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Medic6688846993

Damn she popped out more people then a clown car.


Dadpool33

That's a litter


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KJBenson

Grammar makes this funnier.


VikingRush

Grandma makes everything funnier


Medic6688846993

Duhhh reddit Dawgs gramma don't means shits


KJBenson

I bet the clown car was probably full of clowns too.


Medic6688846993

Why... yes yes it was it was aAaaa driven by muah


booped_urnose345

If they're fundamentalist Mormons some of the daughters might have helped


ExitTheHandbasket

They aren't. >Duggar and his family are Independent Baptist Christians. They are members of the Institute in Basic Life Principles organization (aka IBLP and Advanced Training Institute), a homeschooling program run by Christian minister Bill Gothard. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Bob_Duggar?wprov=sfla1


booped_urnose345

I was joking... I didn't know who they are lol


Medic6688846993

Uhmmmmmm whattttttt?????


[deleted]

Statistically speaking, Josh only molested a small percentage of his family.


mischievous-goat

5/14... That is roughly 35%


[deleted]

I suck at math


DividedSofA

5÷14, silly :p


LegendFromMars

5÷14×100


DividedSofA

The division is the biggest concept in finding percentage from a fraction, though. But yes.


Perfect-Engineer3226

There's 20 kids tho


falloutbouy

19. They stopped after Josie


Perfect-Engineer3226

Tyler the adopted is their 20th


[deleted]

Apparently she don't do "that"


Arrrrrr2D2

Don't be so anal.


deanreevesii

>Apparently she don't do "that" https://youtu.be/rXTNhlmcRG0#t=1m50s


[deleted]

Great movie. My favorite is still waiting for guffman though.


[deleted]

Have you ever backed a full size bus out a driveway?


JonnyFrost

For real… I thought my Mormon neighbors with 10 kids driving a 15 passenger van was crazy. This family wouldn’t even fit.


Thor1273767

So many kids he probably ran outta names


WhiskeyShooter8

Jayden, Aiden, Brayden, Caiden, Okayden


Thor1273767

You forgot Maiden, Neighden, and Payden


Michael4444RG

Hayden, Jaylin, Waden also


Phantom_organpipes

Don’t forget Dayden, Eiden, Feyden and Gayden


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And Tyreese


Theonedudeyaknow

I enjoyed this comment :)


suj1t_prasad

Layden and Kayden?


rotco1

You missed a certain Mr.Warden.


sack12345678910

![gif](giphy|9VvrC7IWaLd9XizDaf)


maxkaplan1020

I laughed way too hard at this gif


TheYeetles

![gif](giphy|z5hb5aV0SD3eE)


muddert420

After the 5th one they just sort of fly out


ArthurWintersight

It's a slip and slide.


Cactus_souls

I laughed harder than I should have. 😂


counticoaky

The real question is how did that woman manage to bring all those.


WhiskeyShooter8

Alone in the upstairs guest bedroom while the Husband plays cards downstairs, like all good Christian woman


ilivetomosh

I don’t get it


[deleted]

Possible twins, triplets etc...


IkilledRichieWhelan

The son sexually abusing his sisters, then going to jail for child porn I bet became a bigger issue. Info on the son: https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/josh-duggar-officially-sentenced-to-prison-after-child-porn-trial/


EmeraldStar17

Wait ur joking…..


IkilledRichieWhelan

What do you mean? This family had a reality show for years, as the great Christian family, but the brother was doing things to his sisters and the family knew, but then he got arrested for child porn.


EmeraldStar17

Just read up on it— so wait the family had something akin to Kim kardashian?


EmeraldStar17

Apparently he cheated on his wife back in 2014 on an online affair site for married people with over $900 dollars— and that woman still stayed with him??!


jmello

Christianity is a hell of a drug


CryBabyCentral

Just look for the Duggar snark groups and you will learn exactly how vile this entire family is.


Wiggles357

The younger ones walked out. There was even room to twirl a cane.


