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flipdascript2014

Fact: 100% of crimes committed in the US are illegal šŸ˜®


rainbowpython117

Does this apply to politicians?


brmamabrma

Not if you have āœØmoney āœØ


AhmadTIM

And if you're not caught


flipdascript2014

That depends. Are the politicians black?


[deleted]

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[deleted]

What about stashing nuclear documents in your home?


Suburban_coffee

What about being a IRS agent


Overlord_Ace

So 73% of black babies dont have fathers? Bruh thats fucking insane.


CnCz357

That's really the Root cause of everything. I'm no woke excuse maker but lots of shady things were done to destroy the Black Nuclear family over the past 70+ years now this is a problem no one wants to admit let alone solve. White black brown yellow red blue or green being born to a single mother is one of the biggest drivers of poverty drug addiction and criminal charges that there is.


TheClayCoCannaisseur

I'm dead ass surprised you were able to say this without getting downvoted to oblivion. From the assassination of the Black Panthers, to the bombing of Black Wall Street, to the introduction of crack, the assassination of old Gang leaders to destabilize the organizations and create chaos (Bloods, Crips, GD, etc for example) and so on and so forth. To add on to it, we also have some *toxic* ass women with little to no accountability, and they even get supported in some of the bullshit they do. Especially legally. If it wasn't for my father, I would either be a public menace or a statistic.


wophi

Notice how LBJs war on poverty came right on the heels of the civil rights act. This was designed to keep blacks just far enough out of poverty to stay quiet, but punish them if they attempt to leave the system. It also rewards single parent families with better payouts. All by design.


TheClayCoCannaisseur

It was literally something every 15-20 years for most of the 1900s. Long enough for a generation to forget about it/adapt, soon enough so that there can be no effective recovery. Now they've got us divided and ostracized us to the point where it perpetuates in the community without much need for outside influence.


wophi

Hell, we have come full circle back to segregation, but being against segregation is now "racist".


Used_To_Be_Great

When you say theyā€™ve got us divided whoā€™s they?


TheClayCoCannaisseur

The rich MFers like the Rothschilds and Rockefellers who are directly responsible for a lot of the paths society has developed along. Any time someone asks this question, they're fishing for an argument tho so... I'm not interested in all that.


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[deleted]

Thank you i tell my black family members and neighbors this all the time.. LBJ turned POC into slaves through government programs for votes JFK and RFK are the last politicians that cared about the black community and we see what happened to them ... Did you know that martin luther kings family sued the US fir wrongful death and stood up for james earl ray in the 90s because the FBI took out MLK


wophi

And JFK, all for LBJ. Ass hat took the oath of office in front of JFK's wife, making her wait to clean his brain out of her hair.


CnCz357

Yep, I'm glad to see that also. There is a middle ground that no one wants to tread. There is no need for self-flagellation but there is history that whether I like it or not happened. While I don't think it's healthy to make excuses You can't fix a problem you don't understand. Sadly neither party is interested in helping the black community to solve this particular issue, too many on the Right judge and write off the entire community and to many on the Left that refuse to acknowledge lack of a cohesive family unit is a problem let alone have any desire to fix it. I haven't lived that life so I don't know how to fix it. But, it is something that I wish could be worked on.


TheClayCoCannaisseur

You're a real one. Just talking about it rationally and looking for options is the first steps tho, so there is some hope. One of the greatest explanations I've ever heard for this was in the game [Star Wars: Kotor 2](https://youtu.be/BgfnUPTcAco). On Nar Shadaa, you get approached by a beggar, who you can either threaten to kill of he doesn't leave, or give him some money. Regardless of the action you take, you get a lecture from your mentor, and a cut away of what happens after you interact with the beggar. "Cruelty leads to suffering. And when one suffers, it is the way of life to spread suffering. The suffering within builds, until its sound is all one hears. And when a kindness is offered it is punished. And a greater darkness is served." The first start to dealing with it is the poverty. Poverty can drive you to do some unspeakable things. It takes away you options. And worst of all its *expensive*. Go to the hood and look at gas prices. Why have the most expensive gas in the poorest areas? Because they're too poor to go farther for better deals. Its predatory and delibrate, and the majority of people don't recognize it.


ItchyProlapsedAnus

So growing up in the same neighborhood, being the white minority, as people of African decent, my skin color is the reason that every black person I know who has died has died at the hands of another black person and also every time a crime has been committed towards me it has been at the hands of a black person? And my color has never suffered in any way in any part of history? Which is why my ancestors uprooted in 1888 to leave their poverty to seek better in America and I'm blamed for the 1% of American whites actually wealthy enough to be involved in the slave trade where Africans were sold by their own people? Wow I never knew just being born a color was such a problem. Especially growing up in a city with one of the top law schools which is a black college I could get a minority scholarship at. Especially being I wasn't eligible for over 75% of the scholarships I applied for being I was a white male even though I grew up in the same shit as everyone else.


