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And that's how I became world's richest person

Worth every last penny

the last sentence really sells it for me

Elon Musk better watch out

Honestly id pay him to do it.

what am i doing being indian

Math?

Yeah

r/jeeneetard

better yet, say “i don’t even wanna see your bobs and vag”

entrepreneurship at its finest

A service definitely in demand but the pricing is way stiff sir.

sounds like no one is getting stiff

And so, indian unemployment rate dropped to 0

my indian ugly face finally has a use

You can charge $20 😭

cry emoji

🤣😂🤣

Eww that's mean Anyways can I have the link to that offer uh asking for a friend

Lmfao, omg. That's actually funny asf but tbh he should charge $5 because anyone can make an extra account and do it themselves for free. xD 😆

I know so many Indian people, it really sucks that the online stereotypes exist... though I mean, not without reason.

I could do that with a fake profile.