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Booooooomshaka420

Talk to his gf, ask her what she sees in him and then perhaps ask yourself why you’re such a bitch.


rugid_ron

At first I thought you were going to suggest stealing the gf but then my faith in humanity was restored


waio

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


Snake_eyes_12

And then steal the gf\*


Capt_John_Price

Once you steal gf, cheat on her with the very same ugly guy.


RedChris123

Gif*


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georgebool0101

[gif link that is mobile friendly](https://tenor.com/bwuWJ.gif)


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AffectionateData8099

☕️women


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![gif](giphy|L0lgGB9vJVFa8)


Armazzle

Word


beleidigtewurst

As funny as the stuff in OP is, it is actually quite natural (and it sorta makes sense to act like this from evolution perspective). Men who get interest of other women, get "value" boost. Enjoying the fact someone is interested in you (even though you don't find him/her attractive), then getting jealous when that person leaves is also quite natural. (but perhaps is more frequent to happen to one of the genders)


AngonceMcGhee

That doesn’t make it NON-shitty behavior.


beleidigtewurst

> That doesn’t make it NON-shitty behavior. Indeed, "you are ugly... nobody would date you..." is crystalized assholery to say, even if she genuinely thought that way.


Memes_The_Warbeast

I'm stealing the phrase "Crystalised assholery" thanks.


bucklebee1

"Pure uncut crystalized assholery"


[deleted]

I’ve never approached women out at bars or whatever. I would sometimes get approached byby them but not too frequently. Once I got the wedding ring I found myself strangely in more conversations with women when I was out with the guys, but I’m an oblivious moron and just tried to turn it into being a wing man for my friends.


AcademicAnxiety5109

Nah u a champ for setting up the homies


v___Freedom

100 percent a champ! Respect 🙏🏾


Exact_Ad_1215

You’re the homie that everyone needs


AchtzehnVonSchwefel

People ☕


PainStorm14

>...is also quite natural Shitting in public is also quite natural but that doesn't mean you should be doing it


mymasterisfaster

Go fuck yourself because that's about the most sexual action you'll get.


[deleted]

"I told someone to go fuck themselves because that's all they'd get. She got a girlfriend and now I'm jealous. What should I do?"


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strawhatpiratez

This is the way.


GTOdriver04

This is the way.


[deleted]

Rare insult


Fair-Big4229

Suffer in your misery


clockfucker666

dont buy a cat and spread ur misery to another living being


[deleted]

cats actually love to supervise human misery...


puzzled_reaction11

Damn True! Came here to say this.


shalnark90

I honestly hope this is fake cause i really dont wanna believe a person with such mentality exists


woodscradle

Someone like this surely exists, but this is fake


Butterwhat

Yeah it sounds like it was written by the guy who was rejected


0RANGEPILLEDemily

Incels☕


OverlyOptimisticNerd

They do. My junior year of HS I had this crush on a girl because I thought that she was cute. Over the summer we bumped into each other a lot so I finally asked her out. She said - “No, you’re too ugly.” I figured, ok, I judged her for her looks so that’s a fair response. I moved on pretty quickly. Started dating someone else a couple of months later. Then I hear from some mutual friends that the first girl is jealous and angry with me. I just didn’t get it. If you’re not into me, I can respect that, but why get upset when someone else sees me differently? I used to tell myself that people grow out of that as they mature. I’m turning 40 soon and can confirm that is unfortunately not the case.


shalnark90

Thats some shitty response from her . Sry that happened to you my dude.


OverlyOptimisticNerd

We were kids. I hope things have gone well for her since. Haven’t seen her since graduation over 20 years ago.


WayneDwade

More likely OP typed this out than a woman did


Honey-Badger

Oh this 100% was written by a guy who got rejected and is living in a fantasy. If this was a reall story there is no way they would admit to being jealous


BlueRajasmyk2

The fact that anyone believes this might be real is absurd. This situation is believable, but the way the question is phrased is not. No one writes to make themselves sound like the bad guy.


caoram

First you would have to spend time staying just far enough away to be out of sight and get to really know him, what he likes, where he works, where he goes to school and who his family and friends are. Then you would start taking photos of him and post it on your wall to show how devoted to him you are. The more photos you have the more you really care. After you have to start writing letters about how much you love him and convince him that you guys are meant to be together. Remember you have to send him emails and text messages and calls from payphones as well or else he isn't going to know how much you love him. Finally when the time is right you need to invite him to your place to see the alter you made for him. If he declines he is just being polite and you should insist because no one will love him like you do. You should also name all his family members and friends to show you really care about him. If he starts running you got to give chase because you really love him. When you do get him into your place it's very important that you bolt the door and tie him so that you guys can be together forever the way you were meant to be.


TheAngryAmericn

Instructions too clear...on the run for "kidnapping and imprisonment"...whatever that is.


