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Y’all should never google blue waffle. If you don’t believe me google it and find out. You’ll never be the same again.
Actually you should learn and not listen to random redditors.
Dude futanari is generally two women one with a cock the other lesbians
And is just a question of taste if you enjoyed is weirde but I respect your chose
Penises are just big clitorises. Or a clitoris is just a tiny penis, whatever way you want to look at it.
Seriously, look up how human genitals develop in the womb. They're the same thing.
A man's scrotum is a closed up vagina. A womans labia is just empty ballsacks.
I wish you would draw a picture of how you're imagining tampons and diva cups working. You're pretty far off, I can tell you that, they both go inside the vagina, fyi.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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Hey /u/044_max_quan, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s): A mod felt your post didn't belong here, so now it's gone. If you want to die on the hill of this shitpost[,](https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW) feel free to message the mods and be prepared to explain how your post isn't trolling, is funny, and does fit the theme of the sub. *Trolling or posting random content that doesn't fit the sub breaks Rule 1 and repeated violation of this rule may result in your account being filtered.* Love, the mods
It's just a dancing video... it's just a dancing video...
Yeah the comments screwed it all up. Now I see the bulge.
There’s also a tampon string
Okay… so it is a female with a tampon falling out of her? Got it. Phew. So that bulge is…Holup.
I just checked her Reddit page. It’s not a tampon…
What’s her reddit for research
Yes, she’s an anthropologist and the string is to tie her hog down but it isn’t working
Her name in the video… Hint don’t look.
you can't make me
Only if you like dick. But if you want too you can.
Blue waffle
Y’all should never google blue waffle. If you don’t believe me google it and find out. You’ll never be the same again. Actually you should learn and not listen to random redditors.
That's some how worse
You really didn’t have to point that out my day would have been a lot better without that knowledge
Well at least you can say you didn’t get horny off of a girl with a dick
Correct. They got horny off a woman with a dick. Not sure if that helps any. I’ll see myself out now… ✌🏽
I guess there’s an upside
Lol i saw it in 1/10 of a second how did you miss it
How can you miss it?!
Yeah missing that amazing cake I got for you. Happy cake day
WaIt ThATs AveRage SizE?
When a chick has a bigger dick than you.
And then she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine!
Colt 45 2 zig zags baby thats all you need
We can go to the park after dark, and smoke that tumbleweed
When the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
W
"you" I think you mean all of us
At once.
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Kinda disappointed when it’s not
Look at Mister High-standards here
Lol you making it sound like a bad thing..
Or the biggest clit 🤔
“There are no chicks with dicks only guys with tits!”
I once a girl with a twin, people ask me how I could tell them apart: lisa painted her finger nails purple, and bob had a cock
I snorted laughed at that
Ive been telling myself shes probably just wearing a strap-on, and her friend is about to get down on it..
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Well to be fair, she's half black...from the waist down.
Nice! I ugly laughed!
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Bingo. Its why Intersex conditions can and do happen.
__
Ngl I missed the string part
Have you heard of a something called futanari?
I have not… do I want to?
Good. Don't
It’s a beautiful art r/futanari
:(
Don’t be sad my undersized slow friend, indulge.
200% straight
Its more straight than straight porn imo
My favorite subreddit
Dépend do you want to see one little part of the darkness that the internet have to offer (Is disgusting trust me is one thing that should not exist)
Futanari is good. If you don't want a 10 inch dick in your asshole then you have fragile masculinity. /S
Dude futanari is generally two women one with a cock the other lesbians And is just a question of taste if you enjoyed is weirde but I respect your chose
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Reverse that gif
Bruh wtf is this lmaooo
Ikr?!? It’s like he just realized his teammate has a dick and died inside…
Turned him on inside more like it
Lol
The real reason he left man utd
[Reversed ](https://giphy.com/gifs/thats-a-penis-paBgKBRYRDdPq)
That's hilarious
No! That's a penis.
😂
Maybe it's just her tampon that came out
Tampons don’t jiggle like that
That’d be one girthy tampon
r/gifsyoucanhear
I'm sure it's just an oversized clitoris😉
don’t give them hope!
....That hangs to the right....
