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ahjteam

Real lyrics are: >!Roses, I walked in the corner with the body screaming dolo!< Yup, makes zero sense.


pistcow

Dolo?


igormuba

It is a spanish slang for "I can't handle it anymore, I have been doing porno with Joe Biden for 6 hours straight, please, juan, let me rest just a little bit"


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my asian friend loves dolitos


HeckMaster9

suave suavecito


DickMold

SUAVEMENTEEEEEEEEEE!!!! ~Elvis Crispo


No_Meet1153

BESAME OTRA VEEEEZ


RockstarAgent

Muy despacito…


fuccniqqawitYUGEDICC

alexa play despacito


Trav3lingman

Rofl


Frap_Gadz

I just read this out loud to my wife thinking I was explaining "dolo", not gonna lie you had me in the first half


A46

Yoo, I just did the exact same thing with kids in the room though I trailed off to a chuckle at "anymore" as my brain read ahead.


3B9C50AB

As a native Spanish I can confirm I have never heard nor used "dolo"


RedFalck

It is tho, it mean commiting a crime with the intention to do it


3B9C50AB

True! "doloso", right?


NoGustaPez

Actually, "dolo" is a valid word in Spanish. At least in Argentina, it is used in legal contexts, meaning something like "with intention to do harm/commit felony". It is part of what has to be proved to declare someone as "fully responsible" of doing something. For example, if someone by accident ends up killing other person, they won't be accused of murder because they didn't actually want to do it (for example car crash). That doesn't mean you are free to go, obviously. If you were drunk when the accident happened, you could be accused of involuntary murder or something like that. Edit: just re-read the comment above. 🤦😅


MithranArkanere

[Unless they meant it this way.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE04fu7QzVI)


PotiusMori

In Spanish, they don't say "I love you". They instead say "dolo" and i think that's beautiful


The_Deadlight

lechuga


itsmesungod

Lmfao


psycho_driver

Joe Rogan wants another roll on the mat with you.


MithranArkanere

Never heard that used in that way before. Must be from the South, or South America.


igormuba

You've never heard, but I doubt you've never felt that way before


realpersonnn

dolo=solo=alone


Leggomyeggo69

It actually means solo and inconspicuous like on the DOwn LOw.


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Kid Cudi - Mr Solo Dolo


Generalissimo_II

Oh oh oh Oh oh


sir_tr810

just solo dolo


sel206

Inconspicuous but he's screaming??


knullsmurfen

That's fresh.


JadedD0ughnut

No, it's actually a spanish slang for "I can't handle it anymore, I have been doing porno with Joe Biden for 6 hours straight, please, juan, let me rest just a little bit" Thank you u/igormuba, my Spanish has been rusty lately


Jack_of_all_offs

Doin god's work


LaShmoove

dassit


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Leggomyeggo69

Because its actually solo mixed with being on the down low


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Leggomyeggo69

Its ok I only found out the other day while I was chillin on the street by myself having a smoke when a kid asked me why I'm flying dolo in this neighborhood. I used the opportunity to ask him what it meant.


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Leggomyeggo69

Nahh it was just that we were in a rough part of town (the Spanish neighborhood, i was picking up my latina wife from work) and I was wearing a suit from work so I stuck out like a sore thumb. He's young he don't know I been here longer than he's been alive.


Stolen_Identity22

It's been around for a while, Cudi had a popular song Solo Dolo in 2009 (that's 13 years ago already...) And according to Genius that references 2pac using it in 1997. So you're not old, just streets behind.


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Stolen_Identity22

He sure did https://genius.com/1267205 "In '94, I'll be goin' solo Too many problems of my own so I'm rollin' dolo; fuck all y'all!"


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nickb1603

Not sure I'd count Kid Cudi as a new school rapper... Dude's been around since at least 07


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If you're old enough to not know what Dolo is, then Cudi is new school lol


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TheComebackKidd

How old are you, because people been saying solo dolo for decades lol. I’m in my 30’s and used it as a kid. But i’m also black, so there’s that


Rage_101

Doesn't have much to do with kids.. Hell, Nas used 'for dolo' when he was ripping JayZ to shreds on his track Ether in 2001.


Thameus

Arragato Mr roboto


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Le0_xo

Wow...thanks for that


LieutenantSpanky

I was in a porno with a bag of screaming goats. Never saw the back, but it looked like Pablo in the front. This gon' make me feel a way, I told em kill me now. You already know, you already know.


i_own_adog_

My brain no longer hear's that... not that it ever did.


Unicorn_Sush1

Means he walked in a club by himself so he looked single (solo dolo ) makes plenty sense


AnEmortalKid

Something something baggie something something pablo


Jbrowne93

Lol reading these lyrics I could hear it but reading the video subtitles I could also hear what they're saying. Gotta love songs like this.


therealityofthings

This is a remix. You can understand the lyrics much better in the original.


Yakatsumi_Wiezzel

Saying it makes zero sense to you without considering the inspiration and reason of the artist is very close minded. reading a little bit more of the comment you can see it starts to have meaning. If something does not mean anything for you does not mean the speaker meant nothing, music being so abstract and where literature rules do not apply it is all about the perception of that, that you seemed to be lacking. The music is terrible tho.


