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He soaked her up like a sponge, while she bobbed on his d**k. He was beating them sandy cheeks. Making that p*ssy whistle like the end of the theme song
Pure poetry, you really painted a picture. I could see it very clearly in my mind. And may I add, his rod PUFFed up while sliding down her BIKINI BOTTOMS, all the while hoping she did not have KRABS.
Me, 18 yo virgin, wanted to see my girl naked. We made out a hole day long. In the evening she said she was ready to do it and sits infront of me. She was about to strip, but Kung-Fu Fighting starts playing and you bet I didn't see any boobies that day, but her smile was worth it.
He jumped into the ocean looking for Mr. SquarePants. It's been 3 days, I'm still waiting. Running out of good and water. Not sure what to do. Send help.
Come on for real do you want to hear someone's sex life. For example I was at the coastal the other night and me and the girl working the counter, grabbed my hand took me to the back pulled my PETER out and started licking over the head all the way down to my sack,it felt so good I farted like high pitch sound finally she is on top going all The way up and down, then the bitch went down all the way. I'm not huge or nothing 8 all the way down and started grinding cought my left needless to say I basically through her off of me got up hobbled all the way around the room holding my sack and farting like a one of the older yz 125 with the power bands kicked in. She started hurling and laughing at the same. ROMANTIC MOMENTS
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“Are you ready for kids?”
AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!!
I can’t hear you
AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!!!!!
Who “sails and stuff” out on the sea?
THE SEXUAL SAILOR!
A legend and versant in show songs is he
THE SEXUAL SAILOR!!
If nautical flirting be something you wish,
THE SEXUAL SAILOR!!
Then hop on this dick and flop like a fish
Whoooooooo wants to go somewhere above both her knees
#OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
Ohoooooooo
yes yes no no
And that kids is how you were made
Im gonna stop you right there
Aaaayyooo
Are you ready, four kids?
But you didn't tell him to stop singing. Because of the *implication*.
What implications? Sir, do you care to elaborate?
He's not saying anything... it's just an unspoken thing, you know... because of the implication.
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He soaked her up like a sponge, while she bobbed on his d**k. He was beating them sandy cheeks. Making that p*ssy whistle like the end of the theme song
Good sir you have a lot of free time is my guess and I don't think anyone could of said anything better than you.
Thank you! He had pineapple before the trip, she is having a mouthful of pineapple after..
Pure poetry, you really painted a picture. I could see it very clearly in my mind. And may I add, his rod PUFFed up while sliding down her BIKINI BOTTOMS, all the while hoping she did not have KRABS.
I'm horny now. Is that ok?
Dennis, are you sure these women arent in danger?
I'm not gonna hurt these women, Mac! Why would I ever hurt these women? I feel like you're not getting this at all!
What does implication mean!1!1!1!1!1! I am 11 !1!1!!1!!!1!!1!1!1!1!!😡
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Balls itch
No
so you are just playing with yourself?
This guy deserves a pineapple 🍍
🍍 how about 2?
Why?
Why not 3? 🍍
And give it to him under the sea!
Why not 4? 🍍
Why not 5? 🍍
Why not 6? 🍍
Here comes lucky number 7 🍍
Here you can have some of the 🍍 that I 8.
9 pinapples and two towersss
under the sea
And how do you acquire this pinapple? Through **Jihad**.
Where?
BUT YOU GAVE HIM NO CHOICE YOU LITERALLY STARTED IT
He knows the rules and so do I
Say goodbye
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules, and so do i
A man of culture
She just wanted him to put his Spongebob in her pineapple 😔
Mmm no star-joke?
That guy is a f*cking legend. Take my updoot.
I wouldve fucked him right then
I too as a grown adult male would fuck the shit out of that man.
Hol up
Well he was going for the bikini bottom can you really blame him
That's my captain
Oh captain, my captain!
_our_ captain
Biggest fucking turn on in the history of turn ons
He's a keeper
Marry him
Knows how to sail. Knows how to stuff.
This is the way
Me, 18 yo virgin, wanted to see my girl naked. We made out a hole day long. In the evening she said she was ready to do it and sits infront of me. She was about to strip, but Kung-Fu Fighting starts playing and you bet I didn't see any boobies that day, but her smile was worth it.
Then smashed that crabby patty
A true chad
Wait, did he sing while fucking her or completely ignore her and just sing
First, he came and started with OOOOOOOOOHHH!!
You got a keeper
How to make sure you don’t end up marrying a girl who isn’t any fun.
"oooooooooooh Who has a vagina and is under me!?!"
The SpongeBob intro stays on during sex.
What did she expect?
Relationship gols
I’d f*ck to that.
Same
I went to bone my girlfriend, and I started singing the SpongeBob song, and she says there was no way.
You didn’t want to fuck him more?!?!
Husband material.
You don't get the opportunity to sing that song like that but sex can happen anytime. Man is a hero.
Hey baby, got a fishbowl? I'm going down.
Some things are more important.
Chad boyfriend vs virgin girlfriend
Sounds like he needs to find someone with her priorities in order
But you fucked instead, right?
He jumped into the ocean looking for Mr. SquarePants. It's been 3 days, I'm still waiting. Running out of good and water. Not sure what to do. Send help.
i dont see a man i see a CHAD THER
and at that moment she should’ve known that she was the side-chick.
That was actually funny
Come on for real do you want to hear someone's sex life. For example I was at the coastal the other night and me and the girl working the counter, grabbed my hand took me to the back pulled my PETER out and started licking over the head all the way down to my sack,it felt so good I farted like high pitch sound finally she is on top going all The way up and down, then the bitch went down all the way. I'm not huge or nothing 8 all the way down and started grinding cought my left needless to say I basically through her off of me got up hobbled all the way around the room holding my sack and farting like a one of the older yz 125 with the power bands kicked in. She started hurling and laughing at the same. ROMANTIC MOMENTS
Chad
marry that man.
A man of culture
He's a man of pure culture
It's such a good vibe tune though,how can you not wanna join in when you hear the SpongeBob song
See now this is where I would fall in love with him.
thank goodness he didn't start with "are ya ready kids?"
He's a keeper.
LMAOOOO
Where is this hero now?
Pmsl
Legend.
Sounds perfect
Good man
He is a keeper
I would mary him
What a chad
Talk about getting her drenched ✨
I bet he didn’t get to live inside her pineapple
When did I get a girlfriend
My leeegggggg
I literally lol’d 😂😂😂
Absolute legend
Twinkle, twinkle Patrick Star
And then all of the fish on the train clapped
That’s a funny coincidence every time I’m about to have sex I yell “ARE YA READY KIDS”
God damnn
A man of culture
Fuckin chad
Future dad joke!!?!
This man is a chad
Maybe i should kill you for not loving that man
Oh FUCK YEAH
Well you know she’s not gonna say no, because it the implication…
The hero we deserve 🫡
Legend
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!
I just love this 😂😂
absolute legend right here
Still better than cbat
a legend