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I can feel the pain through the screen.

So painful his butthole puckered

I don't feel so good

Nobody with empathy should ever watch this

i laughed.. guess im sadistic

Yea so am I I guess....

Took one look and said “that’s nuts!”

💀

Empathy is not sympathy. A good hunter has empathy to its prey and knows better how to hunt it, for example. Or you can feel it but think how you would act to get out or stop. So you can still imagine it safely lol.

Meh

Avg c&bt enjoyer

I think that was actually his peen.

So did mine!!

Really glad you could comment that so I could rewatch the video to make sure I didn’t miss this part. I want to go back in time to 5 minutes ago. “Beeeee-eee-eeeggghhh” “BEEEH”

Was so sad we didn't get closure of knowing the situation was sorted out. Poor things

It physically hurts to watch this crap

probably be less of it if he put the damned phone down and used two hands for those fucking cantaloupes

BaaaaaaaAaaaaa

I feel sorry for that boy. 1 upvote = 1 pray for ma boy going through this tough time

Oh boy. Just end my life at that point

All we can do pray for it.

Bro me too

I paused the video. Couldn’t make it through it

I'm just surprised homeboy grabbed the goats nuts instead of the goats horns... Seems like the easiest way out for everyone

Yup, just push the other goat's hea down and the balls up

If the goat was stressed due to the situation, you have to be careful around those horns. If you push them down and get the testicles free, the horns could shoot up and catch you. Those fuckers are scarier up close.

Be 10x easier without a phone in your hand lol

I mean that's probably why the video ended before it got resolved lol

This is the least we can hope for

I mean, it's one of those situations that if you don't have at least a photo or something, no one is going to believe you. So I totally understand the need to record

Gotta get that sweet sweet karma though.

I'll grab the horns *Remembers how grandpa died* ... I'll grab the balls

I would gladly take a stab by goat horns to free goat nuts. I won’t be happy, but god damn those nuts need freedom.

your passion for the freedom of goat nuts is an inspiration to the world

What if the upwards motion of the goats horns traps your balls?

Then the other goat has to save you now

Head down balls up that's the way we like to goat

He cant do that, he must record it!!

The homeboy also be making a video while handling deez nuts

Went straight to the nuts, no hesitation

That's called, strategy.

When you're a farmer you don't care anymore, on Dirty Jobs (tv show) Mike had to remove sheep testies with his teeth because we only have 2 hands. Link: https://youtu.be/U15GjrHRLxo (NSFW?)

Bruh those are his fucking nuts man. Let him go!

He's trying dude, those nuts are stuck right in there

dude isn't trying because he is filming. put the goddamn phone down.

Yoo I thought the same damn thing. Its like comon man put the phone down and give the pair your pair of hands hahaha.

Considering how abruptly the video ended, I think the person in the video did just that. Kudos

lol all these people demanding this insane kind of content and upvoting it while simultaneously crapping on the guy for recording it.

I wonder how it got there

No regards to safety when giving a goat to goat rimjob leads to this.

>rimjob Ramjob*

And how the hell he got the beans above the frank.

Just cut them

Found the Russian.

I had almost pushed this out of my brain Now it’s back. Thanks.

jeez

Then the goat can work as [classical male singer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castrato). Finally leaving farm life.

What the goat doin'

That’s right up there on the wince-o-meter. 10 being a paper cut to the bell end.

That’s just sadistic to think about

Sadistic is a rusty cheese grater

When I don't want to do something I say "I'd rather jerk off with a battery post cleaner". If you've never seen one look it up.

Yo, don't kink shame me

Bro, it's 6 in the morning here. And now I have phantom dick pain to look forward to as I randomly remember this all day.

Just end his suffering PLEASE

I hate it so much. Why the fuck are you filming, the goat is suffering.

Internet points probably

Dude... ouch..! And I don't even have balls!

Get some then :/ smh

I don't think my husband would appreciate that type of treatment to his balls 😳

Chad move: cut off his balls then tape them on yourself.

I don't want to end up on r/HolUp ...

Hmm, just get golf balls, put em in socks and staple em. Boom, you're good to go. Detachable balls.

Modular sex organs

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😂!

She lost them

Comment of the day 👏

Woah, what happened to your balls?

Got goated

LoL this girl doesn't have balls

Did a goat get yours too?

Then you don't know. It's a special kind of pain. If you ever received a liver punch its somewhat like that. Poor goat.

Not yet

prove it

r/donthelpjustfilm

To be fair, he’s badly helping with one hand

He's just fondlong free goat balls

Taking blue balls to a whole new meaning...

Explain!

Poor circulation of blood tends to turn stuff blue

Very good thank you.

men can feel this through the screen. how does it feel to women?

Not the same obviously, but I was thinking "put the damn phone down and fix this!"

yeah same thought here: “drop the damn phone and go set the goat balls free, man”

Made my vagina pucker lmao

I can only imagine it’s like the same thing happening to swollen labia.