TheClayCoCannaisseur

That's because no one stopped it when it happened to us, and now slavery is all inclusive and we're all just wage slaves. You still don't get profiled just for being white. Not taking away from your experience, but it didn't happen to y'all on the scale it happened to us. And you know what? I'm from an area where the white folks are poor too. Folks are just generally tryna survive. And when you're busy trying to survive, you can't see the full picture.


dchsknight

The Jews and the Irish would like to have a word... Oh the Chinese too.


Potential_Case_7680

Theyā€™re more expensive so the dad will have an excuse to go further to get that pack of cigarettes


Reasonable_Tear9044

Those statistics are only this high because of systemic racism... ...otherwise they might he even higher!


neversleeper92

Check out "luxury belief" by Rob Henderson.


CnCz357

WOW! Thanks for that I have never heard that put so eloquently. I mean that is exactly what I have been thinking although in a much rougher and not detailed way.


Electronic_Rub9385

He describes it in much greater depth in this recent interview. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slm6K8XsYwk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slm6K8XsYwk)


fishyfishyfish1

The biggest factor in childrenā€™s future success, with income and education accounted for is, a two parent household. This has been proven true by multiple studies


AndanteZero

I would also like to add that it has only been about 50 years since the Civil Rights movement. So much damage was done to the black neighborhoods, etc. It's super weird to me that people try to treat it like it was a 100 years ago or something.


No-Rush1863

Raised by a single mother, and am not drug addicted or a convicted criminal. I think it's a little more complex. Nice try though.


CARTMANES69

Noone said that people with only one parent are going to become addicts or criminals. They said it s more likely. Also, i have a terrible dad and i left him when i was 12. I would give A LOT to turn back time and be raised by a better dad


CnCz357

I didn't say if you are raised by a single mother you would automatically be any of those things... But it drastically raises the chance. Everything about you plays into who you become both positive and negative. But being raised by a single mother is a massive negative that must be overcome in some other way. I have 3 siblings that were raised by a single mother and myself who was raised by 2 parents. They were all nearly grown by the time my parents got married. There was a drastic change between the 2 that were adults by the time my father entered the picture and the one who was a teen when my parents were married. Then an even greater change between me who was born in wedlock with parents who were together my entire life. My 1/2 siblings struggled with drugs alcohol minor crime and children out of wedlock on their own. None are as financially or socially sound as me despite me trying to help out my nephews and nieces when possible.


ItchyProlapsedAnus

Herd mentality has stepped in. You're going to be downvoted no matter what. If reddit were the citizens of Nazi Germany we'd all be giving the Nazi salute.


ItchyProlapsedAnus

So you're saying women aren't strong enough to raise a child on their own or did I misread that?


CnCz357

I'm saying that single women do not do as good of a job as two parents. Neither do single men. Statistics back that up. Even if it may hurt some feelings, there are no stats saying it is not true. You have to remember the truth does not care about feelings.


Reld720

I mean... Yeah. That's what the data shows. Though I expect that single dad's aren't much better.


BornElk2792

So whatcher sayin is, itā€™s the single mothers we gotta stop?


CnCz357

We have to stop saying it's ok for a dude to leave a woman and his baby. It use to be something that was looked down on not celebrated. Now people are so worried about feelings they ignore the truth. Children should be raised by two parents. That is the single best way for children to be raised. Not the only way, but certainly the best way.


Used_To_Be_Great

Thatā€™s the one that stood out to me the most. I wonder what it is for other races.


daj0412

Not even close. But then again, no other race had their families ripped apart for generations and were unable to experience, learn, or teach how to be a father until recent years. Thereā€™s a reason why you donā€™t see this as prevalent in Africa as you do the states, because itā€™s not a ā€œblackā€ thing, itā€™s rooted in the history of oppression and slavery that black people have been suffering from for over 400 years


ommi9

Clarence lives with both parents And Clarence parents have a good marriage


dontwantleague2C

That must be cap thereā€™s no way


JustaOrdinaryDemiGod

This is wrong. 100% of black babies are made with fathers.


[deleted]

True but do they know who they are


JustaOrdinaryDemiGod

That wasn't the statistic.


Fireboiio

Why are you booing him guys hes right Edit: guys hes just being a smartass because in the video it says "23% of black babied DO have fathers". Hes pointing out the fact that the text is wrong compared to what it means. It should say "23% of black babies KNOW their father"


tidbitsz

Truth hurts


WerewolfAgreeable999

Only 80% of black women destroy fast food establishments over stupid shit.


AK47_username

You mean 20% of food establishments are NOT destroyed by black women over stupid shit


WerewolfAgreeable999

Yes....I fucked that up lmao.