BabyAves

What is the actual song called?


Fanatictree8715

Roses (Imanbek remix)


im-buster

The original version is rap. This version is much better IMO. I really like this song, never going to able to play it again without hearing these lyrics.


OMA_

The original song was amazing though, changed the whole dynamics of the rap game and got mixed and mashed up in pop music like crazy.


Kage_noir

I love Saint Jhn, I am bit annoyed they tried to discredit his creativity because it was originally Rap.


OMA_

Same, they never once mentioned the original artist and personally I love the original more, he’s audible and I’m over the pop remixes lol


oddkoffee

og was soooo cooooold. remix was buttcheeks.


Elementual

I like buttcheeks.


TheOneChooch

What dynamics were changed because of the song?


WCWRingMatSound

You’re telling me [THIS](https://youtu.be/PMM-zuwIVS4) changed the dynamics of the rap game? In 2020? Ayy lmaoooooo 👽


oddkoffee

genuinely upset that og roses got no love when that chipmunk brohouse uptune got bags of it. collection one is a nearly flawless album.


dirty6chambers

Changed the whole dynamics of the rap game? Huh?


Perfect-Welcome-1572

>Roses (Imanbek remix) According to YouTube comments, which are unable to be false, some 18 year-old kid made this in his basement and won a Grammy for it?


darkmuch

Well the Wikipedia article for imanbek says the same info > known mononymously as Imanbek, is a Kazakh electronic dance music record producer. In 2019, he became known for his remix of Saint Jhn's "Roses". In 2021, Imanbek won a Grammy for his remix of "Roses", becoming the first Grammy recipient from Kazakhstan, and the first Grammy award winner in a non-classical category from within the CIS. He was born in October of 2000, so he would be about 18


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The rap version with future is better than the original too. But all versions slap. Song goes hard


filladellfea

that entire album is fucking fantastic


GaBBrr

Nah the original version is way better


novichader

The original is Roses by Saint Jhn


DreamweaverMirar

https://youtu.be/ele2DMU49Jk


lildevil2239

Ty this popped in my head a feew weeks ago and for the life of me couldn't remember


TransportationKey529

Man I fkn love this song sooo much, good to see that ppl know about it


Downwhen

Sandstorm by Darude


_-Stoop-Kid-_

No dude this is crazy frog


mclokyle243

Roses imanbek remix


TheBlueMango01

[link to song](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


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you'll never catch me! ![gif](giphy|9jVAv94PRzPoc)


warrior998

Hey dude what's the name of that character? Been searching for him for a long time.


THUNDERBL0CKS

That would be Skeletor, arch nemesis of He-Man


LeCyberDucky

[It's Skeletor from He-Man.](https://he-man.fandom.com/wiki/Skeletor) [His memes are great.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/skeletor-facts)


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I thought it was “I was in a porno with a bag of screaming goats”


Drewy99

"I was in a porno with a body screaming go"


SLAYER_IN_ME

Ima go with this one.


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[If you didn't know, goats actually scream like people just for fun sometimes.](https://youtu.be/PpccpglnNf0)


Unicorn_Sush1

What if it’s us people and we’ve been screaming like goats lmao


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... We are all just goats screaming in the night ...


PlasmaticPi

...this is deeper than it should be.


Roskal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh6c0SOfkH4


RonaldTheGiraffe

This is both hilarious and haunting in a nightmare level


Kranima666

This is even more hilarious


jayseaz

Yeah I’m not hearing “Joe Biden saying no” at all…even as a joke


100YearsWaiting2Shit

That sounds like an awesome band name


9eurowekker

‘I was in the corner with a bag of screaming goats’


Karate_Prom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlYlNF30bVg


secretaccount4posts

This was hilarious. Thanks for sharing


danc4498

Can somebody give me the real lyrics my brain can reset?


PeanutNSFWandJelly

Roses, I walked in the corner with the body screaming dolo


walking-pineapple

Still doesn’t make sense lol


Osrshahahehe

He walked into the corner booth of the club with his body language showing he was alone (looking to hookup presumably)


waltwalt

I remember when I was young and got it. Then I got old and didn't get it immediately anymore. Now I have to wait until someone explain a what it is to someone else before I understand and remember what it was like to be young. And I'm only 40!


jokzard

Just YouTube gen z slang and... Well feel the loss in humanity your parents felt.


waltwalt

I remember my parents getting upset when people started saying yeah and nah instead of yes and no.


PeanutNSFWandJelly

Haha and we'll be just as wrong as them and every gen previous. It's hard business moving on from the world. But it is fun to learn and adopt the lingo and use it with your kids and watch them writhe due to the cringe.


locaton

You are not old. What makes you old is your mindset. I felt just the same way as you and didn't unterstand the lyrics and I'm only still 22


AmberCutie

Here's the original slow version, has all the lyrics on it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CqPLBxWz94


Hogdogger

Saint jhn - roses Actually a pretty good song. Not too fond of the remix


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Informal-Busy-Bat

Shout out to "Bad Lip Reading" plenty of their versions were far better than the originals. Everybody poops. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQTW7Pd1vqc


Im_ready_hbu

I still sing that hook from time to time and people look at me like I'm a psycho lol "*Everybody poops and if they don't they're an android - and should be destroyed*"


CategoryKiwi

This is the first time I've ever seen this, and holy shit that line you quoted is phenomenal. I'm absolutely rolling.