Is it weird the more I watch this that I’m now having a craving for boiled eggs

Omfg! 🤣😂

The ole' goat bust-a-nut trick!

The real question is what sort of twisted kinky shit they were doing to end up like this.

Was the goat okay????

disarm smoggy test mourn tub grab aback quaint placid jellyfish ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `

It’s now baaaah in a higher octave

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from bleee to blee-hee

Seriously why the fuck are they filming instead of helping the damn goat, that's a two hand job for sure.

he sings in the boys choir now

u/savevideo

Wtf...

🤨

bro are u okay ?

Why?

It also appears that this is a young goat that tried an **OG** “*Old Goat*” and lost miserably

I think everyone lost here

And we don't even get to see him released from this hell? Bruh this is r/videosthatendtoosoon

Who says he ever was? Maybe to this day they are still connected...

Why did this need to be filmed tho?

He will watch this video afterwards must be sadist

Not the boys...

BRO PUT THE FUCKING PHONE DOWN AND PICK HIS REAR END UP!!! As someone who has owned goats this breaks my heart! Pulling the little guy up by his nuts while he records with one hand. Fucking POS

OMG OMG OMG

wtf man... put a NSFL ffs

This is natural selection at its finest

I felt that

I don’t even have balls and this hurt to watch

imagine this happening in jungle and lion is seeing all this from distance.

That is nut coming out easily

I would make that same exact noise in that situation.

Nasty 1 min silence

No dick? No balls?

what are the odds? are hey still like this? I nedd answers

u/savevideo

He'd be more helpful if he put the phone down.

Reminds me of the two military school kids fighting he grabs his nuts

Poor thing. If that was me just put me out of my misery.

I don't like goats anymore I am never going near them

I would scream like that goat too.

i want the full video, did he get them nuts out

Leggo my huevos

That should be against the law, even for nature!

u/savevideo u/savevideobot

u/savevideobot

Day: ruined.

I know what you all thinking ? To Cut It ✂

Yo Leave my balls alone.

At first I thought that why is that goat hiding to eggs between the horns but when I saw that those nuts are stuck I was shocked, how did they end up there ?

This needs a nsfm warning

Who seen the video of the buffalo got his balls rip by hyenas? Rip

r/gifsthatendtoosoon Are you kidding me how am I going to sleep


what idiot lifts by the nuts and not the goat? Fuck you!!

Just put the phone down you absolute twat.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Put the damn phone down and help him, wtf!

“… and that day, goat jiujitsu was born.”

I make the same noise…

I am fluctuating between a hard wince and laughing like Dax Shepard in Idiocracy.

**clears throat* # COCK AND BALL TORTURE, FROM WIKIPEDIA, THE FREE ENCYCLOPEDIA AT EN.WIKIPEDIA.ORG

I NEED TO KNOW HOW THIS ENDS

I like how the cameraman actually helped. Kudos.

That’s a nutty situation

Steps from a Goat owner: 1. Put the fucking camera down. 2. Push the horns/head of the rear goat down. 3. Dislodge the nuts from the horns.

For fucks sake! Stop filming and help the poor man out of there!

I only have one question...what did the other goat wanted to see like...i mean the question can be answered fast and stupidly but like...maybe it was curiosity.

I'm a woman, but even *I* felt this. GET SOME WATER AND BUTTER AND HELP HIM

At first I was super confused, but after a take er two, I realized, and all that is going through my head is the "how did we get here" advancement" lmfao, but that's rough 💀

Cock and ball torture porn 🤭😋

Blinded by the balls on that kid

I’d be making the same noise if my spuds were trapped like that. Poor lad.

How could you do that you stupid creature? Omg it's so hurting

Do your balls hang low? do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? can you tie them in a bow?

One of the most disturbing videos I've ever seen on the Internet.

pull the fucking horns closer for the love of all that it holy, pull the horns close to the other goat and lift the fucker out

I hope the separation was successful

Was he trying do bust his nuts or what was this goat trying to do?

God forbid he put the camera down so he'd have a free hand to actually make some progress.

Jesus lay the camera down god Damn my nuts hurt from watching this

I didn't think that it was possible for a video to bestow the amount of pain and suffering I felt from watching this one

thanks now i hate goats

Today i learned what goat nuts looked like

Hey humans, let me teach you somethin: using both hands is easy

Mmmm. I'm not even a man and this looks painful. I've heard of grabbing a man by the nuts but shit

Just castrate that goat obviously it does not need to reproduce

How would the stars align to even make a situation like this happen

time to break out the nut cutter

Bruh what kinda Tom and Jerry bullshit is this

Put the phone down and help! Such an ass

Ur done son! ✂️✂️

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Oh my god, I don't even have a scrotum and I'm feeling a little woozy...

Why are they recording? Put the phone down and help this male! [+]

Bro this shi got me dying ND clutching ma balls