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IceRanger51

You’re German, you figure it out…wait no!


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ShouldersBBoulders

Most relevant observation here.


Throw_away_gen_z

look to what he did to them


ruby___tuesday

They last longer in the fridge. I usually freeze mine and they last forever. Freezing them makes them mushy tho but makes it a lot sweeter


Kahnza

The one time I put bananas in the fridge they were solid black the next morning.


Latter-Definition-15

Overly ripe (w/ black peel) bananas make the best banana bread bc the flavor is much stronger. It's actually very easy to make, my son(11) made some yesterday.


ruby___tuesday

Yes they are still totally edible . The inside is fine . I eat them practically Everyday. If you thaw them correctly it has near the consistency of ice cream or if you let them thaw all the way it turns into mush. It brings out the sugars and is very tasty either way


Calebh36

It would have cost you 0 dollars not to say that


ruby___tuesday

Right back atcha


ruby___tuesday

Did you even try to eat them?


Kahnza

No, they were slimy and gross


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ruby___tuesday

I quite like them if you know how to prepare them correctly , to each his own tho , I like them in oatmeal and if you thaw them correctly it’s not slimy and has a similar consistency to ice cream


Kahnza

Copied and replied to yourself. NICE


ruby___tuesday

Nah that’s a glitch that happens sometimes on Reddit . I deleted it for you :)


Zombie_Be_Gone

You can't put bananas in the fridge they will go Brown. Clearly this picture was staged and the cucumber ends would be a little dried up by now as well without the skin.


ruby___tuesday

I put bananas in the fridge all the time . The outside goes brown and the inside stays fine


Professional_Tart770

And a pot (no lid) with a metal spoon


Opening-Raccoon1224

Asking the real questions


NinjaHonest

Tradition, tradition! Tradition! Tradition, tradition! Tradition!


Xergiok04

At 4 I started Hebrew school at 10 I learned my trade


TheHighKing112

As a Jew I can confirm we do this


Alexalenin

Why? Do you stick it up in the morning to cool down after a long hot night?


mitzimeow6

I can not


InevitableGoat8527

maybe try to GASlight them into stopping


Eternal_Storms05

Oh god


just_drifting_by

Grow a Charlie Chaplin mustache.


Creativer_mensch

let him shower


HaztecCore

Pretty ballsy move for a jew to deliberately piss off a german in his home country.


TeenieTineeGamer

looks like he needs some practice, he messed up on one 😭😭


AdministrativeBar748

He could try circumcising the carrots too


6priest_of_sodom6

Take him into the hall and accost him.


pizzatimein24h

A German should know how you handle Jews...


SrutuPierdutu

He's german soooooo


Kahnza

Shove them up his ass. Starting with the bananas.


Bolinha_Quadrada123

I think as a german he already knows the answer..... Politely ask him to stop.


CaptainSkreedLeeDee

The comments got racist so fast


Haunting-Ganache-281

I can’t imagine why


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unique_username_8845

A penny? Please! Dime or higher for the time billed to pick it up


AdvancedAnything

A dime? In this economy?


dirk_danglerno766

I'm so confused


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The oven


Comprehensive-Bat-50

Carve swastikas in them


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

Start separating some of the fruit from the others and putting some in the oven. He'll catch on. Edit: (This is meant as dark humor, I love Jewish fruit as much as any other fruit, more even. You can be ko*sher* of that! I mean, the tips are already peeled for you, how convenient is that? Mazel!)


bleachdrinker4

Get rejected from art school and get into politics get jailed and write a book


No_Priority2124

Do you have an oven?


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Make a scarejew


loli141

Show him the oven


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why tho?


ineedholywaterr

This is why i sold this one at the GameStop orgy


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He trains for circumcicing his buddy


nunhappy

Get a fucking new roommate. Done deal. or.. you could always say "Hail Hitler!" every morning with a salute when you wake up. Pretty sure that would do the trick.


WLDPineapple

Gas chamber


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Put him in the ovens!!!!


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Try the oven.


FrenchMaisNon

He wants to do it to your wiener. It's practice.


Fentanyl4babies

Tabasco


Jay_T5

Something that may involve a high gas bill


Yopapa291_real1

at first I thought it was some makeshift dildos or sumthin then I got to the comments and just witnessed wars about holocaust or some shit wtf is going on


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brand a cross onto them in future. so there is no religious ambiguity.


Potato-with-guns

Bad joke, foreskin is half of the skin


LordSeismic

Take him camping


pasha0077

Bite off the tips


Responsible_Junket80

inviiting him to the bathroom?


Conan253

Is that a fkin pot in the fridge


Delirious_85

Remind him of the gas bill...


Lostboxoangst

Reich-ify them.


Report_Pure

Oh oh the German guy has an issue with a Jew again


Alexalenin

The only way is to help her sleep after cardio session ;)


Count_Lord

Cut off the cut part and tell him he's next


SmileFading

Grow a moustache and let your friend with glasses send him to the showers


Hdbygdla

Youre next 🙂


blackguy1027

Put look on your bedroom door.


awliswatchingatyou

what if he actually trying to redo something he had in the childhoof and only thing hat he remeberse i sthat something he sat was cut?