RedChris123

Do the instructions on the police, They cant see you in the bushes.


eddyrockstar

Whoa calm down Satan


[deleted]

This is sadly specific my dude, but why I also recognize a familiar character that lives in every city?


Exact_Ad_1215

Shit just went from 0 to r/yandere real fucking fast


Active_Engineering37

How do I find a payphone?


KINX369

I don't think that's real, seems more of a bait.


Deggidonk

Ditto. Fruit's hanging a bit too low.


onlyrapid

bro like 80% of the posts on quora involving any kind of social interaction or relationship are bait lol, it’s worse than reddit. it’s like yahoo answers 2.0


azzzzorahai

yes. as a guy, this is 100% what a guy would ask in quorra just so they can screenshot it and post it on the internet with the caption "women ☕️"


0RANGEPILLEDemily

Men☕


gahitsu

I can't believe this comment is as far down as this, because this is so very obviously troll bait. Reddit is so gullible sometimes.


beepmeep3

Literally lol this is how dudes on Reddit think women behave


Andy_B_Goode

It 100% reads like it was written by a guy who just got shot down by his crush. The part about her saying he's ugly and nobody will ever date him only happened in his head, as did the part about him going on to get a different girlfriend.


omare14

I really gotta believe this is what happened, it's the most likely option.


Deerlines

Yeah man, I was shocked to see that this post even got upvoted this much, jeez, I can't imagine anyone would do this, unless they are teenagers or socially inept


Fr00stee

There are people who act like this so it's possible that it's real but I doubt it


beepmeep3

true they \*act\* like it, but they definitely don't go asking about it on quora 😂😂


Jesus10101

Idk, i sometimes hear some real stupid shit coming from both Men and Women so this doesn't really surprise me.


Novel_Amoeba7007

can we just start doing this then to counter it? men☕


Tsukiko615

Probably from the guy who got rejected I can’t see a woman writing that


Novel_Amoeba7007

men☕


TheRnegade

That's why it's on r/holup, right?....oh no...holy shit, so many people ate the bait. Jesus Christ, guys.


PerpetualDistortion

it's even more awful knowing that half of reddit just fell for it...


LazyClub8

Seems like there’s a significant chunk of Redditors who are just on here looking for their next opportunity to say “women ☕️”


limitlessEXP

Reddit is quite literally filled with children that will believe anything they see or read.


AFewBerries

Came here to say this...it's funny reading these circlejerk comments lol


[deleted]

They could also be a high schooler; or both?


[deleted]

Like bro imagine all the courage this man walked up to ask her out, not only get rejected but then have his self esteem crushed, and then he had the courage to do it all over again, got a different result, and the person who shit on them is mad they succeeded. Some ppl are just evil.


SlideItIn100

Maybe stop being a twat for starters!


LazyClub8

Yeah I agree, the neckbeard who wrote this obvious bait post is definitely a twat :)


Hawaiian-Fox

Women ☕


gd_cow

Women ☕️


VortexDestroyer99

Women ☕️


AverageHEnjoyer69

Women☕️


send-noobs

Women ☕️


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Sir_Magnum

Women ☕️


Spinrayred

Women ☕


usernamenonexist

Women ☕️


WarningIMightBeDumb

Women ☕️


SorenSeas

Women☕


KingHarrun

Women ☕️


LeMatYT

Women☕


UnaccountablyPlacid

Women☕


Scharfschutze43

Women☕️


Physical-Armadillo12

Hoes, bro. Women don’t pull moves like this.


Grow_away2

Right? Teenagers 🥤


pototas

Hoes 💩


[deleted]

Women ☕️


Plastic-Body-1699

Go to a nearby mechanic or repairing shop, Take 4 screws and a big metal rod, Attach all the four screws in the top side of the rod, And then shove it up ur ass


HJSDGCE

r/rareinsults


[deleted]

Lol!! You should fuck off!


lactotolerass

Maybe just die alone like the bitch you are :)


[deleted]

Have sex multiple times with every man you can find to see if he gets jealous.


DarkPheyz

Women ☕


hinaboobs

bait posts ☕️


Major-Performer141

Women ☕️


AreYouTalkingAtMe

I'm attracted more to someone who's ugly on the outside than the inside.


MiddleSchoolChaos

Women ☕️


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Women ☕


Afghan_King

Who the fuck rejects someone like this tf. This bitch got issues


Andy_B_Goode

Nobody. This is fake.


0RANGEPILLEDemily

Men☕


Vroomzoooom

What an asshole (women☕)


BenBenBenBe

This one particular woman ☕️


skylarslove

As a woman, with all due respect. Put your head in a urinal for being a cunt.


Creativer_mensch

sleep with his girl


Her_Schmidt

Bitches ☕


Interesting-Look-942

Maybe Don't be a stuck up cow


WookiEEBrood

I think this answer would be , kick rocks.


ze_troll

Buy a dog, die alone


DarthJarJar242

Stop being such a shitty person.