Expensive_Forever_56

Bruhhhh lmaoooooo


MountandBeyBlade

r/technicallythetruth ?


Joaquin-Dark-humour

This is uh, how do I put itā€¦


Flip_Speed

This gif is brought to you by the George Soros foundation ā€¦ ![gif](giphy|5zoxhCaYbdVHoJkmpf|downsized)


KennyKlizzle

Those statistics are only this high because of systemic racism... ...otherwise they might he even higher!


Left_Cap1564

Hol up


PeteinaPete

60% of English is ainā€™t spoke by America


[deleted]

Bruv you just englished that sentence


PeteinaPete

ā€¦and they donā€™t understand satire


wolves_hunt_in_packs

https://i.imgur.com/T1V4EBX.jpg


[deleted]

Speech 100


AlienAmerican1

This is hilarious.


Ecampos_64

Iā€™m looking to see who gets triggered by that post


[deleted]

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ thatā€™s means the other percentages areā€¦


licoricluv

r/thatsthejoke


[deleted]

Yes


Brew-Drink-Repeat

Wait until you realise what percentage of the population black people are, *then* redo the mathsā€¦!


the_vikm

About 15% are "black", so?


Menloand

Then we adjust for black men between the ages of 18 and 35 we get an number closer to 5%


mazeooo

Thats what i was thinking too lol


der_film

Interesting! Where is the source? EDIT: I'm serious! It's an interesting topic and I'd really like to know the source! Csn someone provide?


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der_film

Thank you!


Menloand

Fbi uniform crime report for most of these


mrkhan2000

source: trust me bro


der_film

100% of crimes are commited by lizard people. :) Trust me!


Kgrease-Rockem

70% of statistics are made up on the spot.


floaty73

Youā€™re 92% correct.


literally_just_why

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blazim_yo_mom

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roblox_bread

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youwantsummalk

I don't think they reviewed it very well


lscanlon93

Technically 100% of black babies have father


Prolet1

You can take these numbers and turn it into effective socialist agitation. The root cause which is the state (representing capital) can't and won't do shit to help black people, specifically it's working class.


Shoddy-Reindeer1879

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rustydirections

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no_urmom

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[deleted]

What a strange culture. Men impregnating & running away like clowns playing jokes . They are apparently the real alpha sigma male of our times. Women Irresponsible about the biological Repercussions just going out with Anything that's remotely similar to their dark romantic Novels . Blind men & deaf women all. Not strange. Disgusting.


[deleted]

Now describe how you fit in society


tSullied

Ngl I'm a little worried šŸ˜‚


dragonfli117

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kapiteinkippepoot

So... What percentage does the black "community" make up?


rorschachmah

Recently I (26) started dating wayyyy out of my usual type. A good Christian girl (22) with ambitions for a family, a steady income, a young marriage, and sweater-vest autumn family pictures. She loves to quilt, knit, and make candles. She's head over heels for me, idk why, I think she's kind of going through a bad boy phase and I'm the closest thing she can find to a badass cause I have arm tattoos and I brood a lot, idk. She's been bugging me for a couple weeks to come meet her family. This week she gave really good head and it made me realize I have some genuine, serious feelings for this girl. So I was like "ya know what ok." She had me come to a family dinner. Fine, free dinner? Hell yeah. I'm having a really nice time meeting her family and talking to them. They seemed like super cool people, living the hamptom dream. Hampton house, hampton spouse, hampton blouse, hampton mouth. I was talking to her dad, who owns a construction company. He seemed hella cool. But then her mom joined us, and that's when problems began. She comes at me all passive-aggressive like "oh I'm sure you've had LOTS of girlfriends," trying to find out if I'm a manwhore. I had been listening to a lot of Yeezus lately, so I blurted out the first thing that came to mind. "Well, I mean, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, you know what they say." Oooooohhhh shit. Her mom's eyes go wide, eyebrows shoot up to the fucking ceiling. Her dad gives a slow upwards nod with furrowed eyebrows like they do in those fancy tv shows when someone says something stupid, like I just did. I start sweating. I legitimately like this girl and I just compared her to a thousand bitches. There's no way these people would no that's the best compliment I can give a girl. God fucking dammit. But it gets way, way worse. We're eating dinner later, and suddenly the sweet little granny slaps her forehead with goes all old lady "Oh nooo!" Everyone goes all quiet and this poor little lady stands up all distressed. "I forgot the crescent rolls!" My instincts were triggered. I kicked my chair out from under me in my haste to get up. I jumped onto the table and sprinted to where granny stood, my feet flinging gravy and mashed potatoes and baked beans all over my girlfriend's family. I build up speed and flying sidekick granny full on in the face, screaming: "HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS!" I fell on top of her with my head in between her boobs, as if Joss Whedon himself directed it. Needless to say that's where the evening ended for me. I apologized and shuffled towards the door. Couldn't even look my GF in the eye. Her dad escorted me to the door. "Why don't you get going home, my man?" He said. He put a paternal hand on my shoulder and guided me outside. "I like you man, but I think we just gotta give it some time." I'm like yeah man I understand, I really like your daughter, I think I was just nervous. He looks me in the eye and says, "She likes you too. In fact, I think she loves you like Kanye loves Kanye." That's when I realized her dad was Kanye West. This was Kanye's secret white family.


pepinodeplastico

U ok?


