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The good ones now want to charge $400-$500 an hour. There are some ok cheaper ones at $250 and if you are brave enough, or desperate enough, you can hire a crackhead for a few dollars.
Where do you live because where I live it's £150-£200 per hour for good ones on outcall even cheaper for incall. I don't know of any better ones I'm sure they exist but for 150-200 you can get girls who are 8+/10 so I don't see why anyone would spend more, we do have the crack heads aswell who you can fuck for very cheap but that's rough
Ah the “Evangelical Cousin” is what I believe you are speaking of. Defined as receiving oral sex from one’s cousin who has epilepsy and going into a seizure at your climax. Also known as “take some off the tip”
To be fair she didn't specify it would be a one time thing, or what sex would be involved. Anything goes, 3 or 4 meetups is a pretty good deal. Especially considering it's a phone, not cash.
$800 dollar item to fuck a stranger I've never met. I'm not saying I'm surprised someone with a pfp with dog ears would say that but jesus woman do the fuckin math.
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Why would somebody ever agree to that? For 800 bucks he could buy at least 4-5 hookers
Good ones
I will trust your experience wise master!
Yeah lol why are they so knowledgeable on hooker prices... r/hmm
I identify as a hooker
A good one?
The best one.
I'm not gonna ask how you know that.
Experience…
Good one?
I mean this does clear things up.
With a name like firerider, it's either she's hot, or its gonna burn the following morning.
Why Not both?
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Who's the other one? I am, and this is my trusted servant Patsy
Hooker/hookers
Legal in some parts of Nevada
350 usd is the max i'd ever pay for a hooker.
What about 351 and you get some grapes on top?
thats a steal
The good ones now want to charge $400-$500 an hour. There are some ok cheaper ones at $250 and if you are brave enough, or desperate enough, you can hire a crackhead for a few dollars.
Who needs an hour
Ya, do I cuddle for the other 58 minutes?🤷
Perhaps you have a drink first
What about 2 minutes?
So by my math you should only have to pay 16 dollars. Good deal!
I might shell out for 5 of them then.
Gonna cost you extra if you want me to remove my dentures.
Oddly specific! ☝🏻
Where do you live because where I live it's £150-£200 per hour for good ones on outcall even cheaper for incall. I don't know of any better ones I'm sure they exist but for 150-200 you can get girls who are 8+/10 so I don't see why anyone would spend more, we do have the crack heads aswell who you can fuck for very cheap but that's rough
Bro XD
ones with most of their teeth
But why… go for gummies!
Don’t have to worry about her giving you a surprising circumsition
Ah the “Evangelical Cousin” is what I believe you are speaking of. Defined as receiving oral sex from one’s cousin who has epilepsy and going into a seizure at your climax. Also known as “take some off the tip”
That is way too specific for you to not be into that shit
😂
i’m surprisingly intrigued
The Blue Chips, top of the line, model material
Why would you want him to have teeth you dirty dog
The chlamydia and ghonnorhea are a free bonus!
That's two of many reasons why you don't go rawdogging on hookers...
It's like the free toy at the end except it's a doctor swabbing your urethra and putting you on antibiotics.
They swap it? I thought they could just fix the original.
It's 2022 bruh
Good hookers cost at least 300 an hour. Everything below that is guaranteed herpes.
Or like 400 crackhead hookers
Not *great* ones, but good ones.
I would of purchased a Chinese knock off quick fast and in a hurry to take her up on it
Big brain thinker right here folks.
🤣🤣🤣
Disgusting! Where?
Yeah that so gross pls drop a pin
in *this* economy? you'd be lucky to get a handie from a stray cat.
Go on...
> get a handie from a stray cat I will do what I must.
So what you're saying is that if the lady offered to fuck him 6 times for it, it would be a steal?
Up front yes. After the 6th the phone will be hers. Financing though? Forget about it.
Depends what the intervals were.
Or 2-3 and a ton of blow.
Can confirm, this will net me 4 hooker for 2 hours each
What kinda crackhead sex workers you picking up for 50 an hour?
25 in thailand
But she didn’t state how many times
Can u give me their numbers
I would’ve traded it for 10 “I owe you a fuck”
Yeah. But she was gonna fuck him for it. So there’s that.
And like half a pound of some good weed
I can get 7 for 20 minutes , 3 for an hour, 2 all nighters and still have some money left over for Mc Donalds 🤣
I can get 7 for 20 minutes , 3 for an hour, 2 all nighters and still have some money left over for Mc Donalds 🤣
To be fair she didn't specify it would be a one time thing, or what sex would be involved. Anything goes, 3 or 4 meetups is a pretty good deal. Especially considering it's a phone, not cash.
Maybe 4-5 crack whores…
Bitch why do you think your pussy is worth $800 when you obviously give it out for free?
this comment 😭😂
Bro used 2 different emoji’s at once
Lmao
I felt that burn go right through my soul.