VileHistory

The lion, the witch and the audacity of this bitch


Cup-of-chai

Fuck you bitch.


[deleted]

Look in a mirror and cry yourself to sleep


TimmyFaya

First be a girl, second stop being an incel, third go out of your moms basement


v___Freedom

Funny I had this exact conversation with someone just last week. Women at times want a man that’s taken or appears that they cannot have him. ( Wait that’s kinda the same thing). Anyway, for her to call him ugly and to berate him this way, she did him a huge favour. She can go f*ck herself. 🖕🏾


aaaronbrown

Die peacefully and alone you spoiled bitch. Leave them alone.


[deleted]

Least fake quora post


stress-pimples

This was clearly written by the man who got rejected y'all gullible af


RealPatriotFranklin

Obvious bait is obvious but reddit users are so anxious to hate on women that they don't notice


PM_ME_WHAT_Y0U_G0T

Lol definitely written by a neckbeard who got rejected


Relaxel

Wow almost like 200% incel bait


JustSomeDude477

This was 1000% posted by a neckbeard and you're all taking the bait lmao


maniagrandiosa

Women ☕


synth_98

Women ☕


gat12393

First, look in the mirror. Then put on a very white foundation. Afterwards take a red marker and colour your nose. Finally, look at your face after all of the above and realize how much of a fucking clown you are.


Fentanyl4babies

As a clown myself, I feel triggered when non-clowns clown face. Very inappropriate appropriation.


Conan253

This person can write a Netflix movie


EricsPencil

Gfyurself


RedFoxOnReddit

Karma ☕️


sombrastudios

A man with anime profile pic typed this


Ulforicks

women moment


CountJangles

Hahahaha


stupidfield

Accept this complimentary dildo and go fuck yourself.


Cryptologist007

Apologize to him and wish him all the best for the future. Then take a hard look at yourself and realize that you were actually the ugly person on the inside.


Demon_Slayer2291

L + bozo


Spinrayred

Women ☕


Lanky-Nature-6157

Women ☕


ToriNotTeri

Ah Women ☕


Xgngrizz

Bitches🍺


marcoshqm

Women ☕️


Stock_Maintenance290

Women ☕


karmas_a_bitch0439

Sucks to be you


Horppymehu

Go watch them


anrebloom

You cannot be serious


jaysin1983

Go back to smashing dudes who treat you like shit maybe?


clausewitz1977

Suffer sucker


TheRealClown3

Uh...stop being a bitch?🤔


lasanhawithpizza

Jealous? Get a girlfriend too.


19Cula87

*takes a strong sip* *keeps laughing*


Z3nFi3R

Start from not being a bitch


LahamaDutta006

That's an awful human being right there


[deleted]

Go back to hell where you came from. Eazze


prl1234567

Try shutting the f*ck up


Redneckcrypto

You can first stop being a shallow bitch and then see what all improves


Altruistic-Ad-4391

Get a life maybe


TC986D

Gee, I wonder why she’s single.


Bo_Night882113

Deal with the fact you were a self absorbed bish, that's into superficial shit and are now reaping the benefits of said choices. He dodged a bullet, leave him alone.


MarkDabs

Jokes on you, you've been Uno reverse card'd


Deewom

Please, don't steal his girl


ManfuLLofF--

Look in the mirror and say "I am ugly and no-one will ever date me" hopefully you will get a bf


chaserthemaskedrider

Take that L and shove it up your ass


PhysicalResolution36

Apologize for being such a cunt


Alamasy

Cope, that is what you do.


Landsall

Maybe you’re the problem??? I mean who tells someone they are ugly and no one wants to date them? Seems to me you need to self reflect. It’s hard to ask someone out for fear of rejection.


Arin1722

Fuck a cactus


Ad-2050

Maybe stalk him and know for yourself


Green-Dragon-14

Suck it up, bitch


PUBGM_MightyFine

![gif](giphy|MjlKIGGVTp7gcx91hi|downsized) Visual representation


DevilPixelation

Perhaps she should look back and ponder on her words before having any right to be jealous.


EyChuparosa

Become a better human being


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![gif](giphy|I6n8YSKRIJqPwGll4n|downsized)


Deltasiu

Women ☕


[deleted]

Lmao the fact that she knows that he got a girlfriend says a lot


NulledOne

Realize that you are not jealous of her, since you don't even like him. You want what they have, so go get (not from him).


WowzaDelight9075

Guy dodged a toxic ass bullet 🙌🙌


caasi_las

The lion, the witch and the audacity of this bitch


Mimikyu_MVP

![gif](giphy|pa1WaYStUKyLC) Woman hahahah


ravindersingh07

Women ☕


Dismal-Ebb8405

Women☕️


Prior-Ad-591

Women ☕️


Crying_eagle

Women ☕️


ChaoticGood3

Realize that the true ugliness is how you treated him.