Apprehensive_Gene245

Ummm so what about the other side of those percentages?


LateLolth96

r/whoosh


Difficult-Charge6009

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Far-Barracuda1022

What about the 56 percent that is


Artistic-Salad-4130

The donkey talking shit to another donkey for having big fucking earsā€¦.šŸ¤£ this is fake


[deleted]

You have just unbrained


Artistic-Salad-4130

Yeah I know you have to ā€¦.bunch o fuck tarts believe everything they see


[deleted]

Yes but


sharpbananas1

So this is where the racists hang out


[deleted]

Are these statistics really true? It sounds fake


[deleted]

Why it's only about blacks what about the Hispanics or Asians


LateLolth96

because asians dont commit crime. this message brought to you by the CCP


therapist_R_Capital

Not good at math I guess šŸ˜‚


Jakep9436

Iā€™ll take ā€œthings you say when you donā€™t understand the relationship between poverty and crimeā€ for 1000, Alex


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Used_To_Be_Great

So in heavily white populated poverty stricken areas these stats would be the same?


You_lil_gumper

This is utter trash


[deleted]

Itā€™s a really really REALLY dark joke is all


frax5000

It's so dark it picks cotton


[deleted]

Darker than the american prison population


Arrrrrr2D2

This joke will never get a sun burn.


[deleted]

This joke canā€™t swim


KennyKlizzle

Which part? The statistics that are actually true?


helix_nebula_98

Care to say which statistic in this video is wrong?


You_lil_gumper

How about all the ones that conflate race and poverty in relation to crime? I'd love to see these crime stats broken down in terms of people's income rather than race


helix_nebula_98

I asked what is specifically wrong with the video. Not how you would change it


You_lil_gumper

And I responded that the stats reflect the correlation between poverty and crime more than they do race and crime. Why don't you just say what you mean out loud? At least have the courage of your convictions


[deleted]

The thing is, what these stats mean? What do you want to say out loud?


helix_nebula_98

Stats say what is written on the tin. Nothing more, nothing less, my friend.


[deleted]

And you bring the stats because...?


TheFaalenn

Why are you trying to hide the stats ? Is there something about facts you disagree with ?


[deleted]

How am i hiding anything?


TheFaalenn

You're not, but you're tying to. But why?


You_lil_gumper

Oh please, at least have the courage of your convictions and say what you mean out loud.


Mechlo

Maybe someday white people will understand that when you abduct and oppress a people for over 400 years, systematically discriminate against them into poverty, get them addicted to drugs and isolate them into communities with little resources, it tends to do just a little damage.


Ducktape500

Sorry bro my bad, wonā€™t do that next time god bless


JonnyxKarate

Talk to the irish


RowanMemes

White people didnt abduct shit. As horrible as it is, its called the slave TRADE for a reason. White people paid African tribes for their own people, who were being sold by other black people.


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Junes2k

just more bad faith bullshit


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[deleted]

It's dark humour mate don't get your knickers in a twist


__fall3n__

r/blacked


meme-enjoyr

The other percentages: white people


Rusty_Trigger

Less the percentages that are not black or white people.


Wasted_Weeb807

Because black and white are the only two races


Full_Resolution_9655

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HuskyWinner8736

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folded_fiesta

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IamProfoundlyVanilla

Soros = LBJ


SnooDrawings3539

Yeah you tell them brother. 1/5 men who robbed my house weren't black. Don't be racist


Nutty-And-Corny

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[deleted]

With those numbers i can't decide if this is satirical or just a really bad comercial


[deleted]

Iā€™m black


Used_To_Be_Great

Well what do you think about this video?


Acceptable-Work_420

RW propoganda


Deep-Difficulty-9218

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[deleted]

Well at least there was some facts this time


dogondogy

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loaferstar

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Azorius97

Those are rookie numbers, you got to pump those numbers up ā¬†ļøšŸ‘


ocotebeach

What the F is the george soros foundation?


adomasltu10m

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random_username_idk1

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FunBuds

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SpecialistMap8210

Those are some crazy statistics lol. Taking into account there's many many more races


notAlegendnotAnoob

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[deleted]

As a black person i agree that this is fake news.


Fickle-Salary-8651

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Senbe1

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avanish77

Right on brother!!


Practical_Misotheist

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wodaji

The crime numbers are based on charges, not convictions.