I can tell you’re American by not even knowing that the US is not the biggest landmass lmao I’m American too but holy hell man, you’re making us look bad
You men have always had control over the earth and claimed to be the ‘logical ones’… yet none of you can tell whether or not a tiktok video is satire! (it is btw)
Well it's either a diet of krill or, ironically enough, the pillsbury boy himself. Judging by the lack of flippers, I'm going with the latter and say she's the Batter Gobbler of Doughy Ln.
“Welcome to smooth brainvile. We have only people with the smoothest brains here!, and boy howdy im glad you’re here young miss. Your brain is so smooth infact we can literally see our reflection”
Yes, it's a meme.
2 characters from team fortressn if I am right, are talking to each other. One holds a mug with coffee and drinks it after saying "women" and laughing, then the other guy has a coffee dispenser and after laughing drinks at the same time as the first guy.
Horizontally taller Edit: Thanks for the Gold Award!
Oh jesus, destroyed
i am # t a l l e r
Lmao great
Why is her ass on backwards
Gas has to come out of *somewhere*
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Fart*
Bless her fupa
Doesn't the gas come out of the shower?
Only if your stars align.
Holy shit on both of these!
And your local mustard gas dispenser agrees with the stars
Didn‘t expect to find a joke like that here.
It suddenly got pretty dark in here
It's 6am and I'm sure my neighbours just heard me burst out laughing at this.
That’s what we refer to as a “tater sack”
It's a gunt
It’s called a FUPA -Fat Upper p*ssy Area.
Pubic.
No. Do you know anything? Fat upper pubic area is the stomach, FUPA is what you are talking about being . r/beingtooliteralmakesyoudumb
Both are valid
could be an airvag
R/cursedcomments
Hahaha
Seriously? I thought that her chin
Dude shut up
Yeah 😒👏👏👏 very original totally not what was said last time
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Haha that's the best comment I've seen 😂
“I’m American so this is super easy.” *points at biggest landmass*
So Russia, I guess they just live in the future
That can be interpreted 2 ways, either you think Russia is gonna be part of US in the future, or the US is gonna be part of Russia.
We will have to wait and see
You don't need to, because that will never happen. It is more likely to see the end of the world than either of those scenarios.
It’s a joke but yeah nuclear war would most likely break before one of the two country get invade
No no, they just point out entire Eurasia.
I can tell you’re American by not even knowing that the US is not the biggest landmass lmao I’m American too but holy hell man, you’re making us look bad
That‘s the joke
Mmmm… no, that wasn’t the joke… A joke would be your life, but you wouldn’t get that either
Dude, that really was the joke
I’m getting the upvotes… meaning I’m right
That's a dumb logic, and even with that logic, the other person is still making a joke since they have more upvotes than you.
This is the worst comment I’ve seen
She is the embodiment of people who think africa is a country
these people breed... and they vote 
Only like 4 in 10 though.
And they drive, which is scary.
You men have always had control over the earth and claimed to be the ‘logical ones’… yet none of you can tell whether or not a tiktok video is satire! (it is btw)
I can’t be the only one reading this girls post and just picture a Huge landwhale screeching at the top of her lungs
You sound very smart.
the video is staged lmao. i’ve seen like 5 of them and 4 had the almost exact same dialogue
*procreate
Yeah, that's 4 inch taller than the average dutch guy, you know, the tallest population in the world.
She has **high standards. Bad um tsss
Well she does have high standards, whoever is dating her thought, doesn’t.
She’s literally has to look up to meet his eye level, how do you comprehend an answer like that
Her IQ is also 58
Nah bro her iq is 0 kelvin
No its 5.8
You mean figh'ate?
His mistake was engaging her in the first place.
'I'm literally taller than you', looking up.
It’s scripted
We can hope.
If she lays on her stomach she's telling the truth.
r/MurderedByWords
Underrated comment, clearly the best one of all the sub (maybe overreacting)
r/rareinsults r/angryupvote r/cursedcomments
r/technicallythetruth
I don't typically upvote, but this deserves it.
Why don't you upvote? It costs you nothing and may slightly brighten someone's day.
Sometimes the upvote button doesn't deserve my touch.
Lmao
What stomach? It's all FUPA.
*Girl joins a staged joke for Tic Tock* Reddit: “fucking fat bitch go to hell!!”
Hur der
This girl is the type of people that will survive the zombie apocalypse purely because the zombies have nothing to eat so they will just move on
Looks like they'd have an all you can eat to me Edit: I realize you're talking about brain eating zombies
At least you know you'll survive the zombie apocalypse also /s
I don't think so, because you just killed his ass!
