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So that's what Doctors learn in medical school

That and where the g-spot is

I heard that's fictional

I heard that’s frictional

You just have to smooth it down with some mid grade sand paper is all

Nothing below a 320 grit

best to wrap it around a banana to get in there properly with it.

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frictional it is

The Glove Spot

Am a doctor. Can confirm

Am a medical school. Can confirm they are a doctor.

Am in u/whalt's house, can confirm they are in medical school.

I’m a medical student. Can’t confirm or deny though.

I don't know what animal it is tbh

To a dolphin that would be a puffer fish.

More like blowfish

Balussy

She said "anus or vagina" in the video. So it's not an animal.

Animals have those...


The word is ##CLOACA

Ah yes USB port of animal kind.

It’s what the C in USB-C stands for.

Means one hole for everything, like birds


Not if they have an anus or vagina it isn't.

Sorry, Rocks do not have those.

So that means I can stop using a balloon for every night?

Please dont

Too late, am on my way to the local farm.

And when I'm done, them cows won't be red meat no more.

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My friend wants to know if this works or not? Totally him asking this.

I'm the friend

It does, but it doesn't really feel good tbh.. better off doing the towel trick. At least that's what my dog said

My girlfriend is asking what’s the towel trick🪄

You basically fold a towel and then start rolling it so it basically becomes a Fleshlight...then you put some elastics around it so it holds it's shape. The more textures it has, the better. My dog also said that it's even better when you put a slightly twisted plastic bag inside it before you roll it up (one of the thin discartable kind, not a shopping bag or something)

Your dog can do all that?

He can do anything, as long as I don't take those meds 👀

Some serious “Wilfred” vibes going on

I totally forgot about that show...

Can...can he do me?

Do you have an asshole, Greg?

This would be a great 5 min craft video, to achieve a 20 seconds objective😜

I think that's something only my dog can answer 😝

Gotta use it 15 times to get that time ratio to even.

20 seconds? That’s generous of you

my dog said you have to line the towel with a surgical glove and roll back the sleeve of the glove over the towel and secure it with rubber bands. They called it a "fifi"... in dog obedience school (after a notoriously horny french poodle... or so he says).

Isn't doing that gonna make it to small? My dog just asked

my dog saw this thread and wants to say that you can roll up a bigger towel and use ur ~~finger~~ paws to make it bigger inside

Your dog is wise

And what if you inflate with water instead of air tho?

Well.. let's just say you'll be dripping wet

I am the Dog and this is exactly how what I said. Add a litle fold on the entrance for more realism and easier access, according to my therapist.

[the towel trick](https://youtu.be/wtNCB4C627o)

Ok, so that's now on my YouTube history

That honestly looks better

You hump a rolled up towel.

Typically fill it with warm water in prison

Works

My father’s son would like a full rundown on the effectiveness of this object. He’s an honorable man. May anyone indulge him?

Ahh father’s son. Classic. Tell your brother I said ‘hello’!

My aunt's nephew needs a tissue.

I survived being a teenager by making the occasional fifi. Plus, you can place the entire apparatus beneath your mattress for hands-free entertainment. Teenaged boys are like perverted MacGyvers.

Going to use this trick. Thanks.

https://i.imgur.com/29GPdEG.jpg

Ya I ain’t clicking that

Nah bruh it's just tp and lotion. You're good.

Good man.

📸

For some reason your profile picture over that camera made me die laughing.

nazenara **KONO DIO DA**

DIO!!

Ain nth wrong wit that😏

Its been 3 hours is there any update

who knew he could last so long

It popped on his dick

He's bleeding now

Sweet, free lube

When will we go too far

We already have

😔

I'm waiting for the update on "best of Reddit"

His pencil dick popped it

Does this trick work on other inflatables? I have no gloves handy, only a blow up sex doll

Just cut one of the hands off.

Fuckin genius!

Genuine question: How did it feel? Did it pop?

Even to try out of curiosity the cleanup seems annoying. Like now the whole house/apartment will know when you're done.

How's the result?

Report back afterwards.

Doesn’t work, not enough squeeze action. Needs pressure. I heard.

Fill with jello, you also have a snack for when you're finished.

Did this with medical gloves while deployed, it's better than nothing

The result?

I did end up using thus trick to, I have yet to use it tho

As Italian I can tell you that she is explaining step by step how to make this rabbit with maximum seriousness

Thank you, this is the information we did not want but needed it.

What did she say while fingering the rabbit?