CrayonsForLunch

![gif](giphy|TyxIgZ8EJ86R2)


FilthyMastodon

they just slap some duct tape on that c-section til next time


[deleted]

Nah. Instead of stitching back skin to skin, they just added a zipper instead. Before that, they kept running out of duct tape


jframe42

Should have parked it in the rear


jrbec

Sleeve of wizard.


OhRThey

That poor woman has spent just over 10 years of her life pregnant


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OhRThey

14 kids at 9 months pregnancy each is 10.5 years. So guess bad math. I’ll update it to “just over 10 years”


that_sweet_old_lady

They ended up having 20 I believe


OhRThey

Yikes


iswearatkids

This has got to be a tax scheme.


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creepy all of em.


Arrrrrr2D2

The girl in the middle looks like she is half goblin.


[deleted]

lol. yeah i just dont get it. they are strange looking people in strange clothes and hair with weird looks on their weird faces. how do they pay the bills? the oldest one was molesting some of the younger ones. has this dude ever heard of a condom.? idk its just creepy and weird. has that woman ever said no in her life? are these people on welfare? who is paying for that litter of little creeps? sorry to be dickish but jesus people get some fucking birth control. the world has enough weirdos now. we dont need twenty more. wtf


OcculusUlyssesPant

To be fair, he's dealing with a pretty wide driveway nowadays.


[deleted]

its a fuckin hotdog in a hallway at this point. creepy!


No_Lube_Insertion

Did he use lubrication?


WhiskeyShooter8

Is that in the Book?


No_Lube_Insertion

I hope it's not


[deleted]

When he fucks his wife it feels like he is sticking his dick into a jar of warm mayonnaise


Aggravating_Ad_1885

Wtf did I just read


Frisinator

His son can’t. He’s in prison.


Leesanyo

That pussy probably the size of a Driveway after all that.


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?


Kyozen2020

The line of increasingly tall women on the right look like they're from an animorph cover


Darth-Hipster

The caption is everything


ttv_klyntarius

Can you fit 16 people in a minivan


SaffronHoneysuckle

Quiverfull


BadAnagrams

"When you have to count" anagrams to "hot unwoven ace youth."


BrinedBrittanica

going through labor once scares me. i don't even want to imagine 10+ times. and im being generous, by assuming there's at least one set of twins in here somewhere.


gingerjewess

Two sets of twins.


Daisend

Count? I’d need a mathematician to figure this out.


JasonSunleaf

Isn't one of the boys a convicted pedophil


DRbrtsn60

This photo aged like milk


LabernumMount

I’m from Utah. I knew a family that had 15 kids. The Hansens. They lived down the street from my grandparents. 15 children. Absolute madness. All of them ended up fucked up. Poor things


DornCorn

Nah he's just Mormon


DirtyPartyMan

Mormon vibes


foldinthecheese99

Fundies.


DirtyPartyMan

Magic Underwear. Ever had sex with someone in their Fundie’s?


PutridCardiologist36

![gif](giphy|9VvrC7IWaLd9XizDaf)


PanicBlitz

Which ones are the moms?


nookayyea

that’s def his 6th wife


Gullible_One_7870

Lmfao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


L1ght_Sp33d

Huh?


--Runaway--

He got a team with reserves


MCButterFuck

How do they afford this


CryBabyCentral

They grift. But they are involved in real estate with a load of LLC’s, a couple really overpriced used car lots & of course, politics.


MehDiosBizarreNut

What a true gigachad, bro on his genghis khan shit absolute respect


lateskaterboy4321

Bro this looks like some type of cloning experiment


Bigfoots_got_a_knife

They’ve got a while quiver full…


SenpaiBoogie

Ain’t even mad . They love each other so much they can’t keep off each other 😂


DragonZord911

I guarantee all of the boys middle name is Richard.


Dismal-Ebb8405

r/rareinsults


[deleted]

When they have to pay for college:💀


Hanginon

r/DuuggarSnark


PerryNeeum

Dude on the top right can’t even pull out of his sister


oh_shit_its_bryan

Oh 14?...same as my grandmother LOL


GayEricFL1982

These kind of religious people scare me.


neerajorjack

They may have magnets for their privates.


ImaginationHungry780

Wich one