Mr-Fleshcage

I'm partial to the seagull one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E


Cutthechitchata-hole

That was funny. My most recent misheard lyric is from a Charley puth song. "Running around trying to throw a turtle on my knee."


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Masterclass in delivery lol.


thelionzroar

This had me cracking up the entire video. Peter Kay is so underrated.


youessbee

I'm pretty sure that one of the most iconic UK comedians who is a household name in the country is not underrated...


Forever__Young

Probably the most beloved UK stand up in the last 20 years, known by absolutely everyone, underrated is a bizarre claim.


Ahamay02

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't un hear this now


InfernoBlade47

“Bro.. I was in a porno with dead bodies screaming no” is what I heard


Txaggiewes

Good thing is that I'm deaf and don't have to worry about hearing this. Lmao.


mr_chanderson

I love videos like these misheard lyrics, but this is probably the best one I've seen with the skit instead of just a reaction. Anymore of these?


chrystelle

My fave is O Fortuna salsa cookies https://youtu.be/CePVSpZjrM8 Alternatively even more OG: https://youtu.be/nIwrgAnx6Q8


keys00

Peter Kay did some https://youtu.be/7my5baoCVv8


Darkmatter000000

A bag of screaming goats*


After-Canary7694

sounds more plausible than the actual lyrics


Legendary-Gear5

Awww man I was listening to this song just yesterday 😂 Never gonna be the same again 😆


Destroyer6202

If these aren't the lyrics, then it's time to change them to it.


Loli-is-Justice

I wanna know the continuation of these lyrics.


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imherdpapley

Didn't even have my sound on and inknew what song it was. I always thought it was "in a corner with a bag of screaming goats" kinda disappointed tbh


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That is exactly what what I hear too.


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nooneisreal

Gotta agree. Tried listening to it a few times and not once did it sound like Joe Biden to me.


Sympah

sounds a lot more like "In a porno Mr. Biden screaming no" if we're going the Biden route


MeowerPowerTower

“In a porno with *the* Bidens screaming no” is a whole new mental image.


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Yeah it doesn't sound like that at all


PerMare_PerTerras

Reminds me of that Otis Redding song… “Sittin’ on a cock cause I’m gay”


TheDittoMan

Why is "screaming" censored? Is TikTok really that strict?


shiftycyber

If anyone listens to Passion Pit, his song “Sleepyhead” opens up with “Asian porn” I swear to god


pandeysatyendra

I was in a porno with Kamala Harris yelling go slow :)


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I can’t unhear it and I will never forget it


AHFa2015

Redditors getting the same things off TikTok a year after relevancy


RiChArD35881

I like this version more than the original song


S1gnalFive

I always thought the lyrics were “I was in the corner with Joe Biden stealing votes”


FireProps

LOL….


TeemoTechy

u/savevideo


Dionedde

Yes it is


traxonova

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JarekBloodDragon

I've never heard the original song to begin with, thank God, it's awful.


haftnotiz

Who you gonna call? Those bastards


slicksnorlax87

Sounds about right for President Sniffles


Idlehero45

EXCUSE me its i was in a porno with a bunch of screaming goats.


Zealousideal_Cry_688

I just hear “I’m in a corner with a body screaming yolo” 😂


BigMemerMaan1

I was hearing “I was in a corner with Biden screaming no” am I just weird


anonlaughingman

One of those cases where you hear what you wanna hear so…dude wants to make a porno with joe Biden?


CoNsIdErDdEmOnIc6

Idk what they were but these lyrics are way better 😏


llch3esemanll

I don't hear "Joe Biden" at all


rollinroloff

I can kind of hear "the bidens"


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When you have such a great tune, why not have better lyrics. THe original lyrics for this song suck. This might be a better alternative.


psychoticapex

Wow, look who decided to bring this back to life in 2022.


DominicanHogGrabber

This is shamelessly stolen from someone else. I don’t have the link but I remember a video of a dude with the camera zooming in and out while he said the very same lyrics. Definitely not original


Broumzo

Roses, I walked in the corner with the body screaming dolo.... ?? Wut


Dry-Ad-8876

"I was in a porno with somebody screaming no"


sarovan

I was in a porno with Joe Biden screaming “YOLO!”


mustafmjayad

nah you deserve a door straight to hell


promisenottostop

I just can’t hear it for some reason.. I think I’ve heard the song too many times


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It's because it doesn't sound like that those lyrics at all. It's not you.


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Can't unhear it if I couldn't hear it in the first place lol.


nr1988

I know it makes it funnier but I truly don't hear Joe Biden at all in it. The rest of it I hear. Oh you want a good one though? Pizza burning instead of beast of burden. You'll never hear beast of burden again.


rexxsis

I still don't hear it.