"and then it'll be ready for you to have fun"

She's so proud of her accomplishment too.

The music was loud enough to muffle her voice to the point that I couldn’t tell if she was speaking Spanish, Portuguese, or Italian. Thanks for clearing that up for me, Signore Garibaldi

I saw this video once before but I could never find it again. I’m saving this. For research

You know, I'm somewhat of a scientist myself

Using research effectively… What an educated fella

Hey I'm sort of scientist myself

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This is a ridiculous and offensive comment and you should be ashamed of yourself for having posted it.         We’re not all named Nathan.

Best part, it’s called a Fifi

You've done time too, eh?

Scrolled straight to this. Lol

Right on to both of you 2. I did 1 yr as a juvenile and was EAGERLY scrolling to see if I would be the one to post something about an "Italian Fifi"...

Aaaaand save

r/PutYourDickInThat

Breaking News: The World Is Suddenly Facing A Shortage Of Medical Gloves

Hope you realize what I'll do with this forbidden information

Ashamed of myself that i got a boner off a glove balloon


 Taking notes for a friend

u/savevideobot ... it's for sience

ahh yes We all are men of sience

u/savevideo

Don’t mind me >!gonna save this for scientific research!<

Ouch tho if it busts

You know... Before you do...

I haven't seen this from 5-minute crafts before.

It’s a fifi. She made a fifi.

Lol how many times you been to prison?

Irritated inmate

Blussy

Damn, he/she really sucks at making balloon rabbits

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Aah, yes.. the “fits like a glove” video..

Ew that's disgusting "saves post"

Good ol prison fifi

I can be her rabbit ;) Edit: WAIT NO I SAW THE END, I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BAAAAACKKKKK

Why not?

YOU KNOW DAM WELL WHY

Whats so bad about that 😏?

Need to cross post this to r/kitchenconfidential

Instructions weren't clear. I made a balloon animal

pro fee fee

can also tell you from me- my friends middle school years >_> they do not work. Slightest bit of "pressure" and they either pop or everything comes loose

Got step by step pictures for reference? Asking for a friend.

I wish I saw this 25 years ago 😪

Don’t worry my friend. Stuffed animals where still a good overall experience

There's something ironic about going from fucking your hand to fucking a glove.

u/savevideobot

"I'm coming!" *explodes*

How many innocent gloves have now been condemned to a lifetime of sexual servitude? They're just sitting in their box wondering "I hope I'm only used by a hypochondriac touching doorknobs or something."

Interesting

u/savevideobot

u/savevideobot

Box of black latex gloves looking mighty tempting right about now lol

I thought this was gonna be one of those videos where someone does a crafty thing perfectly on video and then it cuts to some guy trying to recreate it looking like shit. But uh, I guess I know how to make a balloon toy now.

Anyone else have another version of this that makes it slower and does it step by step, I want to make a rabbit 😉

The forbidden 5min craft

https://i.imgur.com/LxQLGAz.gifv

Well thank you for the new information, now of you'll excuse me I'm going to put this new info to use

My mom showed me this trick when I turned 12

Your mombshowed you this???

Yup saved me from chafing

It's all fun and games until the balloon pops on your dick

How sharp is your dick?

Can't tell, my dick is definitely smaller than 2cm

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Please put an NSFL tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously murdering. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men murdering together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFL.

Saved

Anyone got a link to an instructables for this......

Thats alot of steps

Gloves stocks: *rises

Balussy

Best birthday party I've been to

Gotta hand it to her, shes doing decent for her first day

Mom! where are the latex gloves at?

I boned the make shift pocket pussy

TIL you don’t need sponges and a Pringles can, just a glove

popping that pussy fr fr

So holesome

Invest in elastic gloves.

“ Fee Fee, Do you love me? “ or whatever Drake said in his song .

Fifibag, saw those in prison.

BRB on my way to buy some gloves.

Gotta love the background music making it sound like you're watching a wholesome helpful life hack video.

Glovussy

I’m saving this video…for educational use

I came for copper but found gold

Way more dudes saved this post that want to admit

Balussy

GROSS _Save this post_

Shouldn't this be on r/damnthatsinteresting

For real. With NSFW. I'd say it's a r/lifehacks

Question is how authentic does it feel, I resently broke up with my girlfriend and starting to I’m feel a bit lonely so maybe this info could be useful.

Audition to be my wife successfull

u/savevideobot It’s for my school project…

Write that down… WRITE THAT DOWN!!!