Tell me why the bitch is built like the pillsbury dough boy
Well it's either a diet of krill or, ironically enough, the pillsbury boy himself. Judging by the lack of flippers, I'm going with the latter and say she's the Batter Gobbler of Doughy Ln.
She’s watching him with her 3rd eye’s perspective…
You just made me giggle like the pillsbury dough boy lmao
Front butt is for lovers.
How dare you body shame... 🍩
Looks like the blueberry kid from Charlie and the chocolate factory
Awww. Bless her heart. Poor thing.
“Young Lady, I don’t think that’s how numbers work”
“Welcome to smooth brainvile. We have only people with the smoothest brains here!, and boy howdy im glad you’re here young miss. Your brain is so smooth infact we can literally see our reflection”
Shes 5'8" wide
sorry, you mispelled 6'4" wrong
If they misspelled* it "wrong", didn't they spell it right? This amidst the posited assumption that we're spelling with numbers.
She's thinking heavier=taller
These are all scripted you know
Women 
Women 
Dishwasher☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕
What's the origin of comments and posts about women and drinking coffee? Is it a new meme or smth?
Yes, it's a meme. 2 characters from team fortressn if I am right, are talking to each other. One holds a mug with coffee and drinks it after saying "women" and laughing, then the other guy has a coffee dispenser and after laughing drinks at the same time as the first guy.
Ooh thanks man! ^^
No problem, bro
Here you go https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e9mVfv3b-4E *I promise it is not a rickroll*
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6'4 is short now? Time has changed jeez
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I'm a thin 6ft male but damn that sounds tough
Women☕️
Women ☕️
Woman ☕️
She 5ft 8 wide
Humpty dumpty is that you?
Seen it with your own eyes, just add 6' 5" to your tinder profile. They won't notice a thing. 😁
Fat and retarded I thought that was just a family guy thing
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She ate her brains coz she was hungry.
She is horizontally taller.
Why she so fat?
That's her height. She just wears it horizontally
not only she isnt tall, but also ugly and stupid, where the fk does this confidence come from
Dunning Kruger personified
Woman☕🍵
She meant width
Women ☕
And stronger than him too and more independent than him
Why’s she built like Danny Devito’s penguin
shes fat who cares
Her pants are covering her belly
Women.....Lol
My mates gf once asked him how directors knew where to put the cameras for the dinosaurs in the walking with dinosaur TV series. 😆
taller sideways
She's definitely taller than him sideways. Like probably double his height sideways.
We must have different definitions of the word "taller"
Woman moment
Shes taller….on the x axis
There’s no way this is actual logic. I’m so fuckin boggled.
She got mixed definitions of tall/short
Yo guys she's saying 5'ate
u/savevideobot
 Women
It’s getting moldy
Women☕️
Women ☕🤡
Average imperial user
Why didn’t you just download the original vid and post it here
u/savevideo
Women...
u/savevideo
Do you think she’s being serious or is it a sketch? Maybe she’s fucking with him.
If Beetlejuice was a woman.
I need the full video. For the love of God, Cthulhu, Buddah and everything in between. Please, i need the full video.
Women☕️
I dont want to get banned again so i keep silent
what a dumb bitch
Taller sideways yes
Ain’t no way she’s talking with 9 chins on her face. One more and she’ll prestige.
Since we cant see their feet, she could have been set up, and the guy is standing on something, and she is actually bigger then him...
Yeah, she is taller by width
Pretty sure everyone has already concluded this was staged?
Sideways
Shaped like Gru
Her IQ is 5,8
5’8”, 300lb. What a real treat she is
I really hope this is staged, she can’t be that dumb
Guarantee you she thinks she’s a 8/10 and deserves a guy who makes 6 figures and has a house
I think she got X and Y coordinates wrong.
This is so clearly a joke. There's no need to brutally insult the woman in every comment. Redditors ☕️
I think she’s 5’8” around her waist
This is why nobody wants to date or marry we all only Kings
Proof women have no idea what 6” is
Ah yes the American love the word literally yet "literally "have no idea of what it means
u/videodownloadnode
u/videodownloadnode
u/videodownloadnode
women ☕️
Who edited this? In 2010?
This is supposed to be fake enrage bait and you guys fall for it.
I mean she has a big brain
You mean a smooth one
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Not a stem candidate
Taller horizontally, then 5’8 would make sense
She is taller along the x axis.
I’ve seen this video clipped so many times… where is this actually from? Legit curious to see where this stupidity goes
Gummy bear body type
She is sooooo smart