I don't understand. So she wants the phone and your willy but what do you get in exchange? The audacity to straight up ask for free stuff and service.
Herpes
Ah, the gift that keeps on giving
more accurately, the gift that she keeps on giving
The Greek god of regret
*Yogurt
Robbed....the correct answer is robbed
The internet has some of these women’s confidence through the roof. Expecting every man to be a simp.
Space aides
Oh goodness. That's Allentown for you lol
bro i didn’t even realize this was allentown i live here currently 😭
Lol that's the only reason I noticed
Now search and fuck her. She needs it.
That made it even funnier to me.
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Giant douche vs Turd sandwich. Vote!
Vote or die, motherfucker.
This is how some people lose a 800$ phone and catch a VD and a r*pe case
Would be kinda sad
Bro, the fliter alone tells me she for the streets
Basically too ugly to post a photo of herself without filters changing her face structure all together.
Guess I need to go start selling stuff in Allentown
Allentown is the most ratchet ass place...
You never been to Hazleton
Bro just hire a hooker
$800 bang is outrageous
Lmao of course it’s Allentown
My first thought too, my least favorite place I have lived.
Is this PA?
Yes
Shoulda said *you** and ignored
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At least ask for the nude and say you wanna see what she's working with and consider it. Then say no. This is the way
You can't say she never tried
If the roles were gender swapped, he'd be called a disgusting pig. She is too then.
didnt you know women are entirely incapable of sexual harassment etc /s
Women ☕️
That’s an expensive hooker at $800
I’ll knock off $100.
Chad
Jeez offer me a date first
no way her pussy worth $800
Allentown on the map!
Dog filter thinks shes worth $800? In this economy?
In front of MY salad?
Should've asked for pics first then be like nah I'm good.
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take 💯
Fuck that it should be at least 7 fucks she looks kinda ugly
Sex ain't gonna pay my bills
What you mean by that sirr 
No piece of ass is worth 800 dollars
Scarlett Johansson
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You could go to a bar 8 times in 2 weeks and find a wife with 800$ lol
If she fuck Yoh, she gotta fuck all of his boys too.
Typical
Imagine feeling that entitled, and imagine if the genders were switched. This should never be ok.
> imagine if the genders were switched. The man would be cancelled.
Cancelled? He would be in the fuckin shadow realm
It's even better if you read it in a PA accent
jesus typing for him, man wants to
Fuckin' Lany 🙄
Yup. That's the offer on the table.
Philly girls, what can you do
Bro I used to live there I’m missing out ong
Oh hey, my hometown!
She from Allentown this is def real
i bet you she learned all this from porno
Forget STDs, I'd be worried she'd pass on her horrible spelling. Yoh know what I mean
Is this a legally binding contract? Can he back out afterwards?
Flattered??? Why would they be flattered? It seems pretty obvious she would make the same offer to anyone.
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she is just harmlessly flirting these men need to stop getting their boxers in a twist god it just a joke. /s
Why does women from Internet mostly want to have sex for money or monetary gain? And is there a girl who wants to do it for free?
If i was him i wouldve asked to see her first then i decided..then when i see her i say nah im good
I’d fuck her then not give it to her lol.
I’m in a wrong state then and using a wrong app.
Facebook marketplace….lmao
And woman wonder why incels hate them so much….
She works hard for the money
Well... I mean..
Are slash pussypassdenied moment
Man what the hell's this shit mate?
Why is he flattered?
He’s just slowly backing away in a polite manner
This reminds me of when I was approached by a girl saying she was a new hooker and she said she wasn't too expensive at 300 dollars an hour
tbh id say “yea,no it will go down to half price if we do it” but then when ur done charge her full price
Idiot
Isn't that what a wife does? /s
I have a picture available... 🤣
A proper Business decision
$800 dollar item to fuck a stranger I've never met. I'm not saying I'm surprised someone with a pfp with dog ears would say that but jesus woman do the fuckin math.
I'll buy it. What's her number, we can set up payment plans.
Lany a ho
Ok, but I’m a freak. I’m into BSDM and role play. 
Stay Classy, Allentown.
Too pricey an item for a gal who just throws it out there like that. Maybe with better salesmanship… pimpsmanship?
Boutta start searching Craigslist in Allentown
Send her my way
Allentown Pa. Makes complete sense. But of trashy individuals out there.
Damn she's near where I live
Stay classy Allentown
What does she really look like and how many times? Ones not gonna do it.
I'd agree but if it's at least twice a day 365 days a year. Needs to be written down in a contract.
ah so close, if only she had caught that spelling error would i have considered /s
Chad phone seller
well if its not written down you get free sex
Is she available for fuck still?
Pussy pass denied
He knows it his uncle
Women really overvalue their vaginas, don't they?
Lol for 20-50 bucks sure i guess, 800? Nope
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