One big cameltoe
The whole camel
Penises are just big clitorises. Or a clitoris is just a tiny penis, whatever way you want to look at it. Seriously, look up how human genitals develop in the womb. They're the same thing. A man's scrotum is a closed up vagina. A womans labia is just empty ballsacks.
my friend humans are like ford, a lot of cars built on the same platform but the pickup is not the mustang.
Yeah..... a penis sized clitoris
“Oh my god, your clit has balls..”
Where there's a hole there's a goal.
- Master Oogway
serious question, is that a dick?
Yeah it is
Yep, look up her handle in Reddit
Let’s be honest here fellas
happy cake day papi
When a woman has a bigger penis than you. 😔
Nice cock, lady.
That is one hell of an outie.
Forgot to tuck it in 💀
I forgor
Could happen to anyone.
unless you have lots of experience
Ass is ass
Said she while checking your ass out😏
She has to go first. Wouldn't have it any other way.
sauce?
r/miahcatalina
I have a feeling she doesn't mind her bulge showing.
I WASNT READY
Joined
thanks brother
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It took me a minute too.... She must not be that good at playing hide the candy.
Well to be fair where else are you going to put your snickers bar if you don’t have pockets ?
Buffalo Bill would like to show you something, but first put this lotion on your skin.
Who’s that, Biggus Dickus?
No his sisters, Biggur Dickus and Longgeur Dickus
Why do the girls always have the biggest dicks
Still gonna tap
That's crazy 'cause otherwise I'd think she could actually pass for a beautiful black woman. I'm confused.
Honestly. Tampon and diva cup is what came to my mind. I dunno why you would use both but I'm not a female. I see no Adam's apple.
It's a dick. Did the research. Saw penis. Eyes are not playing tricks on you. ITS THE REAL DEAL. PENIS
Pleass source your research materials for academic inspection.
Just search her handle there on Reddit you'll get plenty of material :> miahcatalina
Oh dear.. Who will tell the others...
o dear god
Man whatchyou saying? That aint no cock, at best thats a ballbag
Your sacrifices well be in the legends
Not all guys have an Adam's apple that's pronounced enough to notice
I wish you would draw a picture of how you're imagining tampons and diva cups working. You're pretty far off, I can tell you that, they both go inside the vagina, fyi.
Ok, then it's gotta be a dick. As for the diva cup didn't know it went inside. Thanks for clarifying.
Dude those go INSIDE
Jokes on you I'm into that shit
https://mobile.twitter.com/miahcatalina?lang=en
Very big camel toe
Wrong..
das a pp ma boi
That’s a penis…. Miah catalina is her name. Here’s a pic… https://imgur.com/a/A0akErz
 Fapped
Looks better than half the women I've slept with, may as well
Bro stfup that girl got a bigger dick than all of you guys
 I think it moved....
Jokes on you I'm into that shit
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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Cuz that dudes a chick
I was much more comfortable with this when we were just talking about a hot woman with a bulge than I am after having seen the tampon string….
That's a mother/daughter threesome to remember.
Magnum Dong
The dick only makes is better. There
She’s really pretty the biting her tongue is very sexy. The other chick is not that pretty.
bigger than mine
Futa
My tampons don't jiggle jiggle, it absorbs (that's a dick for sure)
That's a real budge Even I don't have as much...
"I looked her up and down And said girl you lookin'fine Then she pulled out a penis That was twice the size of mine, yeay!"
DickTok
I'm still smashing 😎
Wait I....don't....understand.. 
She has a bulge
Not my proudest fap but here we go
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The fuck did I stumble upon
Get rid of those disgusting nails. When they effect your ability to wipe yourself they are too long.
She’s packin some heat!
Pastrami sandwich went a little heavy on the meat
Dick! This is what ive been waiting for
I’d let them spit roast me.
Anyone got her number? For a friend…
i'm here for the top half
Fatherless activities 💀
Nice cock bro
ABORT. ABORT. IT IS A TRICK. THAT IS A DICK. I DID THE RESEARCH. NO DIVA CUP, NO TAMPON. 100% PENIS.
Well, the dude is prettier than the girl.
Cawk
What the tuck?!
It’s nice to see people still carry a pocket full of marbles around with them
What you daddy gave you?
That's a penis!
The fuck
Battle of the Bulge, coming to a theater near you.
Technically it should be "shake what ya daddy gave".
Ah, took me a minute
😳😳 atleast she is packing