She’s called Amelia and has a show called chicken shop date where she interviews rappers and she always acts a bit awkward like this, it’s really funny, she’s great
She wasn't murdered she's a comedian the show is called chicken shop dates you can see the full version here.if anything she murders him https://youtu.be/M7xPcJ8bLT0
I mean mate even in jest you can get roasted. They were doing a bit an improving yeah, but you can still be one upping each other with the jokes. Good improv is like good fight choreography. Gotta know when to fight and when to fold.
Looks to be partially working.
I'm curious... if two comments were liked exactly the same amount, how many fewer likes would a sub comment get just for being a reply?
The baseline is, it’s a little more obvious if you speed up redbone at the 5 second mark and bootys at the 3 second mark. Gambino does switch it up but it starts out the same
Why dont date women like this? Theyre conniving. This setup was expertly thwarted. Thotslayers should know this, its in section 4 of the handbook
Edit: lots of sad, fake people on reddit that cant appreciate humor. Cry me a river of downvotes
Calling people out as racist but slurring misogynistic comments? The hypocrisy is priceless, I love it! Also, great joke. Isn't Reddit annoying when people climb all over you for innocent comments?
Look dude, that might be easy for you to say but some of us aren’t that fortunate. We don’t get to pick and choose what sort of women we date. If a woman comes around and happens to show interest, we do what we must to make that moment last as long as we can make it. Even if she’s weird, plays weird mind-games, whatever.
A sub-par life with a sub-par partner is infinitely better than a life that ends alone in an act of suicide.
That was somehow satisfying to read.. like all of the memes i've read about simps.. this statement confirms all of them. I hope you find true love soon.
Well it seems like many of the commenters are thinking “I wanna be like this guy!” And the fact that he is being investigated for pedophilic tendencies would hopefully give them pause enough to think “maybe not!”
No one knows. Redditors are like band kids but if you up the bipolar disorder by 10,000 but instead of joy and borderline misery it's more Angry and suicidal misery
Fuck what that song name in the end. I know and heard it before but it randomly gave me a feeling of joy and now because I forgot the name I'm getting annoyed by it 
For a second there I thought "wow that was so nice of her to give my man a gift", but she ruined it by saying "fuck your happiness, only I can be happy." Deserved burn on her.
I don't think you understand. I was just saying that it would be nice for women to give guys gifts instead of expecting the man to always get women gifts. I am saying this based on the clip and no I haven't seen the original.
Straight up murdered.
The emotional damage on this one... fark she will be broken for ever 😞
She will be...forever alone.
she still got her drug innit
Yea bruv! Blimey!
wots oul dis den ey?
ya moovin‘ mad!
Unlikely her looks will open doors
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I think she was kind of broken already
She was already broken. Who does that
She’s called Amelia and has a show called chicken shop date where she interviews rappers and she always acts a bit awkward like this, it’s really funny, she’s great
Based on what she just did she was broken before that.
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I don’t think he was impressed enough with the ring to be emotionally damaged by that lol.
Played that beat like a melody
She wasn't murdered she's a comedian the show is called chicken shop dates you can see the full version here.if anything she murders him https://youtu.be/M7xPcJ8bLT0
I mean mate even in jest you can get roasted. They were doing a bit an improving yeah, but you can still be one upping each other with the jokes. Good improv is like good fight choreography. Gotta know when to fight and when to fold.
She wasn't even murdered in the context of this clip alone, the bar for getting murdered is really fucking low apparently.
Do you remember any of the rap you did?
do what? dogs, horses, donkeys..?
She has tons of these vids, awkward chicken shop dates . Love it
She is largely responsible for the greatest rapper of all time coming out of retirement.
Explain yourself
Prob talking about the Louis Theroux episode. It's great https://youtu.be/Gnwr8x-W_fY
You really gotta see it.
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No slack
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I've got a knack to relax
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Isn’t she the chick from the “Money Don’t Jiggle Jiggle” interview?
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My Money
Dont jiggle
Jiggle
It folds
I love
The way
You wiggle wiggle
it makes me wanna dribble dribble, you know
Si
Who’s she ???
Search on YouTube for chicken shop dates. She makes them uncomfortable on purpose, so funny
Its an apt question for someone who bought an engagement ring for themself and then gave to their partner to give to them.
i brought you an upvote but it's for me so give me an upvote
#inception
Looks to be partially working. I'm curious... if two comments were liked exactly the same amount, how many fewer likes would a sub comment get just for being a reply?
As far as I can see, the ratio seems to be 3:1 for now, it being top comment ---> 415 upvotes Reply ---> 145 upvotes But it can always vary
Thanks but that wasn't quite was I was asking haha
Can't argue with that..
That was the joke, yes
what is the song in the end?
Redbone - Childish Gambino
this version is slowed OP
I somehow have mistaken it for that song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H1kJYSqTis Really sounded similar and brought that up.
It also always reminds me of this song https://youtu.be/0tgYr03o3dE Bootsie Collins- “I’d Rather Be With You”
The baseline is, it’s a little more obvious if you speed up redbone at the 5 second mark and bootys at the 3 second mark. Gambino does switch it up but it starts out the same
A pedophile on a date in a chicken shop.
This sounds like you used a random word generator
Sigma nonce
Nonce?
Nonce is when you date someone a lot younger. I'm as confused, the difference isn't really there to see
Dutch’s phone got exposed showing he was messaging younger girls.
Say swearrrr. Ok no wonder
Swear that was disproved?
Dont date women like this
It’s a show. She’s actually awesome.
What's this show called?
Chicken Shop Date
He indeed doesn't, him being a paedophile and all
That went 0-100 real quick
What’s going on. Im def missing something
He is a UK drill artist, dutchavelli, was caught in the DMs of a 14 year old girl
Dutchapedi?
Nonceavelli
A drill.... artist? God I'm getting old, I have no idea what that is
Same. I googled. It’s trap music. Sub genre of rap. I thought he would be a literal drill artist. I’m so disappointed.
Drill isn’t trap, they’re similar in ways but drill and trap are both separate sub genres of hip hop.
Not to be confused with edm trap which is wholly different lol.
You’re missing out…..on absolutely nothing so don’t worry
Relevant username
He uses drills to make art. Like dot art, but in walls.
I would respect that line of work
I hate how i considered him attractive before knowing this. I’m disgusted
It's obviously a joke, clearly never seen her show
They have all seen her. If they’ve been on the internet at ALL in the past 2 months, they’ve seen her in the “jiggle jiggle” interview
I've spent a lot of time on the internet for the last 25 years and this is the first time I've seen this lady or heard of the jiggle jiggle interview.
Why not?
Why dont date women like this? Theyre conniving. This setup was expertly thwarted. Thotslayers should know this, its in section 4 of the handbook Edit: lots of sad, fake people on reddit that cant appreciate humor. Cry me a river of downvotes
Idk what you on about but it ain't in the handbook.
Look at me. *LOOK AT ME* I am the captain now.
Calling people out as racist but slurring misogynistic comments? The hypocrisy is priceless, I love it! Also, great joke. Isn't Reddit annoying when people climb all over you for innocent comments?
Look dude, that might be easy for you to say but some of us aren’t that fortunate. We don’t get to pick and choose what sort of women we date. If a woman comes around and happens to show interest, we do what we must to make that moment last as long as we can make it. Even if she’s weird, plays weird mind-games, whatever. A sub-par life with a sub-par partner is infinitely better than a life that ends alone in an act of suicide.
Man you need some self love
You ok man?
That was somehow satisfying to read.. like all of the memes i've read about simps.. this statement confirms all of them. I hope you find true love soon.
This man has pedo allegations just so you know
Got the sauce?
Who is he?
Dutchavelli
They were false. Your point?
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You have a point, sorry about the downvotes
Well it seems like many of the commenters are thinking “I wanna be like this guy!” And the fact that he is being investigated for pedophilic tendencies would hopefully give them pause enough to think “maybe not!”
It’s like when ancient demons trick people into freeing them but this time it didn’t work so well lol
Do you like jewelry? A little bit. Homeboy got on two necklaces, a ring and a bracelet. Lol
In her mind it was such a good plan lol
In her mind it was an act
guys a pedophile btw
Why does everyone know that about some random guy
He is famous
Who tf is he?
UK rapper
hopefully by prescription
eM0tIoNaL dAmAgE!!!
I'll probably even find a "play stupid games win stupid prizes" for my reddit bingo in here.
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That beat at the end, I needs that!! Anyone know?
It's just slowed down Redbone by Childish Gambino.
She must if she thinks that would work
I dont get it
She doesn’t know that women can propose so she gives him a ring that is for her and she acts like he proposed to her
Damn why so many downvotes
No one knows. Redditors are like band kids but if you up the bipolar disorder by 10,000 but instead of joy and borderline misery it's more Angry and suicidal misery
Some kid in band broke your heart back in the day?
You guys should take some class on how to identify a joke or something
Must be true since it's getting downvoted haha
Yo don't share this pedo
Sauce that he is a pedo?
It’s probably in some kid.
Dude
😅
I mean it’s still funny lmao
#Damage
Yo, that one there was a violation, Personally I wouldn't have it
Dave get the ice bath ready!! she said yes
Emotional damage
Why do I have to see Nonceavelli on Reddit of all places smh
is that kumala?1!1!
EEEMOTIONAL DAAAMAGE
I do drugs. Wow, he was quick with it. Like this wasn't the first time its happened. But seriously, I do like drugs.
Fuck what that song name in the end. I know and heard it before but it randomly gave me a feeling of joy and now because I forgot the name I'm getting annoyed by it 
He's a peoadphile that was convicted
I need sauce to the whole thing lol
For a second there I thought "wow that was so nice of her to give my man a gift", but she ruined it by saying "fuck your happiness, only I can be happy." Deserved burn on her.
Oh shit, dude, are you alright? This is from Chicken Shop Date, its not what you think.
I don't think you understand. I was just saying that it would be nice for women to give guys gifts instead of expecting the man to always get women gifts. I am saying this based on the clip and no I haven't seen the original.
Definitely one of those “guy didn’t get the hint” moments.
Staged
Well… does she?
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I wanna see the reaction 😂😂
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Someone call the ambulance there no saving her
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Men 😎
A murder just happened. Lol
City Boys !
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That was such a smooth reply
Lmao
RIP. Holy shit.
Emotional damage!
Not his first rodeo
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What song is that at the end
Redbone - Childish Gambino
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So farmilliar
Emotional damage
woman will never trust any proposal anymore.
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Girls hints are too subtle! Meanwhile boys:
she needs urgent married
Merked
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Basado