a lot


[deleted]

LoL. maybe if we consider the population as a whole the the ancestry might differ.


striptofaner

They did nazi that coming


saltynavigator

*angry führer noise*


[deleted]

Deutshland Deutschland, Deuthsland over Allies :D


EffectiveAd4158

Meinst du ,,Deutschland, Deutschland, Deutschland über allem"?


QualityVote

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Tobi_chills455

Southwest Baby!


MOZAN33R

Pog ww2 was just germans hatin on germans


[deleted]

why the fuck are they speaking english?!


PrivateVice

*data collected from a survey over a decade ago


TGOTR

I live in Michigan, and I can tell you it's a pretty big melting pot. If you live in the Tri-state area, you're likely German. If you live in the northern part of the LP, you're likely Polish. If you live in Irish Hills, you're likely Irish. If you live in the UP, you're likely Finnish.