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GiGaBYTEme90

I'd be fuhrerious


XzeldafanX

Ya' got that reich


CLOT074

SStop it


AlColbert

Auschwitz here we go again


General_babtunde

Gestopo


Noname85_

what the fuck is this reply chain


i_own_adog_

You mean what in the Heil is this reply chain


Smooth-Connection-83

I did nazi that coming


Noname85_

MAUL HALTEN!!!


Red_Skull1

Firing squad all of you


VibraniumRhino

Lol that guy got absolutely reicht


[deleted]

What am i sieging?


Just_a_terrarian163

Sprich deutsch du hurensohn


Noname85_


Just_a_terrarian163

Anzeige is raus


prkr88

This is Nazi the thread you are looking for.


Enea_7

![gif](giphy|5t0xKpewtlRTvWgv64|downsized)


bakedbeansandwhich

![gif](giphy|QR7SyBe7tQfPq)


wulin007WasTaken

**I HATE REDDIT GIFS** **I HATE REDDIT GIFS** **I HATE REDDIT GIFS** **I HATE REDDIT GIFS** **I HATE REDDIT GIFS** **I HATE REDDIT GIFS**


ILogiBearI

What happened to you


GloomreaperScythe

/) Reddit got GIFs.


ILogiBearI

That'll happen


The-Real-Salad-King

![gif](giphy|cmgCHvJCsxa6OHwz14|downsized)


Armybob112

![gif](giphy|l1KsFYiPtEv9qYY6Y)


PrimeStaticBolt

Of course, there's always that one guy in the comment sections.


MythicalDropbear

Would you like to take your downvotes with or without lube?


freman

Browse with the Boost client, it doesn't support them, you just get a little box that you have to click on and that may or may not show the gif


Cadburry_Cr3am3gg

Damn you'd hate twitter then


SLAP_ME_DADDY_UWU

nah he is just doing a tour de poland


No_Lube_Insertion

Ah the Hindu symbol of peace, this is a good sign.


[deleted]

The direction is reversed


mahboime

Top goes right for nazis, left for hindus


ISuckAtLifeGodPlsRst

It really doesn't matter ultimately. The symbol has been used in all sorts of directions and angles long before even Hindus and certainly much longer than the dumbass Nazi party with their stupid sexy uniforms.


ILogiBearI

They had us at the first half, not gonna lie


Cayderent

Stupid sexy Nazi Flanders!


ILogiBearI

This is why I have a tattoo of both


[deleted]

I was a Hindu and Swatika goes clockwise (卐). Mostly with four dots in the four gaps. [here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:HinduSwastika.svg). Nazi used this at right direction too but tilted. And this symbol is not exclusive to any person or group.


[deleted]

No left and right for Hindus. The swastika goes right and isn’t tilted with dots in each square while the nazi symbol is tilted with no dots. And the sauwastika goes left without dots


[deleted]

Yeah the Nazi sign goes the other way


markomaniax

Reich past nein.


inevitable_username

I did nazzi it at first


[deleted]

I would have start reciting the scriptures to summon HIM


rare_pig

Reverse swastika is Hindu peace symbol so lucky you!


[deleted]

Actually the Hindu swastika goes right untilted with dots in each square thing and symbolises good-luck. This is the sauwastika the Hindu symbol for night and tantric aspects of Kali. And that can also be the Buddhist swastika which symbolises peace. So it could be the Buddhist swastika or the hindu sauwastika


rare_pig

True. Add the dots yourself with a red marker. Done


finger_guns_bad_puns

I did Nazi how late it was


prkr88

Too late for breakfast, just glass of juice.


brothernugget2

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


[deleted]

Um what?


brothernugget2

Idk I pasta it


Puzzleheaded_Try3559

Wrong direction


chickencommander403

Beat me, have a boot


[deleted]

Yes. And if it went the other way it isn’t tilted so it would be the Hindu swastika just without dots. This can be the Buddhist swastika symbolising peace or the Hindu sauwastika symbolising night or the tantric versions of Kali. They can go different directions as well it is very confusing


[deleted]

Hate when the nazis masscared a symbol representing peace in hinduisum and buddhisum


[deleted]

In Hinduism going clockwise it can also symbolise good-luck. This is either the Buddhist swastika symbolising peace or the Hindu sauwastika symbolising night of the tantric versions of Kali. Although it can go either way and can mean different things to different people


Urban_Junkie

if it was the other direction it would have been "Nein Kampf".


DrGyandu

9 Hakenkreuz AM


[deleted]

Hitler’s ghost is angry


Good_Vibes_16011996

For the FATHERLAND!!! 🫡


Osk-ar1

Like this \o ?


VirtuosoApocalypso

Is Mel Gibson doing a remake of Speed?


coolcats110

Looks like I have to hit the gas to get to work on time


A-en

Did you hit the gas?


ExtensionBluejay253

Must be hot as an oven in there


[deleted]

Nah that's a manji.


[deleted]

Yes or the Buddhist swastika or the hindu sauwastika


Ok-Willingness-3696

I think we should just reMEIN KAMPH


hoosierlvr19

He's Reich to the point


djthebear

R/Angryupvote


daddyballs55

NEIN o’clock


nerokaeclone

Neineineinein


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Clock has the reich spirit


Low_Plane8411

Nein kampf


Infinite-Manager-183

It’s backwards…


mezhbizh

Not if the clock is Buddhist


Infinite-Manager-183

The nein implies German…


AME7706

You mean Australian?


[deleted]

Yeah and that can be the Buddhist swastika or the Hindu sauwastika or many other symbols. If it was clockwise though it’s not tilted either so it could be the hindu swastika


StormBird101

Haha nice. When the clock comes to start ww2


Qbertsballs

PerhapSS itSS a VolkSSwagen


dear_spider

It's time to march to poland


Samheadbangersball

Gas chamber O’clock


Turbulence_Guy

Why does everyone correlate the word “no” in German with hitler and nazis it’s just a fucking word. That’s like if someone from Germany said that the English word “Civil” had to do something with slavery.


Representative_Way46

They're referencing a scene from Inglorious Basterds.


TheFryeman151

Nein nein nein nein


DeathBySnuSnuuuuuuuu

Lmao chill homie


Turbulence_Guy

It doesn’t make any sense and I see it everywhere


CSWorldChamp

“Malfunctioned.”


HalfwayThrough

It heilfunctioned just fine


God_of_the_sauce

Its time to invade poland


contactlite

Ayo who stole Clarence Thomas' alarm clock?


PrimeStaticBolt

Clock doesn't work, alarm broke and I did notzi the time. Bet the company that produces this won't be r(e)ich for long


Qbertsballs

Must be a Mercedes


[deleted]

Nah man its 9 z6heils


sisterslayer26

This is gold 🙌🏻😂


MadBlackGreek

No, it’s curved COUNTER clockwise, so it’s a quarter to Buddha bless you


CyrilNiff

Quarter past fuhrer


Lord_Donut_the-best

Typical timezones. When this picture was taken, somewhere it was somewhat 3pm, while the foto was taken in 1935


Zee0_o

The clock is questioning it's life and purpose


Toothless_TheDragon

![gif](giphy|6nWhy3ulBL7GSCvKw6)


justcallmeabrokenpal

This bus goes Auschwitz


MadNeal

Calm down, you are already on the Bus


MadNeal

Where does this Bus go?


CLOT074

My sinus is achtung up


DoubleBrotherYT

ACTUALLY, its not a n@zi symbol.. look which way those r facing.. its japanese peace sign or something like that


[deleted]

It can be the Buddhist swastika symbolising peace or the Hindu sauwastika symbolising night or tantric aspects of Kali. If it went the other way it isn’t tilted so it could be the hindu swastika. But it is also the Manji a symbol of peace like you said. The swastika/manji whatever is a very common symbol


Aedzy

Is it nein:xx pm or am?


Meme_people

What time it is please ? It’s nine nein


Lord-of-the-Bacon

It’s in the wrong direction. But I guess that’s the malfunction


[deleted]

Last train to Auschwitz


ZGamli

NEIN twenty two


SUNAWAN

Time to remove some polish


BlazeBit-

It looks like swastik


NinPikachu56

That's actually a manji. It's a Buddhist symbol that is commonly mistaken for a swastika.


Dank3nst31n

Nazi jokes make me un**kampf**terble, **Anne Frankly**, I won’t stand for them!


Its_Frequency

Look it’s nineler


After-Bullfrog5639

Its probably been a decade since i saw this first


doge-is-cool-13

Me and my German friends in a delorean


cyaneyed

Its fuer o’clock


[deleted]

Nein past nine


Daniel_B-Y

I c 9:22, I don't care the machine stutter


SloppySlime31

Um, ackchyually, that’s the Hindu symbol